There’s a consensus among the “responsible” people in Britney Spears’ life that she will never get custody of her children unless she checks herself into a mental hospital. She needs to undergo intensive treatment for what many are saying is severe bipolar disorder. But Britney is already resisting and doing her best to act normal, according to TMZ:
And sources say that since her release from Cedars, Brit has “pulled it together, at least on the surface.” She is coherent and engaged, but will not voluntarily enter a mental facility.
What nobody realizes is Britney is probably taking advice on how to act normal from her dog London. She’ll get picked up humping a fire hydrant in Santa Monica by tomorrow. Actually, if Britney did start imitating her dog, I’d consider that progress. I’d probably feel more comfortable with her being around the kids. It’s not like they haven’t seen her pee on the carpet before.
Lexoka | January 7, 2008 at 12:59 pm
The picture is great!!! :D
steve | January 7, 2008 at 1:04 pm
if she takes advice from london, she’ll be chasing pussy around.
Wait. She already does that.
minniememe | January 7, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Hey ya’ll! I’m drivin’!
steve | January 7, 2008 at 1:09 pm
I forgot to add she’ll be licking her own ass too. And chewing on bones (!). Somebody stop me.
sicasso | January 7, 2008 at 1:11 pm
I think it’s time to start figuring out who will play this overprivileged, psychotic celebimbo in the Lifetime movie of her life. We know KFed will play himself.
Seriously, there’s a striking screenwriter chomping at the bit to write this biopic horse shit.
Pancio | January 7, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Cmon, how can people fail to recognize the rolling reincarnation of Anna Nicole Smith? Just give her a reality show on the “E” channel. With the consistent attention, she’ll become a more stable drug-addled hick retard celebrity “mom”, a core group of fans and rubber-neckers will watch, and eventually she’ll die from an infected buttcheek abscess. That last part is a sure thing, at least.
Ted from LA | January 7, 2008 at 1:13 pm
” She is coherent and engaged”
She is engaged? Congratulations Brit!!! I hope you have a long and happy life together. Who is she engaged to? That pap smear with the landing strip on his chin?
RichPort | January 7, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Chewing gum or coagulated semen? You decide…
my comment | January 7, 2008 at 1:15 pm
#5. I think Mischa Barton or that fat little piglet, Hayden Pattierne [whatever] should play Unfitney in the Lifetime Movie Special.
kelley | January 7, 2008 at 1:16 pm
she looks positively insane.
MindRiot | January 7, 2008 at 1:17 pm
The photos of her always look so nutty. She scares the fuck out of me.
rubberchicken | January 7, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Does she EVER shut piehole? I mean EVER?
I challenge someone to find a picture of her with that scank yap shut.
zsa | January 7, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Who says she wants custody of her children? She doesn’t act like a woman seriously wanting custody of her children. If she did she would clean up her act. Maybe she can’t because she’s mentally ill. Maybe she wants publicity so she’s drawing all this out. Either way, she doesn’t seem to really want her kids.
Send her to Jail | January 7, 2008 at 1:26 pm
I hate these fucking pictures of her with her mouth open like that. It makes me want to knock her veneered-ass teeth down her hillbilly throat.
p0nk | January 7, 2008 at 1:29 pm
All I can say is that some network damn well better have a ‘Spears Family Christmas Special’ next xmas. Jamie Lynn with fatherless child, Britney with some random hobo and no children, and supermom Lynn. Definitely a keepsake.
RichPort | January 7, 2008 at 1:31 pm
#15 – Can I preorder the Franklin MInt collectible plates?
Nut Case | January 7, 2008 at 1:32 pm
She certainly fooled them and was able to act normal enough to be released from Cedars. I don’t think she is Bi-polar, otherwise, the hospital would have gotten a judge’s order to keep her for the full three days. Manic Bi-polars live in another dimension and can be helped with meds, but they have to take their meds which is not always easy since once they feel better they all think they don’t need their meds anymore.
However, she appears to be just a plain old Media Whore that really does not care about her kids or what anyone else thinks. I guess her kids weren’t the cute little angels that behave like the kids on TV shows. She must have realized that when in dawned on her that KFed is really a gigolo.
She just wants to abandon her kids, which means that she is a very bad person, but not necessary Bi-polar. Thank God, she didn’t eat them.
Britney is just a Living Media Monster that’s all.
put the ugly people in the back | January 7, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Of course they do that way someone else has to deal with her. Brit is a fucking crazy little brat who refuses to take responsibility but, her family and friends are complete fucking assholes and they are a big part of her problem. She’s practically been the most famous woman of the 21st century for several years now because her mom and her people fucking pimped her out like a little whore for all that worthless fame and money of course things were going to end up like this. This is a fucking human being they turned into a sex symbol slut money making product. Now I’m not saying she’s not responsible but, the girl has the mental capacity of a fucking teaspoon, she’s pure hillbilly white trash, she’s incredibly spoilt and bratty as shit and used to getting thing her way and now on tp of all that she’s fucking batshit crazy. NO ONE can dig themselves out of a hole that big and she just doesn’t have the tools to get through this so unless some incredible expert helps her through this and her family tries to suck just a little less I don’t see this ever resolving itself.
Ivy | January 7, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Ah, portrait of a young woman “high on life”
Brit Brits biggest fan | January 7, 2008 at 1:36 pm
I hope this doesn’t derail her career
Hollywood Agent | January 7, 2008 at 1:41 pm
# 5-
I don’t think that there are any WGA members that want to write a bio-pic about her since if they did they would never get taken seriously again, and The Suits would never read any of their post-brit-biopic material. Now, there maybe some Scabs that would do it.
Spanky | January 7, 2008 at 1:45 pm
That pic was taken seconds after she found out she was losing custody of her kids.
Unfitney, what a fucking waste of skin.
Spanky | January 7, 2008 at 1:46 pm
That pic was taken seconds after she found out she was losing custody of her kids.
Unfitney, what a fucking waste of skin.
Spanky | January 7, 2008 at 1:46 pm
That pic was taken seconds after she found out she was losing custody of her kids.
Unfitney, what a fucking waste of skin.
jrz | January 7, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Bitch is crazy.
And driving.
A car.
*shakes head….gives God thanks for not living in California*
v | January 7, 2008 at 1:48 pm
I do that same look when I find a five dollar bill in my jeans.
Wright | January 7, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Britney’s always been the type of crazy that runs in hicktards – a mind missing both intelligence and common sense, and floating off its moorings with the slightest nudge. `She used to be held together by an insanely packed performance schedule, but just as soon as she back off from that she ran off the rails. There’s no way she can be fixed, it’s a miracle she lasted as long as she did before the manure fermented in her brain. Her former manager should get some type of award. He saw the jailbait tits and ass, went boinginginging, then she talked and he figured he should ride her as a cash cow before she turned into a crazy cow. Good call.
RichPort | January 7, 2008 at 1:50 pm
#20 – You’re a funny fuck.
commish | January 7, 2008 at 2:04 pm
This is still America. I fully support Brit’s right to be crazy. I will also support her decision to end her life, even if it means there won’t be any new material to laugh at.
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commish | January 7, 2008 at 2:06 pm
The caption should read, “Look ma, no brains!”
commish | January 7, 2008 at 2:06 pm
The caption should read, “Look ma, no brains!”
Tito | January 7, 2008 at 2:07 pm
#17 Just because she was released doesn’t mean she’s not bipolar. She was on a 5150 and the only way they could have held her longer after she demanded to be released was if she continued to be a danger to herself or to others. The hospital cannot force Britney to get treatment otherwise.
commish | January 7, 2008 at 2:08 pm
. . . . or, “Howdy, I eat corn!”
Petite | January 7, 2008 at 2:11 pm
The question was posed: Is Britney doing all of this on purpose, to actually ruin her career and therefore finally STOP being the family cash cow?
Interesting theory, but I’m pretty sure she’s mental!
Patty Duke, she could really use you’re help.
jrz | January 7, 2008 at 2:12 pm
I’M COUNTRY! YEEEE HAH!!!!
Petite | January 7, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Sex worked for Lohan!
RichPort | January 7, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Hey, if I can force my zipper dragon in her mouth I can force her to get treatment. And of course by treatment I mean a plastery facial.
p0nk | January 7, 2008 at 2:19 pm
#20, well played!
#35, whoever suggested that scenario is more idiotic than britney.
redsonja1313 | January 7, 2008 at 2:32 pm
If she really was involuntarily held even for 36 hours, she was pumped full of meds intravenously. It will take 48+ hours for that to work out of her system and the bipolar issues to gradually creep back. But I read else where she was drinking on Sunday…really bad combo with bi-polar meds.
sameshitdifferentyear | January 7, 2008 at 2:53 pm
That’s the last thing you’ll see before you die.
It’s official, this kunt is now a killer klown.
(or at least looks it)
So what do you-all think, is she going to ‘suddenly’ die within 24 hours of her sister’s baby being born, just like Anna Nicole (son died/baby born)?
Vegas is taking bets, right now.
D. Richards (Saint.) | January 7, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Yeah. My grandmother’s seen better days. She ocillates between the past, and this warped sense of the present that, if not explained to her properly, could result in her pissing, and shitting her well-worn skivvies.
Her face is a worn patch of smiling wrinkles and self-unreliant filth, transfixed by bright objects like a deer in headlights.
It’s anybody’s guess at how my grandmother manages a complete day, but she does. Just like Spears!
My grandmother could be Britney Spears. The only difference being in age. But Britney’s almost senial so the age difference evens itself out. Pure waste.
GloveSlap | January 7, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Every time I see her big open yap I just wish someone would punch her full on in the face…maybe that would wake her the fuck up. She is a classic attention whore of the highest internet caliber–only this is real life. The least she could do is set up a web cam, make a bunch of stupid pouty faces in her black wig and then commit fake “suicide” like a real cam whore. No, instead the damn media keeps responding to her cries of “look at me! look at me! look at me!” by pasting her huge cumdumpster across every newspaper.
Gee where are BritBrit’s enablers now? How’s that “comeback” going?
ella | January 7, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Holy shit, those are some damn big ass dumbo ears
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Femme Dating Ally | January 8, 2008 at 1:39 am
But I do love Britney and her music! She’s such an amazing singer! And what the godd is she is a bisexual. You know, I am a lesbian and love to dating online.
voracious | January 8, 2008 at 3:30 am
OMG, you can see the crazy even through the sunglasses!!!
vicky | January 9, 2008 at 2:02 am
Luckily, I found one. That’s brintey spears. seems she is finding her son a new father on “wealthybeauty.com” . It is a site for celebrities and millionaires to mingle. It’s said Charlie Sheen has found her love
there last month.