Britney Spears passes drug test, visits kids, and flashes her crotch

October 9th, 2007 // 117 Comments

Okay, let’s get what you really care about out of the way first. I’m not even sure if Britney Spears is wearing underwear or not in the upskirt shot. However, if you’re all about vast amounts of inner thigh, you’ve struck gold. Moving on. Britney passed her drug test over the weekend and visited her kids today while under supervision. TMZ reports:

We’re also told Britney is currently with her children and a parenting coach and all is going fine. She has visitation from morning till early evening. Spears also had similar visitation yesterday and last Saturday, and she has accepted the fact that a parenting coach will be watching and making suggestions.

As we first reported, Britney would not open the door for the children last Thursday because she didn’t want anyone to tell her how to raise her kids.

It looks like Britney is getting her act together. Yeah, maybe she should hide her crotch from public view, but after these recent developments, let her be. This could all very well end with Britney becoming a clean, sober, responsible mother that only occasionally wants you to see her vagina. I can live with that. I mean, it’s not exactly the Sistene Chapel down there and my eyes burn a little, but at least her children are safe. In the oven. Where she left them.

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  1. Homer Simpson

    Mmmmm….. Chunky thighs.

  2. NickNolte's Baby

    Nick Nolte is my dad? What did I do to desrve that? Why can’t Britney Spears be my momma! WaHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  3. justplainconfused

    @1 – I’m not sure if I should laugh or puke.

  4. lux

    I like the way her crotch is eating her dress in pic 3. I didn’t know it was possible to have a camel toe in a dress! And of course, for Britney, no outfit is complete without stains on it! I have never seen anyone live up to the stereotype of white trash with such vigor and dedication as she!

  5. PunkA

    What she needs are some more smokes and some siggies.

    And another Chalupa! Brit loves to head for the border, ya know.

  6. PunkA

    Apparently Starbucks and a Chalupa is the new Ciggies and a Red Bull. And she wears it so well.

  7. kate

    with all the shopping she does, why, oh why can’t she buy some new shoes? those boots have got to be pretty ripe by now.

  8. Zing!

    Looks to me like she’s been shootin’ chalupas out of that massive worm hole of hers. Christ. You could go spalunking in that massive cavern of hers. I bet you the cum that keeps getting shot in there forms some pretty impressive stalagmites and stalagtights.

  9. lux

    BTW Britney: Those iced coffee drinks are basically like ice cream. You can’t have one every day and not get fat. Just thought you should know. In case you care. Oh you don’t? Nevermind then.

  10. p911gt10c


  11. Donkey

    I’m glad I saw these pictures of Britney’s braless breasts.
    It reminds me that I need to make a donation to the zoo for the new gorilla exhibit.

  12. dre

    Did she just leap out of that huge trash bin behind her? She’s dirty, and so is her dress.

  13. Kateyn

    OOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGG I LUV U BRIT BRIT IM A BIG FAN OF U I LOVE UR NEW SONG ITS FABULAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LUV U !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM UR NUMBER 1 FAN!

  14. moobs

    This is the walking definition of a “HAG”

  15. northernlight

    Why is she wearing a tablecloth as a dress? Why does she have another frappacino or moccacino or whatever the hell that thing is? Why does she always, always, look like shit, no matter the location or time of day her picture is taken? Questions, questions.

  16. robbyrob

    dam thats good i tell ya!! I know all you want Britney to loose but she gonna do it!

  17. Dog's that fly

    This girl must have some sort of permenant yeast infection or something with the way she constantly has to air it out.

  18. #10, that goes for six packs of beer too.

    Switch to vodka if you want to lose weight. Drink enough of it and you’ll forget to eat

  19. havoc

    #16 – You’re thinking of an Alpacino…..


  20. Yanqi

    She looks hot here! Like most hetero guys, I’d fuck her in heartbeat.

  21. TinyTy

    Business plan
    (1) Go to the garage sale at every 55+ neighborhood I can find and buy all the granny clothes
    (2) Open a boutique in Britney’s (or insert young celeb name here) neighborhood.
    (3) Sell granny clothes for $500 to $3000 per piece.


  22. @14

    Come down honey, AND STOP YELLING!

  23. corri

    EWWW at those stains!

    no no brit brit.

  24. ellie


  25. luvtohate

    u all can suck britneys twat shes freakin awesome i love her style and she is freakin awesome so psssssh!

  26. TS

    Frist, I was just kidding. I couldn’t waste good scotch like that for one. And for two scotch gives you bad enough dangman without filtering chronic smoke through it first.

  27. Mindy

    Wow, this fat girl is a lot more popular than the fat girl in the last story.

  28. ahodayo

    Here’s a crazy thought. Maybe if people would quit (quit coming to this site)taking pictures of her getting out of her car we wouldn’t have to worry about seeing her vagina. Just a thought.

  29. @26

    Oh how very nice of you to wish me to burn my lips and tongue off. U R not very nice at all!

  30. Oh hi, everybody, I just came from the nude Sienna post. We were playing naked twister. I heard you guys had a kilo of blow, so I thought I’d join you. Or was that just a rumor?

  31. TS

    Let’s start calling her Corky.

  32. meow

    I love this outfit. Seriously

  33. Jaquine

    Look, fuck those fuckin fetal alcohol nimrods. Britney should strip and grind on the “parenting coach” and finish by peeing on her lap, screaming “this is for my next drug test, bitch!” Britney’s too important to be tied down by this ordinary-folk bullshit.

  34. TS

    And by important you mean retarded, right?

  35. Jaquine

    No, I mean repetitive. Like saying “she’s retarded” on all 113 stories about Britney over the past month. You’re very important.

  36. meow

    Frist, naked twister; can you imagine? Someone bent over with their asshole right in your face, omg, lol. and btw, vodka is so fucking nasty.

  37. @32

    We might as well. You know she’s already fucked him. He probably lives in Hollywood, after all. You can’t be her caliber of slut and not have fucked a tard.

  38. Mr. McFly

    I’m sick of this piece of trash being on every entertainment and news outlet.

    She needs to OD already.

  39. BunnyButt

    * shouts into Britney’s crotch *

    Hello – ello – ello – ello! Is anyone in here – ere -ere – ere? This cave is massive – assive – assive – assive! Ew – ew – ew – ew! So much guano – ano -ano – ano!

    * bats come flying out *

    29, yeah, right. Britney will stop showing her twat if The Superficial shuts down.

  40. Dee

    Brit, I love the new song girl it rocks. I just wanted to tell you to keep god in you life and don’t let nothing get you down your boys will be back with mommy soon.

  41. Janey

    For all you haters…She ain’t goin nowhere..cuz its Britney, bitch!

  42. BunnyButt

    Dee, don’t be so hateful towards those children!

  43. Mathine

    Britney you are amazing, I love you to death. Congrats on passing the drug test…I knew you could do it! Keep it up. Love the new video! You are HOTT!!!

  44. JagedNS

    What a fucking train wreck.

  45. freakwad

    man, i sure do love britney.

  46. schadenfreudelicious

    Why does this woman always look like she just crawled out of a three day booze and drug fueled bender…is she not capable of bathing, and perhaps putting on clean clothes? I can smell her from here an its not pretty….

  47. Hey, #37, TS liked it, TT REALLY liked it, and please don’t insult my best friend Vodka. She is sensitive, you know…

  48. TS

    I am pretty sure everyone in here would agree that she’s pretty much a retard. But seeing as how that’s a totally unoriginal (and yes, repetitive) thought, I will cut it out. Just for you.

    And Barkeep, another round on me. Make FRIST’s a double.

  49. zsa

    She’s wearing a see through sack, and it’s awefully shady down there…thank god.

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