Okay, let’s get what you really care about out of the way first. I’m not even sure if Britney Spears is wearing underwear or not in the upskirt shot. However, if you’re all about vast amounts of inner thigh, you’ve struck gold. Moving on. Britney passed her drug test over the weekend and visited her kids today while under supervision. TMZ reports:
We’re also told Britney is currently with her children and a parenting coach and all is going fine. She has visitation from morning till early evening. Spears also had similar visitation yesterday and last Saturday, and she has accepted the fact that a parenting coach will be watching and making suggestions.
As we first reported, Britney would not open the door for the children last Thursday because she didn’t want anyone to tell her how to raise her kids.
It looks like Britney is getting her act together. Yeah, maybe she should hide her crotch from public view, but after these recent developments, let her be. This could all very well end with Britney becoming a clean, sober, responsible mother that only occasionally wants you to see her vagina. I can live with that. I mean, it’s not exactly the Sistene Chapel down there and my eyes burn a little, but at least her children are safe. In the oven. Where she left them.
Homer Simpson | October 9, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Mmmmm….. Chunky thighs.
zuzu | October 9, 2007 at 4:47 pm
gut
NickNolte's Baby | October 9, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Nick Nolte is my dad? What did I do to desrve that? Why can’t Britney Spears be my momma! WaHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
justplainconfused | October 9, 2007 at 4:49 pm
@1 – I’m not sure if I should laugh or puke.
lux | October 9, 2007 at 4:50 pm
I like the way her crotch is eating her dress in pic 3. I didn’t know it was possible to have a camel toe in a dress! And of course, for Britney, no outfit is complete without stains on it! I have never seen anyone live up to the stereotype of white trash with such vigor and dedication as she!
PunkA | October 9, 2007 at 4:51 pm
What she needs are some more smokes and some siggies.
And another Chalupa! Brit loves to head for the border, ya know.
PunkA | October 9, 2007 at 4:53 pm
Apparently Starbucks and a Chalupa is the new Ciggies and a Red Bull. And she wears it so well.
kate | October 9, 2007 at 4:59 pm
with all the shopping she does, why, oh why can’t she buy some new shoes? those boots have got to be pretty ripe by now.
Zing! | October 9, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Looks to me like she’s been shootin’ chalupas out of that massive worm hole of hers. Christ. You could go spalunking in that massive cavern of hers. I bet you the cum that keeps getting shot in there forms some pretty impressive stalagmites and stalagtights.
lux | October 9, 2007 at 4:59 pm
BTW Britney: Those iced coffee drinks are basically like ice cream. You can’t have one every day and not get fat. Just thought you should know. In case you care. Oh you don’t? Nevermind then.
p911gt10c | October 9, 2007 at 5:08 pm
BOOOOOOOOOOORING!
Donkey | October 9, 2007 at 5:12 pm
I’m glad I saw these pictures of Britney’s braless breasts.
It reminds me that I need to make a donation to the zoo for the new gorilla exhibit.
dre | October 9, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Did she just leap out of that huge trash bin behind her? She’s dirty, and so is her dress.
Kateyn | October 9, 2007 at 5:15 pm
OOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGG I LUV U BRIT BRIT IM A BIG FAN OF U I LOVE UR NEW SONG ITS FABULAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LUV U !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM UR NUMBER 1 FAN!
moobs | October 9, 2007 at 5:16 pm
This is the walking definition of a “HAG”
northernlight | October 9, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Why is she wearing a tablecloth as a dress? Why does she have another frappacino or moccacino or whatever the hell that thing is? Why does she always, always, look like shit, no matter the location or time of day her picture is taken? Questions, questions.
robbyrob | October 9, 2007 at 5:19 pm
dam thats good i tell ya!! I know all you want Britney to loose but she gonna do it!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2277567
Dog's that fly | October 9, 2007 at 5:20 pm
This girl must have some sort of permenant yeast infection or something with the way she constantly has to air it out.
FRIST!!! | October 9, 2007 at 5:27 pm
#10, that goes for six packs of beer too.
Switch to vodka if you want to lose weight. Drink enough of it and you’ll forget to eat
havoc | October 9, 2007 at 5:28 pm
#16 – You’re thinking of an Alpacino…..
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Yanqi | October 9, 2007 at 5:31 pm
She looks hot here! Like most hetero guys, I’d fuck her in heartbeat.
TinyTy | October 9, 2007 at 5:31 pm
Business plan
(1) Go to the garage sale at every 55+ neighborhood I can find and buy all the granny clothes
(2) Open a boutique in Britney’s (or insert young celeb name here) neighborhood.
(3) Sell granny clothes for $500 to $3000 per piece.
Investors?
@14 | October 9, 2007 at 5:33 pm
Come down honey, AND STOP YELLING!
corri | October 9, 2007 at 5:33 pm
EWWW at those stains!
no no brit brit.
ellie | October 9, 2007 at 5:34 pm
EWW PIC #3 IS A PMS STAIN AND MAJOR CAMEL TOE
luvtohate | October 9, 2007 at 5:35 pm
u all can suck britneys twat shes freakin awesome i love her style and she is freakin awesome so psssssh!
TS | October 9, 2007 at 5:35 pm
Frist, I was just kidding. I couldn’t waste good scotch like that for one. And for two scotch gives you bad enough dangman without filtering chronic smoke through it first.
Mindy | October 9, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Wow, this fat girl is a lot more popular than the fat girl in the last story.
ahodayo | October 9, 2007 at 5:45 pm
Here’s a crazy thought. Maybe if people would quit (quit coming to this site)taking pictures of her getting out of her car we wouldn’t have to worry about seeing her vagina. Just a thought.
@26 | October 9, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Oh how very nice of you to wish me to burn my lips and tongue off. U R not very nice at all!
FRIST!!! | October 9, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Oh hi, everybody, I just came from the nude Sienna post. We were playing naked twister. I heard you guys had a kilo of blow, so I thought I’d join you. Or was that just a rumor?
TS | October 9, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Let’s start calling her Corky.
meow | October 9, 2007 at 5:47 pm
I love this outfit. Seriously
Jaquine | October 9, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Look, fuck those fuckin fetal alcohol nimrods. Britney should strip and grind on the “parenting coach” and finish by peeing on her lap, screaming “this is for my next drug test, bitch!” Britney’s too important to be tied down by this ordinary-folk bullshit.
TS | October 9, 2007 at 5:49 pm
And by important you mean retarded, right?
Jaquine | October 9, 2007 at 5:50 pm
No, I mean repetitive. Like saying “she’s retarded” on all 113 stories about Britney over the past month. You’re very important.
meow | October 9, 2007 at 5:50 pm
Frist, naked twister; can you imagine? Someone bent over with their asshole right in your face, omg, lol. and btw, vodka is so fucking nasty.
@32 | October 9, 2007 at 5:52 pm
We might as well. You know she’s already fucked him. He probably lives in Hollywood, after all. You can’t be her caliber of slut and not have fucked a tard.
Mr. McFly | October 9, 2007 at 5:52 pm
I’m sick of this piece of trash being on every entertainment and news outlet.
She needs to OD already.
BunnyButt | October 9, 2007 at 5:52 pm
* shouts into Britney’s crotch *
Hello – ello – ello – ello! Is anyone in here – ere -ere – ere? This cave is massive – assive – assive – assive! Ew – ew – ew – ew! So much guano – ano -ano – ano!
* bats come flying out *
29, yeah, right. Britney will stop showing her twat if The Superficial shuts down.
Dee | October 9, 2007 at 5:54 pm
Brit, I love the new song girl it rocks. I just wanted to tell you to keep god in you life and don’t let nothing get you down your boys will be back with mommy soon.
Janey | October 9, 2007 at 5:55 pm
For all you haters…She ain’t goin nowhere..cuz its Britney, bitch!
BunnyButt | October 9, 2007 at 5:55 pm
Dee, don’t be so hateful towards those children!
Mathine | October 9, 2007 at 5:56 pm
Britney you are amazing, I love you to death. Congrats on passing the drug test…I knew you could do it! Keep it up. Love the new video! You are HOTT!!!
JagedNS | October 9, 2007 at 5:56 pm
What a fucking train wreck.
freakwad | October 9, 2007 at 5:58 pm
man, i sure do love britney.
schadenfreudelicious | October 9, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Why does this woman always look like she just crawled out of a three day booze and drug fueled bender…is she not capable of bathing, and perhaps putting on clean clothes? I can smell her from here an its not pretty….
FRIST!!! | October 9, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Hey, #37, TS liked it, TT REALLY liked it, and please don’t insult my best friend Vodka. She is sensitive, you know…
TS | October 9, 2007 at 5:58 pm
I am pretty sure everyone in here would agree that she’s pretty much a retard. But seeing as how that’s a totally unoriginal (and yes, repetitive) thought, I will cut it out. Just for you.
And Barkeep, another round on me. Make FRIST’s a double.
zsa | October 9, 2007 at 6:01 pm
She’s wearing a see through sack, and it’s awefully shady down there…thank god.