Britney Spears’ parents go to court

February 1st, 2008 // 81 Comments

Lynne and Jamie Spears are in court today request the judge create a conservatorship which would allow Jamie and Lynne to be in control of Britney’s medical care, according to TMZ:

The conservatorship would also allow them to control Britney’s financial affairs. Both parents have made it clear: they believe Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib are squandering Brit’s assets.

The main issue seems to be money which Sam Lutfi says Lynne is after and Lynne says Sam is after. However a family source provided People with some interesting info:

“As the money came in, the family began to fight more. If Britney was aggravated with Lynne, maybe Bryan would side with Britney because he was on the payroll.” Now, “It doesn’t seem like there’s much of a payroll, I guess they might have to get jobs like the rest of us.” Sources confirm Lynne’s Kentwood mansion Serenity is still paid for by her eldest daughter.

Then again a source in the Federline camp paints an interesting picture of Sam that explains the rants Britney made about Lynne and her boyfriend:

The source also says Lutfi has been “telling Britney that Adnan [Ghalib] and her mother have been conspiring to do this so he looks like a savior. It’s really sick and crazy.”

On the other end of the spectrum, The Superficial Writer blames Mayor McCheese and his delicious Quarter Pounders. You want to know where Britney’s money went, my friends. Look no further than the Golden Arches. I rest my case. Has anyone seen my gavel?

Photo: Pacific Coast News
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  1. FRT

    Cukoo! Cukoo! Cukoo! Cukoo! Cukoo! Cukoo! Cukoo! Cukoo! Cukoo!

  2. Adam

    Fuck, Halle Berry’s really let herself go since the pregnancy.

  3. suspicious

    Hmm..papers have not been filed in order for the parents to be granted custody of their daughter medically, yet financially they have attained control.

  4. mofoghetto

    Isn’t that Lindsay Lohan grasping for Britney’s left tit? Now that Twitney is locked up, I guess Hohan figured she’d try for the next best thing.

  5. mofoghetto

    Woops, i meant Mrs.Twitney Senior’s left tit!

  6. 911 was the open door...to love and understanding...

    Jesus loves us and so now we will wage war forever! Thank the true God (not the one of Abraham and his descendents, the one of Christ)!!!!!!!!

  7. D. Richards (Atheist.)

    Yeah, #56. It’s fun when people unwittingly die for a cause.

    In order to make an omelet with grated christ cheese, you gotta break a couple of mortal eggs; am I right? Well, the right kind of mortal eggs (no darkies).

    Fuck your god.

  8. ayaled

    DID you really see her there?
    ————————————————————————————————-
    I admire her. She is awesome and a great example for young women today. I have seen her photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named ” Searching Millionaire dot com”.. Many men winked at her there.

  9. #57 (Darwinian with a heart)

    It certainly is easy to sew hatred and disrespect, isn’t it little fella? Why do you berate other for their philosophies? They have faith and you do not. Leave those who do not not think like you to think as they do for themselves. It is not of your business.
    It is obvious that you are not particularly educated in geopolitics. If you were than perhaps you would not mock the “conspiracy theorists”. Read a couple dozen books and tell us what you think afterwards. You would be amazed. The world has always been an ugly place, acutely so with the existence of Homo sapiens.

  10. Ript1&0

    You should kill yourself and rid the world of another one of these horrible “homosapiens”. You are making this place uglier.

  11. Ript1&0

    (that was directed @ 59, consiracy theory lover). Spread the paranoia, go ahead, jackass!

  12. To Ript ... Spreadin da Stupidity

    hahahahahaha I am making this place uglier? What about D. Richards? This piece of shit is the meanest spirit in the house. You? You are his whore. This site is all about ugly. Have you been reading dearest? Hate and cruelty everywhere. I hate atheists. They should leave other humans alone. By the way, I am one but I keep it to myself. Why hurt people’s souls. Oh, I know, it’s too easy. Cheap shot. That’s what assholes do.

    If you are too dim-witted to know what goes on behind the scenes all through out history I suggest you stick to sucking cock and otherwise keeping your mouth closed. It catches flies and smells bad.

    Also, it is Homo sapiens, dumbass. I thought you said you had a college degree. Ahhhh liberal arts darling? Liar?(gosh I hate evil people and those that support them. You are merely a sycophant that rallies behind Richard’s bullshit. ) Oh, been dumped again? Damn you must be ugly, sorry.

    Bye bye, cunt.

  13. P.S. Ript and lover Richards

    It really is foul to say “Fuck your god”. Really low. hahahahaha I don’t care i am amazed at how sorry a human (Homo homo) can be.

    “Worry – a God, invisible but omnipotent. It steals the bloom from the cheek and lightness from the pulse; it takes away the appetite, and turns the hair gray.”

    “The governments of the present day have to deal not merely with other governments, with emperors, kings and ministers, but also with the secret societies which have everywhere their unscrupulous agents…

    Benjamin Disraeli

  14. mamadough

    does she remind anyone else of the female monkey off of ‘planet of the apes’?

  15. OK one more (sorry) from Paranoid as Hell

    “The world is governed by very different personages from what is imagined by those who are not behind the scenes.”

    Benjamin Disraeli

    Until the latest of our world conflicts, the United States had no armaments industry. American makers of plowshares could, with time and as required, make swords as well. But now we can no longer risk emergency improvisation of national defense; we have been compelled to create a permanent armaments industry of vast proportions. Added to this, three and a half million men and women are directly engaged in the defense establishment. We annually spend on military security more than the net income of all United States corporations.

    This conjunction of an immense military establishment and a large arms industry is new in the American experience. The total influence — economic, political, even spiritual — is felt in every city, every State house, every office of the Federal government. We recognize the imperative need for this development. Yet we must not fail to comprehend its grave implications. Our toil, resources and livelihood are all involved; so is the very structure of our society.

    Military-Industrial Complex Speech, Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1961

    I know I know none of this matters and we could go on all night here with this. Please educate yourselves to the dangers at hand. We could all be victims in the end to Tyranny which had long been the order of the many days before the ones we live in now.

    Myself – a common worried American and nothing more

  16. L.Linus

    Most guys think the same way, and that’s Lynn Spears has a hot little body for her age. I bet those gray pubes are nice, like to see if she has nice tits!

  17. D. Richards (Atheist.)

    Hey, #63?

    So you’re ‘amazed’ by ‘homos’, agh? Well, then you must know that Jesus was a faggot? It’s true. Twelve apostles: more like twelve sodomites! Seems ol’ Jesus loved bukakke. He still does.

    If homosexuality was prerequisite for entry in to heaven, would you suck cock for your lord? Sure you would, sailor. You’d be the first person in line, on your knees, salivating, with an open mouth and a crooked, half flaccid little erection, waiting. Do you know why? Because you do as you’re told. You’re fodder for the religious machine.

    Honestly, I don’t trust homophobics. Anyone trying that hard to hate a group of people is obviously hiding something (loose ass). Homophobes are the kind of people that stab you in the back, then try andsuck you off about it. ‘Please don’t tell the congregation. I’m a man of the lord.’, he says as he unzips your fly.

    Now, #63, you do realize that when our bodies die, we cease to exist in any form, right? Some of our bodies will be buried, some incinerated, but that is the end; there is absolutely no god. That is, unless you believe in the man on the moon.

    God is fictitious — it’s a concept. God is the conceptual idea of an animal evolved enough to question it’s own origins — and it’s far easier of an answer than millions of years of evolution, isn’t it? Religion helps curb man’s inherent fear of death, and the unknown.

    Where do you suppose your god was for the billions of years before mankind appeared on the face of the planet? Masturbating? Right. Wait, you don’t believe that planet earth is five thousand years old, do ya’? Agh, hell, you’ll believe anything.

    P.S. Fuck your god.

  18. Son-of D. Richards (Mouthful.)

    And suck*

  19. Grimace Plobes

    damn, I want a Big Mac now

    special sauce is my savior!!!

    SPECIAL SAUCE FOR BRITNEY!!!!

  20. #67 (one dick away from a prick)

    Blasphemy must be real cool to you. Take the easy jokes. Cruelty and vulgarity. Hey dumbass, I am an atheist as well. I just don’t tell religious persons that. Don’t want to offend them.
    Jesus wasn’t even the son of God until the Council of Nicea (Roman church – clever manipulative cowards being conquered by the tougher German types) in 325. I mean, you can say whatever you want about anything. I personally could care less. I think the church is bullshit as well. A tool for the blind masses. “Would Wotan give you eternal bliss? No? In the end you gotta fight Loki and the storm giants and perish? Why not try everlasting joy through Jesus!!!!!!”
    I just don’t egage in mocking these poor souls. I nod my head when they talk about the creator and think “well, creation, creator – same difference ontologically”.
    Why engage them? Why mock them? It seems too offensive for someone like me to rip at a “soul”. But, as you will!

  21. Ript - IQ of 1 or 0

    Congratulations dear! You won the “Odorous Skank Whore of the Decade” A
    award! For keepin’ it real and all!
    I am sorry if I am personally making this place uglier for you. I honestly never thought I had that kind of power. I kinda figured most normal people that do not like my line of bullshit would just pass it by and not waste their time. That’s what I do with 80% of the posts here. I laugh at what I think is funny and respond to those that ask for a fight. Why? Cuz it’s fun!!!! Superficial and Ugly! None of it means a thing to me. I would have a drink with anyone here no matter what they said to me. I ask for it after all! Just a joke darling. You don’t get that? Maybe you should not be here then. This site is filled with filthy comments. Seems odd that a nothing piece of shit like myself could wield all this power to “make this place ugly”, when it already if filled with obsenity, pedophilia, death wishes against children, insults to religion, etc.
    Am I over you head so to speak? Is that it? Too deep into the real?
    Well, I honestly am astounded by your neurosis! Take some pills or hit the vodka, go on! It’s right there next to you. You know you need it. Don’t listen to your therapists and medical doctors. Trust Uncle Ugly. He would never steer you wrong. The road to Hell is straight ahead baby!!! :)

  22. D. Richards (Saint.)

    #70? Fuck ‘em! That’s what I’m saying. I enjoy the ‘easy’.

    I’m easy. When I fuck, I am, so, easy!

    I don’t understand your problem. You’re just too goddamn deep for an easy mind like me, man. Whoa!

    P.S. Fuck your god.

  23. For D. Richards (savant, sex symbol, saviour, carrier of the douche)

    I do not have a god I am atheist. Can you retain info, bro? Hey is your sister as easy as you? WAIT!!! YOUR SISTER???!!! (Never mind)
    And fuck your god as well!!!

  24. D. Richards (Surgeon.)

    Oh. Ha-Ha. You misunderstood me, deuce.

    You’re an atheist — supposed atheist, yet you seem to have a problem with me telling somebody that their god is meaningless. ‘I don’t understand your problem’, what is your problem? Are you agreeing with me, or disagreeing? Make a little sense when you address me.

    And ‘Bro’? Are you trying to be cool by using the word ‘bro’? You are aware that when a person calls another person ‘bro’, all of the caller’s cool has undoubtedly been negated, right? Really fucking lame, johnson.

    P.S. Fuck your god.

  25. D. Richards (Surgeon.)

    Oh. Ha-Ha. You misunderstood me, deuce.

    You’re an atheist — supposed atheist, yet you seem to have a problem with me telling somebody that their god is meaningless. ‘I don’t understand your problem’, what is your problem? Are you agreeing with me, or disagreeing? Make a little sense when you address me.

    And ‘Bro’? Are you trying to be cool by using the word ‘bro’? You are aware that when a person calls another person ‘bro’, all of the caller’s cool has undoubtedly been negated, right? Really fucking lame, johnson.

    P.S. Fuck your god.

  26. D. Richards (Hands.)

    Ficial, please fix your site.

    I’m tired of every other time I hit the post button to post an entry, a disclaimer pops up telling me that there’s an ‘internal server’ problem. That happens everywhere I post from.

    Fix it! Or I’ll be forced to fist your staffs’ rectums.

  27. I Forgot It

    69. Grimace Plobes – February 4, 2008 1:53 PM

    damn, I want a Big Mac now

    special sauce is my savior!!!

    SPECIAL SAUCE FOR BRITNEY!!!!

    Just add water, she makes her own sauce! I love the Spears train Wreck! Mom and Dad and Britney are funny enough, then you add some dipshit paparazzi types and a “manager” that now has a truckload of restraining orders against him….oh and the wild card is the little 16 year old preggo…can’t hardly wait to see where that one goes!

  28. I Forgot It

    [Ænema]
    Some say the end is near.
    Some say we’ll see armageddon soon.
    I certainly hope we will.
    I sure could use a vacation from this
    bull-shit three ring cirrrrcus siiiideshow of
    Freaks here in this, hopeless fucking, hole we call LA.
    The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
    Any fucking time.
    Any fucking day.
    Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona bay.

    Fret for your figure and
    Fret for your latte and
    Fret for your lawsuit and
    Fret for your hairpiece and
    Fret for your prozac and
    Fret for your pilot and
    Fret for your contract and
    Fret for your car.
    It’s a bull-shit three ring cirrrrrcuus siiideshow of
    freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA.
    The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
    Any fucking time.
    Any fucking day.
    Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona bay.

    Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
    Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
    Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
    Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
    Some say the end is near.
    Some say we’ll see armageddon soon.
    I certainly hope we will
    I sure could use a vacation from this
    stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit…
    One great big festering neon distraction,
    I’ve a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
    (Learn to swim. 3x)
    Mom’s gonna fix it all soon.
    Mom’s comin’ round to put it back the way it ought to beeeeeeeee.

    (Learn to swim. 8x){continues in background}
    Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones.
    Fuck all these gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes.
    (Learn to swim. 8x){continues in background}
    Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos.
    Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory.
    (Learn to swim. 8x){continues in background}
    Fuck smiley glad-hands with hidden agendas.
    Fuck these dysfunctional, insecure actresses.
    (Learn to swim. 8x)
    Cuz I’m praying for rain
    and I’m praying for tidal waves
    I wanna see the ground give way.
    I wanna watch it all go down.
    Mom please flush it all away.
    I wanna see it go right in and down.
    I wanna watch it go right in.
    Watch you flush it all awaaaaaaaaay.

    Time to bring it down again.
    Don’t just call me pessimist.
    Try and read between the lines.
    I can’t imagine why you wouldn’t
    Welcome any change, my friend.
    I wanna see it come down.
    (Suck it down. 2x)
    Flush it down.

  29. To Lord D. Richards - Yes Sir

    Your Noble Numbnuts, sire, I beg to inform you, my liege, that I , mere surficial template for higher low life, but mentioned that I thought is was suspiciously cruel to attack the sacred by the profane.
    And by “bro” I had thought you and I now share a special bond. I would consider having deranged sex with you. We have shared so much hatred that making love just seems to be the exceptionally wrong thing to do. Par for this crippled handicapped course.
    And yes you are on to me. I was trying to be cool. I am desperate for affection. Please fuck me, Mr/Mrs/Ms/It/Shit Richards. May I call you Shit Richards?
    May your god be bent over in Hell by my God – Lord of Disbelievers and semen.

  30. Ript...you got next...where are you?

    I miss you sweet thing. My wife and I would love to have you over with Shit Richards sometime. We can all share the four ends of a tire iron anally. That would be real nice. I am sorry that you hate me. But sheesh, you axed for it Yo. Yes I said Yo because I am still working on my cool. Hell my ole lady is frigid so that is a good start.
    Anyway…sugar and butterflies and flowers and rainbows and extra absorbant tampons for you!!!! :)

  31. causeyourhot.com

    Get your save Britney t-shirt

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