Britney Spears’ parenting skills are exactly what you’d think

August 12th, 2009 // 62 Comments

Seen here yesterday in her braless, side boob splendor (Why did I use that word?), Britney Spears took her kids to a free swag event where they adorably swore like pirates, according to NY Daily News:

While the singer picked up goodies at a swag suite in L.A. last week, Sean Preston, 3, and Jayden James, 2, shocked guests by repeatedly yelling, “Oh shit!”
“We were all surprised by their potty mouths, but it was actually pretty funny,” one onlooker acknowledged.
How did Britney respond to her sons’ antics?
Said the source: “She was too busy picking out freebies to chastise the boys for misbehaving.”

I’m actually impressed all they did was swear. I pictured the two of them fending off guests with butter knives before loading SpongeBob backpacks with turkey legs and cake like they practiced at home. “Mama finds veggies in them bags y’all gonna sleep in the garage again. Now, Jayden, you drive the getaway car while Sean stays behind and takes the rap.”

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  1. gigi

    ughhhh just utterly trifling…. I don’t even care to read what she’s up to regarding raising her sons — none of it can be good because she’s crazy & those kids are fucked no matter… but the dresses, the droopy lopsided braless boobs, the back of the hair w/ the haphazard weave action- the overall haggardness… so bad, so bad — how about we just slap up a picture of Wanda the super at Blair Hill Arms Apts? [fictional dwelling I just made up, I think...] and I think she can sing too

  2. Christina C

    Hey, you all wanted her to be skinny and now she is so she is showing you her bod, no bra and probably no panties!? That should make you all happy, but no now you want a bra. She even gave up the coffee and has water in her hand and you are still not happy. What will make you happy? Nothing this chick does is ever going to make everyone happy. It’s her parenting, her hair, her eyes, her ” trailer trash” looks. Takes one to know one I guess. Its her forehead, give me a break. She looks like a linebaker? Maybe a 7th grade linebacker, she looks good and someone is buying her music or she wouldn’t have all the money in the world.

    You want to mold her into something she is not or something you want to be just like her parents. She is rich, famous, and has two beautiful boys, so she is not the mother of the year, so who is…we all make mistakes when raising children no matter who we are. None of us are perfect or have a perfect life no matter how much money we have. We would all be labeled “BAD PARENTS” if we had someone following us around on a daily basis taking pics and listening to everyword we said or our kids said. Can you call yourselves parents of the year? Would you even make the list?

  3. Paul

    She is still a hot piece of ass but her tits are starting to sag a bit

  4. #50 is a moron

    #50: you’re a moron

  5. Zoe

    I am laughing REALLY hard at the person who said Brit was TONED….OMFG SHE IS NOT TONED! You can see the flab on her arm muffining out over that arm band she is wearing….Complete with her big ol’ nasty implants hanging out the side of her dress….EWWW! Add ratty bleached out hair, She was never a great looking teen either, she had a cuteness that never matured into an attractive woman. Her voice is terrible too. I have some friends that saw her live and said it was a JOKE!

  6. Zoe

    I am laughing REALLY hard at the person who said Brit was TONED….OMFG SHE IS NOT TONED! You can see the flab on her arm muffining out over that arm band she is wearing….Complete with her big ol’ nasty implants hanging out the side of her dress….EWWW! Add ratty bleached out hair, She was never a great looking teen either, she had a cuteness that never matured into an attractive woman. Her voice is terrible too. I have some friends that saw her live and said it was a JOKE!

  7. tel

    She’s butt ugly, I never thought she was hot back in the day. she never had
    any natural beauty, but now she just looks like a middle aged truck driver dude,

  8. she once was stunningly perfect

    57 – youtube the way you make me feel with her and michael jackson. shes pretty much the most perfect looking female on the planet in the performance.

  9. Packinwood

    Her tits always seem to be trying to go in a different direction than the rest of her. Mostly downward.

  10. me

    …someone commented on her having a “bounce back body” I just wanted to point out, that she has paid a lot of money for that so called “bounce back body”. Hello? Ever hear of Lipodissolve? I think I may have spelled that wrong… oh well, you get the picture. The tour has helped get some of her shape back, but truth be told, I think she looks rough and old. She’ll be 28 in a couple of months, and she looks older to me. I wish her well, but I am also tired of seeing her everywhere. I am wondering why the rest of America isn’t tired. Her antics are boring.

  11. OMG! Can you just leave her alone??? Could any of you imagine a life where every little detail of your life if photographed and taken completely out of context? Give her a break! She’s looking great and I’m very happy for her! Hopefully she has a great comeback!!!

  12. Reprimand children repeatedly for such things makes use of the word star as a means to attract attention and a means of protest. All children in the process of potty mouth, it is best for the child that does not make a big battle drama out of it.

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