Britney Spears managed to regain visitation rights with her kids over the weekend by finally cooperating with the court-appointed parenting coach. And, surprise, things went to shit. Apparently on Monday the coach filed a “damaging report” to the judge and once again Britney’s ability to see her kids is in jeopardy, according to an Us Weekly source:
The paperwork, filed under seal to LA Superior Court, claims that “[Spears, 25] paid her [monitor] no attention or respect at all, as if she were some employee whom she could blow off,” the source says.
“Britney’s often distracted and in her own world when she has the kids [Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1] and has a hard time focusing,” the insider adds. “She is adamant that she doesn’t have to listen to anybody — that it’s her way or the highway.”
The coach is requesting that any further visits must occur in her office:
“She doesn’t want all the distractions, whether it’s the paparazzi or whatever else is going on. Britney needs to focus on improving her parenting skills and prove that she really wants these kids.”
Put whipped cream and caramel sauce on the kid’s heads. Make them look like little, walking Frappucinos. Britney will give them her undivided attention. Some may call my methods unorthodox, but, I advise you to consider that I’m not a child psychologist. I’m just a simple man that likes to uppercut Mack trucks into the air. If that doesn’t qualify me to tell someone how to raise their kids, then I don’t know what does.
@25 Hey geniuscunt, Britney doesn’t read this website. She doesn’t read period. All you fucktards that write to her on this page give it the fuck up. Hey and 31, you’re a dumbshit too.
Britney blew me once.
I told her I worked at Starbucks.
When she dances, its not sexy. Its pathetic.
Hey Auntie Kryst — She may not read this web site, but she surely reads X17 as their writing is so biased it’s funny. And why not clean up your language a little bit, huh? You’re about as classy as Britney. Oh wait….maybe it is Britney.
Auntie Kryst – October 24, 2007 10:53 AM
Actually, she may read this site. How do you know? I’ve seen lots of photos of her reading (or at least looking at) newspapers and magazines with her on the cover or featured within. There have also been reports from her previous employees that she is/was consumed with these reports, stories and photos including websites. I realize the chances are she probably will not make it here to read, but just in the off chance she does, I just wanted to let her know, that not all of the world want her to fail or have a rough life. I wish her luck and she is in my thoughts and prayers. :P
WTF is she windexing that table for? She prboably doesn’t even do that shit at her house? Meth makes you want to clean.
Fucking fuck why are they giving her so many faucking chances? Take the kids away NOW godammit. Why do the fucking morons dealing with her think any of this will change. She does not deserve her kids, she’s beyond unfit as a mother, the whole fucking world knows it so just take the kids and give ‘em to fucking K-Fed.
Britney,
Your swimsuit is too small. It makes you look fatter. Please die.
Lola, u r teh Hag of hags. Other than that, how r u doon?
26@ Don’t worry about reading. Its really overrated. Ask Dear Brit-Brit.
Hi Ya’ll-
Thanks so much for all the prayers and the great thoughts, but I just don’t give a shit anymore.
I’d rather drive around eating taco bell and spilling starbucks all over my granny outfits than anything else in the whole world! So don’t worry about me- I have my lucky boots- so far so good!!!!
Luv, Britney Spears
I’m spreading my butthole as wide as I can in case Britney reads this site.
She’s too worried about the sea lion that keeps chasing her round the pool and trying to mate with her.
Look at the poor thing she is really suffering through all her troubles. I mean just look that is a girl who relly has the weight of the world on her shoulders.
It’s fucking true what they say I guess ignorance really is bliss and it’s easy being as fucking stupid as Britney… meanwhile we’re all suffering having to see someone this stupid and disgusting prance and skank around making us throw up in our mouths and burning our retina’s with her foul dirty hideous fatness.
Knowing the hell of having complete idiots for parents, as many do, I really feel bad for her kids. If you see pictures of them they look retarded like they aren’t being mentally stimulated at all. They are gonna fucking hate her guts when they grow up I can’t wait until they write a book (obviously with a lot of help like a ghost writer, a ghost speaker and even a and a ghost thinker ) but nonetheless it’s a sweet day when you can literally say FUCK YOU to your parents and actually back those words up with some life ruining action. If this whore was my Moomma (oh god I just got vomit chills) I would fucking take her down as soon as Iucking possible. I’d sell stories to the rag mags or better actual newspapers that have some cred and take pics of her indecency. oh it would be wonderful payback.
She may be a hoorible wart on the vagina of humanity but it’s gonna be fun to watch her burn. The Brit story isn’t even near finished.
@39 Fair play on the language, I do swear too much. However @40, praying for her? C’mon that’s just sad. She doesn’t want your prayers, help, or anything. She’s a total loss, and does it on purpose. Pray for an end war and famine, don’t waste it that sack of crap (notice I didn’t say ‘shit’).
Leave Britney alone!!! Seriously. I think she just doesn’t want kids. Quit trying to make her.
@2 that cracks my shit up…..
Here’s the deal: if you bathed Britney (might have to delouse first), washed her hair, brushed her teeth, put her in a properly fitting bikini, and of course did a brain transplant – then you really couldn’t say she’s fat. Her body’s not great, but it’s about average (for Americans) for her age, and not too bad for having had two kids. But she’s certainly fat for a sex-selling faux “singer” of pop music. And she’s fat in a way that starts with the head – fat slob, fat bitch, fat retard, that sort of thing.
i love the “feeling fat” advertisement directly under the pictures of britney in a WAY too small bikini.
“Pray for an end war and famine, don’t waste it that sack of crap”
Christians pray for all. Selective prayer, based on value judgments – Dear God, please help and strengthen those I approve of – is favored by jihadists. Sorry, but that’s not a group I belong to.
These photos are further evidence that Britney is not too bright… and by not too bright, I mean she’s as sharp as a marble. Clearly, as she strolled thru Costco’s leopard print “half-off” bikini bin, she thought it meant buy a bikini which is half the size you actually wear.
Eh, she’s now a pathetic waste of space. Most people actually acknowledge that their life and behavior has to change after having kids, she refuses to and I’m sure sees this as some great indicator of character on her part, that she won’t “compromise.” Or something. She probably doesn’t know a word that big. She’d probably say, “I’m just doin’ my thang, and I ain’t gonna change for nobody.” Lots of women do that. They squeeze out a couple of rugrats because they’re too stupid to use birth control and/or they like babies and love the attention they get when they’re knocked up. But once the kid comes, he/she takes all the attention, and they don’t like that. So they pick up where they figure they left off, and the kid is now a tiresome accessory, like a purse they bought 3 years ago that they no longer use.
I don’t think she’s fat (though she’s not really “in shape”), but that swimsuit is unflattering, in several different ways. She needs a What Not To Wear intervention. Would some stylist out there please adopt her and get her into clothes that don’t make her look like a club skank?
Frap joke is old. Update please.
(with Windex in hand) “Funny, I don’t recall eating cottage cheese while I was sitting on this table naked…”
I’d hit it. I’d blow some coke with her. Whatever.
I was just checking pictures from her VMA performance and surely she looks thinner there. It seems weird though, since lately she’s been looking a bit thinner day after day. But yeah, it must be that ridiculously small bikini she’s wearing. Maybe its a few years old and she still thinks it fits.
And btw #18, the difference between Britney’s body and Giselle’s body is HUGE. It’s not like everything bigger than Giselle is too fat, think for yourself.
Although I must say it’s rather ironic that people from the fattest country there is (assuming that this site is mostly visited by US citizens) are so eager to call Britney fat. After her VMA gig the Finnish host of “You Are What You Eat” stated that Britney is looking very healthy and normal. I agree. She doesn’t look super hot (and definitely shoul’ve worn something different to the VMA’s) but I’d rather look at that than a growing population of sick, anorexic girls.
i love pictures 3, 6, and 8. jeezuss h. a fucking whale. or walrus or some shit.
I think her music execs decided that she couldn’t do a successful sustained comeback, so they’re telling her that she’s still hot, still a superstar, all that, in the hopes that she’ll make a spectacle of herself to sell this one last album. So far, it’s really working – her song is still at the top of the charts, and they’re paying very little to publicize her, because she’s generating 24/7 coverage for free. Now if only that bikini provided some coverage…
“After her VMA gig the Finnish host of “You Are What You Eat” stated that Britney is looking very healthy and normal. I agree.”
hmmm…okaaaay…I agree too. She’s what she eats: cow and potato(head), supersized.
she’s not that fat. the bikini is just way too small
please tell me she’s rehearsing dance moves for her next shittily produced video? man, i can’t wait!
With all that glass cleaning, Britney’s clearly preparing for some type of poolside hot carl. Initiation ritual for the new assistant?
#63, Britney is probably thinner than at least 50% of American adults. I think we’re all just so shocked to see her transformation from a very fit and thin young girl to a normal-sized woman who has given birth to 2 kids. Ok so we all know her diet isn’t healthy (based on the pictures it’s gross even) but she still does not LOOK very unhealthy or fat.
@54, fine go ahead and pray for her. It’s your time to waste. Afterall she’s a whitebread hick much like most Christians. However, spare me the rightous indignation that you pray for all. I’ve yet to meet a weepy eyed bible thumper that gives half a shit to anyone except exactly like themselves. Scorn for all others. This is perhaps a broadbrush statement but protestant christians are the most biased self absorbed lot on the planet. Ain’t like me, ain’t for me!
At least the coach has now got her spraying the Windex and not just drinking it.
One step at a time Brit.
And I gotta say I think it’s horrible that she can’t even have peace and quiet at her own house. When she goes out in public that’s another thing, but this just makes me feel even more sad for her.
A girl can wear a bikini that small, at Britney’s weight, but she has to back it up by being a rapid-response slut. She can’t just parade around, as if she’s eye candy, or spend all day asking people if they think she looks good in the bikini. It’s more like being in the window of one of those Amsterdam whorehouses. Get the penis up (and it WILL get up, men are pigs), then follow through. If a girls is clear-minded about all that, then I can’t possibly criticize her.
Auntie Kryst, I just said a prayer for you. Neener.
Her children are going to grow up with Starbucks-related issues. Poor kids.
I hope she doesn’t start taking her kids to Starbucks. There’s nothing worse than hopped up tards.
If the helicopters are going to hover over her place all day, the least they can do is snap a picture of her putting a finger down her coin slot (last pic) and then smelling it. You know it happens.
What? She’s not a good mom? SHOCKING.
#50 – Hey FRIST, I’m with you. I don’t think she wants the kids, she’s making attempts to sabotage at every turn. Maybe she doesn’t want the hate mail that would ensue if she just came out and said that, but the court keeps giving her chances. I’d respect her a lot more if she just told the truth.
“What the hell does a bitch have to do to lose her kids these days?? Damn, man!”
Please someone give me a fork so I can gouge out my eyes!!!!
gettin ready to break out the lines.
That’s a HUGE BITCH!!!!
Why the hell do these shitty-ass posts keep floating back to the top? It’s like the turd that won’t flush in the guest bathroom at your in-laws.
can I ask what exactly is she doing in those pictures btw?
PEREZ HILTON HASN’T HAD A BRITNEY STORY IN OVER A WEEK, HE IS BOYCOTTING HER !
Clean table = clean coke.
The ONLY cleaner she probably owns, is Windex. Gotta keep the glass and mirrors clean!
13 and 23 and 57. AGREED.
2 – natcherly, ha ha ha!