Britney Spears’ parenting coach is pissed

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Britney Spears managed to regain visitation rights with her kids over the weekend by finally cooperating with the court-appointed parenting coach. And, surprise, things went to shit. Apparently on Monday the coach filed a “damaging report” to the judge and once again Britney’s ability to see her kids is in jeopardy, according to an Us Weekly source:

The paperwork, filed under seal to LA Superior Court, claims that “[Spears, 25] paid her [monitor] no attention or respect at all, as if she were some employee whom she could blow off,” the source says.
“Britney’s often distracted and in her own world when she has the kids [Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1] and has a hard time focusing,” the insider adds. “She is adamant that she doesn’t have to listen to anybody — that it’s her way or the highway.”

The coach is requesting that any further visits must occur in her office:

“She doesn’t want all the distractions, whether it’s the paparazzi or whatever else is going on. Britney needs to focus on improving her parenting skills and prove that she really wants these kids.”

Put whipped cream and caramel sauce on the kid’s heads. Make them look like little, walking Frappucinos. Britney will give them her undivided attention. Some may call my methods unorthodox, but, I advise you to consider that I’m not a child psychologist. I’m just a simple man that likes to uppercut Mack trucks into the air. If that doesn’t qualify me to tell someone how to raise their kids, then I don’t know what does.