Britney Spears managed to regain visitation rights with her kids over the weekend by finally cooperating with the court-appointed parenting coach. And, surprise, things went to shit. Apparently on Monday the coach filed a “damaging report” to the judge and once again Britney’s ability to see her kids is in jeopardy, according to an Us Weekly source:
The paperwork, filed under seal to LA Superior Court, claims that “[Spears, 25] paid her [monitor] no attention or respect at all, as if she were some employee whom she could blow off,” the source says.
“Britney’s often distracted and in her own world when she has the kids [Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1] and has a hard time focusing,” the insider adds. “She is adamant that she doesn’t have to listen to anybody — that it’s her way or the highway.”
The coach is requesting that any further visits must occur in her office:
“She doesn’t want all the distractions, whether it’s the paparazzi or whatever else is going on. Britney needs to focus on improving her parenting skills and prove that she really wants these kids.”
Put whipped cream and caramel sauce on the kid’s heads. Make them look like little, walking Frappucinos. Britney will give them her undivided attention. Some may call my methods unorthodox, but, I advise you to consider that I’m not a child psychologist. I’m just a simple man that likes to uppercut Mack trucks into the air. If that doesn’t qualify me to tell someone how to raise their kids, then I don’t know what does.
lola | October 24, 2007 at 10:08 am
does this report come as a surprise …. I think not!
MrSemprini | October 24, 2007 at 10:10 am
Wrap some big sausages in toddler clothes and give them to her. She won’t know the difference. And, she’ll get hungry, natcherly, and she’ll eat them. Feeling guilty, she won’t ever say anything about her children, because, hey, they were right tasty.
MrSemprini | October 24, 2007 at 10:10 am
I coulda been first Lola, if you had tried to say a LITTLE bit more! Hag…
pear shaped | October 24, 2007 at 10:10 am
seriously these pics are gross.
lola | October 24, 2007 at 10:12 am
no you were not first….I was……so who’s the hag my friend :)
kayla | October 24, 2007 at 10:13 am
fatass
Brock Landers | October 24, 2007 at 10:15 am
You know what man? If that parenting coach is pissed then I’m pretty fucking pissed. Such bullshit.
survey sez | October 24, 2007 at 10:18 am
i love the last pic where she is cleaning the table off. guess she’s gearing up for her future as a waffle house waitress.
Texas Tranny | October 24, 2007 at 10:19 am
Oh my fucking God, she’s cleaning. I wonder what was on the table.
hegadeth | October 24, 2007 at 10:20 am
Wow, she’s cleaning something. Shoulda started with her big greasy head. Or, God forbid, her nether regions…..
Mal Reynolds | October 24, 2007 at 10:22 am
Fat chick. Small tits. No ass.
#8, Waffle House was exactly what I was thinking when I saw that pic.
Joanna | October 24, 2007 at 10:22 am
That is totally weed shes smoking.
God even the area between her boobs is fat.
The Moat | October 24, 2007 at 10:22 am
I get it; Brit cares more about flavored coffee drinks and other fatty treats than raising her kids. Hilarious.
Look man, the joke’s been made. Move on and write some new ones.
Don’t get me wrong; I totally sympathize. People hunger for these stories, and the girl isn’t giving you any new material. It’s hardly YOUR fault she screws up every opportunity to be even at least a mediocre parent. It’s hardly YOUR fault she hasn’t been seen in public in the past year without a cup of Starbucks in her hand.
But still… can’t we find something else to make fun of? I’d like to nominate those lips. Did those things put on some weight, recently? Maybe she needs to do more lip exercises… whatever that would entail.
weewillywinkie | October 24, 2007 at 10:23 am
She’s hot! Who is she?
Auntie Kryst | October 24, 2007 at 10:25 am
Fucking perfect I knew it. The fucktard paid no attention to the court appointed official. Britney probably thought that woman was another personal assistant except this one talked back. Dumb dumb dumb fool.
On another note, who’s the douche oh so subtlety dropping that rich mingle website address in every post. Please return to the slimy PR hole you came out of you fucking twat.
KatiePie | October 24, 2007 at 10:26 am
Ummm.. that bikini is way too small. Time to get a bigger size. It will actually look better make her look less fat.
Dick Richards | October 24, 2007 at 10:28 am
Britney’s built like Homer-fucking Simpson. I say, kill the children. Neither one of those pricks, Britney, Or whatshisface, deserve to have children. This mess is just fucking the kids up. By killing those children, the state would be doing the poor bastards a great service.
J-Sin | October 24, 2007 at 10:31 am
Wow, you guys call that fat?? Let me get this Giselle is too skinny and Britney is too fat. So what is the ideal body type? Alien?
clown | October 24, 2007 at 10:36 am
uppercut mack trucks? huh?
KILL LAWYERS | October 24, 2007 at 10:37 am
Why are they just going after Britney as an unfit mother ? there are Millions of unfit Moms ! Oh wait it must be the lawyers
fweem | October 24, 2007 at 10:38 am
Alien would be nice, im always up for something new.
Britneys aborted fetus | October 24, 2007 at 10:39 am
WE DON’T NEED THE GOVERNMENT TO TELL US HOW TO RAISE OUR KIDS ! DEATH TO LIBERALS !
sw | October 24, 2007 at 10:42 am
Wow, that joke about how you’re really strong and hot and awesome is so, so funny!
You should probably make it in every single post. I bet it never gets old!
Charlie | October 24, 2007 at 10:43 am
What a COW!
Jocitch | October 24, 2007 at 10:44 am
Britney,
Please, please listen to the courts and those around you; work to become a better mom. This will not get any easier.
You’re a beautiful, sexy woman, but you need to realize, you need not constantly be on display for all to see.
Do not let the paparazzi push you into doing harmful things. Also, your partying ways need to stop. There are more things in live than to party hard until 6am. Your children may be a hurtful reminder of Kevin, but they are still your’s and you need to show them more attention. Life does not revolve around you anymore. You have them to think of.
What? | October 24, 2007 at 10:44 am
I’m sorry, did I just read the word “natcherly” from #2? Bloody brilliant.
bearandbu | October 24, 2007 at 10:44 am
Great…now I’m blind…thanks.
tits mcbean | October 24, 2007 at 10:44 am
Hmmm. I feel GREAT. Thank you, superfish, my boobs are bigger, look better in a bikini, and i have my own hair and no children. LIFE. IS. GOOD.
oh, and the “ideal” is somewhere inbetween Giselle and Britney. Not too big, not too small, but the deal with Britney, is that she has amazonian legs. Those are NOT delicate, beautiful lady-like ankles. Men like that shit. Her feet look like they smell too. She just looks stinky.
The Wafflehouse won’t take her. She doesn’t know how to work hard. Hardly, or hard at all.
Britneys Drugged out new assistant | October 24, 2007 at 10:45 am
Who took these photos ? someone on the Space Shuttle ?
secybitch | October 24, 2007 at 10:46 am
I agree that everyone can never agree on what a good body is. And Brit is thick with no tits. Not fat, but she needs to hit the gym. She’s too lazy though. Small tits are only cool if you are skinny or a hardbody with a super flat stomach.
martino | October 24, 2007 at 10:46 am
Britney is back!
i DO like the bathing suit | October 24, 2007 at 10:46 am
she isn’t that thin, but
i love that bathing suit!!!
i think it is a vix.
Jen | October 24, 2007 at 10:47 am
I don’t think she’s fat. She’s slightly overweight, she obviously doesn’t wash her hair, and she evidently subsists on a diet of Starbucks, McDonalds and cigarettes. If she isn’t grossly overweight now, she will be.
Her flagrant disregard for people who actually know what the fuck they’re doing is what astounds me. She’s living on her own planet at this point.
havoc | October 24, 2007 at 10:50 am
Christ she’s fat!
Fat face, fat gut, fat ass, fat legs, fat feet and her tits are slowly moving under her arms.
Why the fuck would you even put on a swimsuit when you look like that?
gah……
.
Kelly Neuman | October 24, 2007 at 10:51 am
I can not believe how much she has let herself go. Her skin and body look a mess.
Auntie Kryst | October 24, 2007 at 10:53 am
@25 Hey geniuscunt, Britney doesn’t read this website. She doesn’t read period. All you fucktards that write to her on this page give it the fuck up. Hey and 31, you’re a dumbshit too.
BigBoneDaddy | October 24, 2007 at 10:54 am
Britney blew me once.
I told her I worked at Starbucks.
moobs | October 24, 2007 at 10:54 am
When she dances, its not sexy. Its pathetic.
Oh Please | October 24, 2007 at 11:05 am
Hey Auntie Kryst — She may not read this web site, but she surely reads X17 as their writing is so biased it’s funny. And why not clean up your language a little bit, huh? You’re about as classy as Britney. Oh wait….maybe it is Britney.
Jocitch | October 24, 2007 at 11:07 am
Auntie Kryst – October 24, 2007 10:53 AM
Actually, she may read this site. How do you know? I’ve seen lots of photos of her reading (or at least looking at) newspapers and magazines with her on the cover or featured within. There have also been reports from her previous employees that she is/was consumed with these reports, stories and photos including websites. I realize the chances are she probably will not make it here to read, but just in the off chance she does, I just wanted to let her know, that not all of the world want her to fail or have a rough life. I wish her luck and she is in my thoughts and prayers. :P
wastedOne | October 24, 2007 at 11:08 am
WTF is she windexing that table for? She prboably doesn’t even do that shit at her house? Meth makes you want to clean.
life is a shithole | October 24, 2007 at 11:11 am
Fucking fuck why are they giving her so many faucking chances? Take the kids away NOW godammit. Why do the fucking morons dealing with her think any of this will change. She does not deserve her kids, she’s beyond unfit as a mother, the whole fucking world knows it so just take the kids and give ‘em to fucking K-Fed.
Josh Simpson | October 24, 2007 at 11:12 am
Britney,
Your swimsuit is too small. It makes you look fatter. Please die.
MrSemprini | October 24, 2007 at 11:22 am
Lola, u r teh Hag of hags. Other than that, how r u doon?
26@ Don’t worry about reading. Its really overrated. Ask Dear Brit-Brit.
ha8ter | October 24, 2007 at 11:23 am
Hi Ya’ll-
Thanks so much for all the prayers and the great thoughts, but I just don’t give a shit anymore.
I’d rather drive around eating taco bell and spilling starbucks all over my granny outfits than anything else in the whole world! So don’t worry about me- I have my lucky boots- so far so good!!!!
Luv, Britney Spears
veggi | October 24, 2007 at 11:24 am
I’m spreading my butthole as wide as I can in case Britney reads this site.
Nick | October 24, 2007 at 11:26 am
She’s too worried about the sea lion that keeps chasing her round the pool and trying to mate with her.
give me your candy | October 24, 2007 at 11:27 am
Look at the poor thing she is really suffering through all her troubles. I mean just look that is a girl who relly has the weight of the world on her shoulders.
It’s fucking true what they say I guess ignorance really is bliss and it’s easy being as fucking stupid as Britney… meanwhile we’re all suffering having to see someone this stupid and disgusting prance and skank around making us throw up in our mouths and burning our retina’s with her foul dirty hideous fatness.
Knowing the hell of having complete idiots for parents, as many do, I really feel bad for her kids. If you see pictures of them they look retarded like they aren’t being mentally stimulated at all. They are gonna fucking hate her guts when they grow up I can’t wait until they write a book (obviously with a lot of help like a ghost writer, a ghost speaker and even a and a ghost thinker ) but nonetheless it’s a sweet day when you can literally say FUCK YOU to your parents and actually back those words up with some life ruining action. If this whore was my Moomma (oh god I just got vomit chills) I would fucking take her down as soon as Iucking possible. I’d sell stories to the rag mags or better actual newspapers that have some cred and take pics of her indecency. oh it would be wonderful payback.
She may be a hoorible wart on the vagina of humanity but it’s gonna be fun to watch her burn. The Brit story isn’t even near finished.
Auntie Kryst | October 24, 2007 at 11:28 am
@39 Fair play on the language, I do swear too much. However @40, praying for her? C’mon that’s just sad. She doesn’t want your prayers, help, or anything. She’s a total loss, and does it on purpose. Pray for an end war and famine, don’t waste it that sack of crap (notice I didn’t say ‘shit’).
FRIST!!! | October 24, 2007 at 11:29 am
Leave Britney alone!!! Seriously. I think she just doesn’t want kids. Quit trying to make her.