Britney Spears failed to show up for her court deposition last week claiming to be ill. Her friend Sam Lufti told the press she was suffering from severe anxiety that day from all the paparazzi attention. Kevin Federline’s lawyer is already seeking to prevent Britney from increasing her visitation rights and has now scheduled a court hearing to determine the validity of Britney’s anxiety claims, according to Us Weekly:
“If the paparazzi are something that are causing anxiety, that is something I would assume that she deals with most of her life.
“So I am not sure why the paparazzi anxiety level happened to coincide with the fact that the court ordered her to appear to be cross examined.”
Britney was seen out at two a.m. the day she skipped her court hearing and seemed to be having no problem with the paparazzi which set the ball in motion for this latest hearing. Kevin’s lawyers need to understand Britney’s lists of priorities that she will overcome anxiety for:
1. Starbucks.
2. Gas station burritos.
3. Gas for her car.
4. Cigarettes – from a gas station.
5. Cigarette lighter – preferably with Chevron or Exxon logo.
Where do her kids rank? Ha! That’s cute you think they’re on here. But, seriously, not a chance. Unless they start shooting Super Unleaded out of their ears which I hear Britney’s getting estimates for, so I take that as a step in the right direction.
since when did a string of ribbon with a ruffle of lace sewn on become passable as a skirt? or, given Paris’ recent fashion attire, a camisole passing as a dress (even though it does not even come close to covering the top of her asscrack), how is that fashion forward? seems to me these little girls are far too coked up to remember that they are in fact nekked when they exit the building.
ahem, some of britney’s “songwriters”
…Baby one more time
Written by: M Martin
Produced by: M Martin/Rami
Bombastic love
Written by: M Martin/Rami
Produced by: M Martin/Rami
Can’t make you love me
Written by: M Martin/K Lundin/A Carlsson
Produced by: K Lundin/Jake
Cinderella
Written by: M Martin/Rami/B Spears
Produced: M Martin/Rami
(you drive me) Crazy
Written by: M Martin/J Elofsson/P Magnusson/D Kreuger
Produced by: M Martin/D Kreuger/P Magnusson
(you drive me) Crazy (The stop remix)
Written by: M Martin/J Elofsson/P Magnusson/D Kreuger
Produced by: M Martin/Rami
Don’t go knocking on my door
Written by: M Martin/Rami/A Kronlund/Jake
Produced by: Rami/Jake
I’m not a girl, not yet a woman
Written by: M Martin/Rami/Dido
Produced by: M Martin/Rami
I will be there
Written by: M Martin/A Carlsson
Produced by: M Martin/Rami
Lucky
Written by: M Martin/Rami/A Kronlund
Produced by: M Martin/Rami
Ooops…I did it again
Written by: M Martin/Rami
Produced by: M Martin/Rami
Overprotected
Written by: M Martin/Rami
Produced by: M Martin/Rami
Stronger
Written by: M Martin/Rami
Produced by: M Martin/Rami
Where are you now
Written by: M Martin/A Carlsson
Produced by: M Martin/Rami
Martin Karl “Max Martin” Sandberg (born February 26, 1971) is a Grammy-nominated,[1] Swedish pop-dance music producer and songwriter. He was born in Stockholm, Sweden and is best known by his artistic name Max Martin. As a producer and songwriter, he crafted a string of worldwide hits for pop artists like the clean-cut boy bands The Backstreet Boys and *NSYNC, Britney Spears, Swedish starlet Robyn and the Swedish eurodance star E-Type among many others, in the mid/late ’90s to mid 2000s.
His trademark is a bouncing, piano/synth-heavy pop sound that takes his influenced by music styles from Europop and Italo house and mixes it in with classic American Bandstand pop arrangements. However, with Kelly Clarkson’s hits “Since U Been Gone” and “Behind These Hazel Eyes”, which propelled Max back into the spotlight in 2004, he had managed to reinvent himself with a fresh pop rock sound.
sexy Britney. I know her via interracialconnect.com because she had a hot video there. It is a niche interracial dating site. We don’t know why she post video there. Maybe she wanna meet some interracial friends.
#52 thanks for the post. scared the shit out of me
Look at her, pink wig and al black mini skirt outfit? = Drugs. She has a BAD drug problem. Probally perscription meds.
Her legs are like fucking tree trunks. Fat whore. she loves the paps, she needs to shut her mouth.
omg i hate that outfit.
step 1. I’d stuff that pink wig up her nasty cunt
step 2. stuff that fugly pink wig in deeper with one of those fugly brown boots
step 3. the other fugly brown boot should fit nicely up her well-used bung hole
et voila, the world will be a better place.
damn, i forgot the stupid crapachino… That should also fit well up her ass.
#17 Thank you. Until now I wasn’t sure if all of Britney Spear’s fans were illiterates with a second grade vocabulary and first grade logistical skills but you cleared that one up for me. I wonder if denial is starting to take a toll on all these people saying Britney Spears is great and wonderful even if she can’t meet the minimum requirements of passing a drug test and not doing something stupid in order to get her kids back. God knows you’re not being paid to be delusional like her lawyer.
I agree, brit should pick up her balls and run with them. Anexio is as eloquent as usual today.
kevin federline is an asshole but her kids are better off with him than her.
JUST GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY. SHITNEY DONT WANT HER BOYS JUST TERMINATE ALREADY !!!!!!! WE THINK SHE DID SOME CRAZY SHIT THIS YEAR WHAT ABOUT NEXT YEAR.?? SHE IS ABOUT TO BE ALL ALONE AND LOSE IT ALL. CRAZY BITCH IS NOT MATERNAL, ONLY MENTAL!! THE BITCH CAN TAKE ALL THE TIME SHE NEEDS TO TRY TO MAKE A SO CALLED MUSICAL COMEBACK BUT CANT TAKE A COUPLE OF HOURS TO TRY TO KEEP HER KIDS. SHE IS FUCKING GARBAGE !!!!!!!
Woo! Why her legs are so fat? Doesn’t she take massage to lose it? Maybe she should visit pubspa.com to do it by herself.
Laughing Asshat says “What?”
She is really terrible. I think she should be sent to hospital. Have you watched her recent video? If you see, you will why so many people scold her at pubspa.com.