After leaving the hospital yesterday, Britney Spears showed the paparazzi at the Beverly Hills Hotel that she’s no longer going commando and wears panties. How much those panties cover is up for debate. Feel free to scrutinize these pictures yourself. I, on the other hand, am going to pour steaming hot coffee into my eyes. Mostly because of the Brit-gina but also for the caffeine rush. Nothing like a hot cup of joe in your retina. That’s what my uncle alway says. Good ol’ Blind-as-Fuck.
NOTE: These pics are slightly NSFW. Unless you work in the field of gynecology then they’re unfortunately appropriate for your work day. My condolences.
Photos: Flynet
aeuwave | February 7, 2008 at 4:41 pm
at least she learned something at the psych. ward. you go girl, keep reaching for those stars!
Nics | February 7, 2008 at 4:43 pm
ewwww
Higgy | February 7, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Those buttcheeks aren’t quite as shit-stained as I would have expected, for 10 laxatives a day. Who was her wiper? Sam? Adnan? Hat’s off to you, whoever you are. You are very brave.
Pam | February 7, 2008 at 4:46 pm
She has even less tone there than when she’s singing.
Ricard0 | February 7, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Those boots. Again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. Take a second and just try and imagine the smell inside those boots. Just imagine.
McLoven | February 7, 2008 at 4:50 pm
I’d love to dive right in there and lick the seat after she leaves.
Trover | February 7, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Good to see that her time in rehab didn’t affect her impeccable fashion sense.
What a clown.
d | February 7, 2008 at 4:51 pm
gross
Auf | February 7, 2008 at 4:51 pm
In fairness, the same exact pictures would require twice as many pixels if it were Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Auntie Kryst | February 7, 2008 at 4:53 pm
You know that’s proably hospital issue underwear.
Nancy | February 7, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Well at least she’s beautiful on the inside.
zane | February 7, 2008 at 4:54 pm
If Adenoid can see that and still get hard, he deserves the money.
mrs.t | February 7, 2008 at 4:55 pm
#11-kudos. Funniest comment of the day.
Vas Deferens | February 7, 2008 at 4:55 pm
She must qweef herself everytime she moves. Her ass is fat, like a ziploc bag full of cottage cheese!
Seer | February 7, 2008 at 4:56 pm
I’m pretty sure we’re looking at Matilda 15 years in the future. Except she’ll be in Australia, so they’ll think she’s hot and extremely fashionably dressed. Especially the hat.
Dick Dicks | February 7, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Now you know that crotch smells like Freetos! Mmm-Hmm good!
A couple of things:
First) I’m glad to see Ficial using the word ‘fuck’. It’s about time.
Secondly) Is it, or isn’t it, a vagina? I think that at one point there were genitals between Britney’s legs; now, I’m not so sure. And I think in order to technically be considered a vagina, somebody would actually have to want to touch it. No one would dare fathom ascending that peak. Too sulfuric.
Confused | February 7, 2008 at 4:58 pm
How does she hold that little black sign there?
ipanema_girl_is_schuyler | February 7, 2008 at 4:58 pm
*shakesheadandwalksaway*
FRIST!!! | February 7, 2008 at 4:59 pm
How is it rocket surgery to get out of a vehicle and NOT show yer crotch? I do it all the time and I only posess an AAS degree in Accounting. Good hell!!
Salesman Terry | February 7, 2008 at 4:59 pm
These photographs are so unfortunate. The sooner her father gets her in hand, the better.
deaconjones | February 7, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Alright, WHO WAS SETTING OFF M-80′s AGAIN???
Wendy | February 7, 2008 at 5:03 pm
#20 – I’m not sure that cumming in her hand will help matters. But she IS trying to cooperate – those are Daddy’s favorite panties.
Andrea | February 7, 2008 at 5:05 pm
#9 – JLH knows better than to attempt to sit in a bucket seat at this point in her life.
ipanema_girl_is_schuyler | February 7, 2008 at 5:06 pm
and how could fishster possibly mix up a vagina with buttcheeks?? how? HOW??? could it be … is it possible.. might the writer be actually a faG??
c’mon. the real Fish should not approve such lame writing.
Roflcer of the Lawl | February 7, 2008 at 5:09 pm
I seen Britneys vagina on a website vaginamillionaires where it’s lonely and looking for a date.
mrs.t | February 7, 2008 at 5:09 pm
I wonder if she’s keeping up with the British accent? That’s sure to piss off her parents…”Now Britney, we told you, QUIT. Speak English, girl-and don’t you roll yer eyes at ME! I’ll smack you halfway into next week.” Wow-my hillbilly translator is busted again. That’s jsut not funny at all, but guess what? I’m hitting ‘post’ anyway! The Fish writers do it all day long, so fuck it..
A.V. Phibes | February 7, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Let’s not forget our anatomy lessons…that’s VULVA, not vagina!
Mother Pritchard | February 7, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Obviously she didn’t do any isometric toning exercises while in the 4-point restraints. Really, there’s never a valid reason to not exercise.
D. Richards (Mephistopheles.) | February 7, 2008 at 5:11 pm
#19?! Frist, you’re an accountant? That must be hell-on earth (no wonder you’re an alcoholic).
‘Drinking black coffee!’
FRIST!!! | February 7, 2008 at 5:12 pm
#28 now THAT’S funny..
Ed | February 7, 2008 at 5:14 pm
“how could fishster possibly mix up a vagina with buttcheeks”
We’re talking about Britney here, it’s an honest mistake. Even gay Sam Lutfi got hard the first time Britney flashed her vag at him, thinking he was looking at a guy’s asshole. Only a sniper can tell the difference (before putting a bullet in his own head).
Steve from Shipping & Receiving | February 7, 2008 at 5:16 pm
What’s this about a pending recall, WTF? We got 30 pallets sitting on the cross-dock reading to roll. It’s just my two cents, but would it kill the bigwigs to ever ask the warehouse guys what we think? It’s going to FUBAR round here if we gotta be taking product back in with all this inventory sitting here. No more room at the Inn! I’d like to see some of you tie guys skip your golf games and help us find some room down here.
Oh my | February 7, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Higgy – LMAO!!! too funny!!
Ted from LA | February 7, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Do you want to know what bothers me the most about these photos and others like them? I dated a girl in high school for two years and saw less of her pussy than I have Brit-Brit’s. I even bought her a meal once. Angst.
FreeJose | February 7, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Where I grew up we call that a gunt.
D. Richards | February 7, 2008 at 5:24 pm
#31. You’re right. Britney suffers from a disease called ‘colliduntitus’.
Colliduntitus is where the afflicted woman’s vagina and anus fused together when the woman was a fetus in her mother’s womb; the resulting vagina is inside of the anus and the both are, essentially, one in the same orifice.
In short, Britney shit’s to quief, and pisses to shit. It’s a horrible malady.
feg | February 7, 2008 at 5:25 pm
wow. that didn’t take long for the ghoulish exploitation to resume. the media officially has no soul.
Eric | February 7, 2008 at 5:26 pm
I don’t know…”gunt”? It’s more her butt than anything else. “Bunt”? That sounds about right – something that makes you take a half-hearted swing and then it just dribbles out a little.
tina | February 7, 2008 at 5:29 pm
she looks happy again. i saw her profile on a site called passengerseatsnailtrails.com, it’s a place to meet and mingle for sex-offender car mechanics.
McLoven | February 7, 2008 at 5:30 pm
@27, I thoough it was flabby butt cheeks and not the vula..
Sandy | February 7, 2008 at 5:33 pm
What the fuck is the “vula”???
McLoven | February 7, 2008 at 5:36 pm
@41 Sandy, the vulva is the mound around your vagina. If you want, I can come over there and show you..
woodhorse | February 7, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Britney 1, Psychiatric Meds 0. Commence round two.
Tangen | February 7, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Those truly are “mud flaps”
Sandy | February 7, 2008 at 5:38 pm
#42 I don’t want to see your vula.
Onranio | February 7, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Goes to show she’s not bipolar. She was in long enough to let the ol’ chemical straightjacket do its magic if she was in a manic episode. Nothing responds faster to drugs than mania. As opposed to the stuff that’s pretty much impervious to treatment…like, say, I don’t know…Borderline.
McLoven | February 7, 2008 at 5:42 pm
@45, I don’t have one dumb shit.
ashley | February 7, 2008 at 5:42 pm
i love britney!! and this website is funny again? is there a new writer or did it go back to the old writer??
ashley | February 7, 2008 at 5:42 pm
i love britney!! and this website is funny again! is there a new writer or did it go back to the old writer??
FRIST!!! | February 7, 2008 at 5:45 pm
#29 I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a drunk.
And I’m not an accountant, I just have the degree. I work at a busy law firm. THAT is why I drink..