Britney Spears Outsells Paris

20050110paris.jpgBritney Spears’ perfume, Curious, has outsold Paris Hilton’s fragrance, Paris, by a wide margin. Insiders say that Paris is extremely upset at the poor sales, but that’s to be expected since Paris Hilton is a whiny little mantis girl and nobody has ever heard of her perfume ever. Plus she stars in weird videos featuring herself in underwear spinning around for no apparent reason. Unless you consider turning into a bunny some sort of reason. Which it isn’t. And I have no idea what that has to do with selling perfume, but I figured it was somehow related.

Watch Paris Hilton Underwear Spin