Britney Spears has a guest spot on the CBS comedy How I Met Your Mother. The episode will air Monday March 24. The above clip is the promo you’d see if you watched CBS. But, really, who does that? Anyway, Britney Spears is some sort of nympho secretary who wants to have sex and go shopping which means the trades were right: It is a real stretch for the Frapped One. In the meantime, I asked my dad how he met my mother. He said he bought her from my grandfather in exchange for a bottle of whiskey and a Slim Jim. I laughed until he showed me the receipt. Then I cried because, after all these years, he still kept it. The old softie…
Thanks to Karl who’s worth 1,000 Slim Jims. Unless they’re extra spicy, then only 750.
Video: CBS
havoc | March 18, 2008 at 10:22 am
Oh yeah….that has Emmy written all over it..
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JoBOO | March 18, 2008 at 10:23 am
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shes super pretty | March 18, 2008 at 10:23 am
i don’t care what you catty lisping pirates say, she looks good in that clip,
havoc | March 18, 2008 at 10:23 am
Didn’t I see her on JesusfuckingChristshecantact. com?
I wonder what she’s looking for on there? Just curious.
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JoBOO | March 18, 2008 at 10:23 am
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JoBOO | March 18, 2008 at 10:24 am
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JoBOO | March 18, 2008 at 10:26 am
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JoBOO | March 18, 2008 at 10:27 am
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thomas | March 18, 2008 at 10:29 am
Shot mostly from the neck up while sitting because while cosmetics have advanced to Star Trek levels, technology has it’s limits. A fully animatronic body suit to keep her from wandering into Starbucks and/or impaling herself on an Arab penis is at least 4 or years away.
Jimbo | March 18, 2008 at 10:32 am
@4 No, I think you saw here on the millionare dating service..
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | March 18, 2008 at 10:47 am
Kevin Federline tells his kids he met their mother in a blow job contest… he came in second place.
Thomas | March 18, 2008 at 10:51 am
I know I could be just as cute if i wore eyeshadow and lip gloss!
it’s weird that other girls don’t just wear a lot of eye shadow and lip gloss too, so they could automaticaly be cute and have a button nose and a perfect smile.
but yeah shes like way fat, they would need like a robot for her body!….
speaking of fat, i better get back to the gym so i can be hot for my bf!
oh wait, im kind of fat and live in a basement, im a virgin who hasn’t come out yet… so i don’t really have a bf , siiiiiiiigh!
babe | March 18, 2008 at 10:55 am
Believe or not, Britney will stii rock the year 2008. I just checked out her blog on “w e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m” last week, I am wondering what kind of relationship Britney is looking for on that site.
Thomas | March 18, 2008 at 10:56 am
p.s
girls are like all ugly except for 3 that i can name, and girls i picture in my head!
right boys?!
i love sinking my claws into all of these biatches on the site….
Love ya fish!
mike | March 18, 2008 at 10:58 am
@12 If you are really a girl, I would love to take you out. I would love to take you to a nice dinner. Then a nice walk through a park and then I will show how to give a hummer with no teeth.
The Office Whore | March 18, 2008 at 11:01 am
@12 What mike means to say is maybe you could go out with him…. have a little chicken, maybe some sex. You know, see what happens.
Veroonica | March 18, 2008 at 11:01 am
13. If by “rock” you mean splitting her head open on one, then yeah, I’m all for her rockin’ ‘o8 as well.
Ted Mosby | March 18, 2008 at 11:01 am
I wonder if I or Barney will score with the bald one?
gotmilk? | March 18, 2008 at 11:05 am
wow that’ such a stretch for her. weren’t they saying she memorized her lines quickly? that’s because she said that shit to Sam Lutfi every day, before he drugged her of course. he just couldn’t take the sex every day – just the days she bathed.
mike | March 18, 2008 at 11:09 am
@16 HEY Office Whore you know you loved the chicken dinner we had..
Harry Ballzack | March 18, 2008 at 11:10 am
@13 – babe
She’s looking for a lesbian like you of course. Call her back for gawds sake
Sambo the Ass Pirate | March 18, 2008 at 11:11 am
this is just the promo clip. in the real episode, they use a cartoon to play her part.
Jimbo | March 18, 2008 at 11:12 am
@18 Ted, I hate to break the news to you, but Barney is gay.. If you want to dip your trouser trout into the dead sea, enjoy, but don’t be surprised when you pull it out and it is half gone..
stoplookingatme | March 18, 2008 at 11:13 am
I’m already having uncomfortable flashbacks about her guest appearance on Will & Grace, during the post-baby & pre-meltdown phase…. {{shudders}}
sportsdvl | March 18, 2008 at 11:15 am
#2 – is it possible for you to be a bigger loser?
Grunion | March 18, 2008 at 11:19 am
Oh yeah I’m watching that show for the first time ever for sure now.
Harry Ballzack | March 18, 2008 at 11:19 am
@13 – babe
She’s looking for a lesbian like you of course. Call her back for gawds sake.
You fucking anal oozing spammers from India-Tiwan-Saudi Arabia-South Amer. …… wherever you butt-plugs come from …….. At least learn to read-write-& spell Eng-rish B4 trying to discuss anything with some sort of intellegence …Huh ?
Not that I’m saying “0nline-Telemarketers” are worth talking to or have any intellegence understand
fergernauster | March 18, 2008 at 11:36 am
Wow.
That’s one looooooong clip there. Yup. Her acting capacities are fagulous!
Who exactly is responsible for this tripe?
agree | March 18, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Britney will still rock the year 2008. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m” last week. What is she looking for on that site?
JoBOO | March 18, 2008 at 12:10 pm
#25 — I’m no more of a loser than the rest of you retards who spend their time writing paragraphs here that say absolutely NOTHING!
Littlebitty78 | March 18, 2008 at 12:19 pm
I almost didn’t even recognize her, she looked so good. What’s with the brushed hair and makeup? She’s definitely going for a new look.
eXtasyStef | March 18, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Next stop, a guest shot on Scooby-Doo…her animoronic character can handle that bit for her.
Shucks MGee | March 18, 2008 at 1:24 pm
I asked my dad how he met my mother. He said he bought her from my grandfather in exchange for a bottle of whiskey and a Slim Jim. I laughed until he showed me the receipt. Then I cried, because, after all these years he still kept it. The old softie…
EGADS that was funny.
Ella | March 18, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Britney looks really good here! I might have to check out the episode next Monday to see the scene in its entirety. =]
Ella | March 18, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Because I’m a catty little bitch who likes to hijack people’s names in comments when someone says something I don’t. Personally, I think Britney is the bestest girl ever and I’ll continue fucking with Fish’s site until everyone stops hating her so much!
Veroonica | March 18, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Ella. You are not fucking with anyone. Everyone is laughing at you. Although it must be tough sitting in you’re room all day, listening ot Britney CD’s and playing with you’re stuffed animals. Where is that “Dora The Explorer Doll” your Mom got you on your 30th birthday? Lost it already?
I know your Mom tells you that you can’t go out and play because of the weather. However, Ella, you deserve the truth. Your Mom was too embarrassed by your obese body and retarded ramblings to possibly risk the neighbors seeing. They may gather in a mob, light torches, and call for your execution. After all, that is why Daddy left. Oh, I’m sorry. You thought he was an international spy all these years. Too busy saving the world to see his darling daughter.
Find a mirror and gaze into it, Ella. You will understand everything I have written.
Debbie | March 18, 2008 at 3:28 pm
She still looks greasy & dirty!
Ted Mosby | March 18, 2008 at 3:41 pm
@23 Are you telling me she may carry an STD?? That can’t be!
bah | March 18, 2008 at 6:17 pm
wow 27, way to go on a tirade about stupidity and then spell intelligence wrong multiple times. you fail at life. you’d be perfect for britney
damn | March 19, 2008 at 9:07 am
WOW, she’s looking GOOD.
If she keeps getting better like she’s doing, in not too long we’re going to have the jaw-dropping insanely hot Britney Spears back.
Veroonica | March 19, 2008 at 10:20 am
Ella, I’m sorry. I was mad because I let my husband fuck our au pair again.
Britney reminds me of her, so I’m mad at Fish. In truth, Britney is far more beautiful than me. I look like Amy Winehouse with an even worse complexion and a vagina that smells like a wharf at low tide. I wake up every morning and beg to be as beautiful as Britney with a Starbucks addictions and an unfortunate habit of fucking photographers.
Katie | March 19, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Britney’s getting better, and I’m actually proud of her. I don’t care what anybody else has to say, I think she looks great, and I hope her career starts looking up.
LEB | March 19, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Did somebody forget to tell her that Neil Patrick Harris is gay?
Veroonica's Troll | March 20, 2008 at 12:36 am
43. That’s “starbucks addiction”.
Dumb bitch troll.
Mark | March 24, 2008 at 8:06 am
So sexy .I just saw her in millonaire dating site”WealthyLoving.com”.Is she really fall in love with a young sexy boy?
Pat | March 24, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Just saw the show……thought Brit was terrific. So nice to see shes getting herself back on track.