Britney Spears on ‘How I Met Your Mother’

Britney Spears has a guest spot on the CBS comedy How I Met Your Mother. The episode will air Monday March 24. The above clip is the promo you’d see if you watched CBS. But, really, who does that? Anyway, Britney Spears is some sort of nympho secretary who wants to have sex and go shopping which means the trades were right: It is a real stretch for the Frapped One. In the meantime, I asked my dad how he met my mother. He said he bought her from my grandfather in exchange for a bottle of whiskey and a Slim Jim. I laughed until he showed me the receipt. Then I cried because, after all these years, he still kept it. The old softie…

Thanks to Karl who’s worth 1,000 Slim Jims. Unless they’re extra spicy, then only 750.

Video: CBS