Court papers in Britney Spears custody battle with Kevin Federline have revealed the pop singer is blowing through her roughly $700,000 monthly salary. Entertainment insiders and analysts aren’t surprised. They say the way she spends, Britney will share the same fate as M.C. Hammer, according to FOX News:
“Most high earners, like celebrities, should view themselves like ballplayers do,” said Everett Weinberger, a financial adviser at Merrill Lynch. “You need to put away money right at the beginning, assuming that it may end. … Young people can be very shortsighted, forgetting that they’re not going to be famous forever.”
Don’t worry, Britney Spears will be famous forever. People kind of remember when you crash your car into an oil trunk and take out half a city block because you used a taco wrapper to get the last drop of whipped cream from the bottom of your Frappucino. That sort of thing doesn’t really blow over. Wait, did I just predict the future in an eerily detailed fashion again? Shit, why can I do that for Britney Spears, but not at the horse tracks? Hold up, never mind. It’s right here in this contract I signed with Satan. Guess I should’ve read the part where it says “Does not apply to gambling.” Don’t see how I missed that. Though writing it in a glowing-red boldface font that floats above the paper seems a tad excessive.
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I would say: SHOW THE WORLD YOU’RE A REALLY DUMB ASS!!
Sure, why not?
Thing Brit smells like:
mold
fromunda cheese
fear
etchnic cleansing
car ashtrays
hantavirus
week old bannanas
car ashtrays
the chcicken grease from a KFC deep frier
STOP
Blubber time
Not too far into the future we will see some poor, forlorn woman standing on a corner with a sign that reads,
“Hollywood Vet!
Will sing for food.”
Then ask, “Isn’t that Britney what’s her name?”
And since we are all compassionate people, we will toss her a cookie.
Like the rest of you posters I can’t even IMAGINE spending $700k A MONTH?!
WHAT in God’s name does she spend her money on?! It’s obviously not on her wardrobe, shoes, or bath/body/spa products/treatments–just look at her! Oh, I know…just like MC Hammer, she gives large chunks of cash to her “friends!” That’s EXACTLY how Hammer went down. And when the money ran out, guess what, the “friends” disappeared too!
As much as I detest this waste of space, I really should give the gal a call…at least while she raking in the dough! :o)
Oh, and for the love of God, I hope those are shoe boxes she’s carrying?! Let’s hope she bought herself some NEW boots, and pants for that matter!
What a society we are living in. This stupid fat twentysomething makes 700.000 a MONTH for squeaking over boring electronic music once in a while. And she is not even super-pretty,. While scientists struggle to get funding for research about cancer, or the environment, or AIDS, or space exploration. There is something deeply wrong in the way rewards are distributed. Based on the number of idiots who buy the crap.
… This sounds about right.
AND, by the way, how is it possible to spend 700K a month, considering that you only have one stomach ? Cocaine ? Private jets ? Someone has a clue ?
Good. I’m glad. At least now she’ll be wearing better clothes that were donated to the homeless shelters, and they might even give her some underwear, too.
The following are Britney’s monthly expenses:
Hair Weaves $5,000
Fast Food $20,000
Mortgage $250,000
Payments to Ex $70,000
Accounting Fees $100,000
Starbucks $150,000
Clothes $200,000
Kids Expenses Zero
Cars $100,000
Being a Jerk $500,000
Just these are over 1.25 million per month. So, I’ll give her less than a year until she is in debt over her eyeballs, hits rock bottom, and declares bankruptcy. Easy come, Easy go. It couldn’t happen to a nicer person and mother of the year.
Shut up! She earn big money and spend more, that’s her right! And there are many stupid guys aways eyeing her money! A couple of days ago, I learned that Kevin was asking her to pay big$$$ for some nonsense reasons. Just name a few. I don’t know what those stupid guys are thinking of. It’s really unfair to britney! By her personal blog at the celeb singles club millionairecupid.com, we can learn the difficulties of brit. I do hope britney can have a good gengleman for new hook ups and do not find those boring guys who only need her money.
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