Court papers in Britney Spears custody battle with Kevin Federline have revealed the pop singer is blowing through her roughly $700,000 monthly salary. Entertainment insiders and analysts aren’t surprised. They say the way she spends, Britney will share the same fate as M.C. Hammer, according to FOX News:
“Most high earners, like celebrities, should view themselves like ballplayers do,” said Everett Weinberger, a financial adviser at Merrill Lynch. “You need to put away money right at the beginning, assuming that it may end. … Young people can be very shortsighted, forgetting that they’re not going to be famous forever.”
Don’t worry, Britney Spears will be famous forever. People kind of remember when you crash your car into an oil trunk and take out half a city block because you used a taco wrapper to get the last drop of whipped cream from the bottom of your Frappucino. That sort of thing doesn’t really blow over. Wait, did I just predict the future in an eerily detailed fashion again? Shit, why can I do that for Britney Spears, but not at the horse tracks? Hold up, never mind. It’s right here in this contract I signed with Satan. Guess I should’ve read the part where it says “Does not apply to gambling.” Don’t see how I missed that. Though writing it in a glowing-red boldface font that floats above the paper seems a tad excessive.
baaaaaaa | November 15, 2007 at 4:46 pm
First!!
WTF? | November 15, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Shocking!
Mal Reynolds | November 15, 2007 at 4:49 pm
O Please Lord, let Britney suffer the same fate as MC Hammer. Please.
kool | November 15, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Is anyone suprised that she’s going to be a broke, lonely skank if she doesn’t change her ways?? It doesn’t take a genius to figure out. But I really think she’s “smarter” than she leads us all to believe. I think she has some sort of deal worked out with the pap for all the photo ops she gives them, I think they pay her something on the side. She may be flighty but I don’t think she’s stupid. Maybe I’m stupid for thinking she’s not stupid. Maybe Britney and I should be BFF.
Greedo the Dead | November 15, 2007 at 4:53 pm
#4
“Maybe I’m stupid for thinking she’s not stupid.”
Yes. You can rest assured that you’re a fucking idiot.
pointandlaugh | November 15, 2007 at 4:57 pm
what # 3 said.
let us all pray.
Ooba Gooba | November 15, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Can anyone picture her having to actually work a 40-hour a week job? She wouldn’t last 5 minutes.
kool | November 15, 2007 at 5:00 pm
@4
Thank you douche bag fuck face…I wasn’t sure.
Abracadabra | November 15, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Oh LORD! Those are some awful looking extensions
InstantAsshat-AddFame | November 15, 2007 at 5:03 pm
Good! Because it’s the only thing that could happen to keep her from making a complete fucking ass of herself every damn day. She has no limits to keep her in check right now.
Will Farell’s still a better parent than Brit, and he teaches his kid to swear on video. It’s cute though.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/74
Frist, could you make me a Salty Fisherman? You can even use the same glasses. Thanks hon. :-)
Ruby Blue | November 15, 2007 at 5:04 pm
Someone really needs to smack this b*tch in the face and tell her she is blowing her kids collegefunds (not that they will need it, cause we all know they’ll end up in the looney bin because of this poor excuse of human being) and her kids will hate her forever. That, and she needs to stop with the lipo and get her ass in a gym.
Lovely | November 15, 2007 at 5:05 pm
what’s wrong with her weave?!?!?!?
InstantAsshat-AddFame | November 15, 2007 at 5:08 pm
#12, What ISN’T wrong with her weave? ;-)
FRIST!!! | November 15, 2007 at 5:16 pm
#10, What is a Salty Fisherman?
Give me the ingredients. If I have it all in my briefcase, you got it!!! (chances are I do, it’s a long commute home..)..
veggi | November 15, 2007 at 5:16 pm
fewwwwww! We’re still on ol’ fruitcake
I’ll tell you what she needs…… .a bottle of wine and some gigglebush… wait, no, that’s what I need.
i don't buy it. | November 15, 2007 at 5:17 pm
dude. check your math.
you’re telling me that brit makes upwards of 8.4 million a year for eating del taco!?
eyeroller | November 15, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Hey “kool”, #4 was YOU, y’know.
LL | November 15, 2007 at 5:18 pm
This is the best news I’ve heard all day. Not sure anything can top it, except for “Trump Dies in Suicide Leap from Tower After Losing Fortune.” I pray for that one every day. Well, not really, but it would make me really happy.
LL | November 15, 2007 at 5:21 pm
On the downside, Starbucks and Taco Bell would probably suffer substantial losses if Britney couldn’t afford to go there anymore.
InstantAsshat-AddFame | November 15, 2007 at 5:21 pm
“A Salty Fisherman is a drink made from 1 tsp caviar and 2 oz chilled vodka. Substitute rum for the vodka if you’re feeling extra salty.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwAQ094wS64
This guy cracks me up. Now I have to try this drink. Is it do-able Frist?
Becky | November 15, 2007 at 5:21 pm
Recycled fake story, debunked already, but people really want to believe it so it lives on. She’s not blowing through her income and she’s got millions put away. The kids’ trust funds are set up already. Makes you wonder exactly how much stuff is made up in general – at least half?
BigBoneDaddy | November 15, 2007 at 5:21 pm
Porn……….he she comes.
kool | November 15, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Told ya’ll I was stoopid
Ript1&0 | November 15, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Does this mean Brit will become a minister now?
Satan’s calling, Fish. Get over here and suck his cock.
FRIST!!! | November 15, 2007 at 5:35 pm
#20, not unless I substitue the caviar for Skittles..
Hey that might be good!!! oh wait, not salty though, not salty at all..
NYAmicas | November 15, 2007 at 5:37 pm
lol@ the prophecy of her doom via a taco and a frapp.
InstantAsshat-AddFame | November 15, 2007 at 5:38 pm
How about making it with Skittles and Rum? We can still call it salty, and name it in honor of Britney–the Salty Twat. ‘Cause that sure ain’t sweet. No, that won’t work. What to name it?
sharpeidude | November 15, 2007 at 5:41 pm
I’ll bet Brit’s had someone give her the Salty Pirate a few times.
Arrrrrrrr matey!
lulu | November 15, 2007 at 5:51 pm
Dumb bitch. I wish I had that kind of money to spend >:p
pissy skank | November 15, 2007 at 5:58 pm
i can’t wait to see her on Surreal Life.
lux | November 15, 2007 at 6:00 pm
It doesn’t suprise me. She probably fired her accountant when she got rid of the rest of the people responsible for making her rich and famous. Plus she has canceled tours in the past which is a big legal expense. And it’s not like she makes royalties of her songs since she didn’t write any of her hits. Plus the spousal support to K-Fed and her $5,000.00 a month Starbucks tab. She’ll be back in the trailer park where she belongs soon enough.
FRIST!!! | November 15, 2007 at 6:01 pm
I don’t have rum, I have brandy here. And wine. Liquor store is only a couple blocks away. BRB..
Hold on to your asshat!!
spam lips | November 15, 2007 at 6:19 pm
starbucks should be concerned. i’m sure she spends $25000 there a month.
nipolian | November 15, 2007 at 6:45 pm
Sorry to tell you #11 but college for those kids is genetically impossible.
steve | November 15, 2007 at 6:49 pm
Britney won’t share hammer’s fate. for one thing, she’s a LOT richer. She’s been raking in 10s of millions for 8+ years now. Hammer had about 2 years at the top.
For another, Vanilla Ice only had about 6 months at the top, and he’s STILL famous 17 years later.
Brit will be famous 50 years from now.
Spongebob Gangsta | November 15, 2007 at 7:00 pm
The children at Castlemont Elementary send their prayers to Ms Spears.
In hopes that another washed up talentless puppet in pop music gets washed away in the guardian power we know as the Deluge Of Bankruptcy. Amen.
Eye-Dish Lass | November 15, 2007 at 7:47 pm
Can I borrow some $$ Britney? I will be a Slave 4 U!
Justin | November 15, 2007 at 8:24 pm
She is so beautiful. Her nude profile and some of her nude photos were found on a nudist date site named http://www.nudistonly.com . I am curious why she was there ? Is she a nudist ? Anyone knows ?
me.. | November 15, 2007 at 8:48 pm
legal bills are a bitch.
I think that’s about the only thing on earth that can make a super rich person go completely bankrupt and actually leave them in debt.
L.Linus | November 15, 2007 at 9:10 pm
It’s not about the money she makes, it’s about the money she spents. There is no saving and no investing so the money isn’t being put away. People said, Michael Jackson couldn’t go broke back in the early 90′s, well they were wrong. So will Britney, just you wait and see!!
Burgernoodle | November 15, 2007 at 10:11 pm
Yes! I can’t wait for the day she’s on Surreal Life and ends up sleeping with Scott Baio or something. And then she’ll pull her life together 20 years down the road and make an adult contemporary album a la Tiffany.
Michael Jackson | November 15, 2007 at 10:40 pm
who says I am broke???
Anyway I paid out significantly more.
Nobody has any proof. You better believe these celebs have something invested. Britney can get a couple of thousand (tens, or even hundreds of thousands) by doing a little photoshoot or interview.
kb | November 15, 2007 at 10:52 pm
She sure isn’t spending her bucks on hair care or grooming products. For someone who supposed has a lot of money, she looks awfully low-rent.
hoochiemama | November 15, 2007 at 10:57 pm
She should move into Neverland Ranch and ride the ferris wheel naked while sitting on ben wa balls and shit. Maybe Jacko would even be willing to be her friend/mentor.
Soy | November 16, 2007 at 12:14 am
oh come on this sexytrailer hoe will always have sincere fans…
she’ll Never be broke..
she is # request for porkyporn
Soy | November 16, 2007 at 12:16 am
(insert) 1 requested…..
elva | November 16, 2007 at 1:00 am
that is Britney, i hardly recognize her. she is shopping. after she has become a mother ,i think she is not like a star now. so i prefer to look her profile on a dating site called sugarcupid.com. because her picture there are much more beautiful and sexy compared with now.
Franklin | November 16, 2007 at 4:54 am
How is she even making $700K per month? From WHAT exactly? Never mind whether she’s going bankrupt, the supposed incoming money amount is unbelievable.
whatever | November 16, 2007 at 6:47 am
What a stupid, white trash, STD carrying, fucked up bitch!
Classy*Heaux | November 16, 2007 at 7:29 am
Let’s not give a bitch with no high school education too much credit.