Though she’s still signed with Jive Records, Britney Spears has reportedly taken over as her own business manager and publicist. A source tells Page Six:
“She is doing all of her own business now.” Our spy saw Spears at Aspen on West 22nd Street yesterday afternoon “signing contracts” – possibly related to the recent deal she inked to open a Las Vegas club.
This is just a really bad idea. How is Britney Spears supposed to manage her own career when she can barely manage to even dress herself? She’d be better off if she made her new pet dog her manager. Although now that she’s in charge she can move her career away from singing and into her true passion: competitive eating.
#48 no my friend, it’s CHAOTIC!
I wonder if she’d let me hit it now that her career is over and she doesn’t matter anymore.
Fabulous. I mean she can barely manage to open her Cheetos, so managing her “career” should be a no-brainer. Ah huh.
and thus starteth the beginning of the end for her.
she’ll get f*cked over some major contract or two and be tied up in court for the rest of her life…spending every penny in the process.
That resounding thud you hear is the last nail being pounded in the coffin containing her career. She’ll probably do shows for magic beans.
I would grudge-fuck that trailer-trash bitch so hard her wig would pop off.
She’s even made it to general manager now?I think it’s really going great at the moment with her career.
If she’s in need of an accountant,she can hire me.I’ll be watching her money like a cat is watching a mouse.
Oh good. Now she will definitely destroy herself and we’ll finally be rid of her selfish ugly immature ass.
So is she gonna open a strip club next to Cheetahs in Vegas and call it Cheetos? Ha, the poles can be big, orange poles that look like cheetos…or better yet, ARE giant cheetos. Then Brit can go there and do a premier visit, and get all sensual and start licking the cheeto pole…ok…I’m getting carried away here…I’ll stop…
Her clothes and hair suck. Her body actually looks very good here. Managing herself is a BAD idea. I hope she can at least stay sober but I doubt it.
That’s great news… because it means she’ll totally screw up a lot of things which we’re gonna be able to laugh about.
Who knows, she might decide to start a new career as a thrash heavy metal singer.
Oh brother. She ceases to amaze me. Just stop all ready Brit! Puh-leeze!
she has a nice skin tone, reminds me of kim kardashian
oh man!! now she can be as trashy as she wants to be! no one telling her to she has to wear underwear and lay off the 40s.
This ought to be good.
I actually think she’s looking pretty good, all things considered…poor Brit (I was never a fan until now).
I would love it if she made her new pet dog her manager!
Dogs should be in charge of more things.
Her weight seems to fluctuate every other day. A week ago she was a fat hag. Now, she has a toned stomach and she looks much better. Is she getting plastic surgery every week? Because she is definitely not eating healthy. And she is going out all of the time and not being photographed at a gym. What is the deal w/her weight??
It’s funny that she was spotted at Aspen considering it’s been closed for 3 days for a private event. Quality.
WHY doesn’t she ever have her kids with her anymore? Does she still have custody of them?
[Yells in Britney's ear]: HEY BITCH, YOU’RE 26 FUCKING YEARS OLD AND THE FUCKING BELLY SHIRTS DON’T WORK FOR YOU ANYMORE YOU CUNT!!! YOUR CAREER IS OVER. THAT MEANS ONLY ONE THING AND THAT IS YOU AND YOUR MONEY ARE SOON GOING TO GO THEIR SEPERATE WAYS. I WONT BE PAYING TO SEE YOUR BURLESQUE SHOW IN A CLUB OWNED BY SOME FUCKING GREASY ITALIAN BASTARD IN A COUPLE YEARS WHEN YOU ARE BROKE BIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!
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hello ,photoshopped
her days are numbered, can’t wait.
Don’t people usually buy a dog when they don’t have little kids? I guess it was for
the kids to play with while she snorts her pills.
I am three times her age and I look better than that fat pig. Put some clothes on and quit dressing like a whore that stands on street corners. Your kids are going to get teased so bad. Just wait until they get into pre-school. You are so in for it. Remember the incident with my daughter and school?
Her legs are tree stumps. Does she really think that she looks good? Nasty bitch, twenty dollar hookers look so much better than her. Start hiding, everyone hates you.
Omfg, cover up that nasty fat lookin stomach…eeeew
What’s with the scar on the side of her left knee? I never noticed it before [then again I've never really looked at her knees haha]. Just wondering if anyone knew?
eh at least she seems to be losing a little bit of weight. she’s still an idiot though
Say what you will, she still has a better stomach after 2 kids than Tara Reid does after none.
Is she doing it on purpose?!?!? She has her shirt on inside out. AGAIN!!! Just check the third and last photo, you can see the label sticking out under her right arm. Why, Brit, WHY???
Good catch 82.
Though what can you expect from an inbred hick. No wonder she can’t dress herself, she’s got the IQ of a fruit fly. (And that’s an insult to insects.) Also explains why she subsists on cheetos as her standard diet; she hasn’t mastered the art of using a knife and fork. And she’s greasy because in-door plumbing is a mystery to her. She thinks her tub is a miniature cement pond and is afraid the toilet is trying to steal her soul along with her poop. And her weave’s not really a weave at all, but a badger she shot while hunting that she decided to mount to her head.
#79, that’s probably the scar from the surg she had when she was a wee teen just starting out and blew out her knee. (Now she blows other things) Wore a brace for a while and even did an interview about it.
Is she also her own stylist?! Cause no one would seriously tell her to wear that shiz would they?!
thanks for your post!!!!!!!!!