Though she’s still signed with Jive Records, Britney Spears has reportedly taken over as her own business manager and publicist. A source tells Page Six:
“She is doing all of her own business now.” Our spy saw Spears at Aspen on West 22nd Street yesterday afternoon “signing contracts” – possibly related to the recent deal she inked to open a Las Vegas club.
This is just a really bad idea. How is Britney Spears supposed to manage her own career when she can barely manage to even dress herself? She’d be better off if she made her new pet dog her manager. Although now that she’s in charge she can move her career away from singing and into her true passion: competitive eating.
Hash | July 18, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Primeiro
Hash | July 18, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Foda-se, segundo também?
ssdd | July 18, 2007 at 1:47 pm
lol
judy greer | July 18, 2007 at 1:47 pm
OLD News…
YOU ARE LAME
Hash | July 18, 2007 at 1:48 pm
You are 4th. I rather go with LAME. Kisse.
Hash | July 18, 2007 at 1:49 pm
*Kisses.
We-Le-Surrender.... | July 18, 2007 at 1:49 pm
And so the skank moves one step closer to obscurity…
relishpot | July 18, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Who you callin’lame?
BritneyIsAnOldSkank | July 18, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Sushi ??
It Looks like she was in a Coffeeshop ;)
Or Let me Guess …
She’s Going to Manage a Sushi-Store >.<
Watch Out .. Before You Know You Have Some Rotten Fish and BRitney-Skankey Jumping Out Your Sushi-Box =D
Have a Good Meal !
judy greer | July 18, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Dear HASH,
I don’t FIGHT for first place…
keep smoking
Me | July 18, 2007 at 1:52 pm
God, girl! Have some decency and cover up that body. You look like a clown prostitute.
bearpitt | July 18, 2007 at 1:52 pm
These could be better without a bra or maybe worse. I don’t know.
wanks | July 18, 2007 at 1:54 pm
woof….she looks like one of those prostitutes from South Park
BritneyIsAnOldSkank | July 18, 2007 at 1:54 pm
…I don’t think that we want to see her nipples >.< … The Nightmare
Hash | July 18, 2007 at 1:56 pm
Dear Judy #10,
I’m glad to know that, cus you’d lose.
It’s a win-win situation.
Oh and smoking, always :>
Maybe we’ll have a McSpear’s fa(s)tfood chain taking over the world?
Thank Jeebus | July 18, 2007 at 1:57 pm
THANK GOD – she learned to put on a fucking bra before going out. Still looking like white trash but I appreciate her wearing something to reign in those flap jack tits.
Thanks Brit Brit
adeliza | July 18, 2007 at 1:57 pm
What the fuck is up with this stupid bitch and her ugly fucking fedoras? I’ll get into a slap fight with the bitch just so I can slap that nasty, ugly ass fedora off her lice ridden head.
Christ on a Crotch | July 18, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Oy vey! It just get’s worse and worse. How old is she now, 27-28? That look worked for Gwen Stefani…..ON STAGE ONLY.
Topic change…..she’s looking as tacky as Fergie and I don’t dislike Fergie. I think she’s probably a nice person, but she dresses like a train-wreck.
What a whorrrrr. She dresses like a hick Dominican from Washington Heights.
(BTW, I’m Dominican and have been to Washington Heights, just in case anyone starts popping shit!)
BritneyIsAnOldSkank | July 18, 2007 at 2:00 pm
..O_o she’s worse than Paris Hilton
Chauncey Gardner | July 18, 2007 at 2:04 pm
I think this is GREAT. She’s already proven her managerial skills. She’s managed to to ruin her life, her career, and to keep the adjective “dignified” from appearing in any article ever written about her. Who needs to pay some parasite professional manager when you’re already a natural?
me too | July 18, 2007 at 2:09 pm
i think her body’s looking much better actually.
Dr. Fill | July 18, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Is that a herpes ring I see around her mouth? My suggestion: A little Valtrex and a lot of phsychoterapy… again.
on | July 18, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Christ she looks like shit. What kind of crazy narcissism is she suffering from anyway?
lapet | July 18, 2007 at 2:23 pm
This is great news. Now she will become even wealthier with her business savvy. I mean, just look at her. She has “tycoon” permeating from every pore of that super sexy body of hers. Not to mention that genius I.Q. of hers. Mensa awaits Britney!
4DPants | July 18, 2007 at 2:24 pm
OK, just the headline alone = worst idea ever.
gossipmonger | July 18, 2007 at 2:26 pm
She’s trying WAAAAY too hard to regain the “sex symbol/star” status she enjoyed when she was 18 or so. Not ever gonna happen but she’s in total denial…about everything…
1) I dont have a drug or alcohol problem.
2) I’m a good mom.
3) I look good.
4) They’ll believe me if I tell them my meltdown was actually for a ‘roll’.
5) I can fall in love with a different guy each week. Really, its love.
6) Undergarments are not really a neccessity.
7) Kevin will come back to me eventually.
8)Cheetos are a food group themselves.
9) I’m a good singer.
I could go on but does anyone else want to add to her delusions? lol
Waffleholic | July 18, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Brits in better shape than she’s been in past photos. No visible cheese, no slack jaw, and for the most part her extentions look brushed (Here at least).
She’s going back to the basic style of dressing that made her famous but doesn’t realize that she’s changed since that time, and should probably plan and dress accordingly.
lambman | July 18, 2007 at 2:34 pm
She’s managing herself all right, managing her self all the way to the bank!!!!…..
….um sadly to sign the foreclosure on her house
swan | July 18, 2007 at 2:41 pm
@ 27
“She’s going back to the basic style of dressing that made her famous but doesn’t realize that she’s changed since that time..”
YES..and more importantly the STYLES have changed since then! NO BODY wears belly bearing tops and no one has since at least 4 or 5 years ago! Those outfits SUCK so hard. And what’s up with those awful, blocky heels? She should not wear heels because she doesn’t have any grace. She would look 20 times better in some nice fitting expensive jeans (that don’t flare or go below her shoes) and some cute tops. I don’t fucking get it. If I had that money, man, I would be looking HOTTTTT. Trainer, spa, nice clothes, yoga and a sitter for my son every now and then. Hang it up Brit and give me some dough!
I can’t see her look so awful every day- it depresses me that I can’t spend her money better.
Bern | July 18, 2007 at 2:41 pm
I don’t think Britney Spears could manage a checking account, let alone a … nonexistent career.
swan | July 18, 2007 at 2:43 pm
SHIT, I looked again….she’s still a hog with bad clothes. I feel tired.
wedgeone | July 18, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Headline should read “Britney Spears is now managing herself down the toilet!”
She can’t even manage to be a Mom to her two boys – she requires a Manny. What makes her think that she’s equipped enough to handle financial matters?
She’ll descend into obscurity faster than Tiffany did – and all the while wearing Bob Hope’s old golf hats & saying “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and gosh darnit, people like me!”
K-Earl, take the house while you still can before she signs it away in a pyramid scheme.
Britney's Manager | July 18, 2007 at 3:02 pm
I would love to hear one of those meetings:
OK, let’s start the management meeting. Manager? Oh, wait, that’s me! I’m so excited. And I don’t have to pay whatshisface 15% of everything I make anymore, that’ll leave more money for Cheetos and crack. OK, seriously, Britney, as your manager, I must tell you that public slap fights with your mom are not doing your career any favors. Nobody likes girls who beat up their mamas. Even if their mamas are jealous controlling hags who want to tell me what to do all the time, I’m a grownup now, mama… sorry, where was I? OK, let’s go over the projects. There’s a Cheetos endorsement, Payless wants me to design a line of shoes, wait till they see that awesome white platform flip-flop design, they’re gonna shit a brick when they see that one, the Kittycat Dolls want me to be on one of their shows to teach those girls how to dance, all sorts of shit goin’ on. Damn, I’m tired. This management shit is harder than I thought. I need a nap. And a drink. And a man. And then another drink… ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ….
mulva | July 18, 2007 at 3:02 pm
She may look a little better than she has in the recent past, but she still should NOT be wearing belly bearing tops. Look at the picture where she’s getting out of the car, how her belly is hanging over the top of her shorts. She’s not fat, but she’s certainly not in the shape she was in at the peak of her “career”, and she shouldn’t be dressing the same way she was then.
Good God, hire a stylist already!
I do have to give her credit for at least wearing a bra this time, though.
joe joe | July 18, 2007 at 3:04 pm
Face it, you hillbilly queen: your reign has ENDED! (and not a moment too soon!)You have fallen way too far to even HOPE of recovering. Your show went skank too soon, and you lost your main fanbase:little girls (skank proteges) who’s mommy and daddy pay for your music. Perhaps you should get a hobby, like RAISING A FAMILY! Hopefully, Jamie Lynn will learn a lesson from watching your career. Oh, and go wash your feet.
DiegoDawg | July 18, 2007 at 3:07 pm
I strongly agree that she needs a freakin’ stylist in addition to an actual manager. And does she think if people continue to see her exposed midriff and short shorts they will overlook her bad skin and worse extensions? At the very least, get some Proactiv for crying out loud.
Silo333 | July 18, 2007 at 3:10 pm
And to think that I used to pound myself raw over her pictures.
maeby | July 18, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Ready…set.. blow!
And they’re off…who will wind up living under a bridge first?
will it be, “does anyone have any ecstasy Lindsay Lohan…” or “I slapped my momma with a beer can Britney Spears”..??
these two top contenders are currently tied neck and neck and its anyones game!
more updates as the race continues!
Christ on a Crotch | July 18, 2007 at 3:15 pm
“If I had that money, man, I would be looking HOTTTTT. Trainer, spa, nice clothes, yoga and a sitter for my son every now and then.”
#29 swan, well said, well done (claps).
A big fat “WORD UP!” for swan folks.
BlohansDeviatedSeptum | July 18, 2007 at 3:30 pm
Actually that contract was to start at weak side linebacker for the Houston Texans. They are hoping Brit will shore up thier run defense and throw off the other team with all sorts of crazy trash talk.
“You call that a run? I filled that hole faster than K fed on a date with Shar ya’ll”
d.cuban | July 18, 2007 at 3:31 pm
the pic of her under the sign that reads “SUSHI” is classic.
Kate | July 18, 2007 at 3:43 pm
I think she looks great. This is one of her better outfits just minus the lip stick. She looks in shape and fit.
lawpunk | July 18, 2007 at 4:01 pm
When is she going to realize that the only thing she gets notoriety for now is dressing like a hooker with no style and being an absent parent to her babies? She is so cluelessly egocentric that the term “train wreck” does not do her justice. She needs to go away for a while, drop out, then reinvent herself with a slick and coordinated comeback campaign. Opening a club when you just did rehab and dressing like a slut is not helping.
DarkOneX | July 18, 2007 at 4:12 pm
I agree with #42, I think her bod looks smokin hot. She’s not fat and she’s not too skinny, she’s perfect really. Love the stomach, ass, tits, the whole package really except her face is kinda busted and her whole lack of hair and having to wear a wig thing. I’d hit it over and over.
eastcoastgirl | July 18, 2007 at 4:17 pm
I think she is suffering from a whopping case of Post Partum Depression. She really needs to seek help before she completely self destructs. Having two kids in two years can’t be easy on the mind or body. Not to mention all those hormones going wild.
MeatSack | July 18, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Damn, I just might hit that.
I need a drink…
BlohansDeviatedSeptum | July 18, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Looks hot? compared to what? Tom Arnold? A drum full of dog shit? Roadkill?
BaldAsBritney | July 18, 2007 at 4:24 pm
When she walks, her jiggling is hypnotic.
N@ughty | July 18, 2007 at 4:28 pm
have faith in my brit. I know she’s going through some things right now (i.e. weight gain, divorce, bratty kids, etc.) but i beleive that when this next album of hers comes out, its gonna be probably her biggest hit and I for one, will be one of the many supporters for it. I LOVE YOU SHITNEY…uh, BRITNEY!
Superfish | July 18, 2007 at 4:35 pm
#49, you know, everytime you post something, i start looking at those boobs of yours. You should bring them to my house when you get tired of them…i’ll watch them…