Britney Spears now managing herself

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Though she’s still signed with Jive Records, Britney Spears has reportedly taken over as her own business manager and publicist. A source tells Page Six:

“She is doing all of her own business now.” Our spy saw Spears at Aspen on West 22nd Street yesterday afternoon “signing contracts” – possibly related to the recent deal she inked to open a Las Vegas club.

This is just a really bad idea. How is Britney Spears supposed to manage her own career when she can barely manage to even dress herself? She’d be better off if she made her new pet dog her manager. Although now that she’s in charge she can move her career away from singing and into her true passion: competitive eating.