Britney Spears could’ve performed on American Idol or been a guest judge had she pulled herself together. In a conference call yesterday with US magazine, Idol producer Nigel Lythgoe explained the problem with Britney:
“Britney, at this moment in time, I don’t think is well enough to do anything,” he continued. “I think she needs looking after. I think she needs to pull herself together.”
Lythgoe added that Spears is an “exceptionally talented girl” but “needs taking care of right now.”
Okay, who’s the crazy one here? The gas station bandit or the producer who thinks she’s talented? I’m at a loss. I guess I’ll just toss a coin in the air then walk away because I really couldn’t care less at this point. In fact, I’m going to read this recipe for Wiener schnitzel instead and probably be a better person for it. Wait, it’s made with veal! I’ve been going about this all wrong. I guess I should clean these bread crumbs off before I put my pants back on. Or not…
xoxo | December 14, 2007 at 3:47 pm
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Texas Tranny | December 14, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Thank God…………….
Whoo!! | December 14, 2007 at 3:48 pm
first!!!!!11
anony1 | December 14, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Holy crap – if being judged as less emotionally-balanced than Paula Abdul doesn’t get Brit to clean her act up then she is officially beyond help.
FRIST!!! | December 14, 2007 at 3:50 pm
She got a job at a gas station doing wigs for midgets. She has no time for simon and his heritics. Hair hair hair! and ticks! I love tickles.
D Richards (loser) | December 14, 2007 at 3:52 pm
She really is quite talented, makes me and my uncountable lovers (of all races and different species) cry when she sings. Very meaningful and a delight. Expands my intellectual (w)horizons!
My dark male friends expand my labia! xoxoxo :o-8
FRIST!!!'s freckled anus | December 14, 2007 at 4:00 pm
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havoc | December 14, 2007 at 4:02 pm
If “taken care of” means a bullet behind the ear, then I gotta agree with this guy…..
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D. Richards (Crystal-Ball.) | December 14, 2007 at 4:02 pm
So that’s who’s behind American Idol, agh? John Lithgow.. I see your game, Lithgow, and I raise you death. Check mate, Sir.
I always liked you, John. Harry-and the Hendersons. That movie with Denzel Washington (well, I liked you in that movie). That movie with; well, I hated the movie you were in with gay dancing Kevin Bacon. I mean I never understood why Kevs was supposed to be so cool and such a threat in that movie. He liked to professionally dance? Okay. Dancers are cool? And that montage with Bacon and dead-brother of Sean Penn dance all over their high school. Can that be any queerer? What the fuck, Johnny?!
But now you must die, Lithgow. I will end your reign of American Idol tyrrany once and for all. HA-HA-HA-HA-HEH-HEH-HEH
Son-of D. Richards | December 14, 2007 at 4:03 pm
#6! Yes! You’re better at me than even I am. And I am me. Go fags!
Seriously. You make me laugh, me.
The White Urkele | December 14, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Christ on a pony, she is still wearing the freaking boots! I own three pair of shoes and they dont get as much play as those ugly ass boots do.
To D Richards | December 14, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Hey in another post I saw you threaten to hurt children. Are you insane?
Matthew | December 14, 2007 at 4:32 pm
hey ya’all hi yaall I wanted to do americna Idol with brandine and cleatus and wih my moonshine also Simon:: trainwreck
name | December 14, 2007 at 4:43 pm
britney is crazy, even nigel knows that. he’s just being politically correct, so give him a high five for not being a complete ass.
That is me | December 14, 2007 at 5:00 pm
Looks like the judges don’t like her, here is proof:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=k3eHVOi536g
BunnyButt | December 14, 2007 at 5:27 pm
She should just buy a gas station and move into it. Then she’d never have to go out.
Ooba Gooba | December 14, 2007 at 5:34 pm
Her car must only get about 1/10 of a mile to the gallon……
em | December 14, 2007 at 5:41 pm
i’ve done toliet farts that have sounded better than this wackjob voice. she sucks, and even she knows that. she’s just too fucked up to admit it.
and while im talking about farts, why is it that girls deny farting. i think its fucking hysterical.
cowgirl | December 14, 2007 at 6:03 pm
“Not well enough for American Idol” AND………….
Taco Jack | December 14, 2007 at 7:11 pm
She still wears her wedding ring? Psycho.
julee | December 14, 2007 at 7:22 pm
She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site for all singls. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. You will wanna get her after seening it
jd | December 14, 2007 at 7:23 pm
This guy must be deaf because Britney is utterly talentless, she doesn’t write her own music, she can’t sing her voice sounds like a cat dying and she lip-synches all her perfomances. She is a manurfactured bubble gum pop tart
talentless whore. She sold because of great marketing, and slutty image.
She has zero talent.
TheLostGirl | December 14, 2007 at 7:53 pm
Love the thinly veiled meaning of well! Nice ;)
Caminador | December 14, 2007 at 8:06 pm
“She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site for all singls. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. You will wanna get her after seening it”
Seriously, if you’re going to advertise something, it’s more effective if you don’t fingerpaint and shit your pants in your spare time.
Any bets on how long before Britney kills herself? My honest wager is 464 days. It’ll be Spring time!
pinkdate.Zu5.net | December 14, 2007 at 10:44 pm
once she was a babe, now she is no like a idol, she is just a mother of her little sun. gals at http://pinkmingle.com think she should go another way!LOL
pinkdate.Zu5.net | December 14, 2007 at 10:45 pm
once she was a babe, now she is no like a idol, she is just a mother of her little sun. gals at http://pinkmingle.com think she should go another way!LOL
Kirby | December 14, 2007 at 11:23 pm
What would she be knowledgable enough to judge anybody on these days? Other than gas station visits, Starbucks drinks, and hotel rooms? Oh, and acting insane as well.
spanky | December 15, 2007 at 12:50 am
I wonder if there’s anyone out there who actually cares enough about her to lock her in a regular home, with rules and things? Is it even possible to turn her into a regular person at this point?
Ethan Meadow | December 15, 2007 at 1:03 am
I can’t understand the obsession with this once Mousekateer. I wish everyone would just leave Britney alone and let her and stop following her altogether. She’s too sad for words, she’s going to lose her kids and be a drugged up girl quite possibly the rest of her life. I didn’t see why that is an interesting thing to watch someone’s life spin out of control. American Idol shouldn’t even be offering such an appearance to her, it’s all for publicity anyhow. I’m going to go back and do something interesting like read American Idol edition Chicken Soup for the Soul. At the least it’s much happier than the Britney escapades.
Ethan Meadow | December 15, 2007 at 1:05 am
I can’t understand the obsession with this once Mousekateer. I wish everyone would just leave Britney alone and let her and stop following her altogether. She’s too sad for words, she’s going to lose her kids and be a drugged up girl quite possibly the rest of her life. I didn’t see why that is an interesting thing to watch someone’s life spin out of control. American Idol shouldn’t even be offering such an appearance to her, it’s all for publicity anyhow. I’m going to go back and do something interesting like read http://www.chickensoup.com/ai American Idol edition Chicken Soup for the Soul. At the least it’s much happier than the Britney escapades.
Adriana | December 15, 2007 at 2:18 am
Let’s face it the girl is beyond help. She’s has no talent and she runs around like she’s a freakin queen yet she can’t even get custody of her own kids!C’mon people she’s just as worthless as Paris and Lindsay! The only thing sadder then these walking,talking wastes of human lives is that their stupid ass parents allowed them to get this way! That’s what happens when white trash has money! If I were related to any these useless little whores I would be completely mortified!!! My advice to Brit, PUT ON YOUR BIG GIRL PANTIES AND GET THE HELL OVER YOURSELF!!!
Igottabemeeee | December 15, 2007 at 9:16 am
Here is a YouTube video with an actual recording of Britney’s REAL voice while performing. Still want to tell me how talented she is?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3gt93xZ6_A
RENEE... | December 15, 2007 at 11:36 am
I am so bored and over Britney anything. She could become the ruler of China and I could give a crap less. Nothing she does impresses me, nothing she does intrigues me. Whether she become the next Mother Theresa, or she took a dump on someone’s head in public…I just don’t give a crap anymore. She’s BORING and done. But I had to comment on the “Britney is exceptionally talented” remark…and all I can say to that guy is….you have got to be fricken kidding me dude. Not to be mean, but, exceptionally talented as in a special Olympics kind of way???
Frenchie | December 15, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Doesn’t she own a microwave or ever go to the supermarket. All we ever see is pixs of Britney going to Fast Food restaurants, Starbucks, and Gas Station markets. I think she need to take a cooking class or hire a chef. If I had her cash, I’d hire a full time chef or have every meal catered and brought to my home. By buying all that junk she stuffs in her face from third-world illegals, she is really not doing her part to create jobs for Americans.
Petite | December 15, 2007 at 4:14 pm
That producer is THE FIRST PERSON I’ve heard actually TELL THE TRUTH about Britney’s (mental) health!
“Britney, at this moment in time, I don’t think is well enough to do anything,” he continued. “I think she needs looking after. I think she needs to pull herself together.”
THE TRUTH, AT LAST!
PAGING LYNN SPEARS…PAGING LYNN SPEARS…
chi town karl | December 15, 2007 at 6:28 pm
britney was cute when she did oops i did it again . now she has not aged well low wide placed eyes large forehead .nice bod though . bad family ethics.
d | December 15, 2007 at 8:21 pm
I think we have all seen she is talented, but now stopped using her talent.
#36 everyone has that face when they are “haggard” but Britney looks haggard 90% of the time now-a-days.
What do “ethics” have do with looks?
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WarningLabel | December 16, 2007 at 1:14 am
Britney and Paula judging talent. What is wrong with this picture? I can just imagine the catfights over the 16-year-old boys who would be auditioning. One is old and wants babies. The other lost her babies and needs more. And they both use tiny dogs as substitutes. They are the before and after except we don’t know which is which. I suspect if they come in contact it will be a sign of the apocalypse. We will have gone from apes to caveman to man to dumber than dirt.
charle | December 16, 2007 at 10:36 pm
I admit her songs are best, but do you know it is said she threatens to hurt children at pubspa.com. I nearly can’t believe.
NoAh | December 19, 2007 at 3:48 am
She REALLY needs to get a new pair of sunglasses, she’s been wearing those Dolce’s forever now… Maybe on the way she could also get a fashion stylist, she REALLY-REALLY needs one
Movies and news sucker | May 26, 2008 at 2:52 am
Hello
Whatever rumors are around to brintey . she know how to get publicity.
Movies and news sucker | May 26, 2008 at 2:53 am
Hello
Whatever rumors are around to Britney . she know how to get publicity.