Britney Spears not the craziest person on stage

May 3rd, 2009 // 36 Comments

Britney Spears got hit in the face with crazy last night while performing in Connecticut, but this time it wasn’t a self-inflicted wound. A drunken man jumped on stage and attempted to dance with Britney despite the fact she’s dressed as, oh I dunno, a cop. Fun Fact: Police officers do not want to dance with you when you’re drunk. Nor do their horses even though I swear to God it was hitting on me.

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Comments (36)

  1. sabi | May 3, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    HAHAHAH I freaking love this site!!!

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  2. me | May 3, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    Anyone posting after me sucks on Britney’s fat sweaty schizo ass

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  3. Richard T | May 3, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    They should get a whole crowd to jump on the stage.

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  4. Racer X | May 3, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    I glad that guy didn’t mess up her lip-syncing.

    /FAIL

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  5. Anon | May 3, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    did they turn down the lip syncing machine when it happened in case she stopped “singing”?

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  6. aa | May 3, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    I would beat her up like this: http://jfect.mybrute.com

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  7. Darth | May 3, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    The guy probably wanted to pull the cord.

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  8. SOS | May 3, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    I can’t figure out when they walked on… the dancing is so bad it looks like there’s just mass chaos anyway

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  9. Shawn | May 3, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    @8, I thought the same thing and had to watch it again. The guy climbs onto the stage from the upper left at about 0:10 and gets escorted off in the same direction.

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  10. tuga | May 3, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    You’d have to be drunk to go see that.

    Seriously, that’s her show? What a piece of crap that was.

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  11. vito | May 3, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    Hey #2…works for me!

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  12. http://www.popduds.com | May 3, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    wow, her show looks fucking awful.

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  13. SOS | May 3, 2009 at 6:29 pm

    Thanks Shawn!
    That’s so funny at first I thought that was it but they were so out there I thought it was part of the show! Then they were kind of walking a bit, the dancers, later on… haha

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  14. Christina | May 3, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    Wow. Could her dancing possibly be any more lethargic? I just don’t get why anyone would willingly pay money to watch her dance like that while lip-synching to her horrible songs. She’s just awful…

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  15. the world according to ROUGH! | May 3, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    Looks like Chris Cocketed to me….

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  16. Charley Kane | May 3, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    Poor Brit, she’s crazy and has lousy security personnel – thats a bad combination.

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  17. casualencounters.com/blog/ | May 3, 2009 at 7:34 pm

    It’s true, they don’t want to dance with you when you’re drunk.

    But they do want to make sweet, sweet love.

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  18. Anexio | May 3, 2009 at 7:39 pm

    This is pretty funny…

    My sister was at this concert and videoed the whole thing. Here’s her video made with the Flip Mino I bought her.

    http://doiop.com/brit

    What a hoot!

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  19. Dooley | May 3, 2009 at 8:04 pm

    What might have been awesome talent and potential in a 16 yr old gets to looking pretty ridiculous 10 yrs later. I say she peaked at 16-17 yrs and it’s been downhill since then. Sort of the way I feel about Madonna – I mean how ludicrous is her stage act now?

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  20. Danklin24 | May 3, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    Grown men go to watch Britney Spears? Seriously?

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  21. libby | May 3, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    awww, it’s cute how her dancers all jumped to protect her. that’s nice.

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  22. xanadujulie | May 3, 2009 at 9:36 pm

    I’m personally really impressed by the dancer who rushes the douche bag off stage and then snaps right back into place and starts dancing like nothing ever happened! Ha!

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  23. DJ | May 3, 2009 at 10:16 pm

    People paid to see that!!!!! I thought we were in a recession…

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  24. spiritkittykat | May 3, 2009 at 11:19 pm

    I can’t figure out what is worse: The fact the show consists of random shuffling of a handful of people, or that the dancers had to escort the kookoo away.

    Terrible show…

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  25. Orielly Auto Parts | May 3, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    Britney is a draw and who wouldn’t want to jump on the stage while she is performing.

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  26. what | May 3, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    That show looks HORRIBLE! What kind of brain dead idiot would part with thier money to watch that lip syncing WHORE??? If that clip get’s around, people will never pay to see that crap. Looks like a high school musical on crack!

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  27. spiritkittykat | May 3, 2009 at 11:56 pm

    I can’t figure out what is worse: The fact the show consists of random shuffling of a handful of people, or that the dancers had to escort the kookoo away.

    Terrible show…

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  28. Shawn | May 4, 2009 at 1:04 am

    Dooley @19, she was never an “awesome talent.” She was a nice-looking kid with a so-so voice who had great handlers. That was actually part of her appeal: every 10- to 16-year-old girl in America lived vicariously through her because they knew with only the right breaks, they could be in her shoes.

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  29. Beastman AIDS | May 4, 2009 at 1:11 am

    #24 & #27
    Are telling you us that you can’t figure out what is worse: The fact the show consists of random shuffling of a handful of people, or that the dancers had to escort the kookoo away and you think the show is terrible?
    I’m just not sure if i’ve quite got the gist of it – repetition works best in three’s after all.

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  30. notfunny | May 4, 2009 at 2:19 am

    the real crime is that people play basically to just look at britney on a stage while the playback audio plays… THIS is why our society is in a downfall, not because of homosexuals, killers, rapists, because pop stars can flourish and be successful for nothing, gives people unreal expectations. The fact that we kill each other will never end, but this pop star nonsense is a 20th century creation.

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  31. Danklin24 | May 4, 2009 at 3:40 am

    Ummm aren’t there supposed to be umm, i dunno, security at these concerts? I guess thats what you get when you spend millions of dollars on ridiculous sets and costumes because your music sucks so you have to make a public spectacle of yourself, you cant afford decent security so things like this happen.

    Note to Britney: Spend a little less on the crotchless body stockings and nipple tassels and more on security. I mean you might as well just do concerts naked from here on out.

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  32. Turd Ferguson | May 4, 2009 at 10:36 am

    For the life of me, I just can’t figure out why morons pay to watch this crap in the first place.
    Pay to watch some twat lip sync and change clothes every 10 minutes. That makes sense!

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  33. w wanka | May 4, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    totally crap .com

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  34. The Music Elitist | May 4, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    The dumbass is from Orlando apparently…

    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/orl-bk-man-arrested-britney-spears-050409,0,557582.story

    and he’s 20…so that should make the fact that he was drunk a little more interesting.

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  35. Bella | May 4, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    here is a better version of the video…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjPuAaG2DuY

    look at how badly she jumps!!!! poor brit :(

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  36. Bosman | May 8, 2009 at 9:56 am

    I cant see that she actually gets hit in the face either.

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