Britney Spears not scheduled to terrorize this year’s VMAs

August 26th, 2008 // 63 Comments

Great news, everybody: Britney Spears will not be performing at this year’s VMAs. HURRAY! Her manager Larry Rudolph wants everyone to know Britney is very serious about her album and won’t be reprising her now infamous Jiggly Girl dance, according to the AP:

“Contrary to media reports, Britney was never slated to perform on this year’s VMAs,” Larry Rudolph, Spears’ manager at Jive Records, said in a statement. “She’s in the middle of recording her next album, which is going amazingly well, and her focus remains on the studio.”

Anyone get the feeling this “new and improved” Britney Spears has no fucking clue what’s going on around her? Yeah, she’s made some groundbreaking changes (See: wearing a bra.), but the look on Britney’s face tells me she has the wherewithal of a ham sandwich. I mean, you could probably light one of her kids on fire, and she wouldn’t even bat an eye. Then again, I basically just described anytime Britney makes PB&J. Bad example.

Photos: INFdaily.com

  1. snackmix

    What an unattractive girl. There’s really nothing she could do to disguise her trashiness.

  2. CoCoYoYo

    She’s really a pretty girl but GAH! WTF is up with her make-up? Maybe she should go w/o while she’s working on improving her complexion.

  3. Jen

    Christ! Somebody cut this poor girl some slack!

    She has a mental illness and has done a remarkable job of getting control of it and her life in general. This is no easy task coming from someone who has been down a similar road. Contrary to what narrow minded dumb-shits think, mental illness is not a personality flaw or a choice. It is a valid illness that can strike anyone with a genetic predisposition just like cancer, lukemia or heart disease.

    Think (if that is possible): Your brain is a part of your body that is vunerable to illness like any other organ that is in any other part your body.

    Google Bipolar Disorder and see if you can educate yourselves. No wait, I guess “firsting” each other with incoherent, perverted sentence fragments is a much more intelligent way of spending your time.

    Because of her behavior due to this illness Britney will always be trash talk fodder for losers that sit behind their computer screens all day, hitting refresh to see the next unentertaining, unfounded slam this site can fabricate.

    For those saying she’s fat, trashy and ugly…checked a mirror lately?

  4. #43 Khunt…..you won every round

  5. m.c. in l.v.

    Fat, talentless whore should be spending time raising her kids, instead of candle shopping looking for something to cover the stench of cheetos, cigarette smoke and random sperm stains.

  6. snackmix

    #53, shouldn’t you be in your support group right now?

  7. jojo

    I think she’s neither nuts nor insane, yeah it’s highly probable that she’s fucking with everyone including her family and media. She’s fucking sane but
    pretending to be nuts. She’s kinda having fun and laughing her ass off at the
    people who takes her behaviours seriously..The girl just wanna have fun,she
    lives for it!

  8. ivan

    hej EF ERRR A spränga båtar putin ryssland terrorist 9/11 jihad. puss på re kommunist

  9. be sure: ONLY FAGGOTS and LOSERS want to see her.
    There aren’t much though.
    …………………………THIS IS GOOD NEWS FOR AMERICA!!

  10. Capers

    You idiots are so busy being disgusting that you failed to notice that her jeans are ON BACKWARDS…..time to increase your meds, Britney….

  11. Claire

    The whole Spears thing is getting ridiculous. i’m so tired of hearing about her yet I cannot take my eyes off. For gods sake,I even took this quiz about her and there was stuff I didn’t even know: http://www.mydailymoment.com/app/quiz/userquiz/takequiz/81 . It’ll never end.

  12. Jen

    #56-

    HA! Support group…that was a good one. So much thought you must have put into that.

    It really wasn’t a good insult as there is nothing wrong with groups or any kind of therapy if someone needs it. Luckily I am beyond that stage, highly functional and successful at this point in my life.

  13. S

    Please don’t wear that color of lipstick anymore, you need a soft pink or natural color….it ages you and makes you look like an old lady!

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