Britney Spears’ nipples and other news

September 24th, 2009 // 37 Comments

- Randy Quaid’s wife puts up a fight while the two get arrested in Texas this afternoon. [PopEater]

- Don Draper will shoot your ass up. [Lainey Gossip]

- Megan Fox on the cover of Nylon magazine. Warning: Does NOT contain cleavage. [Just Jared]

- Kid Rock goes back to pretending he’s a hip-hop artist again. [PopSugar]

- Amber Heard at the premiere of Zombieland. [Celebslam]

- Cameron Diaz is into firemen. [Drunken Stepfater: Site is NSFW]

- Milo Ventimiglia found a replacement for Hayden Panettiere. [Socialite Life]

- Nicole Richie promises not to look like Gollum again. Seriously this time. [ICYDK]

superficial

  1. heywood jablome

    first, bitches

  2. Gary

    MEE first!

  3. Megan

    Her body goes back and forth so much, but usually stays in the undesirable range. What is wrong with her neck? It never tapers in, it’s just straight forever. Weird chin. It’s pretty sad. Go Google some pics of her in her Slave 4 U days… massive, massive difference. Thing is, she doesn’t have to look this bad. Stop wearing her hair up stupidly like that and buy some decent clothes. It’s not like she hasn’t got the money… but then again it may all be going to KFC-Fed.

  4. Holy Fug

    Man, she’s so fug even John Phillips wouldn’t fuck her.

  5. I live in Vegas and I’m going to her concert at Mandalay Bay on Saturday! =)

  6. Nameless

    Her boobs keep getting closer and closer to her belly button as she ages. Gravity is a bitch.

  7. Zzzzzzzzz

    Amber Heard = WOW

  8. Those nipples are sliding right to the bottom. Such a shame what children and Taco Bell ends up doing to a body.

  9. timmy the dying boy

    Yep, guys, Brit’s nips continue their inexorable slide.

  10. EuroNeckPain

    Worst outfit to wear with her body type. She has short legs and not the best breasts, she wears flip-flops and a bustier dress. Stupid.

  11. PoisonIvyLeague

    Her boobs are depressed, they keep staring at the floor. Cheer up flapjack tits.

  12. Anexio

    That thing behind her with the camera phone in pic 6 is Brit’s doppelganger from the future.

  13. I love big boobs..

  14. Gary

    The site 14 refers to tries to download an exe to your machine. Stay away. Lucky I have a Mac!

  15. Max Planck

    Taken at the Walmart parking lot. Tres chic!

  16. Bert

    Droopy shoulders, still obese, nothing new here.

  17. JohnPhillips

    #4 – If she was my daughter I would fuck her.

  18. ana

    Could use another dress too.

  19. illy

    @3 – thank yoU! she has so much money! or at least enough to not have an excuse for why her hair is always fucking gross looking and wear decent clothes. geeze….how villager can you be??

  20. illy

    @3 – thank yoU! she has so much money! or at least enough to not have an excuse for why her hair is always fucking gross looking and wear decent clothes. geeze….how villager can you be??

  21. illy

    @3 – thank yoU! she has so much money! or at least enough to not have an excuse for why her hair is always fucking gross looking and wear decent clothes. geeze….how villager can you be??

  22. Sheena

    Oh Brit-Brit… Honey, they have bras without straps for just such occasions as this.

    You can take the trash out of the trailer, but… well, you know.

  23. m??n

    @17/heheheheheeee
    don’t 4/get 2/zhot
    her w/herion..woohooo

    zomeone tell her 2/not
    make dat face…grozz
    l??kin old face.hehee

  24. dontlooknow

    Why is this news? Britney spears shops at Walmart all the time! Why do we need more pictures of this?!

  25. The coyotte

    Shes starting to look like my fucking aunt Betsy

  26. terri

    i love britney as im a fan but her weight seems to yo-yo even if you look back to when she first came out her weight always jumps i think her body looked the best in i love rock and roll and everytime videos i think shes sexy in the amy video too and she lost a punch of weight i dont get how she cant manage to keep it off and she should dress better i know shes from the south but she has zero dress sence and after 2 kids you should never go braless and please loose about 28lbs so she can be a size 2 again

  27. SB

    you need to wear a bra
    ugh, stupid piece of wt taking a picture of her on her phone…..get a life!

  28. Darth

    She’s blessed with feminine curves but she got to keep pulling it to stay fit.

  29. Nero

    @28
    Pulling what?!

  30. marie

    I like beer – but sometimes I prefer water ;-) She has bad skin on her chest – I haven’t – Lucky me!

  31. Jime

    Always perfect!
    Love ya Brit!

  32. Rasputins Liver

    *

    No doubt about it, man.

    *

    Twatney’s one fuckin’ ugly, country-ghetto, neanderbilly pile of YUCK!

    *

    Her cankles, her…well, goddamit! The bitch is just plain gross!

    *

    And you can see the cunt has a bad case of bad attitude. Man, if that bitch was mine I’d beat that snotty ‘tude right the fuck out of her! Then I’d rent her out for $50 a fuck and let them beat hell out of her.

    *

    There a few celebrities grosser than fuckin’ Cuntney Sperms!

    *

    From her stink feet, her stink cooze and ass, to her stink ciggie breath. That fuckin’ skank’s one stinkin’ pile of Suthuhn neanderbilly shit!!!!

    *

    .

  33. RONIN

    Looks like shes smuggling raisins.

  34. webknight

    Is Tyra Banks going to be the next Oprah? What do you think –> http://budurl.com/tyraoprah

  35. bewbiegirl

    Such a cuttie. Her photos were seen on persoanal’s site **Seek rich beauty. c o m ****last week(filled by Milllionaire&Celebrities). It is said he is a legally certified Millionaire, and Celeb there looking for young woman

  36. britney weight gain, but still very sexy …..

  37. Could use another dress too.

Leave A Comment