Britney Spears’ nipples and other news

September 24th, 2009 // 37 Comments

- Randy Quaid’s wife puts up a fight while the two get arrested in Texas this afternoon. [PopEater]

- Don Draper will shoot your ass up. [Lainey Gossip]

- Megan Fox on the cover of Nylon magazine. Warning: Does NOT contain cleavage. [Just Jared]

- Kid Rock goes back to pretending he’s a hip-hop artist again. [PopSugar]

- Amber Heard at the premiere of Zombieland. [Celebslam]

- Cameron Diaz is into firemen. [Drunken Stepfater: Site is NSFW]

- Milo Ventimiglia found a replacement for Hayden Panettiere. [Socialite Life]

- Nicole Richie promises not to look like Gollum again. Seriously this time. [ICYDK]

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Comments (37)

  1. heywood jablome | September 24, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    first, bitches

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  2. Gary | September 24, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    MEE first!

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  3. Megan | September 24, 2009 at 11:28 pm

    Her body goes back and forth so much, but usually stays in the undesirable range. What is wrong with her neck? It never tapers in, it’s just straight forever. Weird chin. It’s pretty sad. Go Google some pics of her in her Slave 4 U days… massive, massive difference. Thing is, she doesn’t have to look this bad. Stop wearing her hair up stupidly like that and buy some decent clothes. It’s not like she hasn’t got the money… but then again it may all be going to KFC-Fed.

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  4. Holy Fug | September 24, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    Man, she’s so fug even John Phillips wouldn’t fuck her.

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  5. Alli Watermelon | September 25, 2009 at 12:11 am

    I live in Vegas and I’m going to her concert at Mandalay Bay on Saturday! =)

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  6. Nameless | September 25, 2009 at 12:15 am

    Her boobs keep getting closer and closer to her belly button as she ages. Gravity is a bitch.

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  7. Zzzzzzzzz | September 25, 2009 at 12:23 am

    Amber Heard = WOW

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  8. http://www.thefamousphere.com | September 25, 2009 at 12:38 am

    Those nipples are sliding right to the bottom. Such a shame what children and Taco Bell ends up doing to a body.

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  9. timmy the dying boy | September 25, 2009 at 1:12 am

    Yep, guys, Brit’s nips continue their inexorable slide.

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  10. EuroNeckPain | September 25, 2009 at 2:04 am

    Worst outfit to wear with her body type. She has short legs and not the best breasts, she wears flip-flops and a bustier dress. Stupid.

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  11. PoisonIvyLeague | September 25, 2009 at 5:51 am

    Her boobs are depressed, they keep staring at the floor. Cheer up flapjack tits.

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  12. Anexio | September 25, 2009 at 6:07 am

    That thing behind her with the camera phone in pic 6 is Brit’s doppelganger from the future.

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  13. estetik | September 25, 2009 at 7:42 am

    I love big boobs..

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  14. Gary | September 25, 2009 at 8:50 am

    The site 14 refers to tries to download an exe to your machine. Stay away. Lucky I have a Mac!

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  15. Max Planck | September 25, 2009 at 9:02 am

    Taken at the Walmart parking lot. Tres chic!

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  16. Bert | September 25, 2009 at 9:16 am

    Droopy shoulders, still obese, nothing new here.

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  17. JohnPhillips | September 25, 2009 at 10:18 am

    #4 – If she was my daughter I would fuck her.

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  18. ana | September 25, 2009 at 10:21 am

    Could use another dress too.

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  19. illy | September 25, 2009 at 11:38 am

    @3 – thank yoU! she has so much money! or at least enough to not have an excuse for why her hair is always fucking gross looking and wear decent clothes. geeze….how villager can you be??

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  20. illy | September 25, 2009 at 11:38 am

    @3 – thank yoU! she has so much money! or at least enough to not have an excuse for why her hair is always fucking gross looking and wear decent clothes. geeze….how villager can you be??

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  21. illy | September 25, 2009 at 11:38 am

    @3 – thank yoU! she has so much money! or at least enough to not have an excuse for why her hair is always fucking gross looking and wear decent clothes. geeze….how villager can you be??

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  22. Sheena | September 25, 2009 at 11:55 am

    Oh Brit-Brit… Honey, they have bras without straps for just such occasions as this.

    You can take the trash out of the trailer, but… well, you know.

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  23. m??n | September 25, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    @17/heheheheheeee
    don’t 4/get 2/zhot
    her w/herion..woohooo

    zomeone tell her 2/not
    make dat face…grozz
    l??kin old face.hehee

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  24. dontlooknow | September 25, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    Why is this news? Britney spears shops at Walmart all the time! Why do we need more pictures of this?!

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  25. The coyotte | September 25, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    Shes starting to look like my fucking aunt Betsy

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  26. terri | September 25, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    i love britney as im a fan but her weight seems to yo-yo even if you look back to when she first came out her weight always jumps i think her body looked the best in i love rock and roll and everytime videos i think shes sexy in the amy video too and she lost a punch of weight i dont get how she cant manage to keep it off and she should dress better i know shes from the south but she has zero dress sence and after 2 kids you should never go braless and please loose about 28lbs so she can be a size 2 again

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  27. SB | September 25, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    you need to wear a bra
    ugh, stupid piece of wt taking a picture of her on her phone…..get a life!

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  28. Darth | September 25, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    She’s blessed with feminine curves but she got to keep pulling it to stay fit.

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  29. Nero | September 25, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    @28
    Pulling what?!

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  30. marie | September 25, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    I like beer – but sometimes I prefer water ;-) She has bad skin on her chest – I haven’t – Lucky me!

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  31. Jime | September 25, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    Always perfect!
    Love ya Brit!

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  32. Rasputins Liver | September 25, 2009 at 10:06 pm

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    No doubt about it, man.

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    Twatney’s one fuckin’ ugly, country-ghetto, neanderbilly pile of YUCK!

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    Her cankles, her…well, goddamit! The bitch is just plain gross!

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    And you can see the cunt has a bad case of bad attitude. Man, if that bitch was mine I’d beat that snotty ‘tude right the fuck out of her! Then I’d rent her out for $50 a fuck and let them beat hell out of her.

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    There a few celebrities grosser than fuckin’ Cuntney Sperms!

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    From her stink feet, her stink cooze and ass, to her stink ciggie breath. That fuckin’ skank’s one stinkin’ pile of Suthuhn neanderbilly shit!!!!

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  33. RONIN | September 26, 2009 at 7:25 am

    Looks like shes smuggling raisins.

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  34. webknight | September 26, 2009 at 11:07 am

    Is Tyra Banks going to be the next Oprah? What do you think –> http://budurl.com/tyraoprah

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  35. bewbiegirl | September 26, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    Such a cuttie. Her photos were seen on persoanal’s site **Seek rich beauty. c o m ****last week(filled by Milllionaire&Celebrities). It is said he is a legally certified Millionaire, and Celeb there looking for young woman

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  36. Çene Esteti?i | October 17, 2009 at 5:10 am

    britney weight gain, but still very sexy …..

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  37. vajinismus tedavisi | June 8, 2010 at 10:59 am

    Could use another dress too.

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