Britney Spears was spotted coming home from the recording studio yesterday in a torn shirt with her nipple popping out. Although it’s tough to get past that stupid smile of hers. She could be completely naked and juggling rattlesnakes and the only thing you’d notice about the picture is how much you wish somebody taped something over her face.
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omg FRIST!!!
You know she tore the shirt on purpose.
Attention Whore!
Congrats wedge. The urge to post frist!! was almost uncontrollable
…i didn’t know the joker had tits…
Looks like she’s got a nice pair of f’in bologna tits.
OH HEY LOOK AT THAT. Never saw that before. Not hundreds of other (on purpose) times.
eeww HHAHAHAH! she’s got sausages for boobs… no matter how fat or thin she gets, she’s still gonna look that stupid
what a sped.
it’s so insulting that people that look like they dance around and clap wildly when they spell the word “poop” correctly can be multi-millionaires.
Why does this bitch always have her giant mouth open?
No, I’m FRIST!!!
Yeah…..what is it with that stupid assed smile, ALL THE TIME!!!!
Wonder how many bugs she swallows on a day to day basis.
She probably didn’t rip the shirt herself.
I’m guessing that whatever bacteria got into her brain and forced her to shave her head probably came through her skin as well and ripped the shirt downwards when the paps started flashing. I think I read somewhere that the bacteria only controlls the person whenever pictures are being taken of them.
It’s called: Immanobodypleasetakemypictureitis.
Or, Britney’s a attention whore. Give or take.
The shirt ripped because it’s cotton.
Picked by relatives, danielle?
Excellent.
Either the car is not moving or they are not going that fast. With the top down the wind would be sure to knock that hat and toupe of hers off with it. Which would be a much more enjoyable picture.
God you’re like a fungus.
who let the crazy rehab bitch behind the wheel?
i hope the 2 of them drive off a cliff thelma and louise style.
I’ve got $10 that says she does Playboy as part of her comeback… Just suggestive semi-naked shots though… No payoff with hooters or poon…
Any takers?
Or Final Destination 2 style. Just imagine Brit Brit flying off a rollercoaster, cheetos in hand and everything.
Nah. She’ll wait too long, and it’ll be Hustler instead, complete with the failure to airbrush the pimples and razor burn.
I’ll bet $20. Only, instead of Playboy i’ll bet she poses for Healthy Pet Journal.
…Jeeeezus.
Not THIS bald pig again.
It’ll be Playboy, but they’ll make her show her glistening chocowinkie.
I avoid such embarrassing “accidents” by wearing a new-fangled contraption called a “brassiere.” Someone could make a million bucks if he or she introduced this cutting edge nipple-hiding device at the “Attention-Seeking-Washed Up-or-Never Really Did Anything at All Anyway-Hollywood-Skank” convention.
fergernauster you need to stop repeating what those girls muttered under their breath at the bar last night.
I’m telling you, it won’t be Playboy.
I mean, unless Hef decides to go out of business because God knows he will if he ever put that thing on the cover.
Hell, he might wind up digging his own grave ’cause he overlooks all the photoshoots and…I wouldn’t suggest an 80+ year old being in the same room as as naked Britney Smears. It might get ugly.
If she were driving fast, she’d be bald right now
#24… Hee heeeeeee. You got ‘er, Pontiac! :D
DanYELL–why you dissin’ the Almighty and shit?! (#15) It’s not his fault you turned your life into a Ringling Bros. meets 2 Live Crew.
She has a friend????
@28.
Let me clear that up Ms. Critter,
I meant to say [Gumbo] you’re like a fungus…not God. Sorry about that.
Also, quit while you’re ahead with the lame slang game. You just look like an ass when you type the shit.
And…who the hell is 2 Live Crew? Sounds like one of your drunken gangbangin’ parties you have every weekend. Take care of your kids ya ho!
Me… needs to… see pics of Nicole Richie… STAT. Where in tarnation is that wispy l’il vixen nowadays?
Sexy little praying mantis… Cum to pappy…
#29/aka veggi… we all know she has only paid “friends”.
If memory serves a couple of years ago Playboy offered Cheeto Whore more money than anybody ever, and the offer was always on the table. December issue, no doubt with more paint on it than the Sistine Chapel.
Good GAWD! Everyone knows who 2 Live Crew is….. come on now!
SWEET! The troll is back again. Because everyone who knows the REAL wedgeone knows that he would NOT spell first “frist”. wedgeone spellchecks!
Way to sneak in “glistening chocowinkie” again, bonescalp! You get more boring every day.
That wig … WTF!?! She looks Rastafarian with that on!
Anyone know who the chick riding shotgun is? And please don’t make comments about my wife, girlfriend, or lesbian lover, Wallette. It’s a serious question.
Heh heh… “Cheeto Whore”.
I will henceforth (with your permission, of course) use that phrase on my potato-chip-addicted co-worker.
Who’s 2 Live Crew????!!!! And you call yourself black? Wait. wait. wait. DanYELL….you mean all this time you been making us think you’re black you’re…..really…..a wigger? Who’s 2 Live Crew….I’ve seen it all now.
OK… tangent here, I know, but… which state is greasier … Rhode Island or New Jersey?
Fuck you, that’s who’s greasier.
DanYELL…..Whitey Almighty, Cracker-Assed Cracker!
jrz, are you out of Midol?
Ferg, please feel free.
Hey, ask a stupid question…get a Jersey answer.
I can’t wait until we get a Perez Hilton nipple slip!!!
Britney still sucks.
I’m so fucking bored right now…
Britney Spears’ pimples have nip-slips of their own on occasion.
@32. Yes, most likely right, but why doesn’t she pay someone to adjust her hats correctly?
“Good God, everyone knows who 2 Live Crew is”
[laughing]
Good for fucking you. Have a party.
I know who the fuck they are you dumbass. It still doesn’t mean I listened to their music. If you can call it that.
@37.
I’m gonna agree with 41 and go out and buy you a box.
BTW- Since when does every black person have to listen to raunchy rap music? Based on your over dramatic post, I would guess your ass listens to Marilyn Manson or some other emo shit. Sit the fuck down and lay off the liquor.
It’s her little sister! I knew there was good reason I instantly reached my full 4.371 inches! Sixteen is a little old, but I’d offer her candy any day – I’m firing up the van right now!
Britney kidnapped & drugged Sara Michelle Gellar, and SMG actually looks quite pleased to play hostage!