Reader Dennis sent in this screen capture from Britney Spears’ “Womanizer” video, and it looks like we’ve got nipple, folks. I don’t know who had the free time on their hands to sift through the entire video frame by frame looking for nip, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say it was Jesus. You’re an alright guy, Christ.
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version, so please, don’t get fired over blurry mammary. Otherwise, Chuck in Accounting will get your parking space and you know he’ll be a dick about it.
mimi | October 13, 2008 at 4:37 pm
GO BRITNEY!
SUCK IT FISH!
mimi | October 13, 2008 at 4:39 pm
WOO HOO!
Sticking up for Britney… Dissing the Fish-Head… and being FIRST!
mike | October 13, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Praying for mimi (Jimbo’s mom).
Jimbo | October 13, 2008 at 4:59 pm
@3 You should be praying for you goat..
Sgt Schultz | October 13, 2008 at 5:09 pm
I see nothing
blp | October 13, 2008 at 5:10 pm
lol. now the American TV networks will ask for a new edit because of that nipple if the Janet Jackson event is anything go by. Poor American TV audience, starved of nipple action unless you pay for HBO.
Guest | October 13, 2008 at 5:12 pm
okay….um….
that’s nothing.
I’m pretty sure the superficial screened the entire video for nipslips
Guest | October 13, 2008 at 5:12 pm
okay….um….
that’s nothing.
I’m pretty sure the superficial screened the entire video for nipslips
Slut | October 13, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Breaking News Story: Reader Dennis and Fish writer have no idea what a real nip looks like.
havoc | October 13, 2008 at 5:20 pm
I don’t know….
Its…..nipplish.
.
Jimbo | October 13, 2008 at 5:24 pm
@9 Can you show us what a couple of nips look like?
Slut's dad (who broke her in...early and often) | October 13, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Slut knows a nipple is what Sarah Palin will put in John McCain’s mouth to get him through a long night of watching Obama win an electoral vote landslide.
Trig would have liked that, but Sarah ditched her infant to go out on the campaign trail with Todd, to whip up crowds into a fury so that somebody will try to shoot Obama before the election. He’s a terrorist after all – how can you say it’s wrong to kill the man who’s disguising his true identity as an Arab Islamic fanatic and who would “hand over” our country to Al-Qaeda? It’s your patriotic duty, Mr. Whitetrash Bumpkin. Thanks for attending our rally!
mimi | October 13, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Dear #3 – MIKE,
Your prayers can’t help me.
You can’t reach Heaven from where you are swilling.
Gettin’ HOT down there, ain’t it?
mike | October 13, 2008 at 6:03 pm
mimi, yes it is, now that you mention it. Maybe I could feel a cool breeze if you shaved this thing one a year.
nipper | October 13, 2008 at 6:05 pm
looks more like the white lining of the jacket
Jamie's Uterus | October 13, 2008 at 6:25 pm
We have seen her vagina many times, who cares about a nip slip?
Slut | October 13, 2008 at 6:29 pm
#11 Yes I can, but I won’t (not on weekdays that is)
Ber | October 13, 2008 at 8:04 pm
You Tube shows the pic and I don’t think Brit’s Nips sit that high. All other photo’s that Brit showed herself, the Nips are pointing straight down. You would think with all that money, she would get those things firmed up and normal. Then take care of the receding hair line.
Britzook | October 13, 2008 at 8:06 pm
clearly not even a nipple
ffs
Ted from LA | October 13, 2008 at 8:07 pm
#12, Well said. As for the “slip”… can it really be called a slip if you do it every fuckin’ day?
mafme | October 13, 2008 at 8:14 pm
She needs to go broke again and appear nude in public or anywhere with photographers some more… but BEFORE she gets all fat again.
mafme | October 13, 2008 at 8:15 pm
“It’s a shadow of a nipple!”
FRIST!!! | October 13, 2008 at 8:30 pm
please somebody tell me WTC is up with the fucking links on out comments!!!!
FRIST!!! | October 13, 2008 at 8:31 pm
ooops…OUR comments..
foshur | October 13, 2008 at 8:32 pm
we have all seen her pokies pointing to the floor…no way is her nipple that high on her breast.
meee | October 13, 2008 at 8:45 pm
photoshopped.
we’ve all seen her walking around braless. we ALL know her nipples are NOT that high up on her boob. they point down. check the 248942 braless britney pictures available online.
kramer | October 13, 2008 at 8:56 pm
That’s not a nipple. It could be, if this was Bai Ling, and even then I would say that her nipples had gotten extra extra big, but no, that’s not a nipple.
missywissy | October 13, 2008 at 10:07 pm
That was the stupidist commentary by the writer “Fish”, yet.
friendlyfires | October 13, 2008 at 10:09 pm
You’re right, Soup Or Fish Al Wry-Duh, Chuck is a dick, he is a dick about everything, in fact, how is it no one has put a Trojan over his head yet, I don’t get it, I just don’t get it. Another margarita waitress, less swizzler, okay? It interferes with the alcohol.
friendlyfires | October 13, 2008 at 10:11 pm
You’re right, Soup Or Fish Al Wry-Duh, Chuck is a dick, he is a dick about everything, in fact, how is it no one has put a Trojan over his head yet, I don’t get it, I just don’t get it. Another margarita waitress, less swizzler, okay? It interferes with the alcohol.
n | October 13, 2008 at 10:30 pm
Everyone has seen this ugly bitch and all her bits before anyway.
The video is so photo-shopped. We know what she looks like in real life.
melookie | October 13, 2008 at 10:57 pm
NaN: Not a nipple. See a larger pic here, http://i37.tinypic.com/2a8qgz4.jpg
wile | October 13, 2008 at 11:09 pm
I finally found a copy of the HQ version of the video without censoring.
I’m sad to report that is definitely not her nipple, it is the white jacket lining. When seen in frame by frame sequence, it’s pretty obvious.
gerard Vandenberg | October 14, 2008 at 12:06 am
THIS IS THE PRUDISH AND NAIVE AMERICA WE KNOW, folks!!
Clumpydumpy | October 14, 2008 at 1:15 am
The pic isn’t photoshopped but it’s way too big and pointy to be a nipple. Looks like hair.
Shitney Still SUX | October 14, 2008 at 1:25 am
It is obviously retouched and “accidentally” on purpose put in the video to *prove* to us “jellus h8ers” that Shitney is indeed a goddess who is to be worshipped and envied.
What a crock. As so many others stated- when she’s shown the world her nasty crosseyed saggy tits and cooter, trying to fool us with NICE ones that sit at a nice position ON A FICTITIOUS TITTAY is just too little, too late.
Dumb skank.
cw@acme.cc | October 14, 2008 at 5:55 am
I checked the master and it’s not a nipple, just a shadow. (my job is saved)
And BTW THAT picture is retouched, email me for proof.
Gar | October 14, 2008 at 5:55 am
I checked my self the original video , and guess what : no nip.
I wonder why people would be faking such a horrible thing, unless they aim some “viral marketing” for a horrible thing.
cw | October 14, 2008 at 5:55 am
I checked the master and it’s not a nipple, just a shadow. (my job is saved)
And BTW THAT picture is retouched, email me for proof.
Mo | October 14, 2008 at 9:29 am
http://i36.tinypic.com/4sl7qr.png
One that shows a screencap with a zoomed in cap underneath. Not nipple.
B | October 14, 2008 at 10:31 am
You guys are forgetting!!!! One Points like south a little and the other points straight down! lolollooll
Needledick The Bug Fucker | October 14, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Another Fine-Fish-Failure
Lame Superficial ….. I do hope you didn’t pay much for that non-nipple shot,
jim | October 14, 2008 at 1:24 pm
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kramer | October 14, 2008 at 1:26 pm
#32
Nerd.
Mike | October 14, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Hey guys check the first couple seconds of the video. When she’s naked on the couch her left nipple is showing. As she slides her left arm down her chest the left nipple pops out. Looks like the whole nipple and areola are showing. It’s only one frame. Tell me if i’m wrong.
immmers | October 14, 2008 at 4:55 pm
I might actually bother looking if we hadn’t seen all her droopy naughty bits anyway. Come on…. who can even bother with a yawn?
Juicer | October 17, 2008 at 4:17 am
@ #12 ure funny but at the same time a dried up ol’ cunt
SGITugboat | October 21, 2008 at 5:24 pm
That’s not a Nip, not even a chance! It’s something on the jacket pocket. If you pay attention to or go back and look at all of the bra-less photos of this Skank you know that both her nipples point right at her boots! (“Oh, hello toes!”). For this to be a nipple would be anatomically inconsistant with what we’ve seen thus far.
The Night Hawk | October 30, 2008 at 1:09 am
You guys Suck! What’s with the star?!
The hungry one | April 19, 2010 at 1:28 am
I know another one