Reader Dennis sent in this screen capture from Britney Spears’ “Womanizer” video, and it looks like we’ve got nipple, folks. I don’t know who had the free time on their hands to sift through the entire video frame by frame looking for nip, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say it was Jesus. You’re an alright guy, Christ.
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version, so please, don’t get fired over blurry mammary. Otherwise, Chuck in Accounting will get your parking space and you know he’ll be a dick about it.