“More chins. I need more chins!”
Britney Spears was spotted at Petco yesterday buying herself a new pet parakeet. Which is a great idea, because if Britney Spears needs anything, it’s more responsibility in her life. According to an imaginary witness I made up, as she was leaving, Britney was spotted rubbing her hands together and saying, “This is going to be delicious!”
NOTE: Didn’t Britney used to have kids? I’m pretty sure they’re in a cage somewhere, waving a sippy cup back and forth along the bars and singing the blues.
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Redneck from head to ho.
She has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
what the hell are those boots? they look like pink shit
81, yeah like getting a fragile bird for a 2 year old is such a great idea!
and look, she already can’t handling the responsibilities. they haven’t even gotten the bird out of the store & the assistant is doing all the work.
and shouldn’t the bird be traveling in a little box?
This write-up was pretty funny. Although I doubt her kids are in cages. She wouldn’t do that. I am sure they are in locked closets somewhere.
And WTF is up with her chins? She looks like the parakeet here.
i think that she needs to buy a diet, or a good plastic surgeon!
#3 and #36: LOL,when I had my first baby, my best friend exclaimed that my litle boy had “more Chins than a Chinese phonebook”!
Cute as can be on a newborn; not so cute on Britney.
I’ve done better looking guys than this ugly old 7 chin babymaker. Just ask techclerk, yea, I said it before. He’s like butter.
His ass is also a tight little ass. Can’t help myself.
Pariz Hilton walked outta
jail at 6:00 a.m. Eaztern
time..waving at the cameraz
and smiling az zhe were the
fuckin Queen..walking down
her katwalk into her motherz
crying armz.
fuckerz zlept right thru it..
When did she turn 85?
ohhh bit bit never ceases to amaze me!!
love the outfit. if you looked up the word “class” in the dictionary, you would find a picture of her right beside it. the time she flashed her cooch to the world..what a glorious day. more sexilicious pics in the link below.
http://slideshow.ivillage.com/entertainment/britney_spearss_daily_donts/post_281.html
argh. HERE.
Polly want a noose?
Yea…they are birds…what the heck did you expect when you bought them? They can’t fend for themselves very well in the wild, you know. Congrats. You have joined the ranks of the many irresponsible “pet owners” out there.
I’ve had parakeets my whole life…they are hilarious, delightful animals that will quickly see you as part of their “flock” if treated well. I can only hope that Britney isn’t pulling a Paris Hilton and will actually care for these little animals.