Britney Spears buys a parakeet


“More chins. I need more chins!”

Britney Spears was spotted at Petco yesterday buying herself a new pet parakeet. Which is a great idea, because if Britney Spears needs anything, it’s more responsibility in her life. According to an imaginary witness I made up, as she was leaving, Britney was spotted rubbing her hands together and saying, “This is going to be delicious!”

NOTE: Didn’t Britney used to have kids? I’m pretty sure they’re in a cage somewhere, waving a sippy cup back and forth along the bars and singing the blues.

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