“More chins. I need more chins!”
Britney Spears was spotted at Petco yesterday buying herself a new pet parakeet. Which is a great idea, because if Britney Spears needs anything, it’s more responsibility in her life. According to an imaginary witness I made up, as she was leaving, Britney was spotted rubbing her hands together and saying, “This is going to be delicious!”
NOTE: Didn’t Britney used to have kids? I’m pretty sure they’re in a cage somewhere, waving a sippy cup back and forth along the bars and singing the blues.
Photos: X17
How cute. Matching shorts….
In the mood for animals, I suppose.
Speaking of the OP’s note, whatever happened to her kids? I haven’t seen a pic of them in ever.
SHe has some SERIous serious rootage issues going on in pic #12 …NaaasTY
When asked for a comment, one reporter overheard the bird evoking
” Polly wants a Cheeto..
AAAAGG I said Cheeto, bitch !…
Polly wants a cheeto baby. One more time”
Someone call PETA!!
And get that f’in Hawaiian shirt off my house !
Yeah, let’s roll out of bed and go shopping — we’ll just wear our pajamas and our muckaluks. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did Princess Diana have to die and not her?
I love the $19.95 “budgie starter kit” she’s splurged on.
Fucking twat. Parakeets live at least 7 years, which is 6 years 11 months and three weeks longer than she’s going to give a shit about Mr. Chirpy here.
Impulse buying of animals is a stupid idea.
The bird is going to have an exciting ride home trying to balance his ass in that cage. Why didn’t she get a little travel carrier too?
End rant.
I love the little birds, though. RIP feller.
Those chins are just proof that her “weight loss” was actually having her body fat sucked out by lipo. You’d think she’d spring for the neck lipo too, for god’s sake.
America, is so judgemental, and I don’t think that america have the right to be! It’s alot of shit that people do, that is swept under the rug, she just happen to be in the public eye! Yes, she is famous, and alot of people fuck up, she shouldn’t be any different! You muthafucka’s act like your saints! Who are you to say whether her career is over, I think that you muthafuckas are jealous because you really never had a career like hers! Be happy with your life, and stop trying to tear hers down! She’ll live! Britney, don’t even know that you jerkoffs exist! So….I quess keep wasting your pathetic time!
Is she tweeking in that first pic? She must be. Although I’ve seen glue-sniffing, cracked out tweekers make less scary faces than her.
I can’t believe some guy boned her long enough her to give her two kids.
eeeehhheeehehehhehhehehehheehheheheh gonna be so funny when she takes teh birdy out and it SHITS all over her eeehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehe
who wears big ass fucking furry boots like that during the summer?! i bet her pussy stinks!
What posseses anyone to buy a fucking bird in the first place Ill never know. I guess this doesnt really surprise me either.
ugh. That “outfit” looks worse than what I see peouple wearing in my local redneck Walmart at 3am.
I give the bird three days.
It’s practical. If she wakes up and the bird is dead from the fumes off her body/breath, then it’s time bathe/brush/change clothes.
Man, those extensions are NASTY looking. She seems like the type of person that doesn’t take very good care of her person hygiene. I’ll bet her nasty ass pussy smells like New York harbor at low tide.
She’s not even remotely attractive anymore… what a shame.
Does this idiot have no idea that buying animals from pet shops really stupidly sucks for those animals and those species. Does this eejit have no brain and no conscience? Ugh don’t answer that I know the answer.
She probably had people bathe her when she was still, uh.. popular.. so now maybe she doesn’t understand what it’s like to wash herself.
Picture 4;
How many chins it that? Like 5 or 6?
#3 LMAO – yes, she has more Chins than Hong Kong.
I wouldn’t be too surprised if Brit mistakes the food for her children with the parakeet’s birdfeed. Her kids will then get the crackers while the birdy gets breastfed ;-)
Yes, she’s irresponsible, immature, disgusting, and quite possibly crazy. I’m terrified for her children and now, as if that wasn’t enough, a frickin parakeet.
But really…
She was THE wet dream of anything that had a penis for ten years or so.
And now she has more money than you, you, you, AND you could spend in a lifetime.
I guess laughing at her because she’s got a nasty ol’ picture posted on the internet and is slowly losing her mind is going to be our only cold comfort.
Now watch one her teenybopper fans come in and say the chins are photoshopped LOL
Britney looks like a man, she has a mans neck and her legs are like tree trunks, like a wrestlers, short , fat and stumpy. She looks like a 40 year old fat guy.
It’ll be dead tomorrow. No, wait…it probably didn’t make it home.
holy shit…how many chins!!!
whoa whoa whoa! holy shit, this scenario is so wrong:
1. Pic #3 quint chin AND looks like she bit some of the french tips off already. Nail Biter.
2. Back shot..bad waterfall perm extensions and what’s up with the dual pattern top and bottoms..I can’t see straight anymore.
3. I thought the parakeet cage cover was a mu mu Britney was wearing, my mistake.
4. THE BOOTS!!!!!!!!!!!
5. That parakeet is going to drive her insane after 5 minutes, spray shit on her walls and she’s going to return it to Petco in two days…the next pics will be of that transaction.
Ok, there’s more but I’m too tired from looking at these pics.
PIC #3
Unt Unt, Now me buy this and do magic show.
She’s getting stranger and stranger with each passing day. Poor bird. Its going to be saying “Y’All!!!” nonstop.
OLD NEWS ASSHOLE!
I had my ipod on while I was sleeping and I was listening to blake’s version of this love. So I dreamt that I was at the american idol concert and blake was singing to me and when he was about to kiss me the song ended and i woke up. well he kinda got to kiss me before i woke up.
Oh wow, a parakeet!
Finally, Britney has found her intellectual equal!
Hm…I suppose that’s a little unfair to the bird, though. :P
PETCO MANAGER: Hello Miss Spears, welcome to Petco.
BRIT: (in whiney voice) I want a bird.
PETCO MANAGER: Of course Miss Spears. Right this way.
BRIT: (as she smacks her gum) Make it say my name… make it say my name right now.
PETCO MANAGER: They can’t talk because they… Oh I’m sorry, these cages must need cleaning. This smell is awful.
BRIT: Nope. That’s me.
PETCO MANAGER: Well, have you shit your pants? We have a public restroom where you can clean up.
BRIT’S ASSISTANT: She always smells that way. Just act like you don’t smell anything. She’s THE STAR!
PETCO MANAGER: They should call her “Shit Stained Has-been”.
BRIT: I want this one. I’m going to teach it to fetch my boots.
PETCO MANAGER: (walks away shaking his head and quickly makes his way out back to throw-up).
Poor innocent bird.
Living in total isolation from its fellow species. Gulping down pounds of Britney’s Newport second hand smoke and Cheetos dust.
Fucking tragedy.
Well here we go again.
The fuckin boots are back.
This bitch is unbelievable. UNBELIEVABLE.
And she is zitty faced too.
congratulations. you’re officially funny now.
It’s so amazing to me…with all the money she has, she still manages to have the worst fashion sense of anyone I’ve ever seen…EVER.
I had my ipod on while I was sleeping and I was listening to blake’s version of this love. So I dreamt that I was at the american idol concert and blake was singing to me and when he was about to kiss me the song ended and i woke up. well he kinda got to kiss me before i woke up.
Ok..Start The Show
The Rise & Fall Of Britney Spears..
Ain’t No Way Back From This….
I had those boots when I was 6! Alos last time I checked it was June and she lives where? You dumb shit.
What the hell is with her lackey wearing the same outfits???
“Look I’m not the only one dressed like a dumbass! I swear I’m not a douche bag!”
There needs to be a cull with these bubble head bimbos. I’m so sick of their shenanigans.
Does she ever go anywhere else but to the mini-mall on the corner of Ventura Blvd. and Coldwater Canyon in the Valley. Yesterday, she was flipping off everyone after leaving the nail studio, and today she went to the same mall to buy some food for her cat. And, she is still going around town in her pajamas. Will someone please send her a Sears catalogue, so she can buy some clothes.
Those green boxers/shorts/pajamas with the dogs are the exact same as a member of her “entourage” had on earlier in the week. Who the hell is letting her wear their pants and what the hell is wrong with that person?
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I examined Britney’s family of chins up close and, by golly, that shit’s for REAL.
It’s time for me to look at obscenely large penises to countereffect that close-up of Brit’s chins. (Damn you, Superficial, why can’t there be hot male porn on here instead of howdy doody looking has-been singers?)
…and what the hell is up with that cheap gold mini purse of hers? I’m convinced that the similarities to my theory of obese women and their little dogs are spot on. It makes them feel dainty. She’s like a gluttoned wolverine…just consuming anything and everything in sight. In this case it’s from a Charlotte Russe sales rack. I think the only solution for a real comeback is to get on the next season of the Swan.
She looks like a burnt out hippie named Steve. I wouldn’t hire her as a dish washer.
Poor bird. I remember in “28 Days” an addict should keep a plant alive for a year before getting a pet. Slut.
Did any one else ever see “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?”?
Those poor, poor kids… one more time whining about how “Mommy smells funny!” and they are going to have to eat that fucking bird.