“More chins. I need more chins!”
Britney Spears was spotted at Petco yesterday buying herself a new pet parakeet. Which is a great idea, because if Britney Spears needs anything, it’s more responsibility in her life. According to an imaginary witness I made up, as she was leaving, Britney was spotted rubbing her hands together and saying, “This is going to be delicious!”
NOTE: Didn’t Britney used to have kids? I’m pretty sure they’re in a cage somewhere, waving a sippy cup back and forth along the bars and singing the blues.
Photos: X17
mr gossip | June 22, 2007 at 6:14 pm
Way to go Britney!! Ruining your own life and possibly your childrens’ isn’t enough, now you have to drag an inocent bird into the mix. Maybe it will whistle some sense into her ears. http://www.hiltonbehindbars.com
yolatengo | June 22, 2007 at 6:15 pm
britney watch out! you have a Sharpei on your neck, oh that’s not a dog? or nevemind
calicojack | June 22, 2007 at 6:16 pm
i didn’t think it was possible to have 27 chins…but i stand corrected.
::shakes head sadly::
Caleb B. | June 22, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Is she too late to be aborted? Euthanasia, possibly? Or maybe something that’s rhymes with masturbation?
Answer: Assassination. I just wanted to safely clarify.
Superfish | June 22, 2007 at 6:20 pm
they’re not singing the blues…they’re moaning and listening to the sounds their stomachs are making. poor kids. they’re gonna grow up drunk…and high.
star69 | June 22, 2007 at 6:24 pm
sefenth
KC | June 22, 2007 at 6:26 pm
The bird will use her fake hair as a nest.
hallie | June 22, 2007 at 6:26 pm
She will never be anything again. It’s sort of sad to watch her and her pink fury boots.
star69 | June 22, 2007 at 6:27 pm
Sad day for the poor parakeet. Life in the petstore was a walk in the park compared to having to live in Shitneys house.
danielle | June 22, 2007 at 6:28 pm
PETCO – where pets go to DIE
frenchie | June 22, 2007 at 6:28 pm
She has more chins than a Chinese dictionary.
Oh and how cute! Shitney’s tag along hag has matching boxer shorts. I will never look at Bambi the same way again.
star69 | June 22, 2007 at 6:29 pm
An anaconda could take better care of children and pets, compared to Shitney.
Lindsay | June 22, 2007 at 6:30 pm
How cute. Matching shorts….
In the mood for animals, I suppose.
LeonIncognito | June 22, 2007 at 6:31 pm
Speaking of the OP’s note, whatever happened to her kids? I haven’t seen a pic of them in ever.
ssdd | June 22, 2007 at 6:34 pm
SHe has some SERIous serious rootage issues going on in pic #12 …NaaasTY
Binky | June 22, 2007 at 6:35 pm
When asked for a comment, one reporter overheard the bird evoking
” Polly wants a Cheeto..
AAAAGG I said Cheeto, bitch !…
Polly wants a cheeto baby. One more time”
allyrising | June 22, 2007 at 6:35 pm
Someone call PETA!!
Binky | June 22, 2007 at 6:38 pm
And get that f’in Hawaiian shirt off my house !
Alayney | June 22, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Yeah, let’s roll out of bed and go shopping — we’ll just wear our pajamas and our muckaluks. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alayney | June 22, 2007 at 6:45 pm
Why did Princess Diana have to die and not her?
Honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah! | June 22, 2007 at 6:47 pm
I love the $19.95 “budgie starter kit” she’s splurged on.
Fucking twat. Parakeets live at least 7 years, which is 6 years 11 months and three weeks longer than she’s going to give a shit about Mr. Chirpy here.
Impulse buying of animals is a stupid idea.
The bird is going to have an exciting ride home trying to balance his ass in that cage. Why didn’t she get a little travel carrier too?
End rant.
I love the little birds, though. RIP feller.
HoboChic | June 22, 2007 at 6:54 pm
Those chins are just proof that her “weight loss” was actually having her body fat sucked out by lipo. You’d think she’d spring for the neck lipo too, for god’s sake.
bounty killer | June 22, 2007 at 7:00 pm
America, is so judgemental, and I don’t think that america have the right to be! It’s alot of shit that people do, that is swept under the rug, she just happen to be in the public eye! Yes, she is famous, and alot of people fuck up, she shouldn’t be any different! You muthafucka’s act like your saints! Who are you to say whether her career is over, I think that you muthafuckas are jealous because you really never had a career like hers! Be happy with your life, and stop trying to tear hers down! She’ll live! Britney, don’t even know that you jerkoffs exist! So….I quess keep wasting your pathetic time!
star69 | June 22, 2007 at 7:03 pm
Is she tweeking in that first pic? She must be. Although I’ve seen glue-sniffing, cracked out tweekers make less scary faces than her.
I can’t believe some guy boned her long enough her to give her two kids.
SlamBamWibbetyWHAMBAMBADAM | June 22, 2007 at 7:04 pm
eeeehhheeehehehhehhehehehheehheheheh gonna be so funny when she takes teh birdy out and it SHITS all over her eeehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehe
Wanky | June 22, 2007 at 7:05 pm
who wears big ass fucking furry boots like that during the summer?! i bet her pussy stinks!
maeby | June 22, 2007 at 7:06 pm
What posseses anyone to buy a fucking bird in the first place Ill never know. I guess this doesnt really surprise me either.
carrie | June 22, 2007 at 7:08 pm
ugh. That “outfit” looks worse than what I see peouple wearing in my local redneck Walmart at 3am.
KMG | June 22, 2007 at 7:09 pm
I give the bird three days.
woodhorse | June 22, 2007 at 7:10 pm
It’s practical. If she wakes up and the bird is dead from the fumes off her body/breath, then it’s time bathe/brush/change clothes.
Donkey | June 22, 2007 at 7:14 pm
Man, those extensions are NASTY looking. She seems like the type of person that doesn’t take very good care of her person hygiene. I’ll bet her nasty ass pussy smells like New York harbor at low tide.
tribalhulk | June 22, 2007 at 7:15 pm
She’s not even remotely attractive anymore… what a shame.
Kamiki | June 22, 2007 at 7:15 pm
Does this idiot have no idea that buying animals from pet shops really stupidly sucks for those animals and those species. Does this eejit have no brain and no conscience? Ugh don’t answer that I know the answer.
KMG | June 22, 2007 at 7:16 pm
She probably had people bathe her when she was still, uh.. popular.. so now maybe she doesn’t understand what it’s like to wash herself.
Donkey | June 22, 2007 at 7:18 pm
Picture 4;
How many chins it that? Like 5 or 6?
woodhorse | June 22, 2007 at 7:21 pm
#3 LMAO – yes, she has more Chins than Hong Kong.
Celebrienne | June 22, 2007 at 7:21 pm
I wouldn’t be too surprised if Brit mistakes the food for her children with the parakeet’s birdfeed. Her kids will then get the crackers while the birdy gets breastfed ;-)
Amber | June 22, 2007 at 7:28 pm
Yes, she’s irresponsible, immature, disgusting, and quite possibly crazy. I’m terrified for her children and now, as if that wasn’t enough, a frickin parakeet.
But really…
She was THE wet dream of anything that had a penis for ten years or so.
And now she has more money than you, you, you, AND you could spend in a lifetime.
I guess laughing at her because she’s got a nasty ol’ picture posted on the internet and is slowly losing her mind is going to be our only cold comfort.
Kane | June 22, 2007 at 7:33 pm
Now watch one her teenybopper fans come in and say the chins are photoshopped LOL
Britney looks like a man, she has a mans neck and her legs are like tree trunks, like a wrestlers, short , fat and stumpy. She looks like a 40 year old fat guy.
no1justminda | June 22, 2007 at 7:35 pm
It’ll be dead tomorrow. No, wait…it probably didn’t make it home.
loci | June 22, 2007 at 7:35 pm
holy shit…how many chins!!!
swan | June 22, 2007 at 7:37 pm
whoa whoa whoa! holy shit, this scenario is so wrong:
1. Pic #3 quint chin AND looks like she bit some of the french tips off already. Nail Biter.
2. Back shot..bad waterfall perm extensions and what’s up with the dual pattern top and bottoms..I can’t see straight anymore.
3. I thought the parakeet cage cover was a mu mu Britney was wearing, my mistake.
4. THE BOOTS!!!!!!!!!!!
5. That parakeet is going to drive her insane after 5 minutes, spray shit on her walls and she’s going to return it to Petco in two days…the next pics will be of that transaction.
Ok, there’s more but I’m too tired from looking at these pics.
swan | June 22, 2007 at 7:40 pm
PIC #3
Unt Unt, Now me buy this and do magic show.
miss oblivious | June 22, 2007 at 7:40 pm
She’s getting stranger and stranger with each passing day. Poor bird. Its going to be saying “Y’All!!!” nonstop.
Judy Greer | June 22, 2007 at 7:45 pm
OLD NEWS ASSHOLE!
Blaker Girl | June 22, 2007 at 7:50 pm
I had my ipod on while I was sleeping and I was listening to blake’s version of this love. So I dreamt that I was at the american idol concert and blake was singing to me and when he was about to kiss me the song ended and i woke up. well he kinda got to kiss me before i woke up.
lattygirl | June 22, 2007 at 7:52 pm
Oh wow, a parakeet!
Finally, Britney has found her intellectual equal!
Hm…I suppose that’s a little unfair to the bird, though. :P
Donkey | June 22, 2007 at 8:05 pm
PETCO MANAGER: Hello Miss Spears, welcome to Petco.
BRIT: (in whiney voice) I want a bird.
PETCO MANAGER: Of course Miss Spears. Right this way.
BRIT: (as she smacks her gum) Make it say my name… make it say my name right now.
PETCO MANAGER: They can’t talk because they… Oh I’m sorry, these cages must need cleaning. This smell is awful.
BRIT: Nope. That’s me.
PETCO MANAGER: Well, have you shit your pants? We have a public restroom where you can clean up.
BRIT’S ASSISTANT: She always smells that way. Just act like you don’t smell anything. She’s THE STAR!
PETCO MANAGER: They should call her “Shit Stained Has-been”.
BRIT: I want this one. I’m going to teach it to fetch my boots.
PETCO MANAGER: (walks away shaking his head and quickly makes his way out back to throw-up).
WowJustWow | June 22, 2007 at 8:08 pm
Poor innocent bird.
Living in total isolation from its fellow species. Gulping down pounds of Britney’s Newport second hand smoke and Cheetos dust.
Fucking tragedy.
Kikki | June 22, 2007 at 8:17 pm
Well here we go again.
The fuckin boots are back.
This bitch is unbelievable. UNBELIEVABLE.
And she is zitty faced too.