Two new Britney Spears songs have popped up online and they’re every bit as bad as you’d expect. According to The Sun, she opens her new song Cold As Fire with the lyrics:
“I’m just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him come in my mouth/ Make him my new baby”
Other sources are saying the lyrics are:
“I’m just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him call me mama/ Make him my new baby”
You can listen for yourself here, but either way it’s bad. Like really really bad. Like so bad I thought it was a fake. I think they squeezed Britney until they got her voice as high up as it is, and then pulled some random people off the subway and made them backup singers. And Britney’s next single Gimme More (listen here) opens with the lyrics:
“It’s Britney, bitch”
Ooh, sassy. I don’t know about you, but this Britney character sounds like she’s got a lot of attitude. Man, I bet she also smokes and wears sunglasses indoors. She’s so cool.
NOTE: Just to be complete, here’s her third leaked song. Although it’s the same one I posted a couple weeks ago and still just as bad.
this is crap
I figured she’d grow up and write about her dirvorce or her kids…
but sex?
isnt she like 40 something
god
I’m confused; she wants her man to call her momma? Isn’t that a bit twisted?
Britney come back,why did you go,i need you inside of me.
Forever yours,
-Anus-
‘cold as fire’ is completely stupid, from lyrics to the way her voice sounds – like she just inhaled a fair amount of helium.
i totally agree with the helium voice. I dont even know what to say other than…WTF!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_cofym2SAM
Thats the full version of ‘cold as fire’ .. its really stupid lol.
Anybody know where dat Brit is now? That hoe went and gave me bout four different kind of STD’s.
That was unbelievably bad.
“Break it down”?? Oh my God, what the fuck.
Apparently Britney has a blog too lol, http://www.britneyspearsjournal.com
mmm prefiero hablar en español sorry but my english is not really good….
bueno me entere de esta pagina en un reportaje en el diario “las ultimas noticias” de chile…asi que decidi postear
mmm no soy fan de britney pero me encanta la musica en general, y buena la primera cancion espero que no sea su primer single porque es una cancion con sonidos un poco tontos…no huele ni a grammy ni a premio mtv
la segunda gimme more es mas “pegota” osea te puedes acordarte del tema sin escucharlo y para mi eso es bueno. Bueno no escribo mas porque nadie me va a entender XD bye
No grown woman should sound like that. Does she store tanks of helium in the recording studio to get that effect?
Still laughing. So bad, I almost hoped they were fake, because no one could possibly release this and think it was good. Smooth move for them “leaking” early so they could test the waters and see exactly how much of a sh*tburger they were unleashing on the public. This is going to make history for exactly how poorly it sells. Kathy Gifford’s album will be a chart-topper by comparison.
I never thought I would ever hear a song that would make popozao sound good.
Motherfucking shit that is the worst fucking music I’ve ever heard, I mean besides ColdPlay and Nickelback.
What is with the fucking chirping in the background? Are those the bats in her belfry?
Britney, please go crawl back under that fucking rock you crawled out from under in Arkan-fucking-sa or wherever the hell you come from. You’re soooooooooo over!
This shit sounds like it belongs in the 1990s
Guys,
I listened to both the songs fully and to the lyrics and honestly, none of it is shitty.
Okay, even I am a HUGE fan of hers but I must say her songs wern’t WOW..
But theire decent! As I said, not wow but decent!
Dont be so shitty to her! Ok, shes a fuck up now, yes, she is almost retarted, and yes, she looks fuckin nasty now but her songs ARNT THAT BAD!…
Just like think bbout it!
Please like think twice before you start critizizing her as if she was like your evil step mother!
BEFORE SHE WAS A MIRACLE!
THEN SHE WAS A DISASTER!
BUT REMEMBER, SHE STILL AINT A CATOSTROPHY!
theres still chances of that Britney we used to see!
Just give her a break and who knowS!?!
Wasn’t that a Kidz Bop song?
@216 if you only knew how low quality that is and how much effort it takes to come up with something like that you wouldnt have the same opinion.she is a pop star with years of work behind her,and she sounds worse than back then, like a total amateur.
im 19 and this is how my songs sound and I AM A TOTAL AMATEUR.
CLICK ON MY MYSPACE PAGE.
Britney s is a untalented whore! and always has been.
But you would think her voice and sound would mature, but it doesn’t
it is the same bubble gum, chip munk voice and horrid over-produced low quality teenybop songs. HORRIBLE. Just like her.
Yeah she is definitely saying “Make him call me mama” NOT “make him cum in my mouth”, and it sounds blatantly obvious to me. How did The Sun and The Superficial both think it said “make him cum in my mouth”?? Especially when she repeats “mama” right after, its so obvious..
I just heard gimme more, and it doesn’t sound any worse or better than her previous songs, so if you liked her before, I don’t quite understand how “Gimme more” has departed from her usual quality.
That said, I’ve heard that “Gimme More” is getting good reviews. I hope she keeps getting *even better* reviews, so this snide,smug, condescending, author behind “the superficial” master peice, can choke on all the nastiness s/he spews every day. I wonder what else s/he does besides write on a blog about other people’s lives and judges them. Must make ‘em feel big!
That’s really good! I’m gonna buy it when it comes out.
sounds like the junk that freak in THE LAST DRAGON sang…
the first two were awful, what was she thinking with the lyrics?? music was like a 5-year-old was playing. terrible!
but in fact the third was good, honestly! i like it
i thought fire was hot and ice was cold
Gimme Gimme Gimme the pleasure of seeing Britney get booed off the stage at the VMA’s.
I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU HATE BRITNEY SO MUCH, JUST SHUT UP, I THINK YOU ALL ACTUALLY SECRETLY LOVE HER!!!!!!!!
If you really didn’t give a shit, you wouldn’t be interested in listening these songs. But you ARE, so you do give a shit. You are interested in her. If you hated her, you’d ignore her completely. Mothafuckas
man i feel bad for her she is obviously so lost she cant realize that she sounds like crap.
-but its also sad that there is some weasle producer laying and recording that music and taking her money. and is also probably telling her “this is the best that music you have ever done…great job britney”. thats why people dont pay for music assholes!!
Worst. Music. Ever.
That’s not even music. That’s satan. In audio form.
back off! Brit’s still badass…… CRAZY like a freakin fox but still BADASSS!
I don’t understand why everyone is so against Britney? Yeah she made some mistakes, who doesn’t?
I think everyone should stop judging her because she had kids.. At least she has some the money to do it unlike some people. People have kids all the time at her age, but its such a big deal to people because shes constantly in the spotlight.
I like her songs and think that she should come out with more very soon.
THANK YOU chill!
Finally someone who isn’t fucked up in their minds!
OK, Brits a retard but come on guys!
Admit it!
She was REALLY good before! Like ya’ll remember
Hit Me Baby One More Time
Toxic
Me Against The Music
Overprotected
Lucky
Sometimes
Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman
etc!
She wasn’t bad, she was VERY good actually!
Please, stop fussin about her!
Ofcourse she turned crazey when people followed her everywhere, judged every thing she did, watched everything she ate, gossiped about the men she dated etc!
Had someone done that to me, I would have commited suacide! Seriously!
Give her some time, and you’ll see she’ll come out better than ever!
Please!
MY EARS ARE BLEEDING…….SOMEONE MAKE HER SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did I ever press play???
Horrible singer. People once bought her albums? I mean…jokes on CD?
HORRIBLE! WOW! If this song becomes a hit I will have no faith in humanity
well she ain’t singing any worse then she did before, she’s just out of date…unfortunately… I use to like her, I even do now but I feel sorry for her….this attention is just too much for her…she needs a longer time out to get herself together and then decide if she even needs all the publicity..Keep your head up B!
omg wtf!!!!!! cold as fire totally gay. i like the beginning of gimme more.her voice is way too high!!! britney is also the perfect example of why u shouldn’t sing and have sex at the same time. lmao
omg…all the comments are so bad…
try to sing then il give a comment for you…
BITCH…hhahha
loser…luv brit…
yeah that is so not brit, listen to the raw version somewhere else and also the cd and this ( have no clue where you got it) but its not her. Its very poorly put together.. thats probably why this site is called superficial … oh well sucks for you!
yeah that is so not brit, listen to the raw version somewhere else and also the cd and this ( have no clue where you got it) but its not her. Its very poorly put together.. thats probably why this site is called superficial … oh well sucks for you!
yeah that is so not brit, listen to the raw version somewhere else and also the cd and this ( have no clue where you got it) but its not her. Its very poorly put together.. thats probably why this site is called superficial … oh well sucks for you!
yeah that is so not brit, listen to the raw version somewhere else and also the cd and this ( have no clue where you got it) but its not her. Its very poorly put together.. thats probably why this site is called superficial … oh well sucks for you!
yeah that is so not brit, listen to the raw version somewhere else and also the cd and this ( have no clue where you got it) but its not her. Its very poorly put together.. thats probably why this site is called superficial … oh well sucks for you!