I can’t confirm if this is real, but this is allegedly one of Britney Spears’ new songs called “Fed Up” from her upcoming album. I’m hoping that’s just a working title, and when her album finally comes out she’ll have the guts (and the brains) to title it “K-Fed Up.” Get it? K-Fed? Because she used to be married to some guy called Jason Alexander. So clever!
Thanks to Amanda for the tip, who’s so hot she’s illegal in four states.
NOTE: That’s obviously not a real music video, just a montage of images set to the new song. Although they probably could’ve pulled off a convincing fake if they just played some footage of a walrus rolling around on the beach.
UPDATE: A rep for Britney Spears from Jive Records has confirmed this is a fake, saying: “That is not her vocal, that is not a song on her forthcoming album.” Thanks to Rezzy for the tip.
Danner | January 16, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Back to more Alba dammit!
VeryLiberating.com | January 16, 2007 at 2:20 pm
I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
mztry | January 16, 2007 at 2:21 pm
GOD BLESS BRITNEY!
danielle | January 16, 2007 at 2:21 pm
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chrystina | January 16, 2007 at 2:27 pm
I don’t think this is really Britney.
It sounds absolutely nothing like her.
BarbadoSlim | January 16, 2007 at 2:27 pm
WOW, that just gave a raging soft-on
bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehg
lostopoly | January 16, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Why does she get paid one red cent? She’s OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ver.
Jedi Kevin | January 16, 2007 at 2:34 pm
It sounds crappy enough to be real.
Those cheesy 80s drums at the 0:50 mark made me spit my beer.
CelebrityPictures.Com | January 16, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Damn nice… glad to see her back :p
suzy | January 16, 2007 at 2:40 pm
yea, that’s definitely not brit’s voice
biatcho | January 16, 2007 at 2:40 pm
I don’t even need to turn on the audio on my computer to hear this. I just decided to club cat to death with a mallet to get the same effect.
JungleRed | January 16, 2007 at 2:49 pm
Crap! I’ll be outside prying my car stereo out with a screw-driver before this shit hits heavy circulation.
Equalparts | January 16, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Sounds to me like a demo of a song.
What happens is, record companies make demos of songs that their star songwriters came up with while the performer (aka Shitney) is off having a good time and not lifting a finger.
They often get singers that sound somewhat similar to the star they are trying to sell the song to so that the performer can get an idea of what it may sound like when they do it. And listening to the lyrics, I’m POSITIVE record company hacks are going to want to cash in on her divorce with a song like this, with that title.
Rant: And that will piss me off because in my opinioin, Britney is the one that used K-FED so she could have her pretty little wedding and be a “young mom” or as she has also said a “MILF”. Now that she got that and then some, she’s done and wants to be single and part of the scene again to get her self-esteem back. K-FED is a complete scumbum, but after listening to him on videos talking to her, he sounds like he was genuinely smitten and that he was the brains of the relationship. He’s still an idiot. But Britney is an immature, selfish, HORRIBLE MOM. God, I remember when my son was 1-4 months old–I couldn’t fathom leaving him night after night after night!!!. I mean the kid is either shitting, eating, or crying every two hours of his life around the clock. Ummm, here little Jayden, here’s Guadalupe, cry to her. UGH.
Equalparts | January 16, 2007 at 2:52 pm
or maybe the song is just something some chick did on her karaoke machine.
jc7676 | January 16, 2007 at 2:56 pm
When I first saw this item I read it “F’ed up.”
Same difference I guess.
saradevil | January 16, 2007 at 2:57 pm
It’s hard to believe there was a time when she didn’t have a double chin.
Pointandlaugh | January 16, 2007 at 2:58 pm
#16 — LMAO
haveapez | January 16, 2007 at 3:13 pm
It’s definitely not her, but the pictures serve as a sad reminder to when she was so hot. Now look at her.
Kristin | January 16, 2007 at 3:24 pm
This fuckin sucks. It’s not even really singing. Whoever it is.
twzzlrgirl | January 16, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Her next single could be “So Over-Fed.” Great double meaning there.
Brain Embolism | January 16, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Wally ♥’s PrettyBaby.
Brain Embolism | January 16, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Hey Twzzlrgirl!!
It’s me!
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | January 16, 2007 at 3:42 pm
I can only hope that’s the theme song to the tell-all Lifetime movie where she is played by Tina Yuthers.
Brain Embolism | January 16, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Twzzlrgirl – Your presence is requested at an adjoining site.
You may have to register?
biatcho | January 16, 2007 at 3:56 pm
twzzlrgirl – you must join the festivities over at ferret’s… just click on Brain’s link and sign up!
stoplookingatme | January 16, 2007 at 4:43 pm
Did anyone catch the lyric “Caught me drivin’ in my underwear”? When is the last time Britney drove herself anywhere OR wore underwear? That alone makes me suspicious. And the fact that I actually listened to the lyrics of this shit-fest makes me want to cut myself.
WillaKEB | January 16, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Someone, and it’s not going to be me, needs to whup her ass into shape.
She’s like a wayward teen, but with cellulite and two small children.
za-rodinu | January 16, 2007 at 5:05 pm
The very first picture in the video, the black and white one, scares the HELL out of me. She looks like the zombie girl from Romero’s Living Dead D:
cuesta_rey | January 16, 2007 at 5:21 pm
bleurghhh!
Jennyface | January 16, 2007 at 6:32 pm
I think, in the chorus, I actually head the word “HEZBOLLAH”
Jennyface | January 16, 2007 at 6:33 pm
I think I head, in the chorus, “HEZBOLLAH” or …however that’s spelled…
Jennyface | January 16, 2007 at 6:34 pm
…sorry about the double post there
cheatedhearts | January 16, 2007 at 6:50 pm
Thanks for that. Was posting that horrid song really neccessary?
SonJaSpiCe | January 16, 2007 at 7:15 pm
She used to be so cute. What a pitty.
BigMember | January 16, 2007 at 7:21 pm
My ears are bleeding now. Thanks superfish,
Meritocrat | January 16, 2007 at 7:32 pm
All that smoking has done the unthinkable for Britney…made her voice sound worse than it did before! It’s gotta be her. This song is hilariously bad. It’s like a dying cow. Which is pretty much what Britney is.
Reminds me of when I’m really nauseated with the stomach flu and I can’t hold my head up, then I projectile vomit. Of course it sounds a lot more pleasant than this, but that’s the FEELING that’s conveyed!
HollyJ | January 16, 2007 at 8:24 pm
Pics of her when she was 17, worked out, thin, NOT having stretched her vagina to a spelunking hole by numerous childbirths, is NOT representative of the Cheetohs-munching cuntbag. I mean SHIT.
alwaysclassy | January 16, 2007 at 8:30 pm
That’s definitely Britney.. trust me. The song is definitely not wonderful, but it’s actually not too bad.. sorta catchy.
Sorry.. I don’t think I know wtf I’m talking about.
Peter Coffin | January 16, 2007 at 8:33 pm
So is that song about K-Fed or how much eating she’s been doing recently?
umakemelaugh | January 16, 2007 at 10:53 pm
Another few minutes of crap
Isn’t sad that all those people out there buy this crap to give that usless human money. They must be so blind to this garbage, we all need to support the real muso’s who work hard in their bands to make it big not the ones who mime at concerts.
I hate SHITME
drewmansgirl | January 16, 2007 at 10:56 pm
yeah, not her voice, but sounds just as whiny and pitchless. It’s torture… the beat’s so tacky, there’s no melody but it is a song worthy of someone with Britney’s talent…
fame is funny | January 16, 2007 at 11:13 pm
So the rumors must be true about her dating that producer guy, because the production on this is as shitty as everything else he has done. I actually do a little beat-making, and I can tell you that I could replicate the whole track to this in an hour using a 50 dollar drum machine, and an inexpensive keyboard. That would take up 4 tracks, and then a few more tracks of goofy sound effects. That’s it. Sorry guy, that’s the wackest beat since K-feds jam. Adding a xylophone was the cherry on this. A new production low.
mela | January 16, 2007 at 11:21 pm
Weren’t there rumors going around that the people involved in the recording of Britney’s new album were saying that it was total crap? This song certainly fits that rumor.
God, what happened to her. She used to be put together so well, now she looks dumpy.
F-Sucker | January 17, 2007 at 4:53 am
Why doesn’t she just give us all what we want………show us her boobs (ala Tara Reid) then go into porn or something.
Or have a sex change operation and start dating Lindsay Lohan. Then make a sex tape.
RichPort | January 17, 2007 at 5:30 am
I remember whacking off to those pictures… I still have the friction burns to prove it. I’d still bend her over a buffet table and go Spartan on her ass, but that’s just me.
Nando | January 17, 2007 at 6:09 am
OH MY GWAD! This song sucks so much!
I’d rather listen to a fart from 5 inches away than listen to that song again.
GeannaSparrow | January 17, 2007 at 6:14 am
…Holy crap. Is this for real? …Wow. If this ever makes to ta MTV, I might have ta cut my ears off. This is just a bunch of crap.
Jenna | January 17, 2007 at 6:51 am
I don’t know if that’s Briney actually singing, but its certainly a song the label would pitch to her. Let’s face it, the only way anyone is going to buy her new album is if she does a Nick or Jessica and makes the album all about her breakup. Even at that people would buy it for the curiosity factor, not because of the great singing.
Somebody should play Britney this video on loop for 24 hours straight so she can remember why people *really* liked her. Hell, it just might inspire her to lose a few pounds.
jesseeca | January 17, 2007 at 7:34 am
britney always looked like she does now, give or take some weight, but it’s just that she had a stylist, hairdresser, etc. to keep her wig & make up on. the only thing that made her cute was the entire team of people paid to do so.
theropes | January 17, 2007 at 8:03 am
Is that Paris in the background?