
In case you haven’t already heard it, Ryan Seacrest played Britney Spears’ new single on his 102.7 KIISFM radio show this morning. And yeah, it’s bad. And I don’t mean, “Hey, it’s Britney Spears, let’s say her new song is bad even if it isn’t” bad. I mean, “Hey, this is really bad, how do you turn it off, and also shoot me in the face” bad. You can listen to the new single here and check out the lyrics here:
Everyday, I’m in a daze
Looking for that someone
And everyday, I sit and kneel and pray
Oh, sweet love, can I get some?
So why do you desert me, baby boy?
I need your love right now!
And if you desert me, baby boy
Don’t you leave me in your crowd
[Talking]
Hey baby, what time you gonna get home?
Oh, really?
[Sigh]
Alright, well, I’ll see you later, then
Oh, wait
Would you mind getting some…
Yeah, when you come home
Yeah, that’s it
I love you too
Bye
[Singing again]
Some day when you see my face
You will think that you have won
And some day when it’s all away
Our love just begun
So why did you desert me, baby boy?
I thought that you, you were the one
So if you preferred the other one
She won’t bring you the sun(son)
Did she really put a fake phone conversation in there? Why yes, yes she did. I can’t believe this is actually her big comeback song. After listening to it I was expecting Ashton Kutcher to jump out of my closet and tell me I got Punk’d.































I tried to click the link to play the song and got an error loading message. I think this is actually a blessing, as listening to Britney sing must be similar to watching that tape from The Ring. Except for waiting 7 days for a freaky pyscho girl to come out of your tv, you immediately start bleeding from your eyes and shrivel into a dried husk upon completing the song.
#150
Fuck you I’m not angry. call me angry again and I’ll track you down and kill your dog.
Holy fuck you have got to click on #150′s link. Too fucking funny. I believe to baby, believe that Britney’s gonna choke to death on a ham sandwich.
Ok, I stopped it at 1:58 – I could handle no more. I had forgotton what strong vocals she has. Damn she is talented. She is trying really hard to sing, but let’s face it – she can’t sing to save her life. She is a joke. And those who are still clinging to her glory days – let it go. I used to be obsessed with NKOTB when I was 8, but I grew up and realized how sucky they are. People grow up.
LMAO… Joke track… Yeah, OK.. She showed us…..
Ack, I keep getting a file error when I try to listen, and no one else seems to have the song.
How am I going to satisfy my morbid curiosity??
Perez Hilton is a scumbag. He claim to have the song on his site, but he dont have it. He is just trying to add more traffic to his site and cliam to have something, them the link “wont work”. Perez is a liar, don’t believe anything he says.
Oh gods, found it on youtube: http://youtube.com/watch?v=PJAti2iJffI
Is this what it’s supposed to sound like? This isn’t an outtake or something? I mean, she sounds stoned… her voice cracks… fucking hell, if this is all it takes, why the bloody fuck am I not famous?
This reminds me of the CD cut of “Oops I Did it Again”…remember she has that LAME conversation with the “astronaut” about the Titanic diamond….
“I thought the old lady threw it in the ocean at the end?”
“Baby, I went down and got it for you…”
BUT, that’s when she was pretty and in shape and hot, so no one held it against her.
THIS IS NOT A COMEBACK SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This song is old and she made it back in the day!
@160 – amy
I know you think you have a point here, but nobody cares WHEN this trash was made. Nobody fuckin’ cares. She sucked then and she sucks now. Nothin’s changed.
150, you must be borderline retarded if you think that poll is telling the future. clearly people who go to that site are fans of her and are going to vote favorably.
Liam, aka 115, thank GOD you are a producer & explained that to us gullible idiots. Even if it is a so called “joke track” & even if you are a producer (which i highly doubt) you act like it’s common knowledge for everyone to know what goes on in a fucking recording studio.
I think this song is great! No really. I had a scorchin case of herpes, so I put on earplugs, aimed the stereo speaker right at my naked crotch, and played this song. All gone!
according to the rumours, she wouldn’t come back to finish the tracks, leaving the producers to weed out the least bad takes and try to cut and tune them.
Autotune (and other such devices) can really only handle minor screw ups, anything really bad and it just won’t cut it, plus you’ll hear audible artefacts.
Wouldn’t surprise me e-if this earbleedingly bad track is her comeback single, but then she’s so out of whack these days!
You need a decent/good work ethic even to be a shallow pop star, as seen regarding her recording sessions and video shoots, she has NO work ethic, and contrary to popular belief, not everything can be fixed in post production (both audio and video). You need decent takes to begin with, then you can tweak and fine tune.
@ 164
That’s actually the most credible, logical explanation that’s been posted so far. Once again, not that anyone cares whether this is old shit or new shit, because it’s all shit, but I’m just sayin’…
This song should be remade. I think a dying goat will take Platinum for it. Ooohh…never mind…kinda the same thing.
sounds like britney needs to quit the pop music thing and take up arts and crafts. or heroin.
Gimme More is an AMAZING SONG!!!! BRITNEY U ROCK!!!! keep it up yoo! love ya!
I can feel all the pain reflected in this song – my ears hurt when I listen to it.
She underestimates her audience with this.We are not all retarded and ignorant.
Baby boy?’Baby boy’ is already played out by Beyonce.How many ‘Baby boys’ do we have to hear?
No,Britney,sorry,we dont give a shit what your junkie husband gon get you when he gets home,that dont make ur song interesting.
And the last line is a fartcherry on tha top of the shitcake.
I mean,ok she is having a hard time with her mental health.
but, WHATS THE EXCUSE FOR THOSE OF YALL WHO ACTUALLY LIKE THIS??????????????????????????????
The songs are really good. Baby Boy reminded of Pinks Music.
I love Give Me. I can listing to it over and over.
Britney Spears is a no-talent tramp who is more famous for going naked in public rather than her singing, and her singing (if you want to call it that) is revolting to begin with. Why they call her “the Princess Of Pop”? or a legend? She’s been out of the music charts for so many years people don’t give a rat’s ass about her anymore. Madonna is a legend, Britney she ain’t. She will never be the next Madonna even after Madonna is dead. Her new music is just the same old tired crap. Over produced electronic crap with a cat in heat at the mike.
What FUN! I cannot wait for my teen-age daughter to dress like a cheap skanky whore like Britney, and sing her new songs to the boys, Gimme More, get me some, and call everyone a BITCH. This is so exiting!!! Next thing, my daughter will come home pregnant or with all kinds of STD’s thanks to the wonderful words of wisdom of Britney Spears, the BEST role model to all virgin teen-age girls of the world.