In case you haven’t already heard it, Ryan Seacrest played Britney Spears’ new single on his 102.7 KIISFM radio show this morning. And yeah, it’s bad. And I don’t mean, “Hey, it’s Britney Spears, let’s say her new song is bad even if it isn’t” bad. I mean, “Hey, this is really bad, how do you turn it off, and also shoot me in the face” bad. You can listen to the new single here and check out the lyrics here:
Everyday, I’m in a daze
Looking for that someone
And everyday, I sit and kneel and pray
Oh, sweet love, can I get some?
So why do you desert me, baby boy?
I need your love right now!
And if you desert me, baby boy
Don’t you leave me in your crowd
[Talking]
Hey baby, what time you gonna get home?
Oh, really?
[Sigh]
Alright, well, I’ll see you later, then
Oh, wait
Would you mind getting some…
Yeah, when you come home
Yeah, that’s it
I love you too
Bye
[Singing again]
Some day when you see my face
You will think that you have won
And some day when it’s all away
Our love just begun
So why did you desert me, baby boy?
I thought that you, you were the one
So if you preferred the other one
She won’t bring you the sun(son)
Did she really put a fake phone conversation in there? Why yes, yes she did. I can’t believe this is actually her big comeback song. After listening to it I was expecting Ashton Kutcher to jump out of my closet and tell me I got Punk’d.
C | August 23, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Punk’d!
p911gt10c | August 23, 2007 at 4:32 pm
somehow, this doesn’t suprise me at all.
Eagle Chick smokin' peyote | August 23, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Early bird gets the worm?
How To Pass a Drug Test | August 23, 2007 at 4:33 pm
If it’s magic, I hope it’ll make her fat ass disappear.
Indignant Inuit Cowgirl | August 23, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Oh No you did’t #1!!!(#@*%()#*
bob | August 23, 2007 at 4:36 pm
wow, that’s terrible…not that it should be surprising at all that it’s complete garbage. however, what is not garbage is the new writing for the fish.
Makeitstop | August 23, 2007 at 4:36 pm
Jesus Christ, this is worst single I think I’ve ever heard. I’m pretty sure that I’d rather be forced to listen to Barbra Streisand albums than to hear this shitty song ever again.
Rock bottom, Spears. Rock bottom.
Hydro74 | August 23, 2007 at 4:37 pm
I for one think this single might be magical … much the same way that jingle in Halloween III, Season of the Witch was magical. It comes on the radio at 8pm all over the world and all the kids with hair extensions and ill-fitting leggings have their heads blow up.
Did I just make a Halloween III reference? Oh yes, yes I believe I did.
BOO YAH!!!!!!
wooohah.com | August 23, 2007 at 4:40 pm
This can’t be real! But this just tells you how manufactured she was before. She had a publicist, writer, wardrobe, etc to make all her decisions. Now we see that she is just a no talent ass clown.
http://www.wooohah.com
Celebrity gone to the hood. Hip-hop gossip so raw it hurts.
Donkey | August 23, 2007 at 4:41 pm
And the amazing part is that it will probably be a hit.
Sara | August 23, 2007 at 4:42 pm
oh my fucking god my ears are bleeding!
Bite Me! | August 23, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Where can I get a copy of her new CD? I want to keep the stray cats off of my property.
Feel the velvett | August 23, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Can I get some?!!
p0nk | August 23, 2007 at 4:46 pm
wait…! some of you thought she had talent until now?!
sportsdvl | August 23, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Does anyone else imagine her “phone conversation” in this too have occurred when she was talking to a toaster or something?
FRIST!!! | August 23, 2007 at 4:49 pm
I want to hear!!! My work computer has no fracking speakers!!!
Bite Me has mail
ashrock | August 23, 2007 at 4:49 pm
it’s far more terrible than i had hoped. well done, Pig Britney. Well done.
Bite Me! | August 23, 2007 at 4:51 pm
No you have mail!!!
Donkey | August 23, 2007 at 4:51 pm
Everytime I see her it reminds me; I need to invest in pork bellies.
sassy | August 23, 2007 at 4:53 pm
Hey baby?
Would you mind getting some lube?
Yeah, when you come home.
FRIST!!! | August 23, 2007 at 4:53 pm
Oh! Ok.
BTW, WORST LYRICS EVER!!!!!
Baby Boy??? What the crap is that!!!
She’s writes like a 12 year old.
Lucija | August 23, 2007 at 4:53 pm
ha ha ha ha; your commment is hilarius . i can’t stop … lol lol…
Lil Princess | August 23, 2007 at 4:55 pm
wow. thats all i can say. and not wow as in “wow thats so amazing!”… i mean wow as in “wow, she has really lost her damn mind.”
bitch is crrrrazzzy… but it feels alright!
Annie Rexia | August 23, 2007 at 4:57 pm
Thanks a fucking lot. Now I’m deaf.
Bite Me! | August 23, 2007 at 4:57 pm
Hey FRIST – How do you think is going to be stupid enough to buy her crappy alblum? It is the same little girl that was crying for Sangina on American Idol
Adog | August 23, 2007 at 4:57 pm
lol, fucking hysterical…where’s the real song now?
Malffy Hernandes | August 23, 2007 at 4:57 pm
that’s just sad right there.
BaldAsBritney | August 23, 2007 at 4:57 pm
#19 I don’t know about pork bellies. Mortimer told me to sell! selll! sell!
magpie | August 23, 2007 at 4:58 pm
It’s not bad…it’s just really slow. Pop music isn’t really my genre of choice but that doesn’t sound like anything out of the ordinary. It had 1minute of cheesy dialog that was added for some reason, but other than I don’t see why this is so funny compared to some of the other stuff that’s out there.
Annie Rexia | August 23, 2007 at 5:01 pm
I don’t know how the rest of you feel, but in my book, this chick isn’t even worth picking on anymore. I can’t even come up with any insults. Your shit has to be pretty far gone when people don’t even like to pick fun of you anymore. I’m at the point where I am so indifferent towards her that I don’t care if she comes or goes, lives or dies. Look at the posts. A few months ago, some pretty funny shit. Now? Well?
BaldAsBritney | August 23, 2007 at 5:01 pm
That song touched me in places I haven’t been touched since I was 12 years old and an altar boy.
Oops, I thought I had repressed that…
hollyj | August 23, 2007 at 5:03 pm
That chick in the car with her looks like Amanda Bynes.
kate | August 23, 2007 at 5:03 pm
that whole fake phone thing is pretty old, Mandy Moore had a fake answering machine message on her first album.
Rachel | August 23, 2007 at 5:05 pm
that’s sooo bad…. far worse than I could have ever expected…
The sad thing is, the local radio stations are gonna be picking it up and then throwing it up on the radio every hour. Yes, I said throwing it up…
MoonChild | August 23, 2007 at 5:05 pm
I can close my eyes and easily see a female spongebob squarepants singing this to a baby squid….but a legit single from this bi-polar trainwreck?….It aint happening.
phenyll | August 23, 2007 at 5:06 pm
That cannot be real.
There is no way the record company would let something like that out.
She’s perpetually flat and the auto-tuning is really sloppy. Even if its done on purpose.
If this is real, she should really fire her entire team.
I’m seriously embarassed for her.
Cujo | August 23, 2007 at 5:07 pm
I like the phone conversation… reminds me of an episode of “Cheaters”.
hobbitess | August 23, 2007 at 5:11 pm
Oh wait
Would you mind getting some … ?
Yeah that’s it
Cheetos, right? Ding ding ding ding! Tell her what she’s won Bob!
Damn, she couldn’t even leave the stuff out of a fake phone convo!
Geoff | August 23, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Another amazing hit for Vocoder 3.0b!
whatever | August 23, 2007 at 5:15 pm
I just listened to Spear’s new song. Yeah, I know, I cried to. But then something strange happened after the song.
I got a phone call from a stranger, and he said I only had seven days. It kind of freaked me out. This happen to anyone else?
McGee | August 23, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Why hasn’t anyone commented that this song completely rips off Nelly Furtado?
ren | August 23, 2007 at 5:18 pm
suck is too nice a word for this crap……..
havoc | August 23, 2007 at 5:19 pm
Yeah, that’s bad.
Music sucks, her voice sucks, the lyrics suck.
It , uh , sucks…….
.
hollyj | August 23, 2007 at 5:19 pm
Nelly Furtado made a song that sounds that pathetic?
Bite Me! | August 23, 2007 at 5:20 pm
@41 who that fuck is “Nelly Furtado” Does that answer your question?
Fuckin Hell | August 23, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Ugh. Jeez, she seems to have lost the ability to sing too.
Now, I’m not saying that warbling Aguilera-style shit that she used to do was great but at least she could hold a note. She clearly can’t even do that anymore.
She has truly lost everything that made her ridiculously rich and internationally famous in the first place.
LJ | August 23, 2007 at 5:27 pm
Ummmmmm. Well it’s obvious baby boy deserted her because of that phone conversation. When are you going to be home? bye, wait don’t hang up! Can you stop and the store and get me something? Oh and when you get home…yeah you are going to have to get on your chores.
Geez girl.
haha | August 23, 2007 at 5:29 pm
OMG hahahahahhahahahahaa. “ja gyge yea….getting some, yea.” hahahahhahhahahahahha.
She turned down Justin and Timbaland’s generous generous offer for this?! Britney has shone her true colors. Maybe they’re not using vocal enhancements anymore….? hmm?
What she could of done was work with Timbaland, a freakin genius, and maybe get more than one song out of him. Restart her whole career with catchy pop, alternative songs, and then perhaps “write” some personal songs in the future when she is able to hire better producers and lyricists. This is complete wannable bs!
What happened to our pop princess??…. haha.
Nikki | August 23, 2007 at 5:32 pm
Your Gramma called… She wants her Bald Head back!
Christy | August 23, 2007 at 5:33 pm
DON’T waste your time listening. The song is SHIT! Her voice sounds like a drugged up, depressed… fucked up person. The lyrics are crap and the music is boring at best.
Thanks There Ms Brit—————NEXT!