Britney Spears’ new single “Womanizer” debuted today on Z100. I’ve got the audio for you after the jump and, surprise, it sounds like all her other stuff: processed shit. Now, I’m willing to concede Britney’s making steps forward in the looks department, but let’s get real, her voice just isn’t cut out for the music industry. In fact, I’m pretty sure monotone isn’t a key. Sure, I’m no musician, but one time I played Guitar Hero naked, so it’s safe to say I know a thing or two. If you’re finding yourself unable to argue with that statement, it’s because I slapped you silly with my infallible logic. It happens.
NOTE: The little box below leads you to the “music” and that is by the far the loosest use of the word I’ve ever employed.
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What a crappy song…Worthless
I love it! *ducks*
No emotion, no dynamics, monotone lyrics, same drum loop over and over, synth zap sounds, rinse, repeat for 4 minutes. yep, Britney’s back! sheez womanizer, womanizer, womanizer womanizer, boy don’t try to front, I I know jus-just what you are I said.. wow it’s a HIT
I like how people still “take up for her” like she’s a fragile little teeny bopper still.
She’s a loser, get a clue already. NOT AN ARTIST/MUSICIAN, OK??
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I’m not a BRIT fan at all, but I will give credit where credit is due, But I’m sorry to say, there is no credit to give here.
this song is straight up GARBAGE, and you know it!!!!
Trust me, I’m being nice about it!..and for all those people who are worshing this trash song, well you wouldnt know real music if it PACMAN crawled up between your legs and had dinner!
I am afraid that my prayers for Amy may not be working. I am concerned that perhaps I may be in part responsible for her demise through the magic agency of my negative prayer energies.
Why does all her songs sound alike. They all sound like a computer. This song sucks.
Wow, you guys are insanely stupid that don’t appreciate the fact that “Randal” is pure satire. Seriously???
That shit is hilarious.
I like Brit Brit but Im not extremely impressed. When does she sing on this song? I dont hear her at all.
F@#! It!
We’ll do it live!
wow… a new low in the music machine. at least some of the other stuff had a tinge of personality or at least a beat to back it up… now it seems like she is trying to jump on the angry-chick-rock bandwagon and bubble-gumming the hell out of it. oh, it hurts.
Nice.
I like her.