Here’s a clip from Britney Spears’ new music video for “Piece of Me.” I’m surprised Britney Spears can still lip-synch. I was pretty sure she’d stick her tongue out at the camera then sort of fall over and lick the stage until the song ends. Well played, Britney. I also like how, at the age of 26, she already can’t even play herself and requires a body double. Some performers have to wait until they’re almost 40 for that honor but not Britney. She’s magic!
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Debagger | December 14, 2007 at 12:30 pm
PIG!! 1st
herman | December 14, 2007 at 12:32 pm
she should lose some weight, then she could be hot to me
veggi | December 14, 2007 at 12:33 pm
“fall over and lick the stage until the song ends”. You’ve seen me kareokee?..
Ooba Gooba | December 14, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Twitney Spears……..one of the Top 5 most worthless celebrities of all time. Utterly useless and stupid.
yesss | December 14, 2007 at 12:35 pm
All shots from the chest up.
DXX | December 14, 2007 at 12:36 pm
This reminds me of that Michael Jackson video, the one he did just before he jumped off the couch, the one he ranted at the media for focusing on him, what was its name?….
theShizaan | December 14, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Looks like she’s completely forgotten how to dance…all she’s got left are cheezy sorority white-girl moves.
Sam | December 14, 2007 at 12:40 pm
I like her music. And she is so hot. I noticed her at one big site, it seems that is millionairefriends.com. Sorry. I forget the username.
Auntie Kryst | December 14, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Fucktard is still fat. Close ups of her are from tits upward. Any shot of the Christal belly is from 20 feet back.
my comment | December 14, 2007 at 12:47 pm
That is quite an unfortunate forehead.
Anything a surgeon can fix? Shorten her skull? Raise her eyes?
Jimbo | December 14, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Veggi – How bad was the video? The block it here at work. Maybe that was a good thing..
On a side note. The add for “Sexy Gifts For HIm” Did you notice that the first guy on the left is looking right at the second guys package?
Danielle | December 14, 2007 at 12:53 pm
i think the most realistic part of the clip is the lame ass photogs taking pictures and waving.
because, the whole slumber party scene with the hoes dancing in mirrors is unlikely. i mean, unless they were told that the video was going to be shown to hugh hefner for a chance to be one of his girlfriends. but seriously, what was the point of that?
oh, and then britney…wtf? since when does she do videos from the waist up?? get a trainer pronto because that was whack.
Danklin24 | December 14, 2007 at 12:54 pm
I’m Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don’t matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They still gonna put pictures of my derrière in the magazine
Worst rhyme ever.
Texas Tranny | December 14, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Hey Jimbo,
It looks like he’s going to suck his cock and the guy is forcing his head down.
butter | December 14, 2007 at 12:59 pm
13- you don’t listen to much rap, do you>
veggi | December 14, 2007 at 1:01 pm
@13- I don’t have sound, so I couldn’t hear the video. Are you serious??? Wow!
Jimbo, they should block it nation wide..
Ript1&0 | December 14, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Morning, Dick.
I just woke up and I’m really really really thirsty. Mama needs the nectar. In a hurry…. Bad.
FRIST!!! | December 14, 2007 at 1:05 pm
iT’S BLOCKED HERE TOO, GUYS. oR MY COMPUTER DOESN’T HAVE THE ADD ONS , WHATEVER, HOW’S YOUR COLD, DID YOU GET MY PERVERTED EMAIL, AND PRETEND ANEXIO IS DUMB..
Sorry about the capslock, I forgot to turn it off, but I’m not retyping it..
Jimbo | December 14, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Veggi, I wish they would block it nation wide. My work blocs most everything. I am surprised that I can still get here..
TT, That is what it looks like..
blahblah | December 14, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Love how she recycled her friggin bedazzled bra and panties from her last VMA performance….thrifty!
ugh | December 14, 2007 at 1:10 pm
she is so damn lazy, can’t she put down the chalupa so she doesn’t need a body double?
it is her own damn fault she isn’t skinny.
Ript1&0 | December 14, 2007 at 1:11 pm
I’m sorry, I meant BAD!
BAD. BAD. BAD.
BLACK_BARBIE | December 14, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Why does she look so MISERABLE when they show her face?
She looks like she wants to go to sleep and puppeteers are holder
her up with string.
WHY WOULD YOU NEED A BODY DOUBLE AT 26?
And why do ALL WHITE PEOPLE WANT TO BE ANOREXIC?
Since when is a size 8-10 fat?
Sophie | December 14, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Did she pick up that outfit at her hometown Walmart?
veggi | December 14, 2007 at 1:21 pm
I just googled her, and I got myself a Taco Bell gift certificate and a referral for a foot doctor..
Jimbo | December 14, 2007 at 1:23 pm
TT now I wish you hadn’t said that. Work wood is hard to hide
idiotville shall burn | December 14, 2007 at 1:26 pm
@26- shut up. we all know the real jimbo, you dumbass.
FagHag | December 14, 2007 at 1:29 pm
Jimbo, I bet TT would help you with that and I’d like to watch him suck you off.
Jimbo | December 14, 2007 at 1:30 pm
@26 I was wondering where you were you stupid fucking troll..
while i was eagerly taking it up the butt from a brutha i screamed | December 14, 2007 at 1:31 pm
“idiotville shall burn”
veggi | December 14, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Swearing only shows a lack of vocabulary.
lg | December 14, 2007 at 1:38 pm
I can’t listen to more than 30 seconds of her. That breathy little-girl voice and anemic delivery are just too much.
veggi | December 14, 2007 at 1:38 pm
trollville again, eh?.. 31- I would never fucking say such shit!.. ha!
anyway, so, this video, ‘piece of meat’,….. it’s rotten..
terrible. just terrible. I know..
Loves it! | December 14, 2007 at 1:39 pm
God you guys! She looks good and you know it..you just don’t want to admit it! And this is coming from a bitch who has talked shit about her for months. She’s TRYING. Let her be human. She’s a mother of two and she looks DAMN good compared to most women, including me. You are all so PATHETIC and MISERABLE and need to find someone else to put down because, like it not, BRITNEYS BACK BITCHES!!!
hahahahahaha
veggi | December 14, 2007 at 1:40 pm
34- yes, like it not.. good point..
Jimbo | December 14, 2007 at 1:40 pm
@31 Veggi’s Troll – Being a troll shows a lack in intelligence..
PantySniffer | December 14, 2007 at 1:40 pm
I want to sniff her panties.
Sophie | December 14, 2007 at 1:42 pm
34
“She’s a mother of two”
PROVE IT
Texas Tranny | December 14, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Fucking low-life piece of shit trolls.
Jimbo | December 14, 2007 at 1:51 pm
TT, just out of curiosity, how thick is your c u m? I don’t like it too ropey and salty, but too watery makes it seem like all the sucking wasn’t worth the effort.
ps | December 14, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Yes she’s fat but look all the blacks around you, who are twice the size of Britney and still claim they are “healthy” and “in shape”
Jimbo | December 14, 2007 at 1:54 pm
@40. Troll You know that from blowing your brother? How is your brother? Oh yeah he is SFU!!
Athena | December 14, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Damn, I like it, I like the song…
And she looks pretty good too, not the best she has been in th past, but good.
FRIST!!! | December 14, 2007 at 1:56 pm
I can’t WAIT to see this video when I get home!!! Britney’s my hero..
Jimbo | December 14, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Damn, the trolls are out now. I almost wish I hadn’t started talking to TT about cocks. I wonder if that had something to do with it? But hey, I’m not close-minded. I’m secure enough to admit that I’ve been interested, at times
butt | December 14, 2007 at 2:07 pm
34- what bugs me is that she could easily look better,
she was thinner when got out of rehab, and she was skinnier when she first announced that she was filing for divorce.
she eats junk and fraps constantly.
she could look even better than this.
butt | December 14, 2007 at 2:08 pm
34- what bugs me is that she could easily look better,
she was thinner when got out of rehad, and she was skinnier when she first announced that she was filing for divorce.
she eats junk and fraps constantly.
she could look even better than this.
Miserable Bastard | December 14, 2007 at 2:09 pm
The only way this shitfest would be worth watching is if Britney’s “Piece of Me” video was actually an 11PM newsreel of the harbor patrol fishing a trash bag containing her severed head out of the water in Long Beach.
Shanipie | December 14, 2007 at 2:10 pm
So in part of her song she says “I’m miss she’s too big now she’s too thin”
Um…I realize they say that about many celebs, but has anyone ever been concerned that Miss Britney Spears was too thin? Yea…not really.
Sorry Brit, your fat, you suck, get over it.
Good beat tho, I doubt she is responcible for that though.
lux | December 14, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Her hair looks awfull. She needs bangs…I hate her forehead and widows peak hairline, she looks like a f***cking cartoon rodent with that hairline, like minnie mouse!