Britney Spears’ new music video ‘Piece of Me’

December 14th, 2007 // 106 Comments

Here’s a clip from Britney Spears’ new music video for “Piece of Me.” I’m surprised Britney Spears can still lip-synch. I was pretty sure she’d stick her tongue out at the camera then sort of fall over and lick the stage until the song ends. Well played, Britney. I also like how, at the age of 26, she already can’t even play herself and requires a body double. Some performers have to wait until they’re almost 40 for that honor but not Britney. She’s magic!


  1. Debagger

    PIG!! 1st

  2. herman

    she should lose some weight, then she could be hot to me

  3. veggi

    “fall over and lick the stage until the song ends”. You’ve seen me kareokee?..

  4. Ooba Gooba

    Twitney Spears……..one of the Top 5 most worthless celebrities of all time. Utterly useless and stupid.

  5. yesss

    All shots from the chest up.

  6. DXX

    This reminds me of that Michael Jackson video, the one he did just before he jumped off the couch, the one he ranted at the media for focusing on him, what was its name?….

  7. theShizaan

    Looks like she’s completely forgotten how to dance…all she’s got left are cheezy sorority white-girl moves.

  8. Sam

    I like her music. And she is so hot. I noticed her at one big site, it seems that is millionairefriends.com. Sorry. I forget the username.

  9. Auntie Kryst

    Fucktard is still fat. Close ups of her are from tits upward. Any shot of the Christal belly is from 20 feet back.

  10. my comment

    That is quite an unfortunate forehead.

    Anything a surgeon can fix? Shorten her skull? Raise her eyes?

  11. Veggi – How bad was the video? The block it here at work. Maybe that was a good thing..

    On a side note. The add for “Sexy Gifts For HIm” Did you notice that the first guy on the left is looking right at the second guys package?

  12. Danielle

    i think the most realistic part of the clip is the lame ass photogs taking pictures and waving.

    because, the whole slumber party scene with the hoes dancing in mirrors is unlikely. i mean, unless they were told that the video was going to be shown to hugh hefner for a chance to be one of his girlfriends. but seriously, what was the point of that?

    oh, and then britney…wtf? since when does she do videos from the waist up?? get a trainer pronto because that was whack.

  13. Danklin24

    I’m Miss American Dream since I was 17
    Don’t matter if I step on the scene
    Or sneak away to the Philippines
    They still gonna put pictures of my derrière in the magazine

    Worst rhyme ever.

  14. Texas Tranny

    Hey Jimbo,
    It looks like he’s going to suck his cock and the guy is forcing his head down.

  15. butter

    13- you don’t listen to much rap, do you>

  16. veggi

    @13- I don’t have sound, so I couldn’t hear the video. Are you serious??? Wow!

    Jimbo, they should block it nation wide..

  17. Ript1&0

    Morning, Dick.

    I just woke up and I’m really really really thirsty. Mama needs the nectar. In a hurry…. Bad.

  18. iT’S BLOCKED HERE TOO, GUYS. oR MY COMPUTER DOESN’T HAVE THE ADD ONS , WHATEVER, HOW’S YOUR COLD, DID YOU GET MY PERVERTED EMAIL, AND PRETEND ANEXIO IS DUMB..

    Sorry about the capslock, I forgot to turn it off, but I’m not retyping it..

  19. Veggi, I wish they would block it nation wide. My work blocs most everything. I am surprised that I can still get here..

    TT, That is what it looks like..

  20. blahblah

    Love how she recycled her friggin bedazzled bra and panties from her last VMA performance….thrifty!

  21. ugh

    she is so damn lazy, can’t she put down the chalupa so she doesn’t need a body double?
    it is her own damn fault she isn’t skinny.

  22. Ript1&0

    I’m sorry, I meant BAD!

    BAD. BAD. BAD.

  23. BLACK_BARBIE

    Why does she look so MISERABLE when they show her face?

    She looks like she wants to go to sleep and puppeteers are holder
    her up with string.

    WHY WOULD YOU NEED A BODY DOUBLE AT 26?

    And why do ALL WHITE PEOPLE WANT TO BE ANOREXIC?

    Since when is a size 8-10 fat?

  24. Sophie

    Did she pick up that outfit at her hometown Walmart?

  25. veggi

    I just googled her, and I got myself a Taco Bell gift certificate and a referral for a foot doctor..

  26. TT now I wish you hadn’t said that. Work wood is hard to hide

  27. idiotville shall burn

    @26- shut up. we all know the real jimbo, you dumbass.

  28. FagHag

    Jimbo, I bet TT would help you with that and I’d like to watch him suck you off.

  29. @26 I was wondering where you were you stupid fucking troll..

  30. while i was eagerly taking it up the butt from a brutha i screamed

    “idiotville shall burn”

  31. veggi

    Swearing only shows a lack of vocabulary.

  32. lg

    I can’t listen to more than 30 seconds of her. That breathy little-girl voice and anemic delivery are just too much.

  33. veggi

    trollville again, eh?.. 31- I would never fucking say such shit!.. ha!

    anyway, so, this video, ‘piece of meat’,….. it’s rotten..

    terrible. just terrible. I know..

  34. Loves it!

    God you guys! She looks good and you know it..you just don’t want to admit it! And this is coming from a bitch who has talked shit about her for months. She’s TRYING. Let her be human. She’s a mother of two and she looks DAMN good compared to most women, including me. You are all so PATHETIC and MISERABLE and need to find someone else to put down because, like it not, BRITNEYS BACK BITCHES!!!

    hahahahahaha

  35. veggi

    34- yes, like it not.. good point..

  36. @31 Veggi’s Troll – Being a troll shows a lack in intelligence..

  37. PantySniffer

    I want to sniff her panties.

  38. Sophie

    34
    “She’s a mother of two”

    PROVE IT

  39. Texas Tranny

    Fucking low-life piece of shit trolls.

  40. TT, just out of curiosity, how thick is your c u m? I don’t like it too ropey and salty, but too watery makes it seem like all the sucking wasn’t worth the effort.

  41. ps

    Yes she’s fat but look all the blacks around you, who are twice the size of Britney and still claim they are “healthy” and “in shape”

  42. @40. Troll You know that from blowing your brother? How is your brother? Oh yeah he is SFU!!

  43. Athena

    Damn, I like it, I like the song…

    And she looks pretty good too, not the best she has been in th past, but good.

  44. I can’t WAIT to see this video when I get home!!! Britney’s my hero..

  45. Damn, the trolls are out now. I almost wish I hadn’t started talking to TT about cocks. I wonder if that had something to do with it? But hey, I’m not close-minded. I’m secure enough to admit that I’ve been interested, at times

  46. butt

    34- what bugs me is that she could easily look better,
    she was thinner when got out of rehab, and she was skinnier when she first announced that she was filing for divorce.
    she eats junk and fraps constantly.
    she could look even better than this.

  47. butt

    34- what bugs me is that she could easily look better,
    she was thinner when got out of rehad, and she was skinnier when she first announced that she was filing for divorce.
    she eats junk and fraps constantly.
    she could look even better than this.

  48. Miserable Bastard

    The only way this shitfest would be worth watching is if Britney’s “Piece of Me” video was actually an 11PM newsreel of the harbor patrol fishing a trash bag containing her severed head out of the water in Long Beach.

  49. Shanipie

    So in part of her song she says “I’m miss she’s too big now she’s too thin”

    Um…I realize they say that about many celebs, but has anyone ever been concerned that Miss Britney Spears was too thin? Yea…not really.
    Sorry Brit, your fat, you suck, get over it.

    Good beat tho, I doubt she is responcible for that though.

  50. lux

    Her hair looks awfull. She needs bangs…I hate her forehead and widows peak hairline, she looks like a f***cking cartoon rodent with that hairline, like minnie mouse!

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