Britney Spears new album “Blackout” will be hitting shelves early. Originally scheduled to be released November 12, the album will be in stores October 29. I’m marking my calendar right now. I can’t wait to get my copy and, you know, go deaf. The Sun reports:
An unofficial source at her label told me: “The demand for Britney’s new album has taken everyone by surprise. People are desperate to get their hands on it.
“Executives at the label decided to give people what they want, so they opted to get it on the shelves as soon as they possibly could.”
I can’t go anywhere without hearing that Britney’s album is actually really good. Well, no shit. She didn’t even make it. They brought her in for one day at the studio, slapped a Frappucino in one hand, a Chalupa in the other, and told her to say anything into the mic. Just random words, it doesn’t matter. The entire album was already in the can. And, of course, what words came out? “Gimme More.” I mean, how dare they bring her a measly Grande Frappucino? Britney Spears gets at least a bucket of Frap, or she walks.
omg! Frist!…i mean FIRST!!!!! biotches
2nd :(
3rd: Britney bombs again…..who knew?
album again??are u not kiddin!i’m 100% sure no one isnt buying!
Uncensored video shows her tits.
http://www.tvshark.com/read/?art=arc971
I personally am not a cynic. I’m looking forward to her album, it’s gonna be awesome!
She’s dropping it like a salad at McDonald’s baby!
From what I have heard, it sounds like a pathetic ripoff of Nelly Furtado’s “Loose” album.
She’s dropping it like Sean Preston baby! Dropin it like her IQ, Droppin it like her class….. I could go on..
@8
Oh, she’s “loose” alright.
Really? People are looking forward to her new album? It sounds like a lot of PR hype in hopes to launch bigger sales just like the oh so convenient “leaks” of her album on the web. Yeah, right.
thats nasty tt troll. i can see any chicks fat boobs across the u.s. especially deep in the heart of texas. i have nothing left to say about this sad, sad person. except, fish, enough of brit. just like hilton and lohan. give me herpes girl (in this case i mean alba) before the skanks mentioned previously.
Britney’s new album is nothing compared to mine! I’ve got a new album named “Knock-down Drag-Out!”!
You guys had better buy both of our albums or I’ll kick your asses!
I must have a mountain of free time to keep posting on these Britney posts. Christ, why am I not ambitious?
Droppin it like she dropped all the people who used to remind her to wear underwear and shoes. And to bathe.
Ohh Nº 7, that was so funny
hahah i’m not going to buy the album, but i’m sure chris crocker will.
did anyone see his blog that he wrote about not getting the TV show deal with 44Blue Productions, or whatever? now he’s being sued for a million dollars by some bullshit jewelry company. meh. i wish the media and everyone else would leave him alone. he was better off making videos from his own bedroom, rather than trying to be another jeffree star, or perez hilton.
blackout. haha..
geez…. I guess I’d be slippin’ her dollars, but only if i’d been up more than 36 hours and had been at the titty bar since it opened, and all the good ones had moved off to the champagne room… maybe slip her some monopoly money, a couple of hotels down her panties might be something she was in to.
LOL #19……..but, you’re sadly mistaken…………she doesn’t wear panties……………………………… pretty or otherwise.
dropping it like that time I got drunk and then stumbled into the kitchen and then knocked the food off the counter and then spilled the bottles of…………oh screw it……………..FIRST you BITCHES!!!!
#1 What???
I though it was going to say “dropping out” so I laughed. Dropping EARLY??? EARLY???????????????? WTC!!!!
that skank britney wears no panties but the texas tranny does……I believe they are called manties. thank you, now get your lazy no good asses back to work
@23,
Manties are so wonderful, pretty and feminine. They have the best fabric, feels so good rubbing on my cock, keeps me hard all day long.
Wow, you could take cover under her ears to get out of the rain. They stick out like 3 feet!
Nobody writes fiction like PR people.
“People are desperate to get their hands on it. Executives at the label decided to give people what they want, so they opted to get it on the shelves as soon as they possibly could.”
Yeah, moving around release dates (and especially moving them up so an album “drops” sooner) is such a piece of cake, I’m sure that’s exactly how it happened. Those label execs are such great guys. It couldn’t have anything to do with the shitty publicity and they’re afraid that if they wait too long to release it, Britney will have been arrested for drunk driving or accidentally killed one of her kids or gotten married again (to Rick Salomon), something like that. If these people were smart, they’d give away her crappy music and sell a video of her making it. THAT I might pay to see. It’s probably pretty close to what Superficial says.
My first thought when I saw the header “Britney Spears’ new album drops early” was, “Just like her boobs.”
Keep on keepin’ on, TT.
Blackout. How apropos.
Actually – it is coming out October 30th….not 29th
Has the record company informed Brittney that the on sale date has been moved up? Wait I mean has the record company informed Brittney that she made a new album?
Can’t take it, can you? It’s going to be a huge success. Even with the other 99.99% of her life to make fun of, you have to try to deny that she’s still successful in commercial pop music, which is a ridiculous genre anyway. Relax. Give her this crumb. Don’t worry, you’ll still be filled 99.99% with bitterness.
For crying out loud Brit, learn something about fashion! Take a shower and burn those nasty ass boots! And pay a professional to do your hair properly.
Who leaves the house looking like that? Holy crap.
People still buy albums??
She just finished shopping in the “blue Box” behind her.
IT’s her her album dropping early, it is her tits. They are already dropping like the 50 Y/O she looks like.
#30 I don’t care that Britney is successful. People like you will buy absolutely anything, and it’s not surprising that character and decency don’t impact your opinion about who’s likable and who’s not.
I heard they were changing the name to “Frumpy Schmata”
My heart goes out to Britney and all other people who can’t have a private life. I’m proud she is succeeding against all odds…but if we were all in her shoes I think we wouldn’t want the world to know EVERYTHING! I understand this is the life she chose but dang…have respect for her. I would lash out at people too if they were all up in my buisness! I still have nothing but respect for her…I think she was given the same hand I was when it comes to men…my ex wanted a baby and after we had our son…he left! That alone would drive and has driven me to drink! Besides she was fine before “he” came along right? She’ll get it together! She’s a woman…no one’s perfect!
@38
Succeeding against all odds? Hmm, can’t clothe herself, lost custody of her children, selfishly oblivious to her lack of public decorum. Yup she’s a winner allright. I mean Mother Theresa was pretty cool, but she really had it easy in life. Brittney’s a fighter.
But I will grant you that you re correct about the similarity between you and Brittney. It’s just uncanny how your life and Brittney’s are exactly the same. She’s someone you can identify with. Way to go, investing your esteem into a total stranger.
I can’t wait.
I think she is fun, and Im not sick of hearing about her craziness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
her style is very japanese/hippie
If a person deserved to be respected, no one would have to plead with people to respect them.
Respect comes when you do respectable things.
And the whore of Babylon shall wreck havoc and spread her wicked ways…
Her beauty full of allure and deceit… yet everyone flocks behind her and the chaos that ensues…
~Revelations~
Jebus, again with the “show her respect, she’s been through a lot” BS. Christ. People with cancer go through a lot. People who’ve been paralyzed go through a lot. People in Africa go through a lot. Britney Spears is a wealthy white woman in a country that is run mostly for the benefit of wealthy white people. Anything she’s “gone through” as an adult is mostly self-inflicted. Yeah, becoming a child “star” probably helped ruin her, and that’s her parents’ fault, but her failed marriages and her two children that she can’t be bothered to care much about – that’s all her. At some point, you have to grow up and realize that if you have kids, your partying days are mostly over. She is no better now than any other white trash skank who had a couple of kids because she thought babies were cute but after she realized kids actually require care and love, lost interest. At least she can afford to hire (we hope) qualified people to raise her kids and doesn’t have to (we hope) leave them alone in the house for days at a time to fend for themselves while she goes out drinking and whoring. Her selection of K-Fed as a sperm donor – yet more evidence of her poor judgment of character and thus at least half her fault.
Reality does suck sometimes. But still, come join the rest of us there, Britney, instead of listening to ass-kissing fans who tell you you’re doing great because your new album is about to “drop.” And for the love of cheese, wear a fucking bra and underpants. That right there would be a significant improvement over your current image.
i love your site but i’m getting sick of all these I-hate-Britney posts because as funny as some of your past entries have been, Britney Spears is still human and enough is really enough. The reason she is the way she is right now is due to every detail of her life that has led to this moment. That reason can never be understood by any other person who hasn’t experienced those same exact details, so to trash her every move like this is inhumane and far more unrespectable…in my opinion.
What if, Britney:
Bathed
Went to the hairdressers
Bought quality clothing
Looked in a mirror every once in a while
Asked someone’s opinion of her clothing choices before leaving the house
Bought an expresso/coffee maker and learned to use it
Ordered her Cheetos online
Bought panties and wore them
Let someone else drive
Presented herself as a woman and not a drugged up skank
Got a Pope Bubblemobile
Stopped pretending to want her kids
Did porn
I have one thing to say! IT’SBRITNEY BITCHES!!YOU GO GIRL!!Show them haters you are back to stay!!
my girl britney is comming back! GO BRIT!!!!! shes hot, sexy and knows how to keep everyone wondering what shes going to do next!
If Britney took the time to present herself in a respectable way, people would respect her. How hard is that? Take a shower, comb your hair and wear panties. 10-15 minutes, tops. I don’t know what it’s like to be Britney, true. But I know how to wash, comb my hair and dress appropriately in public. What she is saying is that she doesn’t give a damn so why should anyone else give a damn about her?
Maybe she does wash, but she doesn’t look clean)
I’m glad Britney is back. I’m one of those peeps who have no problem separating “the artist” from their personal life. What she does at home is her own business just like everyone else, but when she’s onstage dancing or recording her music, I think her talent speaks for itself. She’s up there with Janet and Madonna, but she’s the youngest so sky’s the limit for her. I hope you keep strong Britney, be confident in yourself. You’ve achieved so much, just do your music ’cause we feel you and when know that you have a good heart, you’re sexy, and you are a star. Stay away from the haters and the jealous ’cause they won’t treat you right. Just concentrate on the music, ’cause music sets us all free. Your music is my muse. Love ‘ya!