Britney Spears’ neighbors just freaking adore her

October 24th, 2007 // 57 Comments
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With fires ravaging Malibu, you’d think the paparazzi would steer clear of Britney Spears’ home which has somehow managed to survive the flames. (I’m blaming black magic.) But the photogs continue to storm Britney’s mansion, and her neighbors are just a wee bit ticked. The New York Observer reports:

“Basically, all the paparazzi are still out there trying to get their Britney shot,” said one resident of the beachy burg. “They don’t even care much about the burning houses.”
He said there are five to ten lensmen around the clock. “It’s insane. Just as bad as it was before, only now there are burning trees.”

Mel Gibson’s wife Robyn who lives near Britney was on hand to talk to the Observer’s source:

“She was like, ‘It’s so annoying that people are more concerned about if Britney Spears’s house was burnt’”–so far, it’s escaped any damage–”‘than their own well-being.’” Mad Max’s wife, who was forced to evacuate along with the couple’s twin boys, went on to say that the situation said horrible things about “people’s priorities.”
“Basically,” said the source, “Britney needs to get the fuck out of Malibu.”

So, what are her neighbors suggesting? That people not take pictures of Britney Spears vagina? That’s like asking the world to stop spinning. In both cases the effects would be devastating. What will children have to fear so you get them to eat their vegetables? The boogey-man? Ha! Next time little Jimmy won’t eat his broccoli; show him a picture of Britney’s vagina. If that doesn’t make him start frantically crying and eating, then I have news for you: Your son’s a robot.


  1. Chef

    At least she is not wearing “The Boots”. She does however own only one pair of sun shades and one necklass. How did she get the boots off? I want to know that.

  2. RustingRabbit

    She is so classy…

    the leopard print, the cigarette, the knatty hair, the tramp stamp…it’s like an American Princess.

  3. marre

    LOOK AT HER LIPS

  4. she most likely stanks

    TUNA BOAT…what a fat whore. Can’t wait until her ‘kids’ are old enough to talk about her!

  5. vett

    “But the photogs continue to storm Britney’s mansion”
    It will only get worse for celebrities, when a good picture is worth loads of ca$h.

  6. RK

    II just want to say that perhaps all of you should take a good look at yourselves. It is too bad that most of society has such narcissistic views! Leave the young lady, and her faults – alone. Give her some space! This is why people lose their mind and hurt themselves – because of holier than thou narcissistic ignorant and immature people who take pleasure in breaking others down little by little until they lose everything – their confidence, their joy in life, their friends and more. She is not seriously over weight – she just needs to tone up a bit and unless you are perfect – which you are not – then keep your nasty malicious comments to yourself. So she’s made a few mistakes – who haven’t. I bet there is at least half a dozen other things that you can focus on in life other than Brittany Spears – such as getting a better job, going to school or going back to school, spending more time with your family, going to church!!! reading your bible or just a good book, focusing on YOU and making YOU a better person.

    Oh, and if you are thinking about reposting with some deliciously scandalous remark – don’t bother because you know I am right about this comment and anything that you have to say that contradicts the above s not worth reading so I will not entertain by even returning to this site. Seriously – lighten up. be a little kinder and remember – WHAT COMES AROUND GOES AROUND and “You reap what you sow.” You plant the seeds (sow), and then later you gather the resulting harvest (reap). The harvest that you reap depends on the kind of seeds you sow. If you sow hate, you will reap a greater hate.

    You sow LOVE and you will find more LOVE will surround you, you sow UNSELFISH ACTS of KINDNESS – and you will get the same back in a greater magnitude. So, it’s your decision – Do you take a look at YOU and start worrying about bettering YOU or do you continue to take the destructive path in life.

    rk

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