With fires ravaging Malibu, you’d think the paparazzi would steer clear of Britney Spears’ home which has somehow managed to survive the flames. (I’m blaming black magic.) But the photogs continue to storm Britney’s mansion, and her neighbors are just a wee bit ticked. The New York Observer reports:
“Basically, all the paparazzi are still out there trying to get their Britney shot,” said one resident of the beachy burg. “They don’t even care much about the burning houses.”
He said there are five to ten lensmen around the clock. “It’s insane. Just as bad as it was before, only now there are burning trees.”
Mel Gibson’s wife Robyn who lives near Britney was on hand to talk to the Observer’s source:
“She was like, ‘It’s so annoying that people are more concerned about if Britney Spears’s house was burnt’”–so far, it’s escaped any damage–”‘than their own well-being.’” Mad Max’s wife, who was forced to evacuate along with the couple’s twin boys, went on to say that the situation said horrible things about “people’s priorities.”
“Basically,” said the source, “Britney needs to get the fuck out of Malibu.”
So, what are her neighbors suggesting? That people not take pictures of Britney Spears vagina? That’s like asking the world to stop spinning. In both cases the effects would be devastating. What will children have to fear so you get them to eat their vegetables? The boogey-man? Ha! Next time little Jimmy won’t eat his broccoli; show him a picture of Britney’s vagina. If that doesn’t make him start frantically crying and eating, then I have news for you: Your son’s a robot.
Rachel | October 24, 2007 at 5:33 pm
I’m the first, Bitch!
bosendorfer | October 24, 2007 at 5:34 pm
i’m sorry to say this, but i believe even people from louisiana are embarrassed by this piece of trash. i can’t wait for it to go far, far away.
Danny Glover | October 24, 2007 at 5:35 pm
I thought Mel Gibson’s wife’s name was SugarTits.
Obligatory comment | October 24, 2007 at 5:36 pm
I bet if Britney and all the papz were Jewish, the Gibsons would be delighted that they’re still camping out as the fire approaches.
bosendorfer | October 24, 2007 at 5:38 pm
nietzsche’s “abortions of decadence” incarnate.
disown!
FRIST!!! | October 24, 2007 at 5:38 pm
What does any of this have to do with Britney???
Roflcer of the Lawl | October 24, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Oh ya sure Mels wife, her vigina is worse than Britneys.
MassGrrl | October 24, 2007 at 5:39 pm
OK, I know the Brit-brigade is probably annoying to the neighbors, but to suggest she needs to move out of Malibu? That’s ridiculous.
Mrs. Mel Gibson is just pissed that no one is staking out her place. Jealous cunt. Or jealous of Britney’s cunt? No, wait. Blech. I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Harvey Weinstein | October 24, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Probably a lot of Jews are in the path of the southern Cal fires, so Mel’s doing one of his crazy-guy dances from the Lethal Weapon movies.
nipolian | October 24, 2007 at 5:40 pm
The reason Britney’s house is safe is because she is doing that cooky fire dance while wearing her son’s bikini.
Jeffrey Dahmer | October 24, 2007 at 5:41 pm
It will have to be an intensely hot fire to render all of her fat.
Just sayin.
Annabel | October 24, 2007 at 5:41 pm
At least she’s wearing her bikini bottom.
Jimbo | October 24, 2007 at 5:42 pm
Just because I enjoy this type of challenge, I’m going to rub one out to the very last picture. I’ll just use my female-plumber fantasy.
leatherdaddy | October 24, 2007 at 5:43 pm
mooooo!
recycler | October 24, 2007 at 5:44 pm
Hopefully we’ll see Giselle’s bikini pictures yet again next, followed by Kim’s birthday pictures.
Sid | October 24, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Up on a hill overlooking Britney’s house, a herd of cattle – owned by MacDonald’s – grazes. As Britney’s house is consumed by the wildfire, the cattle mutter “that’s one for us, motherfucker.”
Riotboy | October 24, 2007 at 5:50 pm
That’s hot!
/the flames from the wildfires that is
FRIST!!! | October 24, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Wow. I never thought Britney would ever be fatter than me!!!
Jimbo | October 24, 2007 at 6:08 pm
You’re not fat, my little tugboat!
Love,
Your Rear Admiral
Leonel | October 24, 2007 at 6:10 pm
What the hell is that crazy lady talking about ? she’s saying people are more concerned about their well being ..well i don’t think any papparazzi owns a house in Malibu, and if so.. then that’s just crazy!! of course they don’t give a shit about the fire.. they don’t fucking care about anything other than just britney spears!! Britney looks weird there .. she needs to work out… and it seems to me she’s cleaning and that’s quite normal, don’t ya think ?I have to say though .. her cd is awesome. I listened to it .. and i like it! . .
Pedro McChang | October 24, 2007 at 6:13 pm
That chain-smoking sow needs to be hog-tied and branded.
Texas Tranny | October 24, 2007 at 6:14 pm
Jimbo, that was beautiful, man! (*wipes away tear*)
MelGibson | October 24, 2007 at 6:19 pm
Please excuse my wife’s little rant. She’s a little ticked because every time she kicks me out of the house Brit lets me stay at hers. Once on a visit, I was putting real good wood into Brit’s tight little woo-hoo and well, you know her dog started barking and licking my butt. The kid’s thought this was so funny they took pictures with Brit’s cell phone and emailed them to my wife. That’s why she’s talking shit to the press.
nipolian | October 24, 2007 at 6:19 pm
Britney cleaning………Normal???…….She’s whacked out on Meth!!! That’s what tweekers do when they are strung out…….they clean. Unfortunately for her she can’t seem to apply any of that tweekness to her personal appearance.
LL | October 24, 2007 at 6:26 pm
Eh, I got nothin’… after Jimbo’s comment, everything else seems kinda lame.
30notes | October 24, 2007 at 6:39 pm
haha, #30, that was hilarious!
What’s the heifer doing? Dance moves on her patio while smoking and cleaning windows?
H | October 24, 2007 at 6:41 pm
No way this bitch is 125lbs @ 5’5”. She’s at LEAST 10lbs heavier.
C. Crocker | October 24, 2007 at 7:03 pm
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE…FIRE!
Kristen Dei from LA (Louisiana that is) | October 24, 2007 at 7:18 pm
#2 has it right…we used to be proud of our little pop tart princess, but now we’d like her to disappear….FOREVER!
Britney Spears is to Louisianians what Jessica Simpson is to Texans….Just put your head down and walk away…fast~and even that is too good of an analogy for our little attention-seeking fallen idol…
***She knows someone’s taking her picture from above…you can see her looking at them in one of the pictures…What does she do? She puts on a show by throwing her hands around and looking like a moron…but hey, at least she still performs something….
Mr. R E Tard | October 24, 2007 at 7:24 pm
Britnee is awesome and u guys shud be ashamed of urselves for making of fun of her.
i’ts not very nice.
why do u want to make fun of her
all she ever did was sing reely good songs.
ur all mean.
sharpeidude | October 24, 2007 at 8:00 pm
You know something? As fucked up as she is in the brain, I think she’d be a wild fuck. She’d probably let you do alot of different stuff to her like tie her to a flaming bed while you go to the kitchen and raid the fridge. Or maybe get her to eat Doritos out of your ass or something like that. Of course you’d have to wrap your schlong in about four layers of latex before the sticking begins!
Poor Britney | October 24, 2007 at 8:05 pm
Doesn’t she realize that the smaller the outfit, the larger one looks?
Sapphire | October 24, 2007 at 8:39 pm
OMG she’s HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
amiha | October 24, 2007 at 8:48 pm
Saw her photo on richmingle.com and have no idea if she is going to date soemone. Anyone knows?
Trevor | October 24, 2007 at 8:56 pm
I think she looks sexy as hell.
Hollywood Agenta | October 24, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Britney should do some goodwill today, and go get some Starbucks for all the photographers that are hanging around her Malibu house. I think the Fish dude is right and some type of Voodoo spell must have saved her house.
After she has refreshed the pap then she needs to go to See’s Candies and buy over a 1,000 pounds of Chocolates, not eat them, but take them to the fire shelters in Malibu for the kids.
Then she need to get 5,000 pounds of Fillet Migon Steak and have that stupid sushi restaurant make some real food for the Fire Fighters, who in the world would think that they only eat diet sushi and veggies.
I can personally guarantee that these acts of goodwill will instantly change her image to rival Mother Teresa and not as the old has been star in the movie “Sunset Blvd.” which is where she is now.
Soy | October 24, 2007 at 9:10 pm
#26
The HEIFER IS randomly driving around California starting fires while chain smoking & drinking frappaawhatevers..
DeeDee | October 24, 2007 at 9:19 pm
You mean The 189lb HEIFER
:(
Igottabemeee | October 24, 2007 at 9:38 pm
Tweaking would explain why she still thinks she’s The Shit and can’t see how ridiculous she looks.
Ript1&0 | October 24, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Yeah we need to get our priorities straight, people. When natural disasters happen – it’s worry about the extremely wealthy and their extremely large very well insured homes first. Where is our compassion?
Jesus would’ve worried about Mel Gibson first, dammit. Don’t taunt Mel or he’ll burn down your house, dammit. Wait… a…. minute…
Britney, get your shit and get out, girl!!! Run!!!
hairextensionsrus | October 24, 2007 at 11:06 pm
Ugh. She looks even fatter than I remember from the morning shots.
tatiana | October 24, 2007 at 11:09 pm
wow. hickey on the rist FROM HER OWN MOUTH. guess she ran out of frappuccinos and decided eat her arm. stay away……
bigfan | October 24, 2007 at 11:12 pm
OMG, kiss ya! So sweet! I saw her on millionaire and celebrity dating site WealthyRomance.com where Charlie Sheen found his girl last May. I heard she is dating a young wealthy guy on that site!
TS | October 25, 2007 at 1:46 am
Fat ass + tramp stamp = Fat bumb tramp bitch. Alright so it’s 1AM and I couldn’t think of anything better to say in my exhaustion.
Tiffanany | October 25, 2007 at 2:33 am
Is it just my imagination, or is that OBVIOUSLY a joint in her hand in the 4th and 6th pictures? I know very well what cigarettes look like, but I’ve never seen someone twist the end of a cigarette up like that. Not that I’m really putting down smoking pot, but when you’re in the middle of a custody battle and have already been given shit for missing drug tests, shouldn’t you try to be more inconspicuous when you smoke? What a retard. Althought that does help explain all the frappuccinos and mixican food…. she’s got the munchies form being baked!!!
Clee Clee | October 25, 2007 at 2:47 am
I don’t think she’s using as much crystaI as much as I think she’s using tons and tons of coke. Crystal annihilates your appetite for weeks on end whereas (in my, ahem, experience) coke suppresses it … for a while. The comedown from a coke binge is a bitch and you sleep and pig your way through it until it’s time to fuck it up again. Coke and Crystal are both stimulants (duh) and using tons of either (or both) screws with the dopamine receptors in your brain and over time will impair your ability to a) feel normal and b) differentiate between reality and fantasy–as evidenced by the fact that she clearly thinks she looks foxy in that hideous bikini that is designed for someone slightly more toned than she is
Mama Pinkus | October 25, 2007 at 4:29 am
That gal needs to go up a couple sizes on her clothing………we’ve all been there and done that but Britney honey it ain’t working…..move it on up.
glyniss | October 25, 2007 at 7:26 am
saggy breast!
D. Richards | October 25, 2007 at 9:46 am
If I was Britney (thank-god I’m not) I would never, ever leave Malibu. I’d make sure to stay so I could fucking terrorize all of the neighbors. I wouldn’t wash but once a week. I’d piss in the street. I might even shit. I’d be like one of the many filthy homeless people, except with money, and a mansion. I like the arrogance of Mel’s wife. Her husband is an anti-semite who was pulled-over for drunken-speed driving and spewed his insane jew-hate at a couple of poor patrol cops. But she wants Britney Spears out of Malibu because of all the attention she gets. Oh, boo. You know what would get you that kind of attention, wife-of Mel? A crucifixion! Yes, you could cruxify a Jewish person on your front lawn. You could have your twins poke the Jew’s ribs with a knife on the end of a stick. Mel could ejaculate all over the Jews stigmata. You’d be front page then, Sweety.
Gina | October 25, 2007 at 10:01 am
pic# 3 & 7
…’neighboring structures collapse with each Pounding Elephant step she makes