Britney Spears’ neighbors just freaking adore her


With fires ravaging Malibu, you’d think the paparazzi would steer clear of Britney Spears’ home which has somehow managed to survive the flames. (I’m blaming black magic.) But the photogs continue to storm Britney’s mansion, and her neighbors are just a wee bit ticked. The New York Observer reports:

“Basically, all the paparazzi are still out there trying to get their Britney shot,” said one resident of the beachy burg. “They don’t even care much about the burning houses.”
He said there are five to ten lensmen around the clock. “It’s insane. Just as bad as it was before, only now there are burning trees.”

Mel Gibson’s wife Robyn who lives near Britney was on hand to talk to the Observer’s source:

“She was like, ‘It’s so annoying that people are more concerned about if Britney Spears’s house was burnt'”–so far, it’s escaped any damage–“‘than their own well-being.'” Mad Max’s wife, who was forced to evacuate along with the couple’s twin boys, went on to say that the situation said horrible things about “people’s priorities.”
“Basically,” said the source, “Britney needs to get the fuck out of Malibu.”

So, what are her neighbors suggesting? That people not take pictures of Britney Spears vagina? That’s like asking the world to stop spinning. In both cases the effects would be devastating. What will children have to fear so you get them to eat their vegetables? The boogey-man? Ha! Next time little Jimmy won’t eat his broccoli; show him a picture of Britney’s vagina. If that doesn’t make him start frantically crying and eating, then I have news for you: Your son’s a robot.