Britney Spears shows off her panties/butt crack

June 30th, 2008 // 165 Comments

I wasn’t going to post these to save you from, well, having to look at them, but here’s Britney Spears showing off her panties in Los Angeles over the weekend. Maybe ‘showing off’ isn’t the right choice of words here, since the photographers basically have their hands up her skirt. I’m not sure why any reasonable human being would attempt to zoom in on Britney Spears’ butthole like that, but this is the paparazzi we’re talking about. I guess we should just be thankful they stopped there. Also, what the hell is going on with the texture of Britney Spears’ private area? It looks like somebody decided to replace her vagina with a dirty old man’s armpit.

NOTE: Pics might be NSFW, depending on how you classify the horrible-looking area around Britney Spears’ taint.

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  1. Sarah

    FIRST

  2. pattycake

    oh my goodness. holy crackho.

  3. pattycake

    oh my goodness. holy crackho.

  4. Sarah

    But yeah it really doesn’t count as “showing off” when they take the picture from under her skirt. Fucking scumbag paps

  5. @ #1 = CUNT

    Wow…. you can actually see the hairs on / around her asshole.. disgustifuck

  6. veggi

    I wish the texture of my ass was like that. When I was a teenage I had serious butt acne rendering it mostly a pocked landscape of craters some of which are near my Big V.

  7. Sarah

    But yeah, it really doesn’t count as “showing off” when they take it from under her skirt, fucking scumbag paps

  8. bigSTEAMYone

    she has a camel toe from behind.. what do they call that ?

  9. delic8

    Honestly, they should just fuck off. Maybe if they left her alone for more than six point two seconds at a time, she would be able to calm down and get her shit together. I honestly feel sorry for her.

  10. delic8

    Honestly, they should just fuck off. Maybe if they left her alone for more than six point two seconds at a time, she would be able to calm down and get her shit together. I really feel sorry for her.

  11. Buzz cut

    Hey, at least she’s WEARING panties now. Though judging from the rear shots I get the impression thst the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

  12. Okay.

    The crack is hairy.

    But the legs in the last pic are hot.

    But hairy crack negates hot legs.

    Final Score: 0

  13. KatiePie

    It’s not the best looking butt but it’s not the worst. At least she’s wearing underwear. Hurray!

  14. katie g

    Can’t fault her when the paps shove the camera up her ass to get a ‘scandelous’ shot. Team Britney!!

  15. shanipie

    Yay, totally unwarrentef pictures taken, thats fucked up.

    On another note entirely….SHAVE YOUR HINEY BRITNEY!!!

  16. Arden

    What bullshit. You shove a camera in her car and then basically up her ass to get a photo and say she’s showing off her undies and ass crack? You should really, really be sued even more than you are.

  17. stupid

    k this is getting dumb… i actually feel bad for her shes not showing off her ass or underwear…. people are going out of their way to take pictures of her ass and underwear from under her dress. you could see anyones underwear if you caught them in those unflattering positions

  18. literarycritic

    It’s a lot harder than it sounds to shave your ass. Especially if you’re 20 lbs overweight. Craning all around trying to see it, you have to be pulling flab outta the way to get to it…

  19. kdolla

    behold the mighty butt labia… and come on y’all that skirt is TOO short.

  20. Lana

    SHAVE YOUR BUTT GIRL. PHEWWWW.

  21. mimi

    LOVE BRITNEY!

  22. britney's weave

    @13, hilarious.

    homegirl is wearing panties. now if we can just work on our skincare routine…

  23. heyyy

    At least she’s wearing underwear..

  24. The "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!" fag.

    “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!”

  25. Looks like the paparazzi mob is back…

  26. Oh great, just great, now I need some Penacilen for my eyes!
    Thanks a lot, Britney’s ass beard!!!!

    Michael
    “Bishop”

    “Getting beautiful Women Into Bed Just Got Easier!”
    http://www.new-alpha.com/seduction.htm

  27. mephesto59

    The backs of her thighs are pretty fuzzy as well

  28. joho777

    Jesus, Brit. When you’ re bent over, and your hem is up to the middle of your butt cheeks, those bright lights flashing behind you mean the paps (that YOU arranged to be here) are taking pictures of your ass. Duh

  29. Those THIGHS haven’t seen a razor in a while! Nevermind the ass crack! Shave your legs, girl!

  30. Guest

    I agree, the papparazi are being ridiculous. I would sue them if I were her. She’s not wearing anything unusually revealing and she’s not trying to flaunt her crotch. Just leave her alone.

  31. Guest

    I agree, the papparazi are being ridiculous. I would sue them if I were her. She’s not wearing anything unusually revealing and she’s not trying to flaunt her crotch. Just leave her alone.

  32. Muff Diver

    Like any of you would kick her out of bed.

    A Britney porn video would be far better than any Paris video could ever be.

  33. @6

    dude @6 hilarioous when is the last time she shaved her ass?

  34. ginger

    29? Totally agree. It would really help matters if she didn’t insist on wearing mini skirts that barely cover her ass and vag. I also agree with 33. Brit would trump Paris. Fortunately, with the way her career is going, that may be her next move.

  35. titty

    Guys, we ALL have ass hair. Leave her alone.

  36. Muff Diver

    LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

    Are said butthairs purchasable?

  37. max

    omg this is disgusting. Whoever took that pic must be blind by now, or had REALLY dark sunglasses.

  38. ldsqtbea

    eww … why did i click on it !!! eww !!!

  39. Jackson'shole

    I was going to say that she looks thinner but then I saw the profile pic and um, no she doesn’t. Ugly from every angle anyway.

  40. Ann

    Should’ve held off on these pics. She’s clearly not flashing her shit here; they’re probing her orifices.

  41. simplicity

    k.. first off
    the up the skirt shots are lame.. it’s not like she was indecently dressed.

    …however…
    she needs to shave her ass.

  42. Pap's are Sickos

    God, she looks like a Zombie on meds. However, I actually feel sorry for her in these pixs since it is obvious that the paps are taking photos using a super zoom lenses up her ass, what a bunch of sickos!

  43. bob

    When the hell is someone going to break the nose of the camera guy who thinks it’s cool to stick a camera up a girl’s dress. She’s just getting out of a car people.

  44. my comment

    She’s got a helluva LOT of broken capillaries and veins on her hind legs.

  45. Corky

    Ketchup and miracle whip! I would like to lick that off her hairy a-hole. My cousin Dave’s was hairier and tasteds good. Only if she doesn’t shower for a week. Yummy!

  46. Mama Pinkus

    She looks depressed. I give her credit for wearing panties.

  47. Dorito Man

    Don’t look where I’m pointing!

  48. La Toya Jackson

    No, Britney Spears didn’t show anything in these pictures. An intrusive pap violated her and took these pictures from whatever angles were necessary.

  49. Puppymama

    I didn’t even hafta look at the nasty bits. Her skin is HORRIFIC. Looks even worse than my 43-year-old skin that has been riddled with sun rays for twice as long as hers has….

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