I wasn’t going to post these to save you from, well, having to look at them, but here’s Britney Spears showing off her panties in Los Angeles over the weekend. Maybe ‘showing off’ isn’t the right choice of words here, since the photographers basically have their hands up her skirt. I’m not sure why any reasonable human being would attempt to zoom in on Britney Spears’ butthole like that, but this is the paparazzi we’re talking about. I guess we should just be thankful they stopped there. Also, what the hell is going on with the texture of Britney Spears’ private area? It looks like somebody decided to replace her vagina with a dirty old man’s armpit.
NOTE: Pics might be NSFW, depending on how you classify the horrible-looking area around Britney Spears’ taint.
Sarah | June 30, 2008 at 8:21 pm
FIRST
jenny | June 30, 2008 at 8:22 pm
ew
pattycake | June 30, 2008 at 8:23 pm
oh my goodness. holy crackho.
pattycake | June 30, 2008 at 8:23 pm
oh my goodness. holy crackho.
Sarah | June 30, 2008 at 8:23 pm
But yeah it really doesn’t count as “showing off” when they take the picture from under her skirt. Fucking scumbag paps
@ #1 = CUNT | June 30, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Wow…. you can actually see the hairs on / around her asshole.. disgustifuck
veggi | June 30, 2008 at 8:24 pm
I wish the texture of my ass was like that. When I was a teenage I had serious butt acne rendering it mostly a pocked landscape of craters some of which are near my Big V.
Sarah | June 30, 2008 at 8:24 pm
But yeah, it really doesn’t count as “showing off” when they take it from under her skirt, fucking scumbag paps
bigSTEAMYone | June 30, 2008 at 8:25 pm
she has a camel toe from behind.. what do they call that ?
delic8 | June 30, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Honestly, they should just fuck off. Maybe if they left her alone for more than six point two seconds at a time, she would be able to calm down and get her shit together. I honestly feel sorry for her.
delic8 | June 30, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Honestly, they should just fuck off. Maybe if they left her alone for more than six point two seconds at a time, she would be able to calm down and get her shit together. I really feel sorry for her.
Buzz cut | June 30, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Hey, at least she’s WEARING panties now. Though judging from the rear shots I get the impression thst the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.
dude | June 30, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Okay.
The crack is hairy.
But the legs in the last pic are hot.
But hairy crack negates hot legs.
Final Score: 0
KatiePie | June 30, 2008 at 8:50 pm
It’s not the best looking butt but it’s not the worst. At least she’s wearing underwear. Hurray!
katie g | June 30, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Can’t fault her when the paps shove the camera up her ass to get a ‘scandelous’ shot. Team Britney!!
shanipie | June 30, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Yay, totally unwarrentef pictures taken, thats fucked up.
On another note entirely….SHAVE YOUR HINEY BRITNEY!!!
Arden | June 30, 2008 at 9:02 pm
What bullshit. You shove a camera in her car and then basically up her ass to get a photo and say she’s showing off her undies and ass crack? You should really, really be sued even more than you are.
stupid | June 30, 2008 at 9:04 pm
k this is getting dumb… i actually feel bad for her shes not showing off her ass or underwear…. people are going out of their way to take pictures of her ass and underwear from under her dress. you could see anyones underwear if you caught them in those unflattering positions
literarycritic | June 30, 2008 at 9:09 pm
It’s a lot harder than it sounds to shave your ass. Especially if you’re 20 lbs overweight. Craning all around trying to see it, you have to be pulling flab outta the way to get to it…
kdolla | June 30, 2008 at 9:09 pm
behold the mighty butt labia… and come on y’all that skirt is TOO short.
Lana | June 30, 2008 at 9:14 pm
SHAVE YOUR BUTT GIRL. PHEWWWW.
mimi | June 30, 2008 at 9:23 pm
LOVE BRITNEY!
britney's weave | June 30, 2008 at 9:23 pm
@13, hilarious.
homegirl is wearing panties. now if we can just work on our skincare routine…
heyyy | June 30, 2008 at 9:33 pm
At least she’s wearing underwear..
The "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!" fag. | June 30, 2008 at 9:36 pm
“LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!”
Jamie Spears Insider | June 30, 2008 at 9:38 pm
Looks like the paparazzi mob is back…
Michael "Bishop" Emery | June 30, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Oh great, just great, now I need some Penacilen for my eyes!
Thanks a lot, Britney’s ass beard!!!!
Michael
“Bishop”
“Getting beautiful Women Into Bed Just Got Easier!”
http://www.new-alpha.com/seduction.htm
mephesto59 | June 30, 2008 at 9:52 pm
The backs of her thighs are pretty fuzzy as well
joho777 | June 30, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Jesus, Brit. When you’ re bent over, and your hem is up to the middle of your butt cheeks, those bright lights flashing behind you mean the paps (that YOU arranged to be here) are taking pictures of your ass. Duh
Iver Jane | June 30, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Those THIGHS haven’t seen a razor in a while! Nevermind the ass crack! Shave your legs, girl!
Guest | June 30, 2008 at 10:10 pm
I agree, the papparazi are being ridiculous. I would sue them if I were her. She’s not wearing anything unusually revealing and she’s not trying to flaunt her crotch. Just leave her alone.
Guest | June 30, 2008 at 10:10 pm
I agree, the papparazi are being ridiculous. I would sue them if I were her. She’s not wearing anything unusually revealing and she’s not trying to flaunt her crotch. Just leave her alone.
Muff Diver | June 30, 2008 at 10:13 pm
Like any of you would kick her out of bed.
A Britney porn video would be far better than any Paris video could ever be.
@6 | June 30, 2008 at 10:18 pm
dude @6 hilarioous when is the last time she shaved her ass?
ginger | June 30, 2008 at 10:29 pm
29? Totally agree. It would really help matters if she didn’t insist on wearing mini skirts that barely cover her ass and vag. I also agree with 33. Brit would trump Paris. Fortunately, with the way her career is going, that may be her next move.
titty | June 30, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Guys, we ALL have ass hair. Leave her alone.
Muff Diver | June 30, 2008 at 10:43 pm
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
Are said butthairs purchasable?
max | June 30, 2008 at 10:46 pm
omg this is disgusting. Whoever took that pic must be blind by now, or had REALLY dark sunglasses.
ldsqtbea | June 30, 2008 at 10:46 pm
eww … why did i click on it !!! eww !!!
Jackson'shole | June 30, 2008 at 10:54 pm
I was going to say that she looks thinner but then I saw the profile pic and um, no she doesn’t. Ugly from every angle anyway.
Ann | June 30, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Should’ve held off on these pics. She’s clearly not flashing her shit here; they’re probing her orifices.
simplicity | June 30, 2008 at 11:19 pm
k.. first off
the up the skirt shots are lame.. it’s not like she was indecently dressed.
…however…
she needs to shave her ass.
Pap's are Sickos | June 30, 2008 at 11:28 pm
God, she looks like a Zombie on meds. However, I actually feel sorry for her in these pixs since it is obvious that the paps are taking photos using a super zoom lenses up her ass, what a bunch of sickos!
bob | June 30, 2008 at 11:35 pm
When the hell is someone going to break the nose of the camera guy who thinks it’s cool to stick a camera up a girl’s dress. She’s just getting out of a car people.
my comment | July 1, 2008 at 12:02 am
She’s got a helluva LOT of broken capillaries and veins on her hind legs.
Corky | July 1, 2008 at 12:02 am
Ketchup and miracle whip! I would like to lick that off her hairy a-hole. My cousin Dave’s was hairier and tasteds good. Only if she doesn’t shower for a week. Yummy!
Mama Pinkus | July 1, 2008 at 12:03 am
She looks depressed. I give her credit for wearing panties.
Dorito Man | July 1, 2008 at 12:32 am
Don’t look where I’m pointing!
La Toya Jackson | July 1, 2008 at 12:35 am
No, Britney Spears didn’t show anything in these pictures. An intrusive pap violated her and took these pictures from whatever angles were necessary.
Puppymama | July 1, 2008 at 12:44 am
I didn’t even hafta look at the nasty bits. Her skin is HORRIFIC. Looks even worse than my 43-year-old skin that has been riddled with sun rays for twice as long as hers has….