A source close to Britney Spears says the Los Angeles Department of Children & Family Services has been contacting her because they’re concerned about the well being of her kids after her recent string of “bizarre” public behavior. The source says:
“The department has been calling Britney trying to set up a meeting with her, so they can check on [Spears' baby sons Sean Preston and Jaden James]. The calls started after this recent bout of bizarre public behavior.”
But they are not the only ones worried about Spears. Her family is aghast at her all-night partying with Hilton and Davis and were mortified when, on four separate occasions, Spears was shot by paparazzi not wearing any underwear. The family source said her mother, Lynne, “is very disturbed and has been trying to get a hold of Britney, but she can’t. Lynne, Britney’s brother, Brian, and her dad, Jamie, are very upset and are trying to stage an intervention with [Spears' manager] Larry Rudolph’s help.”
Three different times, Britney has checked into L.A. hotels like the Viceroy with Hilton, rather than go home to her sons, who are presumably being watched by her mother.
What normal person would be this happy leaving a liquor store empty handed wearing a lei? I mean, what? Shouldn’t she be riding a giraffe and playing a trumpet that shoots out rainbows? If nobody steps in and saves her kids Britney’s gonna end up shipping them off to Neverland on a boat she crafted out of toilet paper.
shortyjenny–
It is not your opinion that bothers me, rather it is your inability to express yourself in a coherent and grammatically correct manner. Your posts are so poorly written that they make Lindsay Lohan’s letter to the Altman family look like the work of Henry James.
Your shit hurts my brain.
If my posts make your brain hurt don’t read them. What is now bash on me for no reason time. Grow up!!!!
shortYjenny- cut it out with the fucking !!!!
that’s annoying.
and as for a post waaaaay back that pissed me the fuck off-
#93. Posted by katie on December 6, 2006 1:10 PM
thats what happens when you have kids too young before you have done your own thing. i feel bad for her, she had kids when she wasnt ready bc shes massively insecure and wanted unconditional love. she looked for it in all the wrong places. it doesnt help that shes a hick from the south and many of those people have kids young, and are taught it should be their ambition in life. that being said, if i had spawn in federline i would live the kids at home too…in a dumpster.
You are retarded, right? Please tell me you are retarded. And you have never been allowed out of one of the Square States, right? Please tell me you have never left your hometown of 150 people and they don’t have cable there yet either.
You think those of us in the south live on Tara and beat our niggers with sticks and say things like “Whoa is me! Ah’s sooo lonely Ah thanks Ah needs to have me sum puppies and then Aunt Jemima can help me births it!”
You fucking idiot. “Those people”? Just who are “those people?” Do you think the South is like a 3rd-world country where we are all barefoot and pregnant by 12 by our drunken uncle? My cousin was, but I digress…
You need to read a newspaper, travel, watch some national news, OR! shut the fuck up.
Sorry I won’t do these anymore!!!! I had no idea that annoyed people. Sorry once again.
Hey if you want a good laugh go to this website
http://home.att.net/~hideaway_today/t041/xmas_santa.swf
I bees from da South and down around these parts wes like to get beat on the court house steps by ours wife beater wearin’, tobacco spitin’, no tooth havin’, skinny as an ole toothpick husbans. Which usually bees our cusin named Bubba or our uncle named Bo. Sometimes if wees real special, our daddies or brothers will plant a special seed in our bellies and we be havin’ us some of them there chilren’ everybody bees talkin bout.
#141 – coffee is all over my monitor now. Thx. >^D
#165 – good insights
#174 – refer to post #7.
E.J is on FIRE this AM – you go!
Shorty,
So Brit’s recent behavior did not trigger Children’s Services to follow up on something from April? You’re saying that one set of events is completely independent from the other?
How naive are you? That’s like saying that the WTC disaster was an event independent from the USA declaring war in Afghanistan on Al-Qaida(sp?) and Osama!
Go back to the Britney fan club site from whence you came. Or back to junior high school – whichever is more appropriate. You brought the bashing upon yourself, so you have no one else to blame.
Like I said before, I am not a Britney fan. All I was saying is that the social services were doing a follow up on Britney from the april event. In April Sean Preston got the skull fracture. I’m sorry if I have made anyone mad. That’s not what I was trying to do. I was just telling people my oppinion.
Whoreyjenny, I would like you to meet Mr. Comma. Mr. Comma, I would like you to meet Whoreyjenny. Perhaps, Mr. Comma, you can introduce Whoreyjenny to Mr. Apostrophe (go ahead and look up what the word means, I’ll wait). It has become apparent that you have never met with either of these guys in the past.
Seriously, I have students in the 8th grade with better grasps on the English language.
Here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostrophe_(mark)
And here: owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/grammar/g_comma.html
Come back when you can write like a big girl. Maybe someone will reward you with a lolly.
Having now seen all the crotch shots I will ever need or want to view, of Britney or any other celebrity, I can’t help by think this girl has planned this whole debacle with some skeevy middle aged leeching manager and or lawyer. As a sort of “sexy comeback” campaign gone terribly wrong.
As for any alleged action by Child Welfare Services against this poor retarded girl, that’s not going to happen in a million years. Look no further than Courtney Love & her kid, Frances Bean [who no doubt will need therapy the rest of her god-forsaken life]. Love had to have a complete & utter break with reality and descent into drug addiction god knows how long before anyone did a damn thing to help the poor kid.
As for this comment at #206, “You think those of us in the south live on Tara and beat our niggers with sticks and say things like “Whoa is me! Ah’s sooo lonely Ah thanks Ah needs to have me sum puppies and then Aunt Jemima can help me births it!”
You fucking idiot. “Those people”? Just who are “those people?” Do you think the South is like a 3rd-world country where we are all barefoot and pregnant by 12 by our drunken uncle? My cousin was, but I digress…
You need to read a newspaper, travel, watch some national news, ”
Actually, I’ve been down South to several states, and while many Southerners are decent if a bit socially irrelevant & prone to using way too much hairspray, they’re not ALL retarded. Just the majority and all those who voted for guys like Jesse Helms, Trent Lott & their ilk – ooh, wait, that may just indicate a majority. So maybe ya’ll are all retarded down there; there must be a reason that films keep depicting the South as scary, inbred and full of gun-toting lunatics without teeth or with rotting stumps inside their mouths….ala “Wrong Turn” and going all the way back to “Deliverance” [watching that is the camping equivalent to watching "Psycho" then heading for the shower].
:-P
The vitriol in response to a couple of comments mildly defending Britney Spears is unbelievable. Considering the way the regulars joined in an Amen chorus suggesting that any of us “trolls” leave the web site, to refer to us as Al Queda sympathizers who should be shot in the name of freedom is laughable.
As a single dad with full custody of three boys I am fully aware of the need to let off steam now and then in order to stay mentally healthy. While flashing the family jewels and taking drugs is not necessarily the correct way to do it, it doesn’t logically follow that Britney Spears is the incarnate of corruption and evil as she is portrayed here.
Ultimately, what I have been trying to say is that a more open minded and critical analysis would be far more appropriate than merely mud slinging.
It’s ironic that Pink wrote that song about herself being “my own worst enemy” and being told to be like “damn Britney Spears” by her record label and handlers – I have a feeling we’d never see Pink’s bits & pieces hanging out for the paparazzi to photograph 4 times. I hope poor little Pink is laughing her ass off about this whole mess.
Lance614 – keep in mind the average age of the participants on this board is probably 23 or close to it. There are a lot of little punks on this board, with big fat attitudes who’d piss themselves if they had to open their pieholes in a F2F meeting with the objects of their attacks, including other board members. I know I’d personally be able to slap the living shit out of a few here – and trust me, that’s not bragging, that’s angry menopausal bitch over 40 talking. Anyone who thinks they can take on a chick over 40 who’s having hot flashes is clearly and pointedly completely clueless and retarded. OT: [If the Bush Admin wanted to win the war in Iraq & Afghanistan, they'd send in a bunch of over 40 yr old white women with hot flashes & massive weapons. We'd wipe those two sand heaps clean of any human rag wearing assholes very quickly.]
@211, If anything I’m being TOO merciful, you pinko.
:)
“I know I’d personally be able to slap the living shit out of a few here”
hahahahahahaha, well, go right ahead bubba, tell Data to energize and bring you right over douchebag.
Barbado. I am a former chairman of Young Americans for Freedom, worked on the Reagan campaign and am so libertarian/conservative that I would make you look like an FDR New Dealer. There is definitely a first time for everything, and this is the first time anyone ever referred to me as a pinko.
Seriously stop, you’re killing me.
and all of this started because I still believe that was Brandon Davis coming out of the liquor store behind Britney and no one ever said yes or no.
Yes, yes it was.
“hahahahahahaha, well, go right ahead bubba, tell Data to energize and bring you right over douchebag.”
Some men like to be slapped around a bit and you know what, bitch, you’re salivating right now hoping that the Enterprise really isn’t just a tiny little prop sitting inside some geek’s hermetically sealed cabinet after he won it on eBay.
Just step a little closer to the monitor and let AP give you a few smacks, you tiny little pissant.
:-D
CNN reported yesterday that “Britney Spears” was the most searched phrase on Yahoo last year. World Wide Wrestling was the 2nd most searched phrase…..and hey, we Yankees up here in the Nawth know that all that Web searching is performed by supremely intelligent Southerners with PhDs in physics, astronomy and math, not inbred pud-pullers and wife beaters, slurping on Bud, sitting in a beat up Barcolounger covered in filth, revelling in their nightly dose of “real wrestling” & siliconed babes on steroids. Of course not!
“I am a former chairman of Young Americans for Freedom, worked on the Reagan campaign and am so libertarian/conservative that I would make you look like an FDR New Dealer.”
We New Dealers resemble those remarks, you fascist pig.
PS: gauche though it may be, I’m going to confess upfront that Reagan being dead is not a bad thing and it couldn’t have happened to a more worthless former President, and it should’ve happened sooner but that Nancy made a pact with Satan to keep him around for as long as he was, poor demented bastard.
@220….hehehehe I’ll put on my leather Dolce & Gabbana mankini.
Hey Annoying… for your comment @ 210 commenting back to 206… please see that I am not the one who wrote what you are referring to. In the future, please make sure you address the correct person. My comment @ 206 (making fun of the way southerns speak) was a JOKE. I am from the south and I am fortunate enough to have ALL my teeth (perfectly white and perfectly straight if truth be told), I don’t use ANY hairspray, I have my masters degree, I have traveled and I work for a living. I am 28 and I have no babies but I am married. And although I may have a gun, I certainly don’t “tote” it around.
Guys, guys…let’s not fight. This is what she wants – to flash her baby machine our way and confuse us. It’s like her only super-power. Then we start fighting amongst ourselves and miss the bigger picture: When is someone going to have the intelligence and balls to take that lei, wrap it around tight and pull until her demonic eyes pop out of her head? Plus, we ought to take a moment to remember that we have to also figure out a way to sterilize Fed-Ex to stop the flow of Federspawn into the world.
Let’s work together to fight the real menace! Britney’s la-la and stupidity are just red herrings!
Thanks, 207. :)
210, what the hell is “socially irrelevant”? I can’t decide if you mean “irreverent” as in we don’t give a fuck if you think we’re polite or not, or if you really meant “irrelevant” as in… you don’t think it matters if you’re friends with us or not?
Either way is wrong. There is no “South” anymore, except maybe in some backwoods town of population 50. Thanks to globalization, we’re pretty much the same as everywhere else, except for the ever-lingering slightly-noticable accent. And, no, we aren’t taught to have children at a young age. We also read, write, and spell passably well – certainly better than Lohan.
The reason they make Western movies is because people like them. They’re no more realistic than movies like Air Force One and Independence Day that portray the president of the U.S. as competant, caring, and kick-ass when, in reality, they are generally imbicilic assholes who would wet their pants in a real emergency.
For further proof that movies do not imitate real life, I remind you that, in the movies, Lohan is attractive and eloquence.
…eloquent.
Shit, typed too fast. Heh. :D
Just a quick late nite pass – EJ @226-7 – Socially irrelevant – we who actually think a woman’s womb is her own not controlled by the Baby Jesus & the Big Sky Pixie, and who don’t think WallyWorld & the Waltons are spreading good jobs across America, and well….a whole lot more socially and ethically progressive things, we don’t much give a rat’s tiny little turd about the South. There I said it – y’all take that conservativism and stick it up your tight butts. It’s socially irrelevant to the rest of our society. That shit needs to be marginalized, much the way Britney Spears needs to be. Passing anti-progress legislation [no cloning, no human embryo stem cell research funds, etc.] will one day be revealed as the anti-human, dangerously retarded agenda that it is. The Shrub will be known as the former Pres who’s most socially irrelevant.
As progress marches onward in the various sciences and medical fields, the “flat Earth” & “intelligent design” morons and their attitudes that are peculiarly persistent Down South will wither. But probably not before Texans see to it that the polar ice all melts and takes out California and the Eastern seaboard. However, hope springs eternal….When I’m buying my first RePet [cloning pets] you folks down South will just be realizing that there really were Neanderthals and it’s not all an elaborate hoax by the followers of Darwin.
And frankly, those Bible thumping ways are so tediously & socially IRRELEVANT.
http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/relevant –
See 1(c) – as in the OPPOSITE OF THAT definition.
blah blah blah. You get the picture.
And yeah, Knucklehead, I know that movies are make-believe…what a concept! The movies I noted weren’t Westerns either. Sheesh.
http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/relevant – See 1(c) – THE OPPOSITE OF THAT DEFINITION.
re Movies being make-believe…gee, ya think??
BTW, the 2 films I noted in the post you objected to, they’re not Westerns. Go look them up on http://www.imdb.com.
Hey Annoying (which is what you have really become)! You think that southerns are all “tight butts” and small minded, yada, yada, yada. But do you see how ironic it is that you are being so small minded about the south? Pretty funny! Maybe one day you will crawl out from under that rock where you’ve been living or maybe out of that southern’s “tight butt” and realize this isn’t Civil War times. We’ve come a long way, baby!
Did she rope a steer for that bigass medallion, or was that for mastering the mustache rides?
yeah, where the hell are her friends or parents?