Britney Spears needs an intervention

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A source close to Britney Spears says the Los Angeles Department of Children & Family Services has been contacting her because they’re concerned about the well being of her kids after her recent string of “bizarre” public behavior. The source says:

“The department has been calling Britney trying to set up a meeting with her, so they can check on [Spears’ baby sons Sean Preston and Jaden James]. The calls started after this recent bout of bizarre public behavior.”

But they are not the only ones worried about Spears. Her family is aghast at her all-night partying with Hilton and Davis and were mortified when, on four separate occasions, Spears was shot by paparazzi not wearing any underwear. The family source said her mother, Lynne, “is very disturbed and has been trying to get a hold of Britney, but she can’t. Lynne, Britney’s brother, Brian, and her dad, Jamie, are very upset and are trying to stage an intervention with [Spears’ manager] Larry Rudolph’s help.”

Three different times, Britney has checked into L.A. hotels like the Viceroy with Hilton, rather than go home to her sons, who are presumably being watched by her mother.

What normal person would be this happy leaving a liquor store empty handed wearing a lei? I mean, what? Shouldn’t she be riding a giraffe and playing a trumpet that shoots out rainbows? If nobody steps in and saves her kids Britney’s gonna end up shipping them off to Neverland on a boat she crafted out of toilet paper.