A source close to Britney Spears says the Los Angeles Department of Children & Family Services has been contacting her because they’re concerned about the well being of her kids after her recent string of “bizarre” public behavior. The source says:
“The department has been calling Britney trying to set up a meeting with her, so they can check on [Spears' baby sons Sean Preston and Jaden James]. The calls started after this recent bout of bizarre public behavior.”
But they are not the only ones worried about Spears. Her family is aghast at her all-night partying with Hilton and Davis and were mortified when, on four separate occasions, Spears was shot by paparazzi not wearing any underwear. The family source said her mother, Lynne, “is very disturbed and has been trying to get a hold of Britney, but she can’t. Lynne, Britney’s brother, Brian, and her dad, Jamie, are very upset and are trying to stage an intervention with [Spears' manager] Larry Rudolph’s help.”
Three different times, Britney has checked into L.A. hotels like the Viceroy with Hilton, rather than go home to her sons, who are presumably being watched by her mother.
What normal person would be this happy leaving a liquor store empty handed wearing a lei? I mean, what? Shouldn’t she be riding a giraffe and playing a trumpet that shoots out rainbows? If nobody steps in and saves her kids Britney’s gonna end up shipping them off to Neverland on a boat she crafted out of toilet paper.
jrzmommy | December 6, 2006 at 10:30 am
You mean it’s against the law to not wear underpants?
BarbadoSlim | December 6, 2006 at 10:33 am
Guess what? If you don’t take care of ya’ kids you don’t get to keep’em. Hope she gets what she deserves.
Y’all
VeryLiberating.com | December 6, 2006 at 10:33 am
Gah!
http://www.veryliberating.com
Nikk The Templar | December 6, 2006 at 10:34 am
BarbadoSlim….I totally agree.
ImaCracka | December 6, 2006 at 10:37 am
5th!!!
MAn I need a life
enfilade | December 6, 2006 at 10:39 am
She needs more vodka!
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
wedgeone | December 6, 2006 at 10:39 am
How nice that SOMEONE WHO CAN is finally stepping up to stop this madness. LADCFS should go over to Brit’s mansion with a warrant & take away the kids. K-Earl isn’t mature enough to have them, & Brit’s too wrapped up with Paris to want them.
Hmmm . . . Brit starts hanging out with Paris . . . bizzare behavior starts happening. . . kids start getting ignored . . . family starts getting ignored . . . coincidence?
Doesn’t one’s character & motives become immediately suspect when you don’t return calls from government officials?
particle)man | December 6, 2006 at 10:41 am
eighth nukka!
*did i just pull a kramer?*
llllllllll | December 6, 2006 at 10:41 am
Who says she left the liquor store empty handed?
Don Cuervo is her friend and he’s hiding in her crotch…. In your face paparazzi, she thinks with a smile.
jrzmommy | December 6, 2006 at 10:43 am
So why doesn’t their father step in and take the children? OH! That’s right, because he’s out doing the same thing…..with porn stars…and the kids would cramp his style. It’s only bad when the mother behaves this way, I forgot.
debisis | December 6, 2006 at 10:44 am
She needs an attitude adjustment and reality check as anyone can understand, but she’s not crazed like others have said.
I think she’s getting back at her ex and the porn star. Which is just a dumb and lame way to go about it..and over him? EW.
Obviously she thinks she’s going to have a career. But hey, I would not be surprised. Our entertainment industry is already stupid as it is. Why not
danielle | December 6, 2006 at 10:44 am
Photographing Britney is as pointless as taking pictures of a wall splattered with ketchup. This broad is just loving the attention.
If she were to quit her job of being a “popstar” and become the manager of a fish shack….they’d probably still give her the attention.
Just waiting for the next cooter flash.
bigsteamyone | December 6, 2006 at 10:46 am
it looks like britney is starting to shave her hairline too. or she is getting male patterned baldness. Now thats a big forehead !!!!
Spindoc | December 6, 2006 at 10:47 am
The Post has been blind iteming the hell outta her. Saying basically “Which celebutant was seen having sex in the bathroom etc…” kind of items, then the next day talking about how much Britt Likes the clubs and sticking in a phrase like “Out source even saw her in the bathroom with Brandon Davis”
So basically based on the blind items she has been hoovering up coke, getting fucked by sweaty greasy fat guys in the bathroom of clubs and possibly also having sex with PAris Hilton.
A Month ago I wouldn’t have believed it, but I actually think there is a chance that K-Fed could get the kids.
Jacquelantern | December 6, 2006 at 10:48 am
Well its about time…. who the hell didn’t see this one comin’??
BarbadoSlim | December 6, 2006 at 10:51 am
I propose that they investigate possible drug abuse (since her latest tour has to do with club bathroom stalls), submit her to mandatory drug testing, like they would any common crackwhore.
Jacquelantern | December 6, 2006 at 10:53 am
As for how she looks in the photo… pretty decent lets go through the checklist…
1. Bra
2. Decent hair extensions
3. Wearing pants.. that way it doesn’t matter if she is going commando.. we all don’t have to know about it
4. Some Make-up…
5. lei so she looks like more of an idiot
beefgoddess | December 6, 2006 at 10:55 am
Wow, and I was actually rooting for her not too long ago! I guess she’s finding out what it feels like to be a young single mom all couped up! In lieu of recent behavior, you’d think she was on drugs, especially to be in Paris’ company.
BarbadoSlim | December 6, 2006 at 10:55 am
#10, the point is none of them should have the kids, ’til they start behaving like civilized human beings, no way Earl is gonna pull it off (see Char’s kids) but they MIGHT scare her straight.
| December 6, 2006 at 10:56 am
Brit needs way more than an intervention.
MargeAggedon | December 6, 2006 at 10:56 am
Trailer trash single moo fobs unwanted kids off on relatives so she can party.
Gee that’s new.
carrie bradshaw | December 6, 2006 at 10:59 am
Britney’s life is pretty much just a 1/2 episode of C.O.P.S.. I hope they show it live on the 5 o’clock news when they come take her kids away.
dark | December 6, 2006 at 11:00 am
Give Shar custody.
jrzmommy | December 6, 2006 at 11:00 am
I don’t think either of them are fit to own Sea Monkeys, let alone be parents..I’m just sayin’ if KFuck really wanted the kids now’s his chance to be a father….and no one is giving him shit or demanding he submit to a drug test (of all the idiodic things.) or questioning the crowd he’s running with.
BarbadoSlim | December 6, 2006 at 11:00 am
And another thing, It’s not like I give a rat’s ass if her and her progeny were put out of commission in the grizzliest manner possible. It’s the fact that millions of little wiggaz and britnney clones are looking at this and thinking WOW!! I could do that.
then WE as a society would have to deal with the consequences
mrs.t | December 6, 2006 at 11:01 am
#8, Particleman: so now you’re a racist? I thought you only hated Triangle Man? And maybe Person Man.
actually, I just really like your name.
Spindoc | December 6, 2006 at 11:04 am
Uh Oh, a “They Might Be Giants” reference?! It just got kinda nerdy in here. ;)
mrs.t | December 6, 2006 at 11:11 am
If she and Paris come out as an Official Lesbian Couple, I may need to reverse my stance on gay marriage. How gross is it that Paris and Brit go home early cuz they ‘miss the babies’? Child services needs to focus on Paris Hilton being in the home far more than any drugs Brit might be ingesting. After all, babies love cocaine flavored breastmilk.
Paris is the root of all this trouble: “Brit, trust me. I’ve cared for my animal-babies for years. You just make sure they have food and water. Shave your snatch and let’s GO-we’re going to get a shitty booth at Hyde if we’re not there by midnight….we’ll be back by noon, they’ll be fine. God, you are SUCH a Debbie.”
HolisticWisdomcom | December 6, 2006 at 11:11 am
I can understand wanting a week to blow off some steam after being with KFed for all those wasted months. However, if she continues much longer with all this she may have some consequences she was not counting on.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
happy_bunny | December 6, 2006 at 11:12 am
She’s looking doughy.
UNWASHEDMASSES | December 6, 2006 at 11:12 am
This is a public service announcement. Everyone reading this please comply. Do not – I repeat – DO NOT purchase or even download Britney’s comeback CD. Even if this disc defies God and natural order and is elevated to the vaulted heights of works by The Beatles, Elvis and U2, do not have a hand in making it a success. I say this not to be punitive towards Mrs. Federline, not to punish her for being a bad parent and an even worse human being. But to cause even greater travesties! Imagine Brit-Brit after a miserable failed comeback attempt – her album charting no higher than 148, her hottest single being eclipsed by a James Taylor tune. Picture a Britney whose never latent insecurities explode in the public eye. No panties? After the total mental and financial collapse of her upcoming record she’ll be walking around Times Square completely naked and out of her mind, jabbering endlessly about conspiracies involving Christina Aguilera and Kabbalah-affiliated demons. Her weight will balloon up to 250 pounds, and Star magazine will feature blurry, grainy covershots of a Sasquatch-like Britney lumbering into some concealing copse, a chalupa in one hand and Jayden James sucking on her teat in the other. Seriously, let’s organize the failure now. Should we succeed, we’ll have posting material for months on end.
normella | December 6, 2006 at 11:13 am
oh but, jrzmommy, didn’t you know?
Dads don’t matter. They can be photographed looking like complete douchebags while the Moms get threatened by child services for showing up at a club without underwear on. :)
I think Britney’s going through some shit right now, but jrzmommy’s right. Nobody’s saying shit about that tool of a father and he has FOUR kids he ignores.
mrs.t | December 6, 2006 at 11:15 am
Spindoc-how did you NOT know I’m a huge nerd? And wasn’t it mandatory to do a year of TMBG listening if you attended college in the late eighties?
Part two-my husband came home with one of their “kids” albums, and I honestly missed the point. I defy anyone to find a difference between a “regular” TMBG record and one for “kids”.
PapaHotNuts | December 6, 2006 at 11:26 am
I was excited because I thought the headline stated
“Britney Spears Ignores an Intersection”
and she was killed by a speeding Yugo.
BarbadoSlim | December 6, 2006 at 11:32 am
I don’t see how anyone can turn this into an Men vs Women issue we’ve torn Earl many an asshole.
just the same, BRING IT ON Sugartits !!
superstar | December 6, 2006 at 11:33 am
Obviously she needs to get away from Paris Hilton…and fast before something really terrible happens like raping her children since she’s got no man to do her.
superstar | December 6, 2006 at 11:34 am
Obviously she needs to get away from Paris Hilton…and fast before something really terrible happens like raping her children since she’s got no man to do her.
Tracie | December 6, 2006 at 11:36 am
Brit’s all happy and excited because that liquor store just agreed to exclusively sell her CD in its first week of release (you can see the demo in her hand).
It’s actually going to be a “Buzzed and Blitzed With Brit” promotion where one store gets to exclusively carry the CD each week.
The other sponsors haven’t been announced yet, but I heard that Gillette razors were definitely in the running…
hendero | December 6, 2006 at 11:39 am
she should have Madonna adopt the kids. It’d be a perfect match. Both “moms” are (fake) blonde popstars famous for failed marriages, having kids with deadbeat guys, Pepsi commercials, showing their cooches, and being in some of the worst films ever. Heck, we’ve seen them snog, and Guy Richie told me Madonna’s got a cock these days, so maybe she’s already a biological parent.
Spindoc | December 6, 2006 at 11:40 am
#28 Mrs. T first a TMBG reference and NOW an Oblongs Reference?! I’m in love LOL
#31, Unwashed masses…..I bow before your post.
Tracy | December 6, 2006 at 11:42 am
I don’t think DYFS can take the kids away unless they are in trouble. As long as they are being fed, clothed, and have a roof over their heads with an adult in charge (Britney’s mom), they aren’t going anywhere.
Britney, on the other hand, should be whisked away to rehab, stat… For “exhaustion” of course.
lance614 | December 6, 2006 at 11:43 am
isnt’ that Brandon davis behind her skulking out of the store. Perhaps that is why she wasn’t carrying anything.
Leave the girl alone. She’s 25 and had children too early. Let he sew a few wild oats and her kids will be better off for it if she gets it out of her system. She is human, even if of the lower caste as everyone seems to opine.
there certainly are a lot of first stone throwers who read this column
RichPort | December 6, 2006 at 11:47 am
Wow, she’s smiling like she’s got a mouthful of cum… good for you Brit.
BarbadoSlim | December 6, 2006 at 11:47 am
Wow #42 amazing how you can type while having your face all up Shitney’s ass like that.
H8TR | December 6, 2006 at 11:47 am
COOL! Lance Bass has started posting here guys! Come on, let’s all throw some rocks at him!
RoseColoredGlasses | December 6, 2006 at 11:49 am
She looks really fucking weird in the second picture where she’s starring into the camera like a possessed bitch. I had respect for her back in the day, but now she is a dumb twat and her sons deserve to be in a better home…K-Fed seems more responsible.
Jacquelantern | December 6, 2006 at 11:49 am
Lance where the hell do u think ur posting… Britney’s fan site?
| December 6, 2006 at 11:50 am
I’ve got Lance in my Pants – teehee!
DrunkBlogger | December 6, 2006 at 11:50 am
Ha ha. Famous people get in trouble easier than normal people.
Mojo | December 6, 2006 at 11:52 am
They should give the kid to Paris,then her and K-fed get married.Lindsay Lohan is named godmother and Joe “creepy father of 2 talentless twits “Simpson is named Godfather.Britney is arrested if she gets within 25ft of the kids and turns to partying with Pete Doherty in preperation for total meltdown.10 shared needles and 5 crack hits later and she’s sucking off bobby brown in a dingy recording studio.Cellphone in one hand,
lit cig in the other.K-fed is taping,a smug smile on his face.The end.
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