Us magazine has an interview with Britney Spears’ (former?) nanny and the source says that when Britney is alone with her kids, “she gets overwhelmed. She gets so frustrated when they cry, asking, ‘How do I make it stop?’ But she loves her kids.” And if you’ve ever wanted to be Britney’s nanny here are some of the job requirements.
Personal Over Professional
“Britney didn’t ask me one thing about my child-care experience. She only wanted to know about my personal life.”
Friend Wanted
“The agency that called me emphasized that Britney was looking for a nanny who was young and hip because they wanted her to interact with people her own age. Basically, Britney wanted a friend.”
Comfort With Nudity A Plus
“Britney asked me and one of her nannies to come to her room to watch her try on outfits for a party one night – then she stripped down naked in front of us!”
Must Be Hands-On
“One nanny told me that Britney will hold her kids for 10 minutes and then say, ‘I’m done now. You can take them.’”
Don’t Be Too Good
“She doesn’t like when Sean prefers the nanny, so she fires them and looks for a new one.”
Man, that’s good parenting. There’s no doubt her kids’ first words are gonna be “ma ma.” Only it’ll be directed towards a fire hydrant. Or a toaster. Or any other object or person that isn’t actually their mother.
She looks like she’s about to take his wallet.
Hey #98, aka third-world poseur…
Go suck on a dead root, milk your mama’s sagging, sun-leathered mammalian sacks, then blow a flea-riddled goat’s penis.
You are no more third-world than Brad Pitt.
Such creative insults Great!!! lovely…at least you are using your head so it’s all good…keep it coming…..
Like i’d give a fuck about what a total stranger thinks about me…..Yeah right….and sorry…..my Mommy’s description couldn’t be farthest from reality, she’s so so beautiful, i mean really. we are a couple of lookers but we take care of our brains too…in my opinion the Most attractive, sensual part of our bodies
Much Love from the Dominican Republic….
Paz y Amor a Todos…
Anyway, i’m late for my antropoligy class…That i won’t miss…C-Ya….Take much Care y’all…
For Britney:
Britney Get a Book….Use you Head…If i were you, with all that fucking money i’d get a college degree and set a good example to my “otherwise future FUCKED adults” kids….is not late for you yet…Think about it you looser…..
or learn another language…one rich and precious like my Mother tongue…Spanish…That’ll get you articulate for sure…. El Idioma mas bello del Planeta…
plus it’ll allow you to communicate with your kids…huh…think about it girl….
#103, you may want to learn how to spell anthropology if yer gonna take a class…
#17, nice attempt at humor, what the fuck is a pro-abortion protest, please explain. I’m flattered though that I haven’t been to this cesspool in weeks, and yet I’m still mentioned
100: WE’RE losers?
This coming from you, “TheLegend666,” another cock holster with a handle ending in “666?”
Go fuck yourself…whhoops, you’rer already there. Sorry.
As you were…
OHG! Brit’s reading these posts about her. thus, the insanity.
leatherface, no one likes that humour here bitch.
how do i make it stop? just try holding them you idiot!
OMG!!!! people how can you say nasty things about Britney so what if she as add a bad time these days its ok for her to do that ya kno she is just like the rest of us a normal human i mean come on people are allowed to go through a ruff patch if she was a normal person with no fame no 1 would even care its just cos every one knows who she is and she is really famous that people are makin a big deal out of what she as been through latley you have got to think that she as been doing this since she was really young and she ant add time to her self she never gets any alone time with out people in her face with cameras they take snaps of her every were she goes she gets flack from just about every 1 that does’nt approve of what she does what she wears what she says or does’nt say she aint 15 any more she is a 23 year old grown women but stil people talk about her as though she was a kid she as got to have this time as it will be good for her to get it out off her system she as add to make everyone happy and put on a happy face every were she goes she needed this as would every one else if they add her fame i remeber when she first came out with baby one more time and that was what she sang for her age and what people loved about her cos her songs were like they were but when she started getting older she started to experience more and make her song more and her videos more well SO WHAT is she not aloud to do that as she got to stick to what people got used to i loved her songs and her when she first came out and i still do now if anything her songs are better. Just leave the poor girl alone she never did any of you any harm christina aguilara sings dirty songs and makes raunchy videos but you never hear of her gettin any flack over it or people bad mouthing her. Britney she as two beutifull sons who she cant take out for a nice day without gettin photographers in there way snappin at them they are children for god sake how many pics do they need they kno what they look like they need to back off and leave her alone for a change and let her get through this time without all the shit she gets if you want to talk about people speak shit of the looser she married he only did it for fame and her money he is a SHIT FUCKOFF RAPPER who aint gonna make it anywere theonly mistake she made in her life is maryin him the only good thing are her children and the cheeky LOOSER is tryin to take them from her too well i hope he reads these messages and then he will get that no 1 likes him K-FED my arse he is a dick more like britneys children are every thing to her people say she is a bad mother but no one knows what goes on behind closed does so no one should judge her. I am sick to death of people bad mouthing her for no good reason cos what she as been through really aint a good reason as millions of people across the world go through the exact same thing even some of her fans have let her down cos of it well all i can say is just back off and give her a chance she will be back and i cant wait………