Britney Spears’ nanny spills the beans

February 21st, 2007 // 109 Comments
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Us magazine has an interview with Britney Spears’ (former?) nanny and the source says that when Britney is alone with her kids, “she gets overwhelmed. She gets so frustrated when they cry, asking, ‘How do I make it stop?’ But she loves her kids.” And if you’ve ever wanted to be Britney’s nanny here are some of the job requirements.

Personal Over Professional
“Britney didn’t ask me one thing about my child-care experience. She only wanted to know about my personal life.”

Friend Wanted
“The agency that called me emphasized that Britney was looking for a nanny who was young and hip because they wanted her to interact with people her own age. Basically, Britney wanted a friend.”

Comfort With Nudity A Plus
“Britney asked me and one of her nannies to come to her room to watch her try on outfits for a party one night – then she stripped down naked in front of us!”

Must Be Hands-On
“One nanny told me that Britney will hold her kids for 10 minutes and then say, ‘I’m done now. You can take them.’”

Don’t Be Too Good
“She doesn’t like when Sean prefers the nanny, so she fires them and looks for a new one.”

Man, that’s good parenting. There’s no doubt her kids’ first words are gonna be “ma ma.” Only it’ll be directed towards a fire hydrant. Or a toaster. Or any other object or person that isn’t actually their mother.

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  1. fuckaninny #4508392483928391

    FRIST!!!

  2. didey23

    Once again…this is not a shocker. She doesn’t need rehab she need serious councelling.

  3. barryjc

    /faints

  4. BarbadoSlim

    Other sites are reporting that she was seen buying Vodka just this morning near her home.

    There’s your hero for all you enablers.

  5. Alandra

    Yeah, that list pretty much sums it up really…

  6. Darn it, I wanted to be “frist” once, but I got signed out. :(

  7. Defcon

    She’s messed up.
    A lot of parents are actually like this, but damn I’d be ashamed of myself.
    Besides she looks like a man with her head shaved.
    I feel sorry for her kids.

  8. Alandra

    Oh and it’s good to know that I could get a job looking after her kids – then again, so could the drunk bum who lives on the corner near the library, so there would probably be some fierce competition

  9. sk8trgurl69

    die. die you stupid cunt.

  10. S.P.F.R.S.

    Superfish, you gotta get off this Britney Smears bandwagon. Otherwise, you’re going to have the rename the site to BoringBritney.Com!

  11. crazybroad

    Where the fuck is Child Protective Services? If I was a California taxpayer I’d be pissed….

    Hell, where the fuck is K-Fed?

  12. danielle

    I don’t think the baked little sperms’ first words are gonna be “ma ma”.

    I’m guessing they’ll either be:

    Redbull
    Panties
    Cheetos or…
    Kevin

    And when in fact they do chant one of them, it’ll be directed towards social services… either them or the FBI.

  13. Howard K.

    Some of this stuff is very similar (“simuler” to you Britfans) to what ANuS’ nanny is saying.

  14. Stace

    I wonder if she regrets firing that sexy manny with the porn stash? At least he didn’t give exclusive tell all interviews, and he was able to catch both SP and her vodka when she fell….. But maybe he had a problem with the nudity.

  15. Stink

    #2 and when you say counseling you mean a smack upside her head, I hope.

  16. Her kids are going to have SERIOUS attachment issues, she is continually bringing people into their lives, they get close to them, then she fires them. Nice parenting Skank.

    I hope K-Fed gets the kids and she has to pay him a buttload of money. I despise people that create problems for themselves.

    Oh Boo Hoo Hoo, I have 50 million dollars, Boo Hoo Hoo. Please, shave off your jugular Britt, then you don’t have to bother us with your bitching anymore.

  17. jrzmommy

    This picture looks like what you see at one of the pro-abortion protests by Libraesque and her friends.

  18. freelief.com

    I’ll say it again, just to be annoying:

    Your problem, Britney, is your money. If you didn’t have it, no one would follow you around taking your picture. No one would worry if you are a bad mom, or doing drugs.

    I can solve your problem. Give your money to me.

    I could donate half to charity, and live quite comfortably on the interest from the other half.

    It’s a win-win.

    You know where to find me.

  19. lickmybutt

    poor kids. not saying kevin would do a better job, but why hasnt he taken the kids? and where are they while she is in rehab in other countries and now again… well, again before she boned out again.
    what is going on with this chick. she needs some serious help.

  20. These kids will grow up to be just like the Hiltons.

  21. BarbadoSlim

    You can’t stop this train.

  22. D'oh Eyes

    I hope she gets tired of dealing with her kids and hands them off to her mom to raise. Those poor things need stability and someone who really loves them.

    @17 hee hee

  23. RichPort

    “not saying kevin would do a better job, but why hasnt he taken the kids?”

    He wants to, but first he has to find a lactating stripper. He’s been looking day & night.

  24. jrzmommy

    17 isn’t me, but I gotta kinda agree with the trolling little fucker.

  25. Italian Stallion

    I’m comfortable with nudity and all, just not when it’s attached to whale blubber………

  26. lolabeat

    @20… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I don’t know if this is worse than Ana Nicole forbidding her nanny to feed her baby so she can be sexy.

    Seriously, someone please call social services, those kids are going to turn out to be serial killers or something like that.

  27. ponk

    jrz, you have funnier trolls than rich does. I hope you’re grateful.

  28. danielle

    gr..oh nevermind.

  29. ponk

    brilliant post, danielle, thanks for sharing.

  30. jrzmommy

    GRRRRR to you to DanYELL.
    Yeah, when my troll isn’t out to make me look like David Duke, they can spout out some funny stuff.

  31. grape

    I want to see a pic of the nanny. I bet she’s fugly.

  32. This is such a sad story. Every inch of it. Can’t Naomi Campbell hit someone and give Brit a break?

  33. supafreak

    The pic reminds me of the Charles Manson entourage days.

  34. Defcon

    @ #32 hahaha

  35. Josh_Lavarn

    You can take Shitney out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of Shitney. Wouldn’t be surprised if she is hooked on meth.

  36. jojo

    I like making fun of her as much as the next guy…but this story actually made me sad. I say Kevin (yep, the more stable parent at this time) needs to get in there before there is an “accident” involving the kids. Like a Susan Smith “accident” (car/kids/lake, remember?) Not good.

  37. Jnicole28

    #22 i dont think giving her kids to her MOM is such a good idea, considering she is the one who raised Britney…

  38. danielle

    I wish trolls would stop fucking posting so I can get back to bitch slapping the real culprit’s.

  39. MrSemprini

    What a consummate professional.

    Bon Chance, Britney!

  40. lambman

    I know it’s hard to tell, what with is back to the camera and all…

    but is that PERRY THE MANNY? it totally looks like him.

    we all know he’s the one to save Britney

  41. raquel

    I don’t think Britney should give her kids back to her mom, but a great big group hug would do wonders for all of them. Britney needs close, warm, safe comfort from her mom right now, womb-like, to reinvigorate her own powerful maternal instincts. Then Britney can hug her kids, bathing them in the glow of her newly reborn maternal nurturance, and they will shine as never before. Go Britney!!! We support you 110%!!!

  42. LEATHERFACE45

    what a self absorbed twat. i could solve this shit in a couple of days. put her in a leather catsuit that’s too small, wet it down and let it dry. put her on her knees, and put her head and hands in stocks. hook her up to one of those piston-dildo machines and leave it on high for 48 hours, periodically using a turkey baster to squirt some k-y in her every once in a while…oh yeah, and a HUGE buttplug that takes 20 minutes to jam in her ass and you cant hear her scream cuz she’s fucking ballgagged!!!yep 2 days of that would fix her…either that or id’ cum about 30 times on her dumbass face during that time.

  43. RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors

    that’s a fucking long ass cigarette. I want to see Britney bald headed and flashing her cooter on Good Morning America outside the windows. I’m telling you, it’s gonna happen any day now.

  44. LEATHERFACE45

    hey raquel shut the fuck up. this cunt is 25 yrs old and is worth 150 mill, she doesnt need your sympathy, she needs your tongue on her shaved beaver

  45. itspat

    semantic quibbles aside, #41 & #42 are basically saying the same thing.

  46. danielle

    Seriously….

    Who let #41 near the liquor cabinet??

    I want names damnit!

  47. BarbadoSlim

    I wonder if #41 is really a master of sarcasm.

    If you are not, my heart goes out to you and your loved ones for your condition.

  48. LEATHERFACE45

    weld a chastity belt on this bitch, give her aphrodisiacs (im sure they exist somewhere) and then tease the living shit out of her…..then take the belt off and have a horse sodomize her, that would be fun also

  49. biatcho

    Sooooo…has anybody heard the one about the heavily overworked rape fantasy spittled online by an obese teenage social loser? Oh wait, sorry, I skipped right over Pimples’ comment there @42/48.

  50. LEATHERFACE45

    does everyone on here really like me yet? or will that take more messages…hey my wife and i are having one of those seinfeld– no masturbation contests. the only difference is she can and she won’t allow me….how long of a time is fair do ya think.

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