Us magazine has an interview with Britney Spears’ (former?) nanny and the source says that when Britney is alone with her kids, “she gets overwhelmed. She gets so frustrated when they cry, asking, ‘How do I make it stop?’ But she loves her kids.” And if you’ve ever wanted to be Britney’s nanny here are some of the job requirements.
Personal Over Professional
“Britney didn’t ask me one thing about my child-care experience. She only wanted to know about my personal life.”
Friend Wanted
“The agency that called me emphasized that Britney was looking for a nanny who was young and hip because they wanted her to interact with people her own age. Basically, Britney wanted a friend.”
Comfort With Nudity A Plus
“Britney asked me and one of her nannies to come to her room to watch her try on outfits for a party one night – then she stripped down naked in front of us!”
Must Be Hands-On
“One nanny told me that Britney will hold her kids for 10 minutes and then say, ‘I’m done now. You can take them.’”
Don’t Be Too Good
“She doesn’t like when Sean prefers the nanny, so she fires them and looks for a new one.”
Man, that’s good parenting. There’s no doubt her kids’ first words are gonna be “ma ma.” Only it’ll be directed towards a fire hydrant. Or a toaster. Or any other object or person that isn’t actually their mother.
fuckaninny #4508392483928391 | February 21, 2007 at 12:15 pm
FRIST!!!
didey23 | February 21, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Once again…this is not a shocker. She doesn’t need rehab she need serious councelling.
barryjc | February 21, 2007 at 12:18 pm
/faints
BarbadoSlim | February 21, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Other sites are reporting that she was seen buying Vodka just this morning near her home.
There’s your hero for all you enablers.
Alandra | February 21, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Yeah, that list pretty much sums it up really…
freelief.com | February 21, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Darn it, I wanted to be “frist” once, but I got signed out. :(
Defcon | February 21, 2007 at 12:19 pm
She’s messed up.
A lot of parents are actually like this, but damn I’d be ashamed of myself.
Besides she looks like a man with her head shaved.
I feel sorry for her kids.
Alandra | February 21, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Oh and it’s good to know that I could get a job looking after her kids – then again, so could the drunk bum who lives on the corner near the library, so there would probably be some fierce competition
sk8trgurl69 | February 21, 2007 at 12:22 pm
die. die you stupid cunt.
S.P.F.R.S. | February 21, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Superfish, you gotta get off this Britney Smears bandwagon. Otherwise, you’re going to have the rename the site to BoringBritney.Com!
crazybroad | February 21, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Where the fuck is Child Protective Services? If I was a California taxpayer I’d be pissed….
Hell, where the fuck is K-Fed?
danielle | February 21, 2007 at 12:24 pm
I don’t think the baked little sperms’ first words are gonna be “ma ma”.
I’m guessing they’ll either be:
Redbull
Panties
Cheetos or…
Kevin
And when in fact they do chant one of them, it’ll be directed towards social services… either them or the FBI.
Howard K. | February 21, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Some of this stuff is very similar (“simuler” to you Britfans) to what ANuS’ nanny is saying.
Stace | February 21, 2007 at 12:25 pm
I wonder if she regrets firing that sexy manny with the porn stash? At least he didn’t give exclusive tell all interviews, and he was able to catch both SP and her vodka when she fell….. But maybe he had a problem with the nudity.
Stink | February 21, 2007 at 12:26 pm
#2 and when you say counseling you mean a smack upside her head, I hope.
Spindoc | February 21, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Her kids are going to have SERIOUS attachment issues, she is continually bringing people into their lives, they get close to them, then she fires them. Nice parenting Skank.
I hope K-Fed gets the kids and she has to pay him a buttload of money. I despise people that create problems for themselves.
Oh Boo Hoo Hoo, I have 50 million dollars, Boo Hoo Hoo. Please, shave off your jugular Britt, then you don’t have to bother us with your bitching anymore.
jrzmommy | February 21, 2007 at 12:27 pm
This picture looks like what you see at one of the pro-abortion protests by Libraesque and her friends.
freelief.com | February 21, 2007 at 12:28 pm
I’ll say it again, just to be annoying:
Your problem, Britney, is your money. If you didn’t have it, no one would follow you around taking your picture. No one would worry if you are a bad mom, or doing drugs.
I can solve your problem. Give your money to me.
I could donate half to charity, and live quite comfortably on the interest from the other half.
It’s a win-win.
You know where to find me.
lickmybutt | February 21, 2007 at 12:28 pm
poor kids. not saying kevin would do a better job, but why hasnt he taken the kids? and where are they while she is in rehab in other countries and now again… well, again before she boned out again.
what is going on with this chick. she needs some serious help.
F-Sucker | February 21, 2007 at 12:30 pm
These kids will grow up to be just like the Hiltons.
BarbadoSlim | February 21, 2007 at 12:34 pm
You can’t stop this train.
D'oh Eyes | February 21, 2007 at 12:35 pm
I hope she gets tired of dealing with her kids and hands them off to her mom to raise. Those poor things need stability and someone who really loves them.
@17 hee hee
RichPort | February 21, 2007 at 12:35 pm
“not saying kevin would do a better job, but why hasnt he taken the kids?”
He wants to, but first he has to find a lactating stripper. He’s been looking day & night.
jrzmommy | February 21, 2007 at 12:38 pm
17 isn’t me, but I gotta kinda agree with the trolling little fucker.
Italian Stallion | February 21, 2007 at 12:41 pm
I’m comfortable with nudity and all, just not when it’s attached to whale blubber………
lolabeat | February 21, 2007 at 12:42 pm
@20… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I don’t know if this is worse than Ana Nicole forbidding her nanny to feed her baby so she can be sexy.
Seriously, someone please call social services, those kids are going to turn out to be serial killers or something like that.
ponk | February 21, 2007 at 12:43 pm
jrz, you have funnier trolls than rich does. I hope you’re grateful.
danielle | February 21, 2007 at 12:44 pm
gr..oh nevermind.
ponk | February 21, 2007 at 12:50 pm
brilliant post, danielle, thanks for sharing.
jrzmommy | February 21, 2007 at 12:52 pm
GRRRRR to you to DanYELL.
Yeah, when my troll isn’t out to make me look like David Duke, they can spout out some funny stuff.
grape | February 21, 2007 at 12:52 pm
I want to see a pic of the nanny. I bet she’s fugly.
thee cuteness burger | February 21, 2007 at 12:55 pm
This is such a sad story. Every inch of it. Can’t Naomi Campbell hit someone and give Brit a break?
supafreak | February 21, 2007 at 12:56 pm
The pic reminds me of the Charles Manson entourage days.
Defcon | February 21, 2007 at 12:56 pm
@ #32 hahaha
Josh_Lavarn | February 21, 2007 at 12:58 pm
You can take Shitney out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of Shitney. Wouldn’t be surprised if she is hooked on meth.
jojo | February 21, 2007 at 1:00 pm
I like making fun of her as much as the next guy…but this story actually made me sad. I say Kevin (yep, the more stable parent at this time) needs to get in there before there is an “accident” involving the kids. Like a Susan Smith “accident” (car/kids/lake, remember?) Not good.
Jnicole28 | February 21, 2007 at 1:00 pm
#22 i dont think giving her kids to her MOM is such a good idea, considering she is the one who raised Britney…
danielle | February 21, 2007 at 1:01 pm
I wish trolls would stop fucking posting so I can get back to bitch slapping the real culprit’s.
MrSemprini | February 21, 2007 at 1:03 pm
What a consummate professional.
Bon Chance, Britney!
lambman | February 21, 2007 at 1:05 pm
I know it’s hard to tell, what with is back to the camera and all…
but is that PERRY THE MANNY? it totally looks like him.
we all know he’s the one to save Britney
raquel | February 21, 2007 at 1:07 pm
I don’t think Britney should give her kids back to her mom, but a great big group hug would do wonders for all of them. Britney needs close, warm, safe comfort from her mom right now, womb-like, to reinvigorate her own powerful maternal instincts. Then Britney can hug her kids, bathing them in the glow of her newly reborn maternal nurturance, and they will shine as never before. Go Britney!!! We support you 110%!!!
LEATHERFACE45 | February 21, 2007 at 1:09 pm
what a self absorbed twat. i could solve this shit in a couple of days. put her in a leather catsuit that’s too small, wet it down and let it dry. put her on her knees, and put her head and hands in stocks. hook her up to one of those piston-dildo machines and leave it on high for 48 hours, periodically using a turkey baster to squirt some k-y in her every once in a while…oh yeah, and a HUGE buttplug that takes 20 minutes to jam in her ass and you cant hear her scream cuz she’s fucking ballgagged!!!yep 2 days of that would fix her…either that or id’ cum about 30 times on her dumbass face during that time.
RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors | February 21, 2007 at 1:09 pm
that’s a fucking long ass cigarette. I want to see Britney bald headed and flashing her cooter on Good Morning America outside the windows. I’m telling you, it’s gonna happen any day now.
LEATHERFACE45 | February 21, 2007 at 1:11 pm
hey raquel shut the fuck up. this cunt is 25 yrs old and is worth 150 mill, she doesnt need your sympathy, she needs your tongue on her shaved beaver
itspat | February 21, 2007 at 1:11 pm
semantic quibbles aside, #41 & #42 are basically saying the same thing.
danielle | February 21, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Seriously….
Who let #41 near the liquor cabinet??
I want names damnit!
BarbadoSlim | February 21, 2007 at 1:16 pm
I wonder if #41 is really a master of sarcasm.
If you are not, my heart goes out to you and your loved ones for your condition.
LEATHERFACE45 | February 21, 2007 at 1:16 pm
weld a chastity belt on this bitch, give her aphrodisiacs (im sure they exist somewhere) and then tease the living shit out of her…..then take the belt off and have a horse sodomize her, that would be fun also
biatcho | February 21, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Sooooo…has anybody heard the one about the heavily overworked rape fantasy spittled online by an obese teenage social loser? Oh wait, sorry, I skipped right over Pimples’ comment there @42/48.
LEATHERFACE45 | February 21, 2007 at 1:19 pm
does everyone on here really like me yet? or will that take more messages…hey my wife and i are having one of those seinfeld– no masturbation contests. the only difference is she can and she won’t allow me….how long of a time is fair do ya think.