Britney Spears names her new baby Jailynn

to #20 when have u ever seens pics of sean P in a diaper and a t-shirt only? post them u freak

wow looking at this comments. everyone can make their comments but britney spears will get her body back and have a bigger comeback then madonna did with her last CD and thats a fact. i hope everyone here dies young and of heart attacks from being heavily over-weight.

loagun, and we all hope you die in a matter of minutes from choking on your own vomit, from being too lardlike for your stomach to contain any more food. Have fun! If you do croak, we will have plenty.

Get real. Her fans said the exact same thing when she was pregnant last time, and it never happened. No album. No regained body. She just got knocked up again and promptly got creepier, trashier and more unattractive. It’ll probably happen again — if there’s any justice, it’ll happen WHILE Shitney is promoting whatever garbage she puts out.

Even if she does “get her body back,” she’s totally embraced the white-trash trailer lifestyle, and everyone will remember her as a fat sow with Wal-mart clothing, the same sort we see stumping around cheap stores with a dozen howling kids.

Admit it. No matter how much you adore Britney, she will NEVER get her sex appeal back. She can tighten it up and relearn how to dance, but it won’t change a thing. PEOPLE WILL REMEMBER, and nobody wants to get sexy music from someone like her.

Oh, and she’s been off the pop landscape for so long that a comeback is unlikely. Mad Madge only had one low-selling album, and she didn’t turn into a cow during that time, so it’s hardly comparable. Additionally, she’s bee catering to middle-aged housewives and gay men for years, whereas Bratney courted the teen crowd, who are far more fickle. They don’t even REMEMBER HER.

The teenyboppers have moved on to other singers; half the kids at the VMAs were staring at her in confusion, like “Who is this trashy old lady?”

I think this is the first picture i’ve ever seen of Britney with Damien.

That’s good, because starting in his early teens, he’s probably going to be spending a lot of time

Can you imagine it? The strip club is dark, then the red lights come on… a chunky stripper rises up onto the pole… “And here we have JAILYNN SPEARS!” And then the strains of “Baby One More Time” start to play…

My sister-in-law went to school with a girl named Millizone who had a daughter and named her Yessa-Nessa Vanessa Juliet (last name here)

Wasn’t SP five months old when Britney got pregnant again? I thought he was… if that’s the case, then she’s going to have a C-section when she’s only seven months so they can share a birthday?

Yoko Ono did that — what a freak. I guess either Britney has been pregnant longer than that (are the ovaries even FUNCTIONING three months after birth?) or she’s so dumb she can’t remember more than one birthday.

Is it kevin who chose the first name? Because in jailynn, there is “Jail”! (lol!!!)

Or maybe by report with Angelina Joli, ” gelin ” who knows?
Anyway, but on every photo she it seems to go out of the welfare office… Very smart! lol

http://www.lezlife.com

3, 9, 22, 28, possibly others — My brother and I (three years apart) were both born on October 16. Don’t want to sound like a mope, but it does kind of suck. It’s like a second Christmas– nice, but you have to share the money and the attention with your sibling.

Anyway, I have to second someone else said: He’s angry looking because he was dealt a shitty hand, parent-wise.

“Jailbait” seems like the appropriate nickname.

So where are all of the SP defenders? I recall last time when some of us commented on his demented looks we were assailed as child haters and envious fanboys. Now it’s undeniable how fucked up this baby is. I mean, I’ve heard of baby fat, but SP looks like he was poured into that outfit by his father, Satan.

On the plus side, Britney has permanently doomed her career by having a second child. It took way too long to happen, but her days as a “performer” are finally over.

Damn, I am loving this. What a horrible name….the hair dye must have went to her head. And of course her daughter will not be on her way to fatness for life like that poor son is heading. She’s going to be recruited into the Spears factory of pole dancing for fun and profit. Ah, I can see the Christmas when Jailynn comes into womanhood and fights baby daddy K-Fed for her present-her first pack of smokes.
Let’s just add her to the Celeb Kid Anonymous group:
1) Jailynn
2) Moderator Francis Bean
3) Shakira, er, I mean Zahara Jolie
4) Lourdes Ciccone (who refuses to participate, mummy said do not associate with the unwashed masses)
5) Sean Preston Spears (usually too intoxicated and hungry to add much)
6) Suri Cruise (doesn’t talk because mom said it’s not nice to interrupt anyone, or make eye contact)

Finally, someone mentioned the real reason for the birthdays to be on the same day. I mean do you really expect Brittany to remember 2 different dates?? Her mental capacity isn’t equipped for such a thing.

SP is fat. Not PHat, just fat. He’s going to be like one of the those babies on Maury that’s 2 years old and weighs as much as a 10 year old! Look at those cankles! He’s already got cellulite.

Note to Britney: Cheetos. Taste good? Yes. Healthy for baby? Not so much.

@110: I feel ya, sort of. My birthday is three days before Christmas. It doesn’t bother me as much anymore but when I was younger it’d kind of upset me that relatives would give me 10 dollars total for my birthday and Christmas yet my three brothers would get 10 dollars for Christmas and then 10 for their birthday. I know the holidays are expensive, but I have FEELINGS :( But I’m over it, I SWEAR.. Yeah.

Also, on SP being a little chubby… I’ve seen very chubby babies.. I was a pudgy little thing and I’m at a very normal weight now :) It just takes a while for some kids to outgrow their fat, plus is he even a year old yet?

It’s so heartwarming to see Britney finally show her true, natural, boot-black hair rather than that fakey blonde stuff.

That ‘family’ is a world-class trainwreck.

You can take the girl out of the trailer trash, but you can’t take the trailer trash out of the girl.

Okay – didn’t I read somewhere that this baby isn’t due until October?

Am I the only one here disturbed about the fact that she’s having a c-section one month before the baby’s actually due to be born just so she doesn’t have to remember 2 birthdays?

Perhaps her doctor hasn’t told her that premature delivery (even by only a month) isn’t healthy for a baby? She could be forcing the baby to be born before lung development is complete, and before the sucking reflex has matured.

BTW… Sean Preston is not obese. Babies are supposed to be chubby, and don’t start losing the weight until they’re walking (which many don’t start until well after their first birthdays). It’s the skinny weird looking kids who freak me out.

It was a baby boy born today anyway, so we don’t have to worry about the stupid name Jailynn. Hopefully she will go with something just as normal again as Sean Preston, and not something food related (ex: Apple, Coco) or anything just plain stupid (ex: Pilot Inspektor, Dweezil, Fifi Trixiebelle etc).

What a Ugly mummy?

that’s a weird name