A report from the News of the World…this is a British Sunday newspaper that makes the Weekly World News look like the Washington Post. We might want it to be true, but until it appears on a more reputable paper like, say, the Star or the Enquirer, we ought to reserve judgement on the veracity of this story.
thanks fa cube. :)
why would she go out on a road looking like that? i still say they’re hitchiking. looks desolate.
Hurley: More like secluded. If it’s the area I’m thinking of, it’s just a little off of Pacific Coast Highway, but unless you are familiar with the area, you’d never think there was anything down there.
Okay, NAMBLA will be making an official groundbreaking announcement tomorrow suggesting their desire for boys.
Stop the presses.
Lindzer Lowhore has come out on Letterman to an almost silent reception. She seemed very unnerved by the reception. She’s looking very weathered and her teeth look like they’ve seen a lifetime of Marlboros.
Dave is asking her about dating but she refuses to discuss her penchant for doing two guys at once in the bathroom of clubs.
(If you tie her to the NY Post page six item today.)
Sheva: It’s amazing how these pop-tarts don’t understand that while there may be no such thing as bad press in small quantities, too much press of any sort – unless they are curing diseases or some such – can get them hated in very short order.
gay, gay, gay, it’s fun to say.
it’s fun to be.
Coming out party, I take it?
Somebody run over her already and put us all out of her misery! Oh never mind, she already looks like roadkill anyway. “Mmmmm, looka here daddy, we’s gonna have us some fine eats tonight!”
Well, at least she’s figured out to keep two hands on the once and future traumatic cranial contusion victim.
id fuck her curlers and all
You’d fuck her curlers? That’s probably the safest bet of all the possible orifices available.
Can I be grammar queen for a day? Since the resident grammar police officer is AWOL, there is a position to be filled…
Where is everyone? The ‘fish just isn’t the same without ‘em. This sucks big floppy donkey balls.
Although, the hershey highway comment did make me laugh a little.
Pretty much everyone has written this place off thanks to Lameassbananas/Whipped. I certainly hope it is proud of itself. Now it can talk to itself and to the other few who still haven’t figured out that this site is now officially shit. Congratulations on fucking it up for the people who aren’t mentally retarded.
And Brit-Brit looks like shit-shit. Gross white trash, she looks like she’s covered with a fine layer of filth and sweat. All that money, and she still cannot buy what she so desperately needs: class, talent, her formerly hot body, a white bra, a loving and non-wigger husband, etc. And that kid looks retarded and ugly. I hate clothes for little boys, they are so goddamn ugly. I just hope and pray that she fades quickly into obscurity, although it is fun to mock her and her ruined career, marriage, and her shattered hopes and dreams. What a white trash trailer park skank. Poor kid, can you imagine your mom walking around in PUBLIC in curlers, I mean, WHO THE FUCK STILL WEARS CURLERS, FOR GOD’S SAKE?? What is this, 1970? Jesus christ woman, get some self-respect and clean yourself up before you go out in public!! Pathetic.
Seriously, would anyone really want to fuck that now? Even WITH all the money, you’d still get a nasty STD.
Work was hell today, but now I get to read this. And even after two kids, she’s going to be tight enough once I get in past the used part(s). Natural as California Poppies in Wild Oats.
I doubt she’ll go through with it, though. They’ll end up beating the crap out of eachother then making up for eternity.
Ain’t love grand?
Please prove me wrong Brit, as much as I think your music sucks, nobody deserves a husband like that!
One more thing, this girl is supposed to be a gazillionaire, when is she going to buy a stroller? That poor baby needs to detach himself from her hip and have a teeny bit of freedom!!!
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