Britney Spears moving forward with divorce

June 5th, 2006 // 175 Comments

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  1. nstar58

    im sorry but wtf, cant she fix her hair before leaving the house? she does still realize she is a celebrity and not some hoochie mama birthin babys having no time to take the curlers out of…. oh wait, nevermind lol

  2. HughJorganthethird

    That kid looks like it has FAS with it’s droopy mouth and unchanging facial expression (cool conductor hat though) Britney better watch it in the woods, if it’s moose hunting season she’s fucked.

  3. Jacq

    That guy’s nuts must be HUGE. He needs a Baby Bjorn for his balls!

    I will only find him hot if he’s got that thick, cute southern accent that Papa has.

  4. nightshirt

    that little kid is SOOOOOO cute. baby smiles do turn down at that age. normal. daniel webster hasnt invented a word to describe k-fed. can anyone come up with a “new” word that describes the hatred, disgust and scumbag he is? and brit – you move on and move on solo. no rebounders to gt into the same predicment. time out and off. concentrate on you.

    any to all who are funny – i love your stuff

  5. punkrocky

    i hope she gets married to mr. mustachio.
    hes waaaay better than k-fed and a bonus is that he can catch falling babies easily.
    it’ll so work.

  6. Laffinmybuttoff

    I would leave k-fed for the manny too

  7. Mr. Fritz

    Britney loves the attention, so I don’t feel bad that her privacy is gone. She’s a talentless media whore. If she wanted to be left alone, she would find a way. K-Sped didn’t ruin her, her lack of willpower and spoiled lifestyle did.

  8. herbiefrog

    #151

    you said…

    >she does still realize [sic]
    [that] she is a celebrity

    …only in your head babe :)
    …enjoy

  9. herbiefrog

    …ok, so you’re ignorant
    …you just like celebs
    …catching all the gossip
    …all the goss… :))

    well f*uck all of you
    some of us haven’t quite
    dropped off yet…

    a post you should each have written…

    ok, so you’re the president.
    you started a war and it’s going terribly and the country in which the war was started, iraq, is on the verge of civil war.
    you’ve created a huge deficit.
    iran is threatening to disrupt the oil flow out of the middle east.
    your own party is mired in indictments and in-fighting.
    you have disastrously low poll numbers.
    gas prices are at an all time high.
    in other words, your presidency is a disaster.
    so what do you do?

    …see the rest on…

    http://www.moby.com/node/7428

    thanks babe :)

  10. herbiefrog

    #157

    …actually
    …it was
    …her
    …arrogance

    she
    forgot
    who
    she
    is

  11. Jeremy1Esq

    So that ugly baby is wearing a shirt that says slam dunk with a big circle on the front? Like father like son.

  12. herbiefrog

    #161
    i’m sorry ?

    did you take a look at the mother :)

    we already proved
    anyone can get in
    her pants…

    no slam dunk required

    jus prrrrfect :)

  13. joespeach75

    Does the poor chld not own a white bra?

  14. dirtypiratehooker

    This is probably how the brillant idea popped into Britney’s head: She sitting on the couch eating Cheetos, when all of a sudden K-Fed calls telling her that he can’t make it to Chuck-e-Cheese tonight because he’s got a jam session with his “homies”. Then he asks for $200. Brit is sitting on the couch, mouth full of Cheetos. With orange crusty Cheeto-licious fingers, Brit’s reaction is somewhat like this (in a mouth full hillbilly accent):

    Britney: “Oh mah Gah, y’all, what am Ah gonna do?! Mah husband is a JERK, and Ah need a MAN! Ah know! I’ll deeevorce his ass! BAHAHA!!!” (Then goes back to eating Cheetos)

  15. AnnoyingPseud

    The girl is a retard, plain and simple. The schmook she married is a double retard no doubt from inbreeding [ever see that XFiles episode of the hillbilly family with the deformities and Mama under the bed, minus her limbs and some sort of cleft palate looking going on?]. The poor kids are doomed.

    Yet a bright spot appears. The “Manny” in the photos is a hot guy and if she’s smart, she’ll marry that guy instead and stop appearing in public wearing CURLERS [guess well paid celebrities can't afford a curling iron or hot curler set?] like some two bit piece of hill-billy redneck shit.

    The Manny will probably prevent the poor baby’s death by dropping/scalding/parking an SUV upon/forgetting and putting into oven with turkey/etc./etc.

  16. AnnoyingPseud

    The girl is a retard, plain and simple. The schmook she married is a double retard no doubt from inbreeding [ever see that XFiles episode of the hillbilly family with the deformities and Mama under the bed, minus her limbs and some sort of cleft palate looking going on?]. The poor kids are doomed.

    Yet a bright spot appears. The “Manny” in the photos is a hot guy and if she’s smart, she’ll marry that guy instead and stop appearing in public wearing CURLERS [guess well paid celebrities can't afford a curling iron or hot curler set?] like some two bit piece of hill-billy redneck shit.

    The Manny will probably prevent the poor baby’s death by dropping/scalding/parking an SUV upon/forgetting and putting into oven with turkey/etc./etc.

  17. Chrissy87

    Jeremy1Esq STFU you ignorant piece of trash. That baby is ugly and anyone who calls a baby ugly is nothing but a gutless coward and asshole at that who needs to be slapped across the face.

    You can sit here and hide behind a computer but when it comes to actually saying it to Kevins or Brits face you will not say a word because you will have your teeth down your throat.

    People need to STFU and leave the poor girl alone. No way in hell is DCF going to take her child, my aunt works for them and she said the only thing she has done is drive with her baby which you get let off with a warning the first time it happens. You people are not qualified to say who needs their child taken away , my aunt is and she says Britney is not a bad mother.

    Look at the girl, she is trying her best, she is basically a single mother. WTF do you ever see Kevin with the baby, NEVER

    She is NOT FAT she is pregnant, Is everyone that stupid they do not know that when your pregnant you get big?

    So what she may get a divorce, is that any of your business, NO. She is not losing much because they have not been married long and Kevin is just a lazy piece of white trash who has done nothing but lie since day one to Britney.

    I think that Britney just felt so alone for such a long time after Justin that she just picked up the first dude she saw and unfourtenly it was Trashy ass Kevin.

    So what she is wearing sketchers, I fucking have sketchers and know many people who have them. What is it because she is rich she does not have the right to buy shoes at a low price?

  18. sosoro

    Nice post!

  19. dirtypiratehooker

    So, Chrissy87…how long has it been since you got knocked up?

  20. ning_ning

    Dumblina looks more and more gross in every new photo posted. She has lowered herself to be photographed with curlers in her head ghetto as hell.

    Dumblina is not divorcing K-Fed he’s gonna be rich and famous rapper.

    What a trailor trash pig that doesn’t know what to spend her money on. Invest in a stroller dumblina! Your a fat pig that cannot hold a your weight and SP fat ass at the same time lay off the cheewizz.

  21. miss_paige

    what do u people expect from britney?? shes pregnant… do u want her 2 wear stilettos & a dress that she could barely breathe in during a walk with her baby??? dont make fun of her clothes!!! what would u wear?? im glad shes divorcin kevin. hes a gangsta who probably married brit 4 her money & only her money! 2 ning_ning, get off her back honey… shes a normal person 2!!! if she wants 2 wear head curlers & NORMAL clothes she should!!!! she is not a pig… & whats this about “holding” her weight??? she just had a baby!!! u just dont bounce back 2 sexy after u had a baby!!!

  22. just wondering, in this age of moder medical miracles, such as BIRTH CONTROL, she let herself get knocked up not just once but twice by this loser…come on, Britney,you can even get them for free at the health department!

  23. bitchgoddess

    who gets the double wide???????????

  24. hotmama

    Definitely wins the award for the most stupid mother ever. See the one where she nearly dropped the poor kid?

  25. .:E:.

    Another baby? She looks awful! I kinda feel bad for her, but not really.
    .:E:.

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