Britney Spears moving forward with divorce

In case you’re curious.

Sometimes I’m curious, but my brother says I’m just naughty.

Pope Catholic. Film at 11.

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she is the dirrrtiest thing i have ever seeen except for lindsay lohans fire crotch and paris’s chlamydia lets hope she tries to kill her baby one more time and hopefully it will be taken off of her.

what ROAD are they on? looks like they’re hitchhiking.

Heh, always love the disclaimer about how if a post is “excessively inappropriate” it will be removed. Inappropriate, even grossly inappropriate comments are just fine, however. *chuckle*

Hurley: looks like its in Malibu – Point Dume area, maybe.

Maybe the Cross-Creek area, too. *shrug*

To be fair – who knows if she is in “public” with curlers in her hair. I mean, define “public”. I’m thinking they are probably in something of an out of the way place. I know I’ve stepped out of my house lookin’ less than spectacular from time to time – but no one cares enough to take several photos. Sometimes I don’t even brush my teeth before hitting Starbucks. Anyway – I definitely don’t think that’s the mustache guy. The mustache guy is the bodyguard. This guy is the manny. I hope the divorce rumors are TRUE.

A report from the News of the World…this is a British Sunday newspaper that makes the Weekly World News look like the Washington Post. We might want it to be true, but until it appears on a more reputable paper like, say, the Star or the Enquirer, we ought to reserve judgement on the veracity of this story.

thanks fa cube. :)

why would she go out on a road looking like that? i still say they’re hitchiking. looks desolate.

Hurley: More like secluded. If it’s the area I’m thinking of, it’s just a little off of Pacific Coast Highway, but unless you are familiar with the area, you’d never think there was anything down there.

Okay, NAMBLA will be making an official groundbreaking announcement tomorrow suggesting their desire for boys.

Stop the presses.

Lindzer Lowhore has come out on Letterman to an almost silent reception. She seemed very unnerved by the reception. She’s looking very weathered and her teeth look like they’ve seen a lifetime of Marlboros.

Dave is asking her about dating but she refuses to discuss her penchant for doing two guys at once in the bathroom of clubs.

(If you tie her to the NY Post page six item today.)

Sheva: It’s amazing how these pop-tarts don’t understand that while there may be no such thing as bad press in small quantities, too much press of any sort – unless they are curing diseases or some such – can get them hated in very short order.

gay, gay, gay, it’s fun to say.

it’s fun to be.

Coming out party, I take it?

Somebody run over her already and put us all out of her misery! Oh never mind, she already looks like roadkill anyway. “Mmmmm, looka here daddy, we’s gonna have us some fine eats tonight!”

Well, at least she’s figured out to keep two hands on the once and future traumatic cranial contusion victim.

id fuck her curlers and all

You’d fuck her curlers? That’s probably the safest bet of all the possible orifices available.

Can I be grammar queen for a day? Since the resident grammar police officer is AWOL, there is a position to be filled…

Where is everyone? The ‘fish just isn’t the same without ‘em. This sucks big floppy donkey balls.
Although, the hershey highway comment did make me laugh a little.

@74-

Pretty much everyone has written this place off thanks to Lameassbananas/Whipped. I certainly hope it is proud of itself. Now it can talk to itself and to the other few who still haven’t figured out that this site is now officially shit. Congratulations on fucking it up for the people who aren’t mentally retarded.

And Brit-Brit looks like shit-shit. Gross white trash, she looks like she’s covered with a fine layer of filth and sweat. All that money, and she still cannot buy what she so desperately needs: class, talent, her formerly hot body, a white bra, a loving and non-wigger husband, etc. And that kid looks retarded and ugly. I hate clothes for little boys, they are so goddamn ugly. I just hope and pray that she fades quickly into obscurity, although it is fun to mock her and her ruined career, marriage, and her shattered hopes and dreams. What a white trash trailer park skank. Poor kid, can you imagine your mom walking around in PUBLIC in curlers, I mean, WHO THE FUCK STILL WEARS CURLERS, FOR GOD’S SAKE?? What is this, 1970? Jesus christ woman, get some self-respect and clean yourself up before you go out in public!! Pathetic.

Seriously, would anyone really want to fuck that now? Even WITH all the money, you’d still get a nasty STD.

Work was hell today, but now I get to read this. And even after two kids, she’s going to be tight enough once I get in past the used part(s). Natural as California Poppies in Wild Oats.

Yea!
I doubt she’ll go through with it, though. They’ll end up beating the crap out of eachother then making up for eternity.
Ain’t love grand?
Please prove me wrong Brit, as much as I think your music sucks, nobody deserves a husband like that!

One more thing, this girl is supposed to be a gazillionaire, when is she going to buy a stroller? That poor baby needs to detach himself from her hip and have a teeny bit of freedom!!!

#80
I have babies, and they want to be carried around all the time. They are not happy unless mommy is holding them. ALot of babies HATE to be put into a stoller and cry unless they are picked up.

Say what you will about Britney, but it must ROYALLY SUCK to be followed around by skeevy paparazzi at all times (looks like they followed her into the middle of the woods or something). And at least she always has Sean Preston with her and really seems to love him. I mean, we see photos of Kate Moss partying all the time but we NEVER see her out with her kid, just being a mom (though I am sure her child is safer with the nanny!)

congradulations, assholes. you have officially fucked up this once-entertaining site.

About all the SKECHERS’ Posts: Didnt she once have a contract and/or shoe with them? Although I do agree they are ugly, they do also look COMFY and they were probably FREE, so at least she didnt buy them (!)
And that’s my damn two cents. ;)

Remember when Britney was pregnant with SP and kept saying how sex was “crazy good”? I’m guessing this time around there’s no sex at all…

Also remember when Britney and K-Fed got together and Shar would only let them have the older kid ’cause she didn’t think Britney was responsible enough to mind the younger one? The woman is a psychic! Too bad she didn’t tell Britney what a loser K-Fed is and how he would end up screwing her life. Or maybe she did tell, but Britney didn’t listen. Nah, she probably didn’t tell, because she wanted to get rid of K-Fed.

The manny is super cute. Got to love a man who wears a baby carrier. :)

Remember when Britney was pregnant with SP and kept saying how sex was “crazy good”? I’m guessing this time around there’s no sex at all…

Also remember when Britney and K-Fed got together and Shar would only let them have the older kid ’cause she didn’t think Britney was responsible enough to mind the younger one? The woman is a psychic! Too bad she didn’t tell Britney what a loser K-Fed is and how he would end up screwing her life. Or maybe she did tell, but Britney didn’t listen. Nah, she probably didn’t tell, because she wanted to get rid of K-Fed.

The manny is super cute. Got to love a man who wears a baby carrier. :)

Whoops, sorry about the double post. :/

Good for her, now she needs to shut her fucking piehole and move to France or the UK.

buh bye.

PS: Louisiana is just as good, any place were she’ll never be heard from again.

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How about Namibia? ;)

meh, i’d hit that.

Don’t Believe everything you read in the News of The World. It’s Rupert Murdoch owned rubbish which makes up majority of its stories. It’s proper white van stuff.

However, if it does turn out to be true, I bet Brit is glad she signed that Pre-Nup. Man, i hate K-fed.

PS Why does Sean Preston have such a droopy mouth in every picture i see of him?

Actually #61, I think you’ll find the News of the World is one of the more reliable press sources. It usually leads with rock solid stories that they spend months and sometimes years researching until they’re absolutely watertight. I don’t know how stringent media law is in the US, but in the UK the press has to be very careful what it writes, or journalists and editors can be jailed, never mind fined and forced to pay compensation.

So I’d trust the NotW over pretty much any other publication, actually. Certainly more reputable than your Star or Enquirer.

Shows how much you know, eh?

She should lose that zero and get with a hero…and by “hero”, I mean David ‘The Body’ Spade.

Did anyone notice she has a MAN NANNY??? lol

@92 – sadly because he’s been dropped & punted around the block one too many times…that and his weighty pumpkin head has snapped his brain stem from the constant jerking of being in his unstable mother’s arms.
“UNSTABLE” being the key word describing Britney……His mother needs to be baby-proofed! Sad….very sad…..

mama spears alwasy looks HOT! haha

-fro0ty
http://www.playpacman.net

I’m gay too. In case anyone was wondering,which i’m sure they weren’t. Anyway, i’m just looking for attention and validation because i’m annoying and everyone hates me. Bad attention is better than no attention at all!

OUCH!!!!! how do you spell K-A-R-M-A???

Wasn’t Shar Jackson pregnant with baby #2 when K-fed left her for Britney???

Oh yes…catastrophic karma on a GRAND scale….Ooooooopppssss it happened again….*dancing out…Britney style*

What the hell is up with all the people complaining that the site is no good anymore, and how some posters have managed to wreck it for everyone else. Do you really think your comments add anything to the entertainment value of this site? Or that your juvenile retort to this message will make any difference to my life? Get some perspective, this is a site about flakes in the entertainment industry, not the website forum comment-making industry.