Britney Spears moving forward with divorce

June 5th, 2006 // 175 Comments

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Comments (175)

  1. aivilo | June 5, 2006 at 10:04 pm

    She is a pathetic lump of a human being. She isn’t worth the oxygen she pumps out of her lungs.

    AND IS SHE WEARING SKETCHERS!?
    she has like a bajillion dollars!

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  2. o-n | June 5, 2006 at 10:06 pm

    Hmm.. I think she learned her lesson a little too late to save her.

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  3. Sarah-Jean | June 5, 2006 at 10:07 pm

    I watched E! News tonight and they said that information is speculation only and is a RUMOR!!

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  4. aivilo | June 5, 2006 at 10:07 pm

    *into*

    AND FIRST, BITCHEZZZ

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  5. hotintempe | June 5, 2006 at 10:09 pm

    Its about time. I wonder how much he’ll get. Her body doesnt look too bad, she definately needs to take the rollers out. Those Sketchers are ugly.

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  6. blueballs | June 5, 2006 at 10:09 pm

    Jesus, it’s about time (if true).

    Chalk another bimbo dingbat that K-FED has knocked up twice and gotten dumped by.

    Also not mentioned is the new manny is popping her in the hershey highway.

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  7. Jenna | June 5, 2006 at 10:10 pm

    god help us all

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  8. RichPort | June 5, 2006 at 10:13 pm

    So K Fed and OverFed are splitting up… he has half her loot, so I guess he is gangsta… someone better call child services, she may eat her kids in a moment of distress

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  9. Iambananas | June 5, 2006 at 10:13 pm

    No way! She’s preggers! This isn’t possible. I’m sincerely sympathetic. That’s jsut sad what happened to her. I blame k-mooch.

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  10. Sarah-Jean | June 5, 2006 at 10:13 pm

    If she were SMART she would divorce him, but I don’t think she has that many brain cells left….

    I will be happy for her when she finally does divorce him. We all know it HAS to happen sooner or later.

    That is one marriage that won’t be going to till death do them part, I’ll tell you that right now!!

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  11. somedayshine | June 5, 2006 at 10:13 pm

    goshh,
    britney it’s such hick, but i’m glad she’s opening her eyes. believe or not women get stuck with assholes like k-fed.
    p.s: i think her baby is soo cute!
    i hope he grows to be 5yrs. and not addicted to crack.

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  12. Iambananas | June 5, 2006 at 10:14 pm

    Baby has the same dumb look as she does in that picture.

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  13. Iambananas | June 5, 2006 at 10:15 pm

    I love sketchers, you guys!

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  14. Iambananas | June 5, 2006 at 10:16 pm

    When one is preggers, one wears the kind of shoes one doesn’t have to bend down to tie and don’t hurt. Do you want her wearing stilettos?

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  15. Giggles | June 5, 2006 at 10:16 pm

    Thank God — The day is coming when we will never hear “K-FED” again. He will soon only be a bad memory…..

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  16. BoardBetty | June 5, 2006 at 10:16 pm

    You go, Britney! Dump that sack of pathetic white-trash shit and go find yourself a REAL man. Might I suggest some upstanding white-trash tow truck driver named JoeBob.

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  17. Iambananas | June 5, 2006 at 10:18 pm

    The manny shaved his ‘stache.

    He still looks like Colin Ferrell.

    Maybe Britney had an affair with the manny and that why they got a d-i-v-o-r-c-e… hmmm… let the roumers begin.

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  18. Doxes | June 5, 2006 at 10:19 pm

    For her kids’ sake I hope she’s had those treacly romantic notions of marriage and child rearing knocked out of her. Both require actual work, never go quite as you’d planned, and don’t make you some kind of fairy princess with a perfect life.

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  19. Iambananas | June 5, 2006 at 10:19 pm

    Wait… Us Weekly is like the National Enquirer. Don’t think this story is credible. Fun nonetheless.

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  20. Sarah-Jean | June 5, 2006 at 10:23 pm

    Unfortunately, you are right.

    It’s SUCH a shame it probably isn’t true.

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  21. Iambananas | June 5, 2006 at 10:24 pm

    You guys are going to have a conniption fit… but I like Britney Spears. I think she’s pretty cool, although this whole k-fed thing was kind of not good for her. But she still got her babies out of it, so there’s something good. I can’t wait until her comeback. Remember Elvis’ comeback?

    OK… It’s not anything like Elvis. Comparing Elvis and Britney Spears is like comparing The Sistine Chapel and Gigli. Both are “art”… but not quite the same twinkle.

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  22. Iambananas | June 5, 2006 at 10:25 pm

    Then, I guess K-fed’s career is going to take off now…

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  23. herbiefrog | June 5, 2006 at 10:25 pm

    …actually
    …we think she looks
    …really sweet :)

    …got a beautiful baby

    and another on the way

    dont need a man

    [although the manny is handy :) ]

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  24. sirokai | June 5, 2006 at 10:26 pm

    I think this is all RUMOR.

    But who thinks she’ll do it and run off with the manny? I mean, if she went for K-Fed, she’ll go for anyone, right?

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  25. herbiefrog | June 5, 2006 at 10:31 pm

    #21

    i could se you struggling there

    it’s art jim…

    but not as we know it :)

    does that help :))

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  26. Dumplin6 | June 5, 2006 at 10:31 pm

    Is that really the moustache guy? He looked like a big dork before but now is fairly stylin.

    But then I also think there’s nothing wrong with Skechers. I even spelled it right.

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  27. Mac An Ghaill | June 5, 2006 at 10:36 pm

    curlers in her hair, black bra white shirt…did they photoshop out the cigarette dangling from her lips and the Schlitz can in her hand?

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  28. nichole | June 5, 2006 at 10:39 pm

    WOW, totally didn’t see that coming. ~sarcasm~

    I hope she’s screwing the manny.

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  29. gogoboots | June 5, 2006 at 10:39 pm

    Egads! She looks terrible…at least she’s gettin’ rid of the K-Fug…he was doing her reputation wonders, I’ll tell you that much…at least if you’re whitetrash you need to let it all hang out, including your hair rollers, honey!

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  30. Anna | June 5, 2006 at 10:41 pm

    What

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  31. jane's eyre | June 5, 2006 at 10:41 pm

    Too bad she didn’t have brains enough to pick a better father for her children. What do you expect from someone who would abandon his kids? Did she really think he was going to be DIFFERENT for her? Britney gets what she deserves. The only real victims here are the children.

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  32. playahater101 | June 5, 2006 at 11:01 pm

    Good for her!!! Now hopefully he’ll fall into the poor house and his album will sell 100 copies and he’ll be forced to sell it on the street corners for $5 like that American Idol idiot Corey Clark or whatever his name is. At least she has sense enough to get a manny. Now instead of giving money to KFag for picking his ass she’s actually spending it on a man who will spend time with her kids.

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  33. aivilo | June 5, 2006 at 11:01 pm

    14

    no, stilettos are definitely not what I would suggest for being pregnant. However, she can at least buy a decent pair of stylish shoes. Sketchers are crap. I wore them like 5 years ago..which would make me ELEVEN. And she shouldn’t walk around looking like Billy-Bob-Joe’s baby’s momma.

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  34. fifi_butchymuscle | June 5, 2006 at 11:01 pm

    You know, it pains me to say that there was a time when I wanted to be Britney Spears – hot body, rich, performing all over the world, claiming to be a virgin and everyone believing her – but alas, those days are long gone.
    SO glad I didn’t go ahead with that experimental cloning / single white female identity theft plan I came up with a few years back. I’d be knocked up, washed up, fucked up, up shit creek without a paddle, up myself, up to no good… yeah, ok I went too far. Still, lucky me.

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  35. celebritywhore | June 5, 2006 at 11:04 pm

    #17 and #26 –

    That is not the mustache man.

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  36. shocktart | June 5, 2006 at 11:12 pm

    i dunno, i kinda like her “i don’t give a f*ck” attitude…*shrugs*…yes, she doesn’t look like the hot britney of days of yore, but i’ve definately seen new moms that are a lot rougher looking than she is

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  37. Johnny Be Good | June 5, 2006 at 11:18 pm

    Why does Britney think it’s okay to waddle outside with rollers in her hair so often lately? Being pregnant with another white trash little baby only provides an 11 month excuse for being a fat whale, not for just letting yourself go entirely. Jesus Britney.

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  38. Fa Cube Itches | June 5, 2006 at 11:20 pm

    25: There’s k-fed off the starboard bow,

    Starboard bow,

    Starboard bow?

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  39. Fa Cube Itches | June 5, 2006 at 11:23 pm

    Why does everyone think K-Fed is doomed if she does divorce him?? He traded up from Shar to Brit despite offering no real upside, and given by how many ladies were claiming they’d bang him after his GQ (or whatever mag) pics, I’d say his chances of scoring another entertainment industry bimbo of some stature are pretty high….

    Unfortunately.

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  40. chelsea_423 | June 5, 2006 at 11:24 pm

    Pregnant with curlers in her hair in public…classy. She’s one step away from Hee-Haw.

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  41. Sheva | June 5, 2006 at 11:25 pm

    Let’s get a vote. Who do you want dead first K-fag or Lamda Lamda Lamda’s head of the anal obtuse chapter of NAMBLA: lameass?

    Today I’m in a compassionate mood. So K-fag lives.

    And Britney looks like a knocked up single mom in a trailer park.

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  42. ellaminnowpea | June 5, 2006 at 11:28 pm

    you go girl! only 32 minutes left till 6/6/6!

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  43. ericisshort | June 5, 2006 at 11:28 pm

    white trash.

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  44. ellaminnowpea | June 5, 2006 at 11:29 pm

    Blohan is on Dave tonight…

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  45. Fa Cube Itches | June 5, 2006 at 11:32 pm

    Ella: Define “on”? Given this girl’s past, I’ll assume you mean “mounting”. Or is “Dave” some new slang for a designer drug?

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  46. thepretendpundit | June 5, 2006 at 11:34 pm

    wish k-fed’s parents had been pro-choice. we know what choice they would’ve made.

    How Do You Want Your Abortion?
    http://www.pretendpundit.com/2006/06/how_do_you_want.html

    Perhaps a side of fries?

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  47. ellaminnowpea | June 5, 2006 at 11:34 pm

    David Letterman! ;)
    She’ll be spreading her nasty herpes on Dave’s chair — God help the next person after her who has to sit there!! Hope they got a strong disinfectant!!

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  48. Fa Cube Itches | June 5, 2006 at 11:41 pm

    What’s the over/under on her either (1) passing out or (2) trying to brush off imaginary spiders during the interview?

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  49. Iambananas | June 5, 2006 at 11:43 pm

    I’m gay.

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  50. Iambananas | June 5, 2006 at 11:43 pm

    Just thought you’d like to know, ppl.

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