Lawyers for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline met in court today to discuss Britney’s inability to be available for randomized drug tests. She failed to respond to 8 out of 14 requests. Kevin’s lawyer claims Britney lives in a “parallel universe” and reminded the judge that she has already been reprimanded three times for not providing an accurate phone number, according to People:
Spears’s lawyer, Anne Kiley, called the current drug testing procedure “unconstitutional,” adding that just because the singer may fail to respond to testing calls doesn’t mean she’s using drugs. Kiley also pointed out that Spears has passed multiple tests successfully.
Explaining why Spears frequently changes her phone number, Kiley said the singer’s number often falls into the wrong hands.
When Commissioner Gordon stated that responding to a morning call wasn’t an extreme request, Kiley shot back: “But you’re not a pop star with a No. 1 album to promote.”
You mean the No. 2 album on Billboard? The one Britney Spears label can’t even trust her to promote? I believe the day it came out she sat around eating fried chicken and watching movies. But, yeah, you’re right that’s some back-breaking labor. Britney should get a night’s rest. She also needs her energy to single-handedly keep the Malibu fast food business in the black. It’s tough work, but, God love her, she’s a fighter.
mkell | November 8, 2007 at 2:26 pm
“When Commissioner Gordon stated that responding to a morning call wasn’t an extreme request, Kiley shot back: “But you’re not a pop star with a No. 1 album to promote.” ”
Hah! If Gordon was on the ball, he’d have simply replied that neither was Kiley’s client!
D. | November 8, 2007 at 2:27 pm
If the judge DID have an album, I’d buy it. Britney’s, not so much.
Spongebob Gangsta | November 8, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Number 27 Album. Canned beats galore. Her producers suck.
notapc | November 8, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Her number falls into the wrong hands? “Your honor, I’d like to present Exhibit A, the bathroom stall partition from the mens room at Hyde.”
Spongebob Gangsta | November 8, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Correction…Not ALL her producers suck.
Pharrell is great…the rest suck.
crewmancross | November 8, 2007 at 2:34 pm
wait….his name is Commissioner Gordon? …lol
b | November 8, 2007 at 2:36 pm
hey brit,
how does it feel to get out sold by a bunch of 50 year olds…..hahahahahahhahahahahaha !
Inconsiderate Prick | November 8, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Why does Mrs. Piggy always wear such tight clothes?
blugardenia | November 8, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Yeah! New boots!!!!!!!
Vince Lombardi | November 8, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Okay, so she passed 6 of 14 — that’s like, a “D-minus,” right?
Chick Crack | November 8, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Is she eating cookies she stole from a girl scout?
FRIST!!! | November 8, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Anyone else have a hard time getting this to load?..
Riotboy | November 8, 2007 at 2:47 pm
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Feckless | November 8, 2007 at 2:48 pm
She looks to be in good shape. Those missed drug tests are paying off.
Phy | November 8, 2007 at 2:50 pm
#6: No wonder Britney never shows up on time. He keeps trying to use the Bat-Signal.
ranish | November 8, 2007 at 2:51 pm
I don’t give a crap if she is supposed to fly the next space shuttle to the moon – she is supposed to do what the courts order her to do.
Besides, the only promoting I have seen her doing is showing her naked cootchy to the paps, eating fast food, drinking frapps and shopping for chandeliers and cars, which really should not interfere with her taking her drug tests at all.
veggi | November 8, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Dammit Brit! I like your outfit. waaa waaaa waaaa. I hate myself for it..
Matthew | November 8, 2007 at 3:01 pm
Britney:: hey yall hi yall i falied 8 durg test now I am celebrating that with a hodown with the kinfolk hey cleatus brandine git some moonshine tonight…Batman:: Trainwreck
Britney | November 8, 2007 at 3:03 pm
I come here alot and read the articles. A friend sent me the link. It is funny how all of you can judge me. You dont know the hell I go through. I understand I am a target. I just want to be left alone. And no #11 I did not steal them from a girl scout. They were from the Starbucks drive through.
PunkA | November 8, 2007 at 3:04 pm
How she passed 8 tests is a mystery. Her skin looks drug hammered. She missed because she could not buy her cleansed urine samples at the right times. She is a druggie, without a doubt. Always wears shades now to hide her blotto eyes. The judge just needs to say no more hearings until Spears actually makes 5 drug tests in a row. Until then, same orders in place and Spears pays for all the nonsense out of her own pocket.
ack | November 8, 2007 at 3:04 pm
her lawyer flat-out lied. number two album, and she has done zero promotion.
oh, and someone needs to inform chubby mcchubster that midriff-baring is out.
D. | November 8, 2007 at 3:05 pm
#19. I’m afraid you’re about 17 misspellings short of credibility.
FRIST!!! | November 8, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Well, veg, she’s pretty outta shape, we could tackle her and take them, but then again they wouldn’t probably fit us anyway. I don’t wear a 13..
Ok, off to the liquor store..I mean Burger King…yeah, for lunch and all..
T | November 8, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Britney once again proves the theory that “you are what you eat”
George Best | November 8, 2007 at 3:08 pm
if her album is number 2, its a sign that music being made today sucks and it continues to get worse. The past 10 years have produced little to nothing in the way of memorable music.
BaconMessiah | November 8, 2007 at 3:08 pm
I like the way her gunt is hanging out over the front of the jeans.
mmmm gunt….
PunkA | November 8, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Ya know how the Brad Pitt character, Rusty, in the Ocean’s movies is always eating in those films? Yet he is fit and stylish.
Now, Brit is always eating everywhere she goes too, yet she is getting fat and has horrible skin. She is one her way to Delta Burke land, baby!!
Soy | November 8, 2007 at 3:09 pm
phewww.. every little thing is alright now
..she still has the hotpinkbrabathingsuite
and The BOOTS
veggi | November 8, 2007 at 3:12 pm
FRIST!!! Wait for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..
DD's | November 8, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Ya’ll stop all this hate’n on Britney, I love her and her music, she rocks. I’m not a lesbian (maybe bi) but I’d so do her and let her do me.
Love
D. Richards | November 8, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Big news! I could have told everyone Britney failed drug tests. I mean, fuck, look at her. Britney looks like a meth addict. All the kooky shit she keeps doing. Only a genius could be as whacked as Britney, and not be on drugs. And we all know Britney’s not a fucking genius. Just an addict. God, I hope she’s smoking methamphetamines. God please! I’m not asking. I’m demanding. Burn her face beyond recognition. I need that. I need Britney to fucking seer her face-off, just to achieve an erection.
Britney | November 8, 2007 at 3:16 pm
I is so Britney, you silly puss-suckah.
I is not on any drugs or alkyhol or nuttin, thems judges is juz jealus of me suksesses.
Kevin sold me out, I never seen that cummin eithuh.
Bigheadmike | November 8, 2007 at 3:17 pm
I hate to say this but she is looking great!
For her…. getting better. than before…. What the hell am I saying!!!
Lamb | November 8, 2007 at 3:19 pm
damn it i like theLOOK- shirt with jeans in boots
(NOT on her)
Commisioner Gordan make it Go away !
naNaNaNaNaaaAAA “FATGIRL
Britney | November 8, 2007 at 3:19 pm
#31 you jealus o me 2
I’m 2 fat to be onmeth you idiut, get yo fakts str8
Juz luv me for my talent, or fo my sweet pussah, I don’t care, just luv me long time.
nonsense! | November 8, 2007 at 3:19 pm
30- You’re first 5 words explain a lot about you. shut it…
A | November 8, 2007 at 3:19 pm
I don’t care what anyone says about her personal issues, she still has one hell of an ass
No. | November 8, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Spitney Brears. Now THAT’S a good name.
BritneyDon't PeeInCups | November 8, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Britney will not pee in cups. She is so famous that the drug testers will sell her urine on E-Bay. Little cups of Britney’s Pee on sale for $1000 a cup. You wouldn’t do your drug tests either.
MsDolli | November 8, 2007 at 3:25 pm
#31
Meth and too much starch in her diet
#33..Elevate Your standards!
She looks like a homless streetwalker with that body, hair and skin
D. Richards | November 8, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Look, #30, you big breasted bohemeth you. Brintey Spears’s music does not “rock”. What could you possibly find “rock” about Britney? Are you retarded? Maybe you’re like me and find the destruction of a person, by their person, awesome. I doubt that. You actually want Spears to get better. You want Britney to “rock” the world. I just want her to overdose hard-out.
secybitch | November 8, 2007 at 3:26 pm
#19 sounds way too smart to be Britney.
Hotguy | November 8, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Shes kinda like creeping me out y’all, like possibly weaveable hairs be growing out her tits.
veggi | November 8, 2007 at 3:29 pm
41- haha! good opener!
respectfully,
me!..
All honest straight men | November 8, 2007 at 3:29 pm
She looks totally fuckable here.
Lysol | November 8, 2007 at 3:29 pm
nananananaaaaaaaaaah
the Evil SausageVillian
FurPie | November 8, 2007 at 3:29 pm
This is the way to wear fur…………….
http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/1890/im:/071108/ids_photos_en/r1568154594.jpg;_ylt=ArIz9SMXbNhmj5r2lfAyxnl.KcMA
blah, blah, blah | November 8, 2007 at 3:31 pm
That’s just what you need Brit! More cookies and more boots…that will make all the pain go away….
ND | November 8, 2007 at 3:32 pm
#45 YEP! for 5bucks.
she ‘s ASSWIPE
Micky Mc | November 8, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Shouldn’t she go to jail for contempt or something?