She’s saving money on a stylist too I see.
In other news, Frito-Lays stock plummet due to sudden lackluster sales.
Lipo and teeth whitening…hmmm.
Her preparation for a comeback should include singing, dancing, and guitar lessons, but that would take a modicum of intelligence. Regardless of how hot she gets, she will still be a talentless, mother of two, K-fed sperm receptacle.
I see a Ron Jeremy film in her future.
Too bad brain implants are not yet possible. Without that miracle, she will be entertaining us here for years….
#44&11–funny shit…once again not even one child with this bitch, damn, never have I seen a more selfish bitch in my life. My mom never left my side until I was 12.
-Psychotic, needle-dick asshole goes on school shooting rampage.
-Over a hundred people killed in sectarian violence in Iraq.
-Runaway global warming.
-Sanjaya booted from American Idol.
I think it might be a good day.
Whoever said this bitch is a size 6 needs to get the fuck out. If she’s a 6, I’m negative 100.
I thought only FRIST!! could be frist.
OH, and her hair must be like 1″ by now, right? wasn’t that two months ago?
Too bad rough sex, crack and ignorance have gooed her face into a pathetic shadow of its former self — no amount of Liposkanking can alter that nonsense.
@56 — They meant each porky thigh.
Look, she can entertain and write some catchy tunes, white trash or not. Question is: Why can’t the woman find a stylist????
HELP..I CAN’T FIND MY MOMMIE..THE NANNY SAID SHE LIVED IN HERE…MY DIAPER IS WET AND MY BROTHER NEEDS FED,,PLEASE SOMEONE HELP..IS BRITTNEY MY MOM,COZ SHE SAID THAT SHE DIDN’T HAVE KIDS ,,SO NOW I AM CONFUSED..MOMMIE,MOMMIE!!!!
I would love to bag on this trailer trash queen. But she has been talked about so much, there just is nothing else to say. I am actually feeling a little sorry for her.
OMG you’ve got to be kidding me …
This is attractive?
It’s like one of those pictures in a kids’ Highlights magazine where you circle all the things that are wrong with it … except all you have to do here is circle the whole damn thing.
She looks like a trussed up roast beef. Or a turkey.
And I would like to take a shit in that hat.
Hey maybe you guys can help me out I’ve seem to have forgotten who wears short ass skirts and fishnets on the side walk
Oh yeah now I remember…Hookers!
what an attention whore.
Get out of bed Fishdude!
how does she look good? i’m not seeing it. and perhaps the weight loss is from not drinking so much?
britney fails to realize that the only dancers who actually wear leotards like that are 5-7 year olds to their dance recitals. wait, that actually adds up because that’s pretty much her mental capacity.
sleepy and bored. britney’s a ho. next….
That’s right, 57!!!!!
Glad you could finally join us.
Listen, if you are retarded enough to wear seamed black fishnets in the daytime under a mini skirt with cowboy boots and legwarmers, then at least have the commony decency to check them for holes first.
MOMMIE…PLEASE SOMEONE ANSWER ME…IS MY MOMMIE STILL ALIVE..HELP,,MY DAD IS K-FED AND WE WANT TO HUG OUR MOMMIE..SHE SAYS WE DON’T EXIST..MOMMIE..HOW COULD YOU LEAVE US WITH K-FED..HELP…WE R BRITTNEY’S KIDS AND THE NANNY IS TELLIN US OUR MOMMIE IS A DEAD JACKEL..MOMMIE,,Y DO U HATE US.?MOMMIE!
MOMMIE…I won’t quit looking for you until you come home and rock my brother to sleep..if you don’t,,,one day ..you will pay..I promise..MOMMIE,,MOMMIE…
Oh, yeah, well it’s still early here and I have a monster hangover!!!
I went to work though, I’m good like that…
Wait, why are we still on this post? Is there a new one yet or do I need to refresh?
MAMA..PLEASE ANSWER ME,,I KNOW THIS IS YOUR PICTURE,BUT YOU WON’T CALL US.WHERE R U. MAMAAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMMAAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMMAMAMAMAMAMPLEASEMAMAMAMPLEASEMAMAMMA,WE HATE OUR DADDDY,,,WAKE UP MOOMMMIIEE,AND SMELL THE ROSES BEFORE ITS TOO LATE,,,MOMMMIEEEE!!!
She better buy that magic fat dissolving crap by tanker truck once a month. Why? ‘Cause she’s a lazy fat-ass who eats like a fucking pig. A perfect example of the douchebag generation who want it all without doing any actual work.
Are we ignoring #78? I sure fucking hope so.
Well I am, it’s disturbing to say the least…
Maybe it will go away. If we’re lucky.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU,I AM LOOKING FOR MY MOMMIE(SPEARS) ALL YOU DO IS TALK YOUR BULLSHIT ABOUT YOUR BORING LIFE,BITCHES.
Kelli, with an I, seems to be under the impression she’s funny.
WHY IT IS DISTURBING..COZ MAYBE YOUR LIKE MY MOTHER(BRITTNEY) AM I HITTING A NERVE, BITCH…FFFFFFFFFF UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Not trying to be funny, just real, bitches….jrzmommy,,,what’s wrong? did you give a baby away today,,is that your stupid problem? YOUR AN ASSHOLE,,,SHUT THE HELL, BITCH!
It is sad. I would take Sara Jean or Edna over this broad any day.
UP YOUR ASS WITH DRPLOWSHIT,,,SICK OF HEARING YOUR LIFE IN HERE, USE THE FREAKIN PHONE ,BITCHES.
Yes, I gave a baby away today. It’s my stupid problem. Your last name isn’t Cho by any chance, is it Kelli, with an I?
lol, jrz. Apparently, I am supposed to stick a drplowshit up my ass. Should be interesting. I’ll be sure to give kelli an update.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, AND THE HORSE DICK YOU CLIMBED OFF OF, BITCH,,,U R NO MOMMIE,,YOUR JUST LIKE SPEARS…I CAN ONLY HOPED YOU GAVE YOU KID AWAY,,HATE TO SEE IT PUT UP WITH YOUR ASSHOLE…
#90 –YEA, that’s right, ffffffff nnnnnnnn enjoy, bitch,,u know u love it….
i HATE this bitch…and she has been wearing the same fucking boots for about 2 months now, was she told they looked hot by one of her ‘handlers’??
if we ignore IT it will go away folks…keep walking
Britney Spears still wearing stupid hats.
And she still looks ugly to me.
wow somebody shut kelli up. anger issues. whew! such unnecessary unpleasantness.
Hey at least she lost the Donna Reed pearls!
is she fucking makes a ‘comeback’ i am NOT responsible for my actions people. you’ve been warned!!!
she is a piece of shit.
#97 finally, someone interesting..
I don’t get it. She had a yearning to pop out a couple of kids and now he never sees them?
She was just like ‘squirt’, that feels better, now here you take ‘em!
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