Britney Spears might be pregnant again

February 27th, 2006 // 67 Comments

spears-pregnant-again.jpgBritney Spears was rushed to a Malibu hospital last week with reports saying it was to take care of her constipated son Sean Preston. However, a source has told The Scoop that she’s pregnant again, saying: “She was throwing up and had stomach cramps. She


  1. ShanDourdan

    I’m sorry but there is a difference between having a nanny around for ‘occasional support’ and being so freaking lazy that you can’t be bothered to get off your lazy ass and feed your own son, yet tell the world “I only let my mum hold my baby” Bull.Shit.

  2. veggi

    #13- haaaaaaaa!
    I hope she’s saying “I don’t know who my baby’s daddy is”

  3. Britney is not pregnent. I asked her, “Brit, fat or pregnent?” She said fat. She wants to do another album and tour before the next one. Time to make some cash. She only has one Mexican left to hold the baby.

  4. Tetsuo

    Argh! Those two dumb pieces of redneck shit are popping out ANOTHER worthless, unloved child and here I am not having been laid in two fucking months! It’s not fair! On the plus side, at least the kid’s likely to start out intellectually superior to his old man. Assuming Brotney hasn’t been banging the pool boy on the side while K-Fed’s been passed out on the couch from too much weed.

  5. jugsgirl

    silly britney,

    when your baby is constipated ~ shake him ~ don’t take him to the hospital.

    shake all the poop out.

  6. Chris'sMom

    #55…Priceless, but don’t give her any ideas.

  7. dodah1

    If I looked like Britney, I’d be vomiting too. The girl is over. She’ll never have a comeback, and it’s all her own damn fault. Get a kneck Britney, yikes!

  8. Don'tPanic

    At least have the decency to feed your own kid if you’re just gonna stand there looking dumb. What is she doing in that photo that would stop her from feeding her child?

  9. #55, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh God! I almost choked when I read that. LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Priceless.

  10. thisone

    #58 – duh, she’s shopping. That’s always more important right? It’s funny, you would think that if she was talented enough to drive safely with her son in her lap on the PCH then she would be talented enough to walk and feed her baby at the same time!

  11. Don'tPanic

    Of course, shopping.

    I managed to do all sorts of things and feed my baby at the same time, (breast feed even), not the least of which was shopping. But then, I’m just a peasant who can’t afford a nanny to raise my child for me.

    But someone brought up a good point, better a nanny than Britney. She seems too ignorant to handle a child all by herself.

  12. Zed

    I loved the picture of her in Hawaii sitting on the beach NEXT TO the nanny who was busy feeding Sean. So Britney can’t even feed Sean when she’s relaxing in Hawaii!?!

    Hey, she’s a priceless PRINCESS, you guys! Get over it!

  13. If she’s drunk, fat, shopping, chewing tobacco, and not pregnant now, it doesn’t matter because she’ll get pregnant eventually.

    And if she is pregnant now, she won’t be alone, because the Sperminator will not rest. He has to spread his seed. It’s not a matter of if, but when.

  14. LaydeeBug

    YAWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN! (falls asleep before finishing yawn)

  15. odds are better than 2-1 that her nanny isn’t legal.

  16. Fred

    The nanny is feeding the baby because Bitchney had to run back to the car to get more Cheetos and beer.

  17. good is it my?

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