Britney Spears might be pregnant again

she’s been looking a little pudge lately. another awful federline offspring in the works, id wager…

The federal government needs to step in and prevent this ho-down from reproducing again. How many wards of the state can California afford?

i really just hope she’s too lazy to loose the weight b/c i agree she is a bit hefty, but come on- she can barely take care of the one child she has let alone two!

“She was throwing up and had stomach cramps.” I understand that the stomach cramps were because she kept swallowing her tobacco juice instead of spitting it. Typical blonde redneck.

The diagnosis for why she was throwing up was a little more complicated, although reports are that she was listening to Federslime’s CD immediately beforehand.

Poor Sean. Given her parenting skills he was probably so backed up that he looked a football before she realized what his problem was.

Pleeaase don’t tell me that her poor overworked, underappreciated nanny is the one sitting with the baby in the background! Nannies are not status symbols, but a billboard for lazy mothers.

If you’re going to have a kid – then take care of it yourself.

In Britney

yeah I think she is pregnant again I’m sorry to say.

I wish she’d stop reproducing with Kevin. Mainly I wish she’d comeback for a year or 2 before taking a break again.

If you look at her, her body is good except her stomach. Probably a baby…

I think she is pregnant too. I figure they will be the typical trailer trash family with 10 kids in tote.

I agree with SuperSpence on a political level. The Government should regulate celebrities from reproducing. Especially ones that drive with a infant on their lap speeding down a road; while the half wit boyfriend is yapping on a cell phone about is peanut butter song remake.

Both need a good back-hand. Some Full Metal Jacket Military training wouldn’t hurt either.

“what is your malfuntion?”

Come on guys, she needs 2 kids: one to push the gas pedal while the other one steers.

I guess her motherly way of taking care of Preston is by saying “Juanita, it’s time for you to feed the damn baby.”

The lettering on her shirt should be changed to “$9.95″ and then a sticker should be placed on it that reads “%50 OFF!”

Is everyone sure that the nanny is not the same woman that killed singer Selena? I could have sworn it was her.

Maybe if you put her in a black large pinstripe shirt I could tell the difference.

Please #5. A nanny is the ONLY way to go.

#9, that was hilarious! :-D

is anyone else laughing over the fact that she had to take her baby to the hospital for constipation?!?!?!

maybe if you stopped feeding the poor kid cheetos and colt 45 he could take a proper dump.

It sickens me the way you people pick on retarded mothers like this. SHAME!

so dumb and dumber mated again, looks like the world’s coming to an end.

Jesus, Brit. What’s wrong with you? I don’t even like you or your music but I feel sorry for you.

Between Wacko Jacko and Brit

Let’s hope she is pregnant given the fact she looks like a large tub of dipshit. Then again if she is pregnant GOD help us all and her unborn child.

Looks like K-Douche will need to get a job as I am sure the word makes his ears bleed.

she constantly has the nanny holding sean. thats the mark of one lazy-ass mother. she drives with her baby at the wheel, something even a dirt poor family in the amazon jungle wouldnt do, and now she wants to have another one? where is child services when you need them?

whatta bunch of losers. how many times has anyone ever been ‘rushed to the hospital’ like these losers. and bitchney is one more big baby. how many women tough it out for 9 months without craving extra hyper-attention. fer crying out loud. waste products. some women give birth in the backs of cabs and you don’t hear them bitching about cramps n shit. effin prima donts!

#9 you beat me to it. I was going to ask if she was going to have enough room on her lap, but after two?? But then realized with extra weight…not only is the answer yes, but HELL YES!!

A seemingly exhausted nanny looking after your baby for you? $500 a week.

Cornrows so your husband looks even more stupid? $300 and your sister’s virginity.

A cheap vest stretched over your saggy, udder-like bra-free breasts? Priceless.

#11 Too funny, that is exactly what I was thinking.

Poor Sean, I sure hope he doesn’t grow up thinking the nanny is his mommy. Does Brit ever nuture her own child. Or, do they not let her hold him for fear she may eat him?

Poor little baby, he will never have a normal, happy, healthy life.

Has anybody seen the previews for “The Hills have Eyes”? I’m guessing that now with Federline working on his forth kid they will all move out to an abandoned urainium mine in NEvada and attack and eat lost travelers. Either that or become the next Menudo…you know, six of one, half dozen the other.

“She was throwing up and had stomach cramps. She

if i were her i would Contemplating falling down the stairs. or doing that old looosiana cajun voodoo shit her mama taught her

#13: haha!

i think it’s really sad that there are so many couples out there that are incapable of having children, and then you have these idiots procreating like rabbits. kevin federline does not deserve to have 3 kids, let alone 4.

I hope she’s not pregnant. She needs to dump K-fed and move on. The girl has enough problems with the media.

Mardi Gras is coming up in New Orleans, so she’s gotta look ‘Fat’ for ‘Tuesday’!

In response to comments #22 & #29 – awesome, LMAO!

WHYYY G-O-D WHYYY!

This PROVES the end of the world is fast approaching!

This is when the phrase ‘mandatory sterilization’ comes to mind. Maybe she got pregnant because she was ‘trying to get away from the paparazzi’.
She should just have Frito-Lay construct a cheeto manufacturing plant in her kitchen. Then all she would have to do is tell Sean to go to ownstairs instead of putting him on her lap to drive to the store.

Ahhhh gross. Why do these people make more?

okay i thought a while ago it said that she never let anyone hold her baby. not even kevin. judging by the picture in the background it looks like she really doesn’t care.

Have a Frito-Lay plant in her kitchen? Helllllllllll no! She should have get herself a house constructed of Cheetos!!

K-dick just guaranteed himself another bigger payout.
Once she squeezes out another puppy it’s ka-ching.

Now he can go back out and impregnate some more Char types.

Why is it that Rhodes Scholars and Mensa members have infertility problems, whilst skum-sucking ignorant assholes are more fertile than a clan of Mormon wives?

I want to understand Darwin’s recent push towards populating the earth with morons. I WANT TO UNDERSTAND IT! WHYYYYYYYYYY???

ha hahahahahhhahahahahhhahahhahhhahahhh
sniff…

Brit, hang in there. You are still beautiful. We all need help with our kids sometimes; especially when your hubby isn’t around. Don’t feel bad for needing the assistance of a nanny every now and again or for not losing every single pound gained during pregnancy; especially when you are going through the end of your marriage. You’re young, you’re beautiful, you have a great career and family, and you have a beautiful baby. That’s all you need. Dump the garbage and laugh all the way to the bank.

Red Bull does give you wings. I’ve tried it. Brittney should really start drinking Red Bull or maybe even sugar free Red Bull. The caffeine and some of the energy ingredients might help her shed the massive pounds she has put on.

In the February 2006 issue of People Magazine, Britney Spears was interviewed, ordering a mango margarita.

http://www.gobritney.com/album4294/britney-spears-4294-88735.html

With this new information, the list of possibilities regarding Britney’s ballooning weight has now been narrowed down to TWO possibilities:

1) She’s not pregnant, she’s just FAT from cheetos and liquor.
OR
2) She IS indeed pregnant, and she’s promoting fetal alcohol syndrome.

Personally, I wouldn’t be surprised at all if the second idea was occuring. Deep down, I’m kind of even anticipating it.
Perhaps spawning a retarted baby due to her irresponsible behavior will wake up Britney to the real world. Maybe she’ll even stop producing shitty music and, instead, begin doing something productive in her life: campagning for responsible parenting, perhaps?

she’s not pregnant

#36…If she had her house made out cheetos she would be homeless before she popped out this other demon seed. Then what would she do. I guess she could go stay at one of K-Feds whores, I mean, ‘friends’ house.

#13, the best comment!!

Maybe Nanny Consuelo McPhee fed Sean too much arroz, poor kid has spackle in his bowels!! Nothing that a little prune juice or molasses in his bottle won’t cure.

You’d be vomiting and have stomach cramps too if you were married to K-Fed. She shoulda thought of that earlier.

Good luck to them I say.

HollyJ, it’s very simple, Fertility Drugs! There was recently a 62 year old bumpkin that had a kid, maybe soon I will too… O.o

‘Nannies are not status symbols, but a billboard for lazy mothers.’

And fathers too, presumably, 5?
I fully support Brit using a nanny, personally. The nanny is undoubtedly a trained child-care professional, who knows enough not to try with an infant on her lap.

QUICK! CALL SOCIAL SERVICES.