Britney Spears might be hooked on drugs

December 8th, 2006 // 118 Comments

britney-spears.jpgIn Touch Weekly is claiming that Britney Spears has turn to medication to help with her split from Kevin Federline and has been spotted carrying several types of anti-depressants in her purse.

On November 27 Britney dined at Dan Tana’s restaurant in West Hollywood – where she was also spotted carrying a glass of red wine out to her car before taking the wheel – and during a visit to the powder room a fellow diner caught a glimpse inside her handbag. The source told In Touch Weekly magazine: “It looked like a pharmacy in there – I have never seen so many pills. There was a bottle of Paxil, an antidepressant, and a bottle of Xanax, which treats anxiety, that she took out and put on the counter.” The directions for both these drugs state they should not be mixed with alcohol.

Wow, like a pharmacy, huh? That sure is a lot of pills. And I bet they’re not even exaggerating. Because if I know In Touch (and I’m pretty sure I do) they’re the most accurate reporters of truth since Abraham Lincoln. The only reason their writers don’t have more Pulitzers is because they’ve all been disqualified for being too honest.

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  1. EJ

    On a side note, someone needs to go make sure Fish is okay, or if he just passed out from the sheer exhaustion of banging 800 lingerie models in 72 hours.

  2. sexybitch

    #100
    Fed-Ex will sue for half her earnings.

  3. BarbadoSlim

    @101 yup Superfish dude sure takes his sweet time…not a good thing in this business.

  4. Grope For Luna

    Evasion noted.

    See ya!

  5. RichPort

    Do you see what you did Britney??? You made these otherwise fine ladies jump at each other’s throats because you’re not sure if you’re depressed, not sure what defines socially acceptable behavior for a young mother of two, not sure if booze, pills or both are the solution, not sure if underwear is old-fashioned. These are the women who buy your shit. Show them, and sophisticated women everywhere, that you can rise above the mendacity of your current existence, and become the vocal diva we’ve always expected you to be. That or show us your tits already… we’ve been waiting.

  6. BarbadoSlim

    @105 doode, you’re a tool, and you’re boring.

  7. RichPort

    Slim, that can’t be you… I’ll assume it’s a troll. Run along now.

  8. killeristic

    i bet its paris!!

  9. 86

    40 LOL. All so very true.

  10. menda67

    I want her to show tits before rehab…

  11. lance614

    Why are there doctors who prescribe powerful drugs like this to someone like Britney. If they are really concerned about her they make sure that she is in regular therapy and stop prescribing if she won’t follow the rules. Seems like doctors are prepared to prescribe Xanax or Paxil at the drop of a tear.

  12. Jenster

    i’ll venture a guess that she’ll be on
    “intervention” in about 2 more years.

  13. CantLookBackWontLookBack

    What the fuck are all you hags talking about??? I read the posts and feel like I walked into the middle of a cat fight in the girl’s room. Is this a private chat board or what? Jesus Henry Christ.

    Anyway, has CPS taken Brit’s kids from her yet, or not? Can anyone say Tatum O’Neil? Can any one say Raine Pryor? Yes, these children are the result of “super star” parents that were fucking selfish drug-head B list rejects. TAKE THE KIDS! Let Brit ruin her own life.

  14. tsarinaamanda

    Luna-

    Fuck you. My stepfather was a worthwhile, decent, loving, hard-working person who suffered from MS for almost 20 years. For you to talk shit about him in ANY way just shows what a reprehensible, useless, hateful, miserable person you truly are. I’m sorry that nobody loves you, and that you will never know how wonderful it is to have people care about you, but that’s your own goddamn fault for being such a douchetard. Go ahead and say whatever you want about me, I don’t really give a fuck, because you aren’t any fucking prize pig yourself (although I AM willing to bet that you ARE a fucking pig…and a skag, and about as well-liked as an anal fissure…). All you do is make yourself look like a fucking asshole by attacking a dead guy who suffered horribly for many years dealing with a crippling disease. I hope and pray that YOU get MS, so you can see how terrible it is, and I hope that nobody gives a shit about you and you get dumped off in a shitty, state-run nursing home, alone and unvisited, and abused by the borderline-retarded “nurses” that work there. I cannot think of ANYONE who deserves a life of misery, unhappiness, and neglect more than you. You are truly a worthless pile of steaming yak dung.

    EJ, BarbadoSlim-

    Thanks…I love you guys too Luna-

    Fuck you. My stepfather was a worthwhile, decent, loving, hard-working person who suffered from MS for almost 20 years. For you to talk shit about him in ANY way just shows what a reprehensible, useless, hateful, miserable person you truly are. I’m sorry that nobody loves you, and that you will never know how wonderful it is to have people care about you, but that’s your own goddamn fault for being such a douchetard. Go ahead and say whatever you want about me, I don’t really give a fuck, because you aren’t any fucking prize pig yourself (although I AM willing to bet that you ARE a fucking pig…and a skag, and about as well-liked as an anal fissure…). All you do is make yourself look like a fucking asshole by attacking a dead guy who suffered horribly for many years dealing with a crippling disease. I hope and pray that YOU get MS, so you can see how terrible it is, and I hope that nobody gives a shit about you and you get dumped off in a shitty, state-run nursing home, alone and unvisited, and abused by the borderline-retarded “nurses” that work there. I cannot think of ANYONE who deserves a life of misery, unhappiness, and neglect more than you. You are truly a worthless pile of steaming yak dung.

    EJ, BarbadoSlim-

    Thanks…I love you guys too <3. People like you are why I come to this site so much :) You’re awesome, don’t ever change!

  15. marijhane

    This would explain alot! i’ve been saying she’s acting like she’s on xaxnax or valium. Xaxnax and alcohol will make you not give a f**k about what you are doing. I just hope she slows down for the sake of her children.

  16. arabellacharmed

    Um .. WOW.. this is better than General Hospital ..
    but alot harder to keep up with I can go a whole week not watching GH and know what is going on as soon as I turn it on.. I just wanted to read what is going on with britney ..

    I kinda feel sorry for her .. I realize she is lost .. because the poor thing actually believed that loser she married was gonna stick around and they would live happily ever after . I myself have experience this in my life and probably was a worse person at the time than brit.. but i just want her to know that all you have to do is realize within you is someone who CAN take care of those babies without him and if you realize you have it within yourself , then you will attract a very worth while man who will want to stand by you as a partner, helper soulmate. I was lucky enough that me and my husband decided we both screwed up and it was the covenant of marriage that we promised one another, and with forgiveness and love anything can be fixed. Now i dont know if KF is worth it but I even think showing his recent actions or lack of bad publicity that he is capable of parenting and marriage, Dr Phil could help these guys and a few others

  17. *might*?!? how about for sure

  18. I like how so many of the people penning ‘heartfelt’ tributes can’t even be bothered to spell her name right.

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