Britney Spears might be hooked on drugs

December 8th, 2006 // 118 Comments

britney-spears.jpgIn Touch Weekly is claiming that Britney Spears has turn to medication to help with her split from Kevin Federline and has been spotted carrying several types of anti-depressants in her purse.

On November 27 Britney dined at Dan Tana’s restaurant in West Hollywood – where she was also spotted carrying a glass of red wine out to her car before taking the wheel – and during a visit to the powder room a fellow diner caught a glimpse inside her handbag. The source told In Touch Weekly magazine: “It looked like a pharmacy in there – I have never seen so many pills. There was a bottle of Paxil, an antidepressant, and a bottle of Xanax, which treats anxiety, that she took out and put on the counter.” The directions for both these drugs state they should not be mixed with alcohol.

Wow, like a pharmacy, huh? That sure is a lot of pills. And I bet they’re not even exaggerating. Because if I know In Touch (and I’m pretty sure I do) they’re the most accurate reporters of truth since Abraham Lincoln. The only reason their writers don’t have more Pulitzers is because they’ve all been disqualified for being too honest.


  1. Yeah, she’s been drinking CoozeFlasher ™! –

  2. natechip


  3. imakemistakes

    ah…i’m ok with her o.d’ing.

  4. natechip

    Damn you slow connection! DAMN YOU!

  5. BigJism

    “Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!”

  6. NipsyHustle

    but what i want to know is where was the valtrex and the summer’s eve douche?

  7. techclerk

    Britney Spears would have to lip sync a queebe.

    Now my work is done for today.

  8. Tits_McGhee

    She’s gotta be fucked up if she’s hanging out with Paris Hilton.

  9. techclerk

    One of these days I’ll be first with that line

  10. Well, hopefully it’s drugs. Sane, sober people have no excuse to act the way she has been.

  11. Something tells me Dolce & Gabbana aren’t thrilled that she’s sporting their wares. At least she covered it this time, though.

  12. NipsyHustle

    seriously though, paxil and alcohol do not mix. i have a girlfriend who was on that diet for awhile and ultimately ended up taking a couple of chunks of flesh out of her boyfriend’s face with her nails. bitch’s crazy levels sky rocketed to the point you always looked around the room to assess your weapons in case she decided to cage match YOU that day.

  13. not from the CIA

    Of course! It all makes sense! No wonder the Rohypnol didn’t work! She’s built up a resistance!

  14. Nzingha

    At least she’s look a little bit more classy. Those shoes ruined it and made her look so pedestrian.

  15. Man, what a waste of a perfectly good career.

    She still looks like crap.

  16. She needs to be hooked on phonics.

  17. sitara

    Dear Britney,

    Thank you for keeping your legs closed when you exited the vehicle. It’s a flattering look for you.

    On that subject, please note the following on slimming techniques.

    Patterns: sometimes effective.
    Bunched material over stomach: never effective.

    Thank you.

  18. She needs to get hooked on a stylist cause it’s obvious she can’t dress herself.

  19. Well, we know she isn’t hooked on phonics.

    Also, when you think your skirt isn’t short enough, you know to show the world you aren’t wearing underwear, then the twist/ball technique looks like it comes in handy.

  20. Cambry

    I don’t get what is so shocking about someone going through a divorce being on anti-depressants and anxiety meds….

  21. pixel killya

    She better not overdose…soon.

  22. your_therapeutic_smile

    “caught a glimpse”?
    sounds like the insider was doing more than catching a glimpse, if she could read every prescription and what warnings they had…

  23. allgravybaby

    errrr who doesnt know that alcohol & anti depressants aren’t good together

  24. superficially

    how fucked up do you have to be to get depressed over a break-up with Kevin Federline?…

    something’s wrong with that girl….seriously!

  25. Stephanie12

    What? She’s exiting a car without a crotch shot?

  26. scamps

    I’m not one to defend her (hell, I’m not even defending HER, I’m defending people under psychiatric treatment), but Paxil and Xanax don’t necessarily make a pharmacy. Lots of people are on more than one medication – I’m on a mix of Ativan and Zoloft, for crissakes.

  27. Luv2rant

    Hit me, baby, one more time was a plea…a foreshadowing plea…

  28. superficially

    what a loser…

    why are people even talking about that has-been coochie-flasher…ugh

    bitch, nobody likes you….overdose quick!

  29. Maybe she’s just REALLY likes candy corn and has figured the best way to carry it is in medicine bottles. They are much easier to handle than the bag the corn comes in.

    Well, they are resealable at least…

  30. I’m sorry, but Britney is more interesting when she is doing sultry videos and singing. Not when she’s just, you know, WALKING AROUND like Paris does.

    Homer Simpson: BORING!

    Well said, Homer! Well said…

  31. HunterTV

    Bah. Who ISN’T on antidepressants. And in the entertainment biz. Shit I’d be surprised if she wasn’t.

  32. Thats complete bullshit.

    For one, it says paxil as an antidepressant, and xanax for anxiety. Uhm… paxil is also for anxiety. And there is NO WAY it would be mixed with Xanax.

  33. Missallanpoe

    I just have a few words to say to this…nice dress and I hope she chokes on those pills. =) Also, I feel that I’m the nicest of all these ‘britney fans’ here.

  34. FecalPellets

    PMSL@ 29 :=))

    Yuckola, that dress is D&G?? I wouldn’t use that effin rag for dusting knick knacks.

  35. MizScarlett

    Drugs, schmugs. Who ISN’T on drugs? Why, I’m on a delightful combo of Stoli, crank and Midol as we speak!

    La Spears’ REAL problem is that she always appears to have been dressed by a gang of blind, lesbian gypsies. And there ain’t no rehab for that, Y’all.

  36. CowgirlUp

    So what, this “source” is a pharmacist and can read a label and automatically know what the meds are for and how to use them? There’s nothing wrong with her taking the meds if she needs them, but it’s wrong to attack her for seeking the help she needs.

  37. ehh…

    I agree with #29…

    Kevin looks like the common white-boy-wanna-be-gangsta that hangs out at 7-11…

    Brit looks like she’s the Queen of the Trailer Park.

    Im suprised he left her enough money to get the pills to begin with.

  38. arden

    Goddamit, I hate to be put in the position to defend this girl, but you don’t carry anti-depressents around with you. You take them once a day, and it take weeks or months for them to have full effect.

  39. kacsing

    I wish she would wear a dress, just one time, the way it was supposed to be worn.

  40. kacsing

    LA SPEARS!!!!Thats just as funny as “Celebutard.” I’m laughing my ass off!

  41. shanonorato

    She looks like she probably smells…like a combination of body odor and some kind of cheese. Skank.

  42. shanonorato

    Oh, and crotch-rot.

  43. Is this not standard in Hollywood?

  44. NicotineEyePatch

    Girls on drugs always tie knots in their clothes. It gives them something to do to keep their hands busy when they’re not jerking men off for money to buy more drugs.

  45. NicotineEyePatch

    Not that she needs the money…. but I’m sure she jerks people off for drugs nonetheless. She does have a knot tied in her dress… that’s a dead giveaway.

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