Do I detect a hint of sarcasm? Maybe just a smidgen? I know this is her trying to be clever, but she just comes off sounding like an idiot. Being clever only works if you have a brain, and not a cartoon drawing of a turtle where your brain should be.
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Thank you for explaining.
As I suspected she has learnt ABSOLUTELY NOTHING from her experiences.
The different accent and attitude is mildly interesting. Could this shit really all be an act. Me thinks no. It would all be too risky, she could be the most hated person on earth after all of this. She may well end up like the New Kids on the Block, remember their fantabulous demise (being a genius I hated them from day one, just like Britney). This could not possibly be some big caclulated publicity stunt. Right? I vote for she is insane and has multiple personalities. Lets call the other one BERTHA (it’s the bald fat Britney). Good Gaad her life is like a soap opera. At this point she gets ZERO sympathy from me.
Did X17 make you take your scoop down? THIS website is SO lame,
It would be funny if it was more original, and she didn’t repeat herself so much, and didn’t act like a complete airhead. This is not going to make anyone respect you, Britney. This is just a tired, inane, unimaginative attempt at sarcasm, and makes you look pathetic and bitter. Congratulations on doing what everyone expects of you.
myztry = suzie? Me thinks it’s possible.
Too bad *they* aren’t reincarnated as Sean & Jayden, then we’ll see how much they love Slitney. All those kids see of their mommy is the back of her head as she walks out the door.
**I soooo want to like, have 2 babies and like, ditch them for a night on the town and like go to rehab just for fun, not like cuz I’m an alcoholic or anything!**
Q. What is worse than posting negative shit on a celeb-slamming site?
A. Posting positive shit about a worthless celeb on a celeb-slamming site.
I agree 100% iamsosmrt. Slutney loves her some drama. I just enjoy watching this bitch fail. It’s cheap entertainment!
Dude: Okay, do you have something to say to X17 and your fans?
Britney: Yes, first of all I want to say ‘hey’ and I can’t wait for all of my stuff to come out and I’m really really excited and also I just want to say that, um, I’m just really really shocked at how nice our world is because it’s just so nice, like, oh my God, like the other day , like, I was sitting there and I saw these magazines and they said I was pregnant and like it’s so true. Like, America, believe everything you read because, like, you’re smart and I’m stupid. Like, for real, c’mon y’all! And, like after that I like totally saw, also, like on the USA today, ’cause always believe everything you read, that it said that, you know, like I was drinking all the time, and like it was so right, it was so true! I mean, oh my God, it was so right and like, my management totally knew what they were doing when they sent me to rehab. Uhg, so right you know, and it just like, I’m just gonna cry right now because like the world is so nice. Like this lady she told me, she said, “Britney, go to the light, go to the light and see Jesus”,okay, and I was like, “Haaa, oh my God! I’m gonna do it!” And I did it, and it… …happened! And it was just so wierd because our world is so nice so thank you so much!
Dude: So nice always Britney, thanks for everything.
Britney: Thank you so much.
Dude: I really appreciate it.
Britney: Thank you
Dude: I really appreciate to take the picture for you…
(Britney laughs like a whore on a carrot farm)
Dude: …everything from your life where all x17 fans…
Britney: I’m gonna have to hire you man!
Dude mumbles in some foreign accent
Britney: Great, thank you.
Yes, first of all I want to say ‘hey’ and I can’t wait for all of my stuff to come out and I’m really really excited
MEANS
I can’t smell the rotting corpse of a career flushed down the toilet along with my latest miscarriage and I’m high right now!
and also I just want to say that, um, I’m just really really shocked at how nice our world is because it’s just so nice, like, oh my God,
MEANS
I’m a poor little rich girl who is not in touch with reality.
like the other day , like, I was sitting there and I saw these magazines and they said I was pregnant and like it’s so true.
MEANS
I had a miscarriage in rehab from doing all that crystal meth.
Like, America, believe everything you read because, like, you’re smart and I’m stupid. Like, for real, c’mon y’all! And, like after that I like totally saw, also, like on the USA today, ’cause always believe everything you read, that it said that, you know, like I was drinking all the time, and like it was so right, it was so true!
MEANS
Hey, I helped the Bush administration with their propaganda, why do I have to work on my own? They owe me one!
I mean, oh my God, it was so right and like, my management totally knew what they were doing when they sent me to rehab. Uhg, so right you know, and it just like,
MEANS
There was an intervention
I’m just gonna cry right now because like the world is so nice.
MEANS
I need a fix!
Like this lady she told me, she said, “Britney, go to the light, go to the light and see Jesus”,okay, and I was like, “Haaa, oh my God! I’m gonna do it!” And I did it, and it… …happened!”
MEANS
I have no soul, I am evil incarnate, I am the AntiChrist, I eat my own miscarriaged foetuses
And it was just so wierd because our world is so nice so thank you so much!
MEANS
Maybe I am saying too many stupid things all at once, I better make like a tree and get outa here!
107.. you put a lot of time in your response. lol
*shrugs* i like britney.. she’s weird.. I do however believe she should face her demons and take off those stupid ass hats and be free with her baldness… her hair must have grown some anyways.. you cant wear wigs forever.
There is no way that is actually Britney… I know she is being sarcastic, but that is not the way she talks and why do you think she is wearing glasses that cover half her face. Am I the only one here who thinks so??
109. Posted by purplepopo
yes you are
109, yep… yer the only one.
I tried to watch it again and had to turn it off. I’m embarrassed for her.
Wish I was cool enough to hang with Britney, then my life would truely be complete.
It says video no longer available. So what did the single celled amoeba have to say? Anyone?
Like, oh my gawd, y’all. ROFL!! What a complete tard! All her fans? Both of them gave up on her long ago. She’s delusional beyond words. At least she’s only wearing one hat this time.
The video has been removed! I didn’t get to see it – you must find another link, please!
YouTube is being a complete dicklicker and removing anything with a remote trace of copyright (this video is from X17). If you go to x17online.com there’s a link on the right hand side of the page.
Here ya go folks:
http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/in_case_you_missed_it_.php
the last of that is _.php
Ok, I’m bored, I’m tired, and I’m at work….it’s Monday! Didn’t something exciting happen over the weekend? Didn’t Lindsay fall down some stairs or Paris walk out a bathroom with her skirt caught in her panties or ANYTHING??? Yeah, AND I’m sick of staring at Pam’s misshapen tits.
NEXT already!!!!!!!!!
Jesus javelin-tossing Christ. I only got through fifteen seconds of her put-on sarcasmo voice before I had to make it stop.
I wonder if her parents think it’s as hilarious as I do to watch her stumbling through life.
Man it doesn’t work anymore. :/
That video would be much better if it ended with a beheading.
why didn’t she just make a sex tape when she was hot…we all would have been just a little bit happier.
k-fed, i know it’s in your closet somewhere…just do everyone a favor…people may actually like you.
I heard this on the way to work this morning and it ruined my day. She’s so fucking stupid.
HELLO BITCH, (YOU HAVE CHILDREN)!!!! PEOPLE MAKE ME F’N SICK WHEN THEY IGNORE THEIR KIDS.
QUESTION: WHAT HAPPENS TO MOTHERS WHO PUT THEMSELVES BEFORE THEIR CHILDREN?
ANSWER: THEIR CHILDREN GROW UP AND KILL THEM.
Sigh. I’m just so tired of this fake bitch’s existence.
:: cries ::
I WANNA SEE THE VIDEO!
And 117, thanks for the link, but it doesnt work either :(
does anyone know where i can find it?
the video is located at the source:
http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/
she has a hot voice, i want to shove my cock deep deep down her throat
#s 99 and 100 work. Just paste them together.
And omg, that annoying valley girl voice she was doing was just awful. She should have just calmly, in her own voice stated her opinion without sarcasm. I would have listened to that.
You got to be crazy to want to shove it down her throat.. that crazy bitch would probably bite it off and spit it out and then grit her teeth at the camera as he took her pic…
she’s right. “y’all” suck.
no wonder you’re shooting yourselves in a college(a place where you should learn, not kill!)
you all are an incesteous bunch of meat bags, with a mass of shit as brain, have no self esteem and hide behind half-truth/knowledge that you dont understand. live in your small little world, your lies spread thoughout the globe,and whatever..I digress.
she sucks too, so dont feel bad.
I give you around ten or 12 more years before the US of A nukes itself out of the surface of this world.
bye bye.
u suck
ugh, she’s so dumb &
sucks at trying to be sarcastic.
what the hell are you
trying to prove, britt?
x
I don’t get it. How is this different from her normal irritating fake voice? She ALWAYS sounds like a fake asshole………… WAIT! DID YOU HEAR THAT????….. OH WAIT! NEVERMIND. It was just the sound of me be “so nice” blowing past her bald-ass alcoholic head…
Every make sure they laugh their ass off when she tries to perform her fist comeback song..who will buy her shit..she is so over..
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This is regarding the shooting at Virginia Tech:
Did you listen to the video of the student with a cellphone on the campus? Now they’re saying he only had one gun. Bullshit!!! Anyone who has fired a pistol (or two) knows he had more than one firearm! What is the American Government hiding? Witnesses even reported the guy had two pistols! What’s the deal? Did the Bush family make a deal with this guy too? Where’s the freedom of information in the states? They’re hiding somtehing! Someone please tell me what!
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spred da wurd!
HOW convient that the shootings happened the day Alberto Gonzales was suppose to be questioned in Congress..and now of course it was canceled!!!
Woohoo! #140.
After reading the comments I didn’t even watch the video. I am still pure.
“before the US of A nukes itself out of the surface of this world”
Might be insluting if it made any sense. back to the Mosque with you for english lessons Mohammed.
just joking on #139
What a complete B**ch. I was feeling sympathetic to her single mother, public eye status….
She honestly thinks people believe and or care about whether she drinks too much, or all that other stuff?
I read this stuff to take my mind off the real world…that right now is not very NICE.
The only ones who care are her fans, and they just got a big ol slap in the face from her.
Wow. Our world is like, so nice? Wtf? No, this is not smart at all, you ass holes. She’s the dumbest bitch ever. And seriously, why does she have one fucking strand of hair hanging out the side? She’s so disgusting. I feel bad for her.
Sleazy Bitch Brittney, trying to blame Paris for your stupid shit, do you have a brain? Coz, I think I heard you had 2 kids, oh, that’s right your not allowed around them! What a skank whore, already had her kids taken from her in the first year of their life. Most people have them a couple years before they are taken away. You are one real piece of shit for this to have happened.
MOMMIE, I CAN’T FIND YOU…I HAD A BAD DREAM THAT YOU HATED US AND YOU DIDN’T WANT TO HOLD ME OR ROCK ME TO SLEEP, PLEASE SOMEONE FIND MY MOMMIE!!!
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