Do I detect a hint of sarcasm? Maybe just a smidgen? I know this is her trying to be clever, but she just comes off sounding like an idiot. Being clever only works if you have a brain, and not a cartoon drawing of a turtle where your brain should be.
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KevinW17 | April 16, 2007 at 8:54 am
is this real?
veggi | April 16, 2007 at 8:54 am
Like, totally.
fe | April 16, 2007 at 8:55 am
firsties.
Anexio | April 16, 2007 at 8:55 am
She should say that Avril has a big poop shoot because that would be true.
KevinW17 | April 16, 2007 at 8:56 am
eh HeHMMM….
I mean…
“Is this ‘ril?”
Juliabella | April 16, 2007 at 8:56 am
She’s playing a game but it isn’t really helping her image to talk like that….we read and see that she’s dumb and out of control and she goes and make a video like that. Good luck girl. We’re getting tired.
nico | April 16, 2007 at 8:56 am
dude. what. the. f.
(I’m a valley girl, and that was an awful valley accent, especially with the ‘y’all’ thrown in.)
pagebetty | April 16, 2007 at 8:56 am
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==She is an idiot. We all now this. Nothing new. I think she is high. Stupid, stupid whore. Yeah she’s trying to be sarcastic, but she sucks at it. People kiss her ass so much, so this is to be expected.
Fifth Stooge | April 16, 2007 at 8:57 am
It’s a wonder her brain can generate enough power to make her legs move.
sympathee | April 16, 2007 at 8:59 am
I can’t wait for all your stuff to come out either! Seriously though, I couldn’t watch more than a minute of it because she’s too fucking annoying.
elf | April 16, 2007 at 9:00 am
at least she has a sense of humor about the whole thing.
PunjabPete | April 16, 2007 at 9:01 am
Indignent and stupid… Goes great with her entitlement complex… I hope Anna Nicole is warming up Britney a hot pocket in hell right now….
veggi | April 16, 2007 at 9:01 am
hahaha 9.
Juliabella | April 16, 2007 at 9:02 am
11
yeah but she shouldn’t laugh at the fact that she needed rehab…she just doesn’t want to admit it… sad
Jimbo | April 16, 2007 at 9:02 am
Veggi – were you joking on Friday?
TheRage | April 16, 2007 at 9:02 am
this video makes me want to punch babies.
Solaera | April 16, 2007 at 9:03 am
God. What an asshat.
chiris | April 16, 2007 at 9:03 am
She should hang herself
veggi | April 16, 2007 at 9:03 am
no. weird, eh?
schack | April 16, 2007 at 9:04 am
i’m not sure if you mean indigent or indignant, punjab. and anna nicole went to heaven. they took out her sillies before cremating her, and realized that her doctor had implanted a crazywhore chip into them when he did the implants.
Jimbo | April 16, 2007 at 9:04 am
You had me freaked all weekend. I kept looking for the cops to come knocking on my door
Suzie | April 16, 2007 at 9:04 am
I don’t care what anybody says, Britney is still the best! When she makes her comeback it’s gonna be AWESOME and all you losers will be even more jealous! YEAH! GO BRIT!!! YOU RULE!!!
pagebetty | April 16, 2007 at 9:05 am
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===(In Valley girl Speak) Um. Maybe people like say that u are pregnant because u r like fat and like and it wouldn’t be surprising if u were because like u flash your cooch to everybody and u change dudes like u change underwear like. Ooops, u don’t where underwear. Well then like, like u change dudes like u change wigs like. Dumbass.
HerpesHilton | April 16, 2007 at 9:06 am
Even with the fake Valley Girl accent, she still can’t hide her redneck, backwoods-ass “Y’all”.
pagebetty | April 16, 2007 at 9:08 am
Please people stop kissing her ass. Then maybe she’ll go back to the trailer park where she belongs. This is up there with the video that Kevin did of her. I think she was talking about aliens and munching on fried fish or something.
iburl | April 16, 2007 at 9:09 am
What was that straggly looking tail coming out from under her hat? I know it wasn’t hair.
pagebetty | April 16, 2007 at 9:09 am
I mean talking about aliens While muching on fried fish and cheetos. Can’t forget the cheetos.
schack | April 16, 2007 at 9:10 am
is that why you didn’t open your door when i came by, jimbo? i shaved my legs and donned some of my favorite undies, to no avail!
crestlin | April 16, 2007 at 9:10 am
hey you idiots, she’s faking it on purpose. apparentely she’s capable of sarcasm, which is more than i can say for most people who post on this site. i don’t like britney, but i’m actaully impressed.
veggi | April 16, 2007 at 9:12 am
Hey ya’ll! I say ya’ll. Don’t ya’ll make fun of sayin’ ya’ll. Yuns just go over yonder and stop makin’ fun of us rednecks. Gawd ya’ll!
Jimbo | April 16, 2007 at 9:12 am
That was you Shack? I was hoping you would call or come by this weekend. Maybe we can have dinner tonight
sk8trgurl69 | April 16, 2007 at 9:12 am
i’d still fuck her, even if she can’t help but be obnoxiously sarcastic.
cunt.
~ali
schack | April 16, 2007 at 9:14 am
don’t pull that thang out, unless you plan to bang.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 16, 2007 at 9:15 am
Hey Suzie, tell your idol to make a comeback as a decent mother you ignorant cunt.
jps1980 | April 16, 2007 at 9:21 am
I wish she really would go towards the light and die already.
pirhan | April 16, 2007 at 9:22 am
Holy Shit. I could only watch 30 seconds.
rmeno | April 16, 2007 at 9:26 am
#29
I totally agree…the part about the world’s so smart and I’m so dumb…she’s laughing right to the bank…while most of the people who post on here are sitting at a job they hate, (or at home unemployed) surfing the internet and posting hate comments about people they don’t even know…haha I totally get her humor on this one..yeah her life hasn’t been perfect, but NO ONE has a perfect life..she’s just in a position where she doens’t have to kiss anyone’s ass or really care what people think, she’s made her millions..upon millions.
She does act immature at times, but she’s grown up under the microscope of America and that’s not a good thing any way you slice it…
At least she doesn’t have to worry about her boss finding out that she’s on celebrity blog pages when she’s supposed to be working…no, she could fly to Hawaii today if she wanted…haha
arden | April 16, 2007 at 9:26 am
Wow, she’s bitter.
TrimSpaBaby | April 16, 2007 at 9:28 am
Please let that light be from an oncoming 18-wheeler. Really, is that too much to ask?
Suzie | April 16, 2007 at 9:30 am
#34 – don’t get angry at me. It’s not my fault your dad was caught with that Cub Scout.
TrimSpaBaby | April 16, 2007 at 9:31 am
Borat has improved as an interviewer!
Lowlands | April 16, 2007 at 9:32 am
Weak attempt BS,the hat doesn’t look at all victorian style.
iamwhoam | April 16, 2007 at 9:33 am
yet another sign of the death of the Fish: the tone-deafness of the fifth-string commenters.
meee | April 16, 2007 at 9:34 am
#29 and #37, WE KNOW SHE’S BEING SARCASTIC. apparently you’re the fucking stupid ones for thinking everyone here didn’t recognize that.
Dean | April 16, 2007 at 9:35 am
She sounds like Minnie Mouse.
Shanipie | April 16, 2007 at 9:36 am
Its so funny when morons try to act smart.
Hey dumbass, maybe people think your pregnant again because your always bloated and throwing up, oh and having sex with every loser you can find.
PROVE US WRONG BRITNEY, PROVE US WRONG.
If she doesn’t want to be on magazine covers all the time she should try blending in and acting boring…that way no one will care what she is doing. No I think flashing your twat and shaving your head was a really great way to NOT get attention. Retard
Osama bin Laden | April 16, 2007 at 9:37 am
Funniest thing I’ve read in weeks:
‘At least 20 people were killed in two shootings when a lone gunman opened fire on the Virginia Tech University campus in Blacksburg on Monday, police said. Police said they believe the shooter also is dead. Amie Steele, editor-in-chief of the campus newspaper, said one of her reporters at one of the dormitories where the shootings took place reported “mass chaos.”‘
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why bother bombing, you monkeys will exterminate yourselves!
veggi | April 16, 2007 at 9:38 am
#29 and #37. Britney’s smarter than you.
daηielle™↵ | April 16, 2007 at 9:39 am
And exactly HOW is that funny Osama Been Ugly?
F-Sucker | April 16, 2007 at 9:42 am
#9
Sure it can…….she manages to get them open often enough.