Britney Spears meets men at the gas station

December 5th, 2007 // 73 Comments

Britney Spears supposedly has a new man in her life named Robert. The two had a romantic rendezvous last night at the sexiest of locales. Yup, the gas station. I’m not even shocked that Britney finds unleaded fuel erotic. We’re slowly approaching the day when Britney finally caves and starts wearing a tin-foil hat. I bet she already has it made. She’s probably testing it out on her dog London. If aliens don’t brainwash him into being a responsible parent, she’s totally wearing that foil hat everywhere!

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  1. Beastman

    All you bastards that are posting links in your messages – I hope your genitals melt off and you all get raped raw by a pack of orcas. Orcas with AIDS.
    And why the fuck do your shitty messages keep missing words or using words that don’t make sense? Its like they were typed out by a dyslexic Filipino.
    Jeesus christ allmighty.

  2. she looks really great on green

  3. BBW is a con for fatties to feel better about being a fatty.

    She sure has a thing for awful boots.

  4. woodhorse

    the aluminum hats are harmless enough and easily replaced. it’s aggravating when they paint all the appliances in their taxpayer-funded abodes with blue paint and then after they are back on their meds and out of the facility again, the taxpayers have buy them all new TVs and microwaves and shit all over again. It doesn’t matter how many times you tell (lie) to them that no one is spying on them, they don’t believe it.

  5. woodhorse

    @17 he’s probably not married anymore, thank to this post. Way to go Fish.

    He’s her type. Caucasian.

  6. britney is a downright slut!

  7. she has erection with every jerk!

  8. elle

    She shows that being thin and rich does not make one happy, beautiful, or classy.

  9. tp

    She looks so sad and lost

  10. Mo

    #38 – That’s freaking funny!

  11. Auntie Kryst

    So I’m guessing the whole issue about her children sort of worked itself out? Someone throw her back into the bayou.

  12. Driving at knight with fucking sun-glasses and picking up boy’s. There’s only one opinion possible: THIS IS AN ORDINARY WHORE!!

  13. Dee

    Obviously drug buddies…who wouldn’t go with her when she’s doing all the buying? It blows my mind that she doesn’t get it and see herself the way eveyone else does. She still dresses like a freaking child! THERE IS NO WAY HER KIDS SHOULD BE AROUND HER WITHOUT SUPERVISION…LIKELY UNTIL THEY ARE ABOUT 18. She doesn’t seem to have the basic instinct of motherhood – it’s all about her and she had the kids for all the wrong reasons.

  14. yukadoozer

    Another fag. Only this homo looks like the Joker.

  15. yukadoozer

    Another fag. Only this homo looks like the Joker.

  16. britislame

    What’s with these hoodies she’s been wearing lately? She must have 10 different ones with different random animals on them. It probably was buy 1 get 9 free at K-mart. Dangit – I missed the sale.

  17. v

    This looks like a drug deal.

    God it would suck to be famous.

  18. Ms.Brookey

    As a stylist I have to say I am offended by her extensions! I don’t care this comment is relevant!

  19. Georg

    Me da mucha pena Britney… tiene todo lo material, pero por dentro esta muy vacia… es decadente !

  20. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an
    profile on an online site sugarmommymeet.. you know it is a site for rich women seek young cute men.. what a slur!

  21. Stephanie

    If she is planning to get all of this plastic surgery done I think the first thing she should do is Something with her HAIR!!!!!! every time I look at her thats the first thing I notice as a Girl is her hair!! Its terrable!! I don’t notice her Nose, hips, tummy, thighs………..Its the hair!!!! and It doesn’t cost $81,000 to fix! maybe a litte proactive would work to…..

  22. so what ???i yhink she is nasty ..http://www.spymac.com/details/?2316804 sweet girl

  23. Van

    Honestly, it’s sad…any guy she’d meet at a gas station is WAY out of her legaue these days…

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