Britney Spears meets men at the gas station

December 5th, 2007 // 73 Comments

Britney Spears supposedly has a new man in her life named Robert. The two had a romantic rendezvous last night at the sexiest of locales. Yup, the gas station. I’m not even shocked that Britney finds unleaded fuel erotic. We’re slowly approaching the day when Britney finally caves and starts wearing a tin-foil hat. I bet she already has it made. She’s probably testing it out on her dog London. If aliens don’t brainwash him into being a responsible parent, she’s totally wearing that foil hat everywhere!

Photos: INFdaily.com

  1. BBW is a con for fatties to feel better about being a fatty.

    WHY WHY WHY does she wear those fake trailer trash ghetto slut nails?? She’s a putrid skank.

  2. Be careful, Fish. She’ll start that tin foil hat trend and then ALL the young celebs will wear that and drop trou in public?!

  3. OMG. It is said that Britney had a profile at a niche interracial dating site named interracialconnect.com. Does she want an interracial marriage like Hottest Interracial Celebrity Couple Seal and Heidi Klum? wanna check

  4. p911gt10c

    #2, I think you answered your own question there.

    Oh, and #1, you’re a loser.

  5. RENEE...

    He’s kinda fug…and he’s got a (wedding?) ring on his all important finger. And good god, the boots, Britney, the boots! Yich! And all those hideous sweatshirts she keeps wearing have got to go. I guess thats her idea of getting into the Christmas spirit. What a tard.

  6. Ooba Gooba

    How soon before the guy gets his own reality TV show?

  7. H

    Maybe that’s why she likes this Robert. He understands her need to wrap herself in grotesque sweaters.

  8. Tapeworm

    @BBW: Because she *is* a trailer trash ghetto slut.

    For fuck’s sake, with that red, green and blue shit going on, that sow looks like a goddamn dead-pixel test. (3 people will understand that joke. Actually the only joke on this page is that beached whale with bad skin).

  9. billabong021

    Erm, whats goin on with the sides of her mouth?

    I mean, in the first pic you can really see it, is that some kinda rash? Im pretty sure thats not normal…

  10. em

    he looks like a fudgepacker.

    and why the hell would anyone in their right mind want to hang out with britney spears? they must be a bigger attention whore than brit, lindsay, and paris combined. holy shit, he’s desperate.

  11. HUMBLER

    I LOVE HER!

  12. what

    I guess everyone is getting into the Christmas spirit early.

  13. PunkA

    Hey, when you got the late night munchies, and need to get laid, the local “Quickie Mart” is always the place to look. Maybe next time she can wait til Abu gets off work for the night.

  14. Ted from LA

    I wonder what his pick-up line was… Do you fill up here often? Do you want to hold my hose?

  15. Micky Mc

    @10 Meth Bugs

  16. Jeans

    Did anyone else notice the ring on the guys left ring finger in picture 7 that looks suspiciously like a wedding ring!?!?!?!?!

  17. Lullaby

    That’s her realtor

  18. Ummhmm

    I thought she wasn’t allowed to drive anymore.

    And don’t kid yourself, fish. That dog’s been dead for weeks!!!

  19. Nikk

    I actually like those boots. They look nice. I wonder how long it’s gonna be before her putrid feet destroy them.

  20. Annabel

    Does she ever bathe? I mean… ever?

  21. kelley

    the britney shit is, and has been, old for about a month now.
    i get a headache everytime i see a new post about her.
    enough already

  22. asshole

    Brittney as…………THE RIDDLER
    ….stupid fuck.

  23. my comment

    UGLY boots!

    She’s starting to look like Buffalo Bill, the transexual serial killer from “Silence of the Lambs”.

  24. Jerry Priddy

    7. Ooba Gooba – December 5, 2007 6:18 PM
    “How soon before the guy gets his own reality TV show?”

    Who knows….but I would be willing to bet it’s not going to be nearly as fast as when he sees those little bitty blisters appear on the head of his little bitty dick

  25. bobo brasil

    What the fuck happened to the writing on this website? What does a tinfoil hat have to do with anything related to Spears?

  26. Howdy

    He looks like her Hillbilly cousin, and they look like they’re on the way to go “chew the fat” at some fancy pants shindig.

  27. Superevil

    HaHaHa #4, you douches keep getting better and better.

  28. Matilda

    haha why doesn’t she fix her damn hair already???

    OH and— GOLD DIGGER! !!! TAKE YOU MONEY AND RUNNNNN!!!! hahahaha!

  29. Helen

    He’s her realtor and a graduate of USC, my alma mater! FIGHT ON!

  30. Kathleen

    Isnt she wearing HER wedding ring, also?

  31. bim

    Ok first off @ # 2 BBW is a con for fatties to feel better about being a fatty

    Those aren’t ghetto style nails those are french manicured tip nails ok… good ok LOL she only has best

    These pics are all about giving and the christmas spirit… how could it not be???? just look at Brits festive outfit and the possible sharing of STDs with a strange from the gas station later on has the marks of chritmas all over it. Hell these pics should be on hallmark cards because everyone knows true love always happens when you pick up a stranger wearing a wedding ring at a gas station

  32. michelle

    he looks like good material.
    approved, britney. time to get on making more babies you don’t care about.

  33. STeve

    Britney’s ok and why should all you losers care what she does….don’t you have anything better to do than to write trash about other people….get fuckin lives, will you???

  34. She is different form others. She like being nude outside. I saw her nude photos and profile on nudistconnect.com just now. Maybe he is dating with a nudist guy. wow

  35. Holly

    HAS IT ESCAPED EVERYONE’S ATTENTION THAT ROBERT IS WEARING A WEDDING RING… PHOTO NO. 7, LOOK AT THE LEFT HAND KIDS!!!

  36. Lord of Cheese

    I like that Britney is wearing sunglasses… at night… while driving…

  37. extracheeseplease

    #24 “It puts the lotion on the skin”

  38. extracheeseplease

    holly—he’s married to Jesus

  39. Karisha

    #23 I too noticed her looking like the Riddler! In fact that was the first thing I noticed…wha hahahahaha

  40. Karisha

    #34 You’re a douche for writing that…besides as for people having a life…WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

  41. They are so sweet and romantic!
    I was told by one of my friends that muslim matrimonial site muslimonly.com/i/registration will hold a party for muslim singles,
    is it real?

  42. Ript1&0

    Yes.

    I will allow Brit to join my tin foil army.

    <3 U!!!

  43. It’s her Real Estate agent Robert Edie. The guy showed her some homes and then pumped her. Gas that is.

  44. sharpeidude

    Wear a double rubber dude if you’re going swimming in that dirty skank.

  45. Chris

    LEAVE HER ALONE!!!1!

    #10, the mouth thing looks like the start of a sweet goatee. Soooo trend-setter.

  46. Angie

    ima correct you on this one, that is robert johnson, he’s been firends with britney for ages, and by the way, he is gay

  47. toma

    She was good when she was young! I ever was one of her fans.. After grown up, she make her life messed up.. many affairs are over there about how she mislead the relationship.. the latest one is the saying about Britney joined the rich women seeking affair online service sugarmommymeet.com with an aim to find a sugar baby! What a fool girl!

  48. IWONKY

    Re: 4, 35 & 42 – You robotards never learn. Nobody from this site is ever going to one of your dumbfuck sites. Eat shit and die.

  49. IWONKY

    I won’t repeat the obvious #48.

Leave A Comment