Britney Spears meets men at the gas station

Britney Spears supposedly has a new man in her life named Robert. The two had a romantic rendezvous last night at the sexiest of locales. Yup, the gas station. I’m not even shocked that Britney finds unleaded fuel erotic. We’re slowly approaching the day when Britney finally caves and starts wearing a tin-foil hat. I bet she already has it made. She’s probably testing it out on her dog London. If aliens don’t brainwash him into being a responsible parent, she’s totally wearing that foil hat everywhere!