Britney Spears supposedly has a new man in her life named Robert. The two had a romantic rendezvous last night at the sexiest of locales. Yup, the gas station. I’m not even shocked that Britney finds unleaded fuel erotic. We’re slowly approaching the day when Britney finally caves and starts wearing a tin-foil hat. I bet she already has it made. She’s probably testing it out on her dog London. If aliens don’t brainwash him into being a responsible parent, she’s totally wearing that foil hat everywhere!
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H | December 5, 2007 at 6:07 pm
First?
BBW is a con for fatties to feel better about being a fatty. | December 5, 2007 at 6:08 pm
WHY WHY WHY does she wear those fake trailer trash ghetto slut nails?? She’s a putrid skank.
cattycowgirl | December 5, 2007 at 6:09 pm
Be careful, Fish. She’ll start that tin foil hat trend and then ALL the young celebs will wear that and drop trou in public?!
julee | December 5, 2007 at 6:10 pm
OMG. It is said that Britney had a profile at a niche interracial dating site named interracialconnect.com. Does she want an interracial marriage like Hottest Interracial Celebrity Couple Seal and Heidi Klum? wanna check
p911gt10c | December 5, 2007 at 6:13 pm
#2, I think you answered your own question there.
Oh, and #1, you’re a loser.
RENEE... | December 5, 2007 at 6:15 pm
He’s kinda fug…and he’s got a (wedding?) ring on his all important finger. And good god, the boots, Britney, the boots! Yich! And all those hideous sweatshirts she keeps wearing have got to go. I guess thats her idea of getting into the Christmas spirit. What a tard.
Ooba Gooba | December 5, 2007 at 6:18 pm
How soon before the guy gets his own reality TV show?
H | December 5, 2007 at 6:18 pm
Maybe that’s why she likes this Robert. He understands her need to wrap herself in grotesque sweaters.
Tapeworm | December 5, 2007 at 6:20 pm
@BBW: Because she *is* a trailer trash ghetto slut.
For fuck’s sake, with that red, green and blue shit going on, that sow looks like a goddamn dead-pixel test. (3 people will understand that joke. Actually the only joke on this page is that beached whale with bad skin).
billabong021 | December 5, 2007 at 6:25 pm
Erm, whats goin on with the sides of her mouth?
I mean, in the first pic you can really see it, is that some kinda rash? Im pretty sure thats not normal…
em | December 5, 2007 at 6:34 pm
he looks like a fudgepacker.
and why the hell would anyone in their right mind want to hang out with britney spears? they must be a bigger attention whore than brit, lindsay, and paris combined. holy shit, he’s desperate.
HUMBLER | December 5, 2007 at 6:34 pm
I LOVE HER!
what | December 5, 2007 at 6:42 pm
I guess everyone is getting into the Christmas spirit early.
PunkA | December 5, 2007 at 6:48 pm
Hey, when you got the late night munchies, and need to get laid, the local “Quickie Mart” is always the place to look. Maybe next time she can wait til Abu gets off work for the night.
Ted from LA | December 5, 2007 at 6:48 pm
I wonder what his pick-up line was… Do you fill up here often? Do you want to hold my hose?
Micky Mc | December 5, 2007 at 6:49 pm
@10 Meth Bugs
Jeans | December 5, 2007 at 7:00 pm
Did anyone else notice the ring on the guys left ring finger in picture 7 that looks suspiciously like a wedding ring!?!?!?!?!
Lullaby | December 5, 2007 at 7:20 pm
That’s her realtor
Ummhmm | December 5, 2007 at 7:31 pm
I thought she wasn’t allowed to drive anymore.
And don’t kid yourself, fish. That dog’s been dead for weeks!!!
Nikk | December 5, 2007 at 7:35 pm
I actually like those boots. They look nice. I wonder how long it’s gonna be before her putrid feet destroy them.
Annabel | December 5, 2007 at 7:40 pm
Does she ever bathe? I mean… ever?
kelley | December 5, 2007 at 7:52 pm
the britney shit is, and has been, old for about a month now.
i get a headache everytime i see a new post about her.
enough already
asshole | December 5, 2007 at 8:03 pm
Brittney as…………THE RIDDLER
….stupid fuck.
my comment | December 5, 2007 at 8:04 pm
UGLY boots!
She’s starting to look like Buffalo Bill, the transexual serial killer from “Silence of the Lambs”.
Jerry Priddy | December 5, 2007 at 8:05 pm
7. Ooba Gooba – December 5, 2007 6:18 PM
“How soon before the guy gets his own reality TV show?”
Who knows….but I would be willing to bet it’s not going to be nearly as fast as when he sees those little bitty blisters appear on the head of his little bitty dick
bobo brasil | December 5, 2007 at 8:08 pm
What the fuck happened to the writing on this website? What does a tinfoil hat have to do with anything related to Spears?
Howdy | December 5, 2007 at 8:10 pm
He looks like her Hillbilly cousin, and they look like they’re on the way to go “chew the fat” at some fancy pants shindig.
Superevil | December 5, 2007 at 8:18 pm
HaHaHa #4, you douches keep getting better and better.
Matilda | December 5, 2007 at 8:21 pm
haha why doesn’t she fix her damn hair already???
OH and— GOLD DIGGER! !!! TAKE YOU MONEY AND RUNNNNN!!!! hahahaha!
Helen | December 5, 2007 at 8:31 pm
He’s her realtor and a graduate of USC, my alma mater! FIGHT ON!
Kathleen | December 5, 2007 at 8:32 pm
Isnt she wearing HER wedding ring, also?
bim | December 5, 2007 at 8:36 pm
Ok first off @ # 2 BBW is a con for fatties to feel better about being a fatty
Those aren’t ghetto style nails those are french manicured tip nails ok… good ok LOL she only has best
These pics are all about giving and the christmas spirit… how could it not be???? just look at Brits festive outfit and the possible sharing of STDs with a strange from the gas station later on has the marks of chritmas all over it. Hell these pics should be on hallmark cards because everyone knows true love always happens when you pick up a stranger wearing a wedding ring at a gas station
michelle | December 5, 2007 at 8:52 pm
he looks like good material.
approved, britney. time to get on making more babies you don’t care about.
STeve | December 5, 2007 at 8:54 pm
Britney’s ok and why should all you losers care what she does….don’t you have anything better to do than to write trash about other people….get fuckin lives, will you???
maggie | December 5, 2007 at 9:15 pm
She is different form others. She like being nude outside. I saw her nude photos and profile on nudistconnect.com just now. Maybe he is dating with a nudist guy. wow
Holly | December 5, 2007 at 9:31 pm
HAS IT ESCAPED EVERYONE’S ATTENTION THAT ROBERT IS WEARING A WEDDING RING… PHOTO NO. 7, LOOK AT THE LEFT HAND KIDS!!!
Lord of Cheese | December 5, 2007 at 10:02 pm
I like that Britney is wearing sunglasses… at night… while driving…
extracheeseplease | December 5, 2007 at 10:11 pm
#24 “It puts the lotion on the skin”
extracheeseplease | December 5, 2007 at 10:14 pm
holly—he’s married to Jesus
Karisha | December 5, 2007 at 10:21 pm
#23 I too noticed her looking like the Riddler! In fact that was the first thing I noticed…wha hahahahaha
Karisha | December 5, 2007 at 10:27 pm
#34 You’re a douche for writing that…besides as for people having a life…WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
wason | December 6, 2007 at 12:13 am
They are so sweet and romantic!
I was told by one of my friends that muslim matrimonial site muslimonly.com/i/registration will hold a party for muslim singles,
is it real?
Ript1&0 | December 6, 2007 at 12:17 am
Yes.
I will allow Brit to join my tin foil army.
<3 U!!!
John | December 6, 2007 at 12:18 am
It’s her Real Estate agent Robert Edie. The guy showed her some homes and then pumped her. Gas that is.
sharpeidude | December 6, 2007 at 12:26 am
Wear a double rubber dude if you’re going swimming in that dirty skank.
Chris | December 6, 2007 at 12:44 am
LEAVE HER ALONE!!!1!
#10, the mouth thing looks like the start of a sweet goatee. Soooo trend-setter.
Angie | December 6, 2007 at 1:01 am
ima correct you on this one, that is robert johnson, he’s been firends with britney for ages, and by the way, he is gay
toma | December 6, 2007 at 1:34 am
She was good when she was young! I ever was one of her fans.. After grown up, she make her life messed up.. many affairs are over there about how she mislead the relationship.. the latest one is the saying about Britney joined the rich women seeking affair online service sugarmommymeet.com with an aim to find a sugar baby! What a fool girl!
IWONKY | December 6, 2007 at 1:44 am
Re: 4, 35 & 42 – You robotards never learn. Nobody from this site is ever going to one of your dumbfuck sites. Eat shit and die.
IWONKY | December 6, 2007 at 1:47 am
I won’t repeat the obvious #48.