Haha, when I first read “according to close friends of Kevin Federline”, I had those exact same thoughts haha!!! What a loser he is.
These pics can pass for Heidie Klums little sister. Can you imagine Heidie and Brittany walking down the street together looking ala natural?
She should be shopping for a stylist, not another can of Red Bull.
On more important news who likes gold more:
The people at the Target near me are much better looking.
@16 & 17.. fantastic.
smoking a marlboro light, hanging out in front of target……..this is what her life’s become, 9th graders do that.
Cmon, she’s just “keeping it real” in her own way. She’s a pop singer from Hicksville, so she’s smoking a cig in front of Target, wearing unflattering Target-brand clothes (with food stains on them) that seem designed to accent droopy boobs and a belly paunch. If she were a black rapper, she’d be hanging out on a ghetto street corner selling crack. Same difference. We don’t want her to become the appalachian equivalent of an uncle tom (uncle cletus chesterfield?).
why did she turn her shirt inside out? it’s filthy.
Kay-vin, you wanna come on over and do the hippity-dippity wit may too-nat? I miss youu, Kay-vin and I wanna gives you a hog.
At least she’s classy enough to go to Targ
What the hell is that chain thing sticking out of her butt? I can only surmise it is a bejeweled butt tampon to stave off anal leakage . Its one thing to be a stanky ho, but its another thing all together to leak butt juice at Target. I guess her new stylist suggested it.
Could she look any shittier? And she left her two best Target-appropriate accessories at home…her two little boys!
“Rockdust”–I like Target as well, but seein’ tired-looking celebrities dragging their filthy hems around the floors of my fav. dept. store might be enough to keep me from shopping there ever again!
Why are we looking at pictures of Dog the Bounty Hunter?
Lmao Half of you posting this bullshit can’t afford Target or Wal-mart. I don’t care if she came from the bottom of someone’s shoe–she has more than we ever will. Get A grip!!!
G.R.E.A.S.Y. That’s how she always looks. Thank goodness it’s not scratch and sniff computer monitors because I think the smell would kill us all.
*hey yo.. this is kfed coolest mother fucking rapper on the west coast… or maybe I live on the east coast… in the world. leave me a message and I’ll get back to you when I’m not busy rollin with my gangsta friends or banging the hot bitches*
*Uhm… kevin??like this is britney. I’m just in the mcdonalds drive through so I can’t talk for too long but I was just wondering if you actually mean that your out with hot bitches?? cuz like aint no body hotter than me. and your not with me. Because I’m out with my super hot new boyfriend… I don’t know if you know him…. awww fuck whats your name aagin sweetie… aww shit he passed out again. Well he is really hot and we might have sex later. so ya. be jealous. I miss you. Please meet me at the restaurant we went to every night on our honeymoon. The burger king with the big playground?? okay. I love you. (in the background) miss heres your usual… 2 kids packs and a number 5.
Kevin it’s shar… I washed your underwear for you so now can I move back in?? pleaseeee
Britney needs to make time of the 2 minute make up trick. A little mascara,tinted moisturizer and lip gloss. Would make the world of difference.
Also in picture 2 and 7 she looks like she has a baby bump, even thought she’s smoking.
Looking at her in these pics, I can almost smell her, thats how greasified she looks.
But has anyone here actually smelled her perfume fantasy? It smells like a strip club dressing room…don’t ask me how I know that.
Okay fine ask ,I don’t care.
Bottom line is thats what I imagined her perfume would smell like and i was not surprised at all when i discovered it did.
34 – You’re right. None of us can afford walmart or target. We spend all our money on our computers and wireless bills just so we can post on this site. Roight.
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